/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>watching youtube
>ever

>>12034102
If you want to miss on based wiens videos, you're only hurting yourself.

>>12034100
Anyone who glorifies South-East Asia as anything but a bunch of shitholes with a disgusting-sounding language and a cuisine based on excesses

>>12034100
Mark Wiens

>>12034100
still sounds more descriptive than this dipshit >>12034135
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW MMMMM HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THE FLAVOR

>>12034100
Any of them. Hell, all of them.

>>12034184
>>12034184
Don't ever fucking @ me again if you are going to bash wiens.

>>12034243
is it possible to act more fake than this

>>12034179
spotted the american

>>12034243
mark please be nicer at least

>>12034303
How about I eat your children instead!

>>12034243
That stupid exaggerated way he chews, ugh.

what's the name of the fat white dude always making raw chicken?

>>12034273
Not even close

>>12034370
jack isn't really white

>>12034370
Chef john from food wishes dot com

>>12034370
That's ja/ck/ he's the only reason this board exists.

>>12034389
BIG BOI BITES

>>12034100
I was surprised when he was insulting Disney food, because he seems to be un-critical and overly positive with all other food. Also he's based and genuinely cares about his audience.

>>12034410
He has way more testosterone than reviewbrah, who is definitely more annoying now that he tries too hard with tangential comedy bits rather than just reviewing the food.

>>12034410
>>12034416
Isn’t he also openly against China’s communist government

Posting in thread because Mike Chen is a good dude. Fuck you OP. >>12034410 My thoughts exactly.

>>12034512
I can't stand the way he sounds. I watched the Disney world episode and that was entertaining but wiens is much better overall.

>>12034100
Dude eats like he’s fucking drink with all the mouth smacking. Can’t stand the fucker.

>>12034186
Im sorry you have to the pallitte of a child and candy understand the brilliance of wiens. He doesn't have to explain the food to me, I know what it tastes like. With every "OH WOW!". I'm transported feeling the food in my mouth tasting the flavors. /ck/ is a pro-wiens board, maybe Tumblr would be a better fit for you?

>>12034135
>every time I see him take a bite of something

>>12034243
FUCK THIS GUY

>>12034100
I can't stand the noises he makes, not ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EswOageOYp4

>>12034389

>>12034179
his focus is not southeast asia at all. you might be retarded.

>>12034416
he was repping 225 on bench pretty easily in a workout vid.

>>12034179
You don't travel much do you?

>>12034739
Wiens doesn't even know food, he just eats it and says "oooohhhh WOW" When he's describing the cooking processes and what in it he's 75% of the time just saying random shit. The only redeeming factor is that he has no shame on just getting in peoples business and faces so we see more.

Mark Wiens is a disgustingly fake retard ugly and annoying mother fucker

This is now a Mark Wiens hate general

>>12034243
"OHHH WOOWWWW"

>>12034759
dumb bait

wonder if mark ever trolls these threads. probably does

Food ranger guy, he triggers the living fuck out of me

I wish that I could watch food review stuff like Chen and Weins but seeing people filming themselves in public and even talking to the camera and shit makes me cringe and I can't watch it.

>>12035440
he's like an overgrown infant.

>>12035457
Eh i more cringe at the people that stare at the camera, like holy fuck it's current year

>>12034100
I kind of like him, he's kinda got an awkward charm.
>>12034184
I'm not gonna say I hate him, but I actively avoid watching him, because his face disgusts me and makes me feel queasy.

>>12035563
Look at this face and tell me there is a God

>>12035563
He looks like a mannequin that was just given life yesterday and is trying to figure out how to manipulate its plastic face to more easily blend in with the humans

I'll take OP's guy any day over him

>>12034100
Mikey "commie killer" Chen is based af. Back to discord with you, tranny.

>>12034100
I want mikey chen to eat my asshole out, and in the middle of it say "you know what this needs... some hot oil" as he gives me a hot oil enema and my ass glands swell from the heat.

>>12034100
Any fucker who takes 1 bite out of something and does the following
>HMMM SO GOOOD MMMM
>facial expressions
>OH MAN SO AUTHENTIC
>pokes at food for a bit
>w-wuts this called? haha lemme not say it right
>you see this can't get THIS back home haha
>zooms in on food
>Wow this is so amazing how much was this? wow, it's amazing what you can get here
>(optional) says something about how it's healthier than food at home
>takes second bit finally
>oh man we need to stop the camera so I can eat
>wraps up video with still shit on his plate

QUICK TIME

>>12034100
Nikocado Avocado: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d89DTjhqAGc

>youtube food dood about spicy food
>all the food he tries really isn't that spicy
>it's like hot at best but that's it

I'm all for taste the meal feel the burn kinda deal but fuck man don't complain like a pussy when a something slightly hotter than a Habanero is added

I like Chonny and Dalena but that's mostly because Dalena is cute and Chonny reminds me of my adolescence. Mike Chen is okay but gets old fast. Hodge Twins are fun every now and again.

Quang tran. Lazy content, annoying catchphrases. Fuck that guy

>>12035637
Wiens is an acquired taste. You sarcastically watch 12 or so of his videos and by the end you develop Stockholm syndrome and like him. I'm a wiens warrior now

>>12035150
>Mark wiens
>hate
Pick one.

>>12035089
>Anyone
>must mean “him”

TAI HAO LA
NYU ROU OH CHU ROU MA
XI XIE
HEN LAK
HAO XE

>>12034243
Guaran-fucking-teed this guy is on the spectrum.

>>12037759
So is the entirety of this board, so it's a wash.

>>12037773
Yup. But I'm not, so get fucked lmao

>>12037787
>Yup. But I'm not
>Browses a cooking and food board on an anime image website
Anon, I have some bad news...

>>12035150
Does anyone have the Mark Wiens copypasta?

>>12037790

>>12034102
YouTube is great. YouTubers suck balls though.

>>12037797
I sexually Identify as a Mark Wiens. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of visiting third world countries and eating delicious food in front of poor, disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a Mark Wiens is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful and full of great foods. I'm having a plastic surgeon install short black hair, sociopath eyes and a 5/10 Asian wife to follow me around. From now on I want you guys to call me "Mark" and respect my right eat food in poor areas. If you can't accept me you're a Wienophobe and need to check your foodie privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>12034100
>damn, how am i gonna eat this massive oily dumpling? it's so dense and heavy!
>oh, I know!
>*douses it in even more oil*
>mush bedder guys im telling you so mush bedder MMMMMMMMM

>>12037820
Tryhard and unfunny

>>12037824
>The dough ish a little tough whichsh makesh thish even more challenging.

>>12034100
how about
>name a single food youtuber who isn't an annoying adsense whore who thinks they're a tv star

>>12037896
Mark wiens
Ja/ck/ scalfani
Food waifu and brap hog Claire
Anymore tough questions retard?

>>12037896
The wolfepit
Based grandpa featureman