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>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>> No.12033090

And yet, here you are obsessing over them. Pinterest posts don't affect you at all. Keep lying to yourself that you don't care about women.

>> No.12033095

I'm sorry your mother didn't cook delicious homemade meals packed with love for you, but shitposting on /ck/ isn't the answer. Please return to /r9k/ or whatever other containment board you leaked out of.

>> No.12033097

This thread isn't very good

>> No.12033098

This post is off topic, focusing on women rather than food or cooking. Take your incel rants to your containment board >>>/r9k/. Some people actually come to /ck/ because they want to discuss food and cooking, not to discuss women and politics.

>> No.12033105

>>12033098
>politics
where did you get that from this thread?
/pol in your brain?

>> No.12033107
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>>12033098
>Some people actually come to /ck/ because they want to discuss food and cooking

>> No.12033111

>>12033105
You're obviously a newfag to /ck/ if you haven't seen a political thread yet. Seriously go back to your containment board and stop shitting up other boards, retard.

>> No.12033114

>>12033098
>off topic
>about both food and cooking
Are you retarded?

>> No.12033122

>>12033114
Mentioning "food" once in your post doesn't mean your post is related to food. If you had any critical thinking skills you would deduce that this post is about women. OP is channelling his incel rage towards women in relation to their use of pinterest.

>> No.12033126

>>12033085
Every woman I know who has cooked for me is good at it, and that's at least 5 women

>> No.12033128

Stop being American.

>> No.12033135

>>12033085
I'm so far gone that I thought that was a tranny jerking off

>> No.12033147

>>12033098
>Some people actually come to /ck/ because they want to discuss food and cooking
We're all having a laugh at your expense m8

>> No.12033162

>>12033085
Jesus, did your mom burn your chicken nuggets or something?
By the way, if you're still living at home in your 30s, it's good practice to help your parents with the bills. Just sayin'.

>> No.12033183

>>12033085
Women are pretty bad in everything in general.

>> No.12033185

>>12033183
They're definitely the worst at sex. They usually don't even have orgasms. I have an orgasm every time.

>> No.12033296

>>12033185
Sounds like you suck at sex

>> No.12033313

>>12033098
Better this than endless whypipo don’t into spicey or a question about oil that’s just an excuse to post a naked greased up nigger with a towel over his gizmo.

>> No.12033325

>>12033296

THE JOKE
- - - - - - - - -
YOU'RE HEAD

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>>12033325
Oh. Now I feel dumb.

>> No.12033350

>>12033334
Are you ok?

>> No.12033358

>>12033350
No

>> No.12033364

>>12033107
If you don't then you should fuck off.

>> No.12033365

>>12033325
>YOU’RE HEAD
>you are head
Now who’s the idiot? A fucking iPhone is better at grammar than you.

>> No.12033371

>>12033085
Cooking is considered women's work because even if you're bad at it everyone survives. If Dad fucks up the whole family is fucked but if Mom fucks up everyone just eats a non delicious meal.
Men who actually try to cook are invariably better than women at it. It's just that most men are too busy

>> No.12033377

>>12033085
No results for this image. I mean, it's obviously an instathot.

>> No.12033379

>>12033371
> everyone survives
I'm 99% convinced that women and fire are dangerous.

>> No.12033487

>>12033365
:)

>> No.12033506

>>12033085
my mom wasn't a great cook, but she cooked some really cozy meals when i was a kid
beef stew, chicken and dumplings, pot roast etc
just basic meat, starch & vegetables
and this is what i think i'm pretty ok at
my wife though, she can't really cook and neither can my mother-in-law (her mom)
mother-in-law came and stayed with us over thanksgiving, overcooked a turkey and basically ruined all the food
i still had fun seeing everyone though and cracked a bottle of scotch w/ my wife's step father

>> No.12033570

>>12033097
Welcome to /ck/

>> No.12033595

>>12033371
Sadly this is true, women are really good at accumulating large amounts of debt and being stupid with "big picture" choices like choosing investments or managing money but they really are the best at nurturing and being nice to children. Honestly you need both to make for a good family but a single father is objectively superior in every single way to a single mother.

>> No.12033597

>>12033085
I'd say your right based on my mother but on the other hand my stepmother is the best non professional cook I know.

>> No.12033600

>>12033085
Women can become great cooks if there is a man demanding it of them. Hence why grandma is such a good cook, there was some patriarch in her life making her into the best woman she could be.

The vast majority of women don't naturally strive for success without some type of external motivator, it's why they are so shit at negotiating salaries and the like.

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>>12033098
Food is an extension of culture, and culture is downstream from politics. Checkmate, reddittard.

>> No.12033615

>>12033085
That's hilarious coming from a board with men posting their latest fast food order constantly.

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>>12033085

>> No.12033855

My girlfriend can cook
My mom can cook
Both my grandmothers can cook

I'll agree that a lot of women don't really apply themselves to cooking like they should but still...
You're wrong

>> No.12034031

>>12033603
culture is upstream from politics
culture informs politics, not the other way around gaylord

>> No.12034053

>>12033615
It’s pasta, newfag.

>> No.12034068

>>12033754
is this a serial killer's kitchen

>> No.12034075

>>12033085
I will fucking marinade your family in their own shit piss and blood and serve them to you as beef tartare

IF YOU FUCKING INSULT MY GRANDMOTHER'S COOKING ONE MORE TIME YA FAT DISGUSTING LOSER

>> No.12034146

>>12033085
Nice bait bro haha

>> No.12034147

>>12034075
I'm sure your granny doesn't count as "women these days", anon.

>> No.12034150

>>12033128
Rent free

>> No.12034152

>>12033085
I see some tidddy XDDD

>> No.12034161

>>12034075
your granny is fucking laaaaaaame bro

>> No.12034177

>>12034152
You just know she has HPV.

>> No.12034206

>>12034147
>"women are terrible lazy cooks"
This is a quote from OP about how women can't cook

>"women these days ruin everything they touch"
This is a quote from OP about how he has latent homosexual tendencies and social anxiety disorder.

>> No.12034222

>>12034206
How is social anxiety related this? Are you projecting, sweaty?

>> No.12034226

>>12034177
So does anyone that's sexually active.

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12034246

Let's all be honest here and use the qualifier "white women."

Not all women are spoiled, self-entitled cunts like white liberal whores. There are still good women from different countries who actually know how to cook and contribute in a household.

white women are a wast of a vagina.

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We've got a rat in this thread bois.

>> No.12034252

>>12033085
based and red pilled.

>> No.12034253

>>12034246
>Let's all be honest here and use the qualifier "white women."

This

>> No.12034257

>>12033754
Holy Dahmer's Youtube cooking show and back-alley abortion emporium!

>> No.12034260

>>12034246

Yup. Best women are latinas. They're not spoiled rotten like white bitches and they're sexy af. Plus they usually know how to cook for their man.

>> No.12034264

>>12033085
>>>/r9k/
Go back to your containment board faggot

>> No.12034265

>>12034260
I heard asain wamen are good wives. But then I also heard no they aint friendo

>> No.12034268

>>12034250
How many r*ddit fags come here and LARP as retarded incels for le epic upvotes

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>>12034246
>Not all women are spoiled, self-entitled cunts like white liberal whores.
C'mon bro. You don't find millennial white women attractive as fuck? What's wrong with you?

>> No.12034285

>>12034271
No one in this thread has female friends... It's sad.

From my guy friends, the females mostly cook better. And it's because they don't spend money on stupid shit they can't justify purchasing. Men who think they are good cooks go and buy duck fat and expensive fish and try to make quail egg omelette to impress.

Girls just buy... like lentils. Like I've never seen a guy go and buy something as simple as lentils, or chickpeas (unless he's vegan or into bodybuilding). Men go stupid with their cooking and need discipline. They either do too much, or they become lazy and don't focus. Women generally don't take bigger risks and stick to the recipe, they also pay more attention to timing, heat, etc. They don't feel the need to not stick to the recipe, thinking that they know better. Also, they are generally a lot cleaner.

>> No.12034296

>>12034271
she look like shrek in human form

>> No.12034301

>>12034285
Are you a hot white bitch that can actually cook? I'm in lust here. Like finding a unicorn.

>> No.12034304

>>12033085
Great. Thanks for the information. Have fun being an enormous miserable cunt for the rest of your life you waste of oxygen.

>> No.12034308

You want to know what's changed?

Home ecc classes.

We don't teach the very basics of living to men and women nowadays. We teach them how to be good little data entry machines, typing in useless data into databases because someone wants to evaluate how many milliseconds someone stays on their website. We should be teaching, in high school, the basics of cooking, cleaning, home care, car maintenance, computer maintenance, investing, and money management. And the fact that we don't is why the man-child lifestyle has become so prevalent - we've raised an entire generation of adults who pray the answer to their questions is on Google or YouTube.

>> No.12034312

>>12034308
Im teaching my 10 year old daughtet how to cook. grandmother is teaching her how to sow. her mother is teaching her how to be a degenerate and terrible choices in men.

>> No.12034314

>>12034308
You're not wrong that those things need to be taught, but why depend on schools to do it? They're already overloaded with more and more things as it is.

The bigger question is why aren't PARENTS teaching those things to their children.

>> No.12034320

>>12034314
Their parents are entitled boomers who think the public school system should basically raise their kid for them because they pay taxes.

>> No.12034325

>>12034312
>Im teaching my 10 year old daughtet how to cook. grandmother is teaching her how to sow. her mother is teaching her how to be a degenerate and terrible choices in men.

lol. It's up to american Fathers to save the next generation of children and build some skills & character. American mothers are literally teaching their kids how to be trannys & whores.

>> No.12034331

>>12034301
I'm a hot tan fag that can actually cook. I do have hot white girl friends tho I can lend you one to cook and succ.

I am literally messaging a girl at the moment, trying to find a way for her to get some dick cuz she's too horny.

>> No.12034332

>>12034312
>grandmother is teaching her how to sow
Ah... working the fields.

>> No.12034334

>>12034308
>You want to know what's changed?
>Home ecc classes.

You know what else needs to be brought back? Shop class. I see so many young niggers who have no idea how to put up a shelf, or just check their own engine oil. Millennial are literally useless & skilless.

>> No.12034339

>>12033085
what the fuck is she doing with the ladle?

>> No.12034341

>>12034308
22 here, I actually had a cooking class elective everybody loved and wanted to be in in my highschool, actually had a bunch of stoves and personal cooking counters for like 8 groups of 4. Most hilarious fucking thing was tho, in like 6 of the 8 groups of people nearly every single fucking week no matter how simple the recipe was the guys did stuff like cleaning the counters and washing the dishes and just let the girls cook because they didn't want to fucking bother. Teacher didn't really care to switch it up either

>> No.12034348

>>12034334
I guess I'm out of touch. When did they do away with home economics and shop?

>> No.12034349

>>12034068
not knowing dino tendies
lurk more fag

>> No.12034350

>>12034341
>the guys did stuff like cleaning the counters and washing the dishes and just let the girls cook because they didn't want to fucking bother

This is kinda like how all the girls in shop class spend the hour gossiping while sanding down some useless piece of wood into a nub.

Gotta love the good old days when boys & girls were allowed to be different.

>> No.12034354

>>12034348
>When did they do away with home economics and shop?
Where do you live? It's been gone from California schools for like a decade now.