/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12047587
How about you make it and eat it in front of her, tempting her to eat some as well so she fails her diet and gets fat so she can't get fit and leave you for Chad?

>>12047597
She’s not dieting to lose weight she had gallbladder issues and can’t eat fatty food anymore. Also don’t be weird.

Use it to pickle other things. Eggs, if she can have those, but she probably can’t. Obviously cucumbers would work.

>>12047630
I had my fucking gallbladder taken out and eat fatty foods whenever I want. The worst that happens is diarrhea. Tell your gf to stop being such a little bitch, and you stop being such a little bitch who cancels his longterm plans for somebody who will leave you in a few years.
Make the chicken and eat it.

>>12047644
I thought I said stop being weird

>>12047587

Sounds like you've got a plan for next weekend.

https://www.supercall.com/recipe/pickleback-shot

>>12047650
Suck my dick

>>12047587
boil, and use for pickling other vegetables
or some oxtongue
maybe to cook a fish ?

>>12047587
Sounds like your eating some delicious fried chicken and your gf is getting take out.

You gonna restrict your diet for the rest of your life because your gf? Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship to me

>>12047652
Lel Just buy a bunch of rye and call up the homies. Ok boys we got 4 jars of pickle juice to get through so don’t waste any time.
Everyone projectile vomits pickle juice and whiskey. There are no survivors.

Make it and eat it yourself, leave a few pieces of chicken to plain-boil and she can dip it in the brine or something.

>>12047587
Who gives a fuck what the stupid bitch is doing? Make fried chicken.

>>12047630
Nah man she's using that as an excuse to try and lose weight. Had my gallbladder out and I haven't had to change my diet at all.

Make your chicken and if she doesn't want it she can suffer.

>>12047587
next time you make a thread never put personal info into it, you will be rightfully mocked and receive no help

>>12047759
We are helping him, by telling him not to be a pushover and cancel his chicken pickle brine plans due to some dumb thot

>>12047759
I mean whatever 4chan thinks about my relationship is irrelevant. I don’t mind if Spergs spin their wheels trying give me woman advice. Also I coulda just googled the shit obv I just thought it would be fun to make a thread of it. If all people wanna do is not talk about cooking and instead y’all anout my relationship then have fun I’m not gonna get in your way.

>>12047816
MAKE THE CHICKEN YOU KEK

>>12047816
Don't say y'all it makes you look retarded
>>12047650
This was a good own though

Either make some for yourself
Or if your gf can still eat breaded chicken
I've made some fucking delicious marinated chicken nuggets by just coating it with flour, egg, panko and seasoning then getting a baking dish, oiling the bottom and cooking them in the oven
Like no need for frying it was that fucking good

You should try that

>>12047587
Make it anyways you gigantic pussy, fried chicken keeps well

>>12047587
You can drink it. People pay money for pickle juice.


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>>12047587
Give her the pickle

>>12047846
Y’all was autocorrect typo
I think I will try the chicken nuggets
>>12047876
Oh shit holdup

>>12047587
I like adding pickle juice to chili, it's surprisingly a good addition.
It's also great with some soups, chicken noodle soup for instance.

Just grill it or roast it you idiot

the brine is still going to improve chicken.
Get a whole bird, break it down, thighs, drums, breasts, wings
save the carcass to make a stock, and the bones from later
brine the pieces overnight
air-dry them on racks for a couple hours in the fridge, you can use a hairdryer to speed up this process, then you get crispy skin
coat them in oil & pepper
grill them
pay special attention to the breasts, you have to time those right, if you go under, just put it back on later

slice the breasts up, and give that to your girlfriend. Even though you used oil, it won't have penetrated the breast, and it will be very low fat. You get the tastier fattier thighs.

A nice no-fat dipping sauce is fish sauce, lime juice, minced chilli, minced garlic, and minced cilantro. That's classical thai, and 0 fat.

The pickle brine will make a big difference still, although just dry brining is what i usually do. You could even just pickle brine a whole bird and just roast it. Just still do the airdrying step so the skin is good.

I honestly prefer decent grilled chicken, to fried

another thing you can do, is reduce soy sauce + sake + mirin + sugar, maybe some slices of ginger, until it's a bit sticky, and make a tare sauce, also 0 fat, and brush that on your chicken just before it's done.

But I honestly prefer just plain, and that's still what top tier yakitori restaurants will mostly serve. Plus a tare sauce makes more of a mess on your grill. It is good though.

>>12047952
What does this have to do with OP's question about pickle juice? Some of you people are retarted and have no sense of reading comprehension.

>>12047972
that was an extension of my post on how to make grilled chicken, namely yakitori, which is a good way of utilizing a pickle juice brine and still eating tasty chicken. I'm also suggesting some traditional no-fat sauces because op said his gf needs to diet.

>>12047991
Yeah right, I just hope that none of you have children. It's just a dream.

>>12047991
You gave a mix of stuff which included a lot of specific ingredients but not pickle juice, therefore I suspect that you're backtracking and full of shit.
Do you get away with crap in your job?

>>12047587
Drink it

>>12047942
Yeah I thought about that but I’ve never heard of using pickle brine for anything other than fried chicken. I’ll probably just end up roasting the thing . The wall try that dipping sauce

>>12048030
Though I’ll*

>>12048023
Yeah, it's good for a hangover.

>>12048015
>You gave a mix of stuff which included a lot of specific ingredients but not pickle juice, therefore I suspect that you're backtracking and full of shit.
So you're just triggered by exotic ingredients like 'soy sauce' and 'garlic', is that it?
You don't have to 'suspect' if i'm telling the truth or not either, you could just read my post, it's right there. If by 'backtracking' you mean referring to my previous post, then yes, i'm doing that.

>>12048038
Yeah, those are pretty exotic man. Us poor Americans really don't what you're talking about and it takes niggers such as you to teach us. Do you know what I say to that? GTFO you fucking nigger.

>>12048015
Everybody else understood what was going on. It’s just you who didn’t put it together. It’s OK man everyone fucks up, but posting more is it going to make up for it.

>>12048038
Ginger and chile peppers really triggers us unknowning Americans, because you niggers know everything. What are you some kind of morgan freman supporter?

>>12048030
I have personally pickle brined grilled and roasted chicken several times. It is definitely a good thing to do. You just have to air dry it as well so you get crispy skin.

Also if your girlfriend can only eat lean meat, breaking down a chicken is going to be better for her, because grilled chicken breast you can actually time right and not overcook, whereas roast chicken breast, while good, is hard to not overcook, atleast a bit, because the thighs and drums need longer.

>>12048052
Everyone? So now you speak for everyone on 4ch? You must have your head in the clouds and trying to deflect that this is about pickle juice and you didn't add it to your list.

>>12048058
Hopefully they don't have children.

>>12048058
Ok ya I can break it down no worries, thnx for advice

>>12048069
good luck in your chicken endeavours anon
and remember, low fat cooking doesn't mean compromising and eating less tasty food. It just takes more skill and thought.

>>12048062
I’m not the anon who made the list, I’m just pointing out that you should have been able to follow that it was the same poster continuing

>>12048083
I'm pretty good at that, and I'll say he never bothered to answer OPs question directly as I did here >>12047912

>>12047587
You can still brine it, and shake n bake style bread it while moist, just keep the oil minimal when you bake it. Baked chicken with a little breadcrumb crunch on top isn't going to break the grease issues. If you keep on the skin and bone, she can tear off the skin and just have it that way.

Hit hot, drained, boiled chunks or new potatoes with pickle juice when hot, just before making potato salad. Potatoes suck up stock, and any kind of liquid best when hot. Your choice to make it hot and tangy german style with a little brown sugar, a few bacon bits...or a creamy mayo salad...or my favorite, a bit of whole green beans, baby reds, red onion slices, hard boiled eggs, very light dijon-pickle juice-mayo kind of vinaigrette. Bit of thyme or tarragon, or basil. Sometimes I use coarse mustard. Pickled mushrooms are nice too in there. Best cold, I think, with a nice cold beer.

>>12048099

>>12048099
Chile peppers work nicely in leftover pickle brine, I slice the peppers a bit to let in the juice and let it sort out for some time.

>>12047942
>Just grill it or roast it you idiot
>the brine is still going to improve chicken.
>brine the pieces overnight
>The pickle brine will make a big difference still,
>You could even just pickle brine a whole bird
>air-dry them on racks for a couple hours in the fridge, you can use a hairdryer to speed up this process, then you get crispy skin

>>12048097
.... ? Did i not refer to pickle brining enough times?

>>12048118
You're a real uptight fucker aren't you?
You need to hit up a gaybar but I suspect they even they wouldn't want you around.
To answer specifically, sure you mentioned that generally but not specifically as I did such as putting it in chili, soups and stews, or using the pickle juice aka brine for chile peppers.
Now stuff it you uptight faggot.

>>12047912
same here, but I use olive brine

>>12048143
>tantrum intensifies

>>12048143
Embarrassing for you

>>12048118
Are you a pickled punk?
Is that you?

>>12048149
At least it's entertaining.

>>12048147
I'll try that out sometime.

The only diet that works is watching Calorie intake.

It dont matter how you get the calories but you cant have too many.

She can eat fried food. I lost weight and I ate a bunch of hashbrowns that were fried in butter.

People who think fat makes them fat are retards.

>>12048308
this. i eat fried chicken every day for lunch and im losing weight

>>12047587
Based patrician Clausen customer
Vl*sicfags BTFO

>>12047660
whoever took that pic knows how to live , 99% except duct tape is missing

>>12048444
Triiips

>>12048394
Das rite nigga

>>12047816
You’re really thick.

For my potato salad I sprinkle pickle juice over the still-hot potato cubes and let it absorb

>>12047587
So are you on this diet too or???

>>12048308

Its the Sugar. Take away all her sugary drinks and snacks.

She wants to complain about fried food, you need to lecture her about sugar and eating cake and crap like that.

>>12047587
You could give her an enema with the juice

>>12050600
Calories make you fat but sugar is the easiest to overeat

>>12047587
Take 2 shots of it with 1/2 Tbs of creatine.
Then to follow that up take a dry scoop of your fav protein powder and take 2 shots of water.

Do this after your breakfast and before your daily workout.

What the fuck is going on here? I read through the thread and nobody fucking noted it’s just a god damned brine and can be used as a general brine on nearly any cut of meat (but no steaks plz), cooked in any matter, not just frying? Fuck almighty.

>>12047587

Pickle other veg in it!

>>12052926

We used pickle juice in our chicken marinate at work. All the chickens were then grilled.

This was at a country club for banquets.