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some is a little too sour-tasting, but otherwise it's a top tier cured meat

>>12102535
My favorite cured meat.

>>12102543
>some is a little too sour-tasting
I kind of like the more sour ones, balances out the fat nicely.

>>12102535
It's called pepperoni, hipster scum.

>>12102586
I didn't realize we were discussing vegetables

>>12102535
I don't know anyone who hates salami but some people think it's too fatty

>>12102586
Shut the fuck up I will fucking laser you with alien fucking eyes you dumb mother fucker don't you ever compare salami to that shitty fucking dog dick tasting red log, I hate you

salami and cheese on sourdough.

>>12102607
I didn't either, I was at my parents house and my dad was like "WHERE'S THE BOLOGNA?" and my mom says "WE'RE ALL OUT, EAT THE SALAMI" and he says "I HATE THAT SHIT, AIN'T GONNA EAT IT"

I was really shocked, both by his preference for bologna and apparent hatred of salami.

I only like Genoa salami the other kinds are gross especially the ones with those green moles on them

>>12102535
it's the best. also sorry to hear your mother was unfaithful but maybe you can get a TLC doc to pay for the search.

Just asking:

Has anyone that knows salami haters simply asked them in a very unassuming way? I would like to know the answer.

>>12102697
probably a salt thing or grease/fat thing.

peppered salami > unpeppered salami
cold salami > room temp or above salami
prove me wrong

>>12102724
wtf fuck off faggot
>whoa is this room temp salami?

More of a cantimpalo kind of guy myself.

>>12102586
This is just a specific kind of American-speak. Not everyone is American. Salami has Latin roots so you'll find variations of the same word in Romance languages and Anglo countries that have had closer brushes with Romans (ie: salami is more common in the UK than pepperoni)

for me,

>>12103299
pepperoni is an american invention, hence the need to distinguish

>>12103333
An invention to the extent that is is just a variation of salami. Either way, that anon implied that they can be used interchangeably and that 'salami' somehow involves pretension and snobbery. Incorrect on both counts. Or maybe the second part only applies to specific areas of North America.

do you have spianata piccante in mmmurrica ?

>>12102618
What does bologna taste like?

>>12102535
I like making mini salami sandwhiches with Hawaiin sweet rolls

>>12103458
Cheap meat paste with the consistency of ham slices.

>>12102586
We call it Salami here in Germany, retard.

>>12103643
>you can eat pork in Germany
It's not the 1930's anymore, retard.

>>12102535
Delicious. Way better than salami for a pizza

>>12103657
Fuck me i ment to say better than pepperoni for a pizza

>>12102535
Hate it. It just doesn’t taste or feel like meat should. Although I must say I’ve never had salami that was from anywhere that’s considered “good”

>>12103661
You're trying to meme too much, mate.

to confused germans: what americans call "salami" is usually something close to beerwurst

>>12103675
How? Salami>perpperoni

>>12103458
Kind of like a flattened hotdog

>>12103741
It is similar but I find bologna has a really annoying taste compared to a hot dog which tastes better usually

>>12102535
Yeah, man, I like most cured meats. Salami falls short of prosciutto and Jamon Serrano, though. Also that other one that tastes like juniper.

>>12103649
The joke would've be funny if pork sausage wasn't our national dish, ameritard.

>>12102618
Your dad sounds like flyover white trash

>>12102535
god-tier meat. i slice it at work and swipe slices here and there while i'm working, then i eat all the scraps i couldn't portion. i also eat a sandwich with salami & capicola on it nearly every single day. i'm destined for colon cancer in a big way.

hungarian salami is pure mouthkino

>>12104045
>destined for colon cancer in a big way
Yeah, research indicates your chances have increased from 5% to 5.9%. Better just preemptively get a colostomy.

>>12103458
Really shitty, flavorless mortadella

It's wonderful. One of my favorite sandwiches is just genoa salami and mayo on fresh italian white bread from the deli, thin sliced. So simple, so delectable.

>>12104045
>i'm destined for colon cancer in a big way.
I think a study showed getting enough vitamin C with processed meat can reduce that risk. So maybe take a supplement after you're done eating, eat a piece of fruit, have fresh lemonade or something like that.

>>12102535
Fucking heartburn, gut rot, dehydration, and sloppy shits. Humans aren't meant to consume this shit.

>>12104754
I never have those problems from salami. But I usually have it on a sandwich with a lot of vegetables, and I don't eat a bag of chips and drink soda with it.

>>12102535
I prefer queso de puerco

>>12102535
your dad's a fag

>>12102618
Your dad's a closeted homophobe.

>>12104944
>>12105024
Hmmm

the working man meal

>>12105388
had this daily for lunch during my construction years
can confirm as day would start out with my dew and beef jerky slab

>>12103299
I can tell by your post that you love the salami

BIG BLACK CHOCOLATE SALAMI

>>12103458
depends if you get beef or german

>>12103458
depends if it's american bologna/balonay or actual italian bologna/mortadella