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I'm becoming homeless soon lads
Going to live about an hour deep in a nearby national park (Australia)
I need ramenpacks which taste good and are ultra cheap and only need boiled water

Where do I look? Am going to asian stores in two days and then a day after that I'm heading into bush.

-poor because retarded with money and have no skills

>> No.12074734

Just get rice. It's cheaper, and if you soak it in water for twenty four hours it's edible. No heat source required.

>> No.12074736

>homeless in boomerang
You’re fucked.

>> No.12074737

>>12074734
Yeah I have a 5lb bag of brown rice I'm taking with me

>> No.12074739
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>>12074729
ramen packs are gonna be ALOT more expensive than just cooking the pasta/rice and adding ingredients OP

>> No.12074744

>>12074739
Yeah but I need freeze dried/preservative laden shit that can survive in muggy rainforest covered in a plastic bag. I can't take fresh shit in there man.

>> No.12074745

What state my man

>> No.12074747

>>12074737
Brown rice is an anti-nutrient. I suggest you research this. You want white rice if you're attempting bare bones survival.

>> No.12074749

>>12074745
South East Queensland

>>12074747
Are you havin a laugh? white rice causes diabetes and shit doesnt it?

>> No.12074753

>when people think NEETism is sustainable

>> No.12074763

>>12074749
I work for Foodbank, anything I can do to help?

>> No.12074766

>>12074763
Yeah just tell me where to get tasty ramen packs that are cheap lmao

or b my gf??

>> No.12074768 [DELETED] 

>>12074766
I'm a boy but don't mind wearing dresses and am happy to bottom if that's OK

>> No.12074771

If you're that poor off, just get Black and Gold or whatever homebrand noodles. A shit load of pepper and pepper flakes into the chicken one goes pretty well.

>> No.12074773 [DELETED] 

>>12074768
grub cunt meet me in lamington national park to get your starfish drilled

>> No.12074775 [DELETED] 

>>12074773
Tomorrow at 3PM I'm not joking I have the day off.

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>>12074775
This is too much just tell me where to get maximum tasty ramenpacks for my new life gog dam

>> No.12074783

>>12074778
Why are you being made homeless? Can you not stay in a homeless shelter

>> No.12074790

>>12074783
I made the whole thing up so I could get tasty ramen pack suggestions

>> No.12074796

>>12074790
Did it work?

>> No.12074823

>>12074790
Thank god, glad you are not homeless

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>>12074766
>>12074768
>>12074773
>>12074775
>>12074778
Unexpected gay turn

>> No.12074869

This thread is an abomination

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>ywn live free in the woods eating ramen with your hobo trap gf
Why live bros

>> No.12074901

>>12074749
>worrying about diabetes when on the brink of starvation
recalibrate yourself, mate

>> No.12074903

I hope OP gets raped and eaten by feral abos

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>>12074903
I hope I get raped in my dress by a /fit/ /ck/ boy in belanglow state forest

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>>12074729
>Australian frogposter goes homeless

Wonderful. Hope you die.

>> No.12075656

>>12074729

You want many jars of peanut butter. High energy and good bait for attracting animals.

>> No.12075666

some shrimp and a barbie

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>>12074790

>> No.12075741

>>12074729
>living in an Aussie natural park
Bro the spookiest a yahwahs will eat your ass

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>>12074790
Well played

>> No.12075799

Couscous

>> No.12075803

You are going to get constipated super quickly with just ramen. Ramen is not good food to eat daily.

>> No.12075867

>>12074744
Rice and pasta is shelf stable as long as you aren't an idiot and get it wet, same as with your stupid ramen packs. Bring some stock cubes for flavour, flour to make flatbread, and salt.

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>>12074790
Devilish

>> No.12075983

>>12074729
Hey buddy why don't you take your ramen packs and shove em up your ass!

>> No.12075998

>>12074729
Why are you going homeless? Are you suffering from a drug addiction or mental issues? What is your background, is no one willing to hire you?

>> No.12076127

>>12074729
>being homeless in Australia
If the critters don't kill you the abbos will.