/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12103708
Cab sauv duh.

>>12103708
>being this insecure

Uhhh I didn’t order the steak? I ordered the vegan ortolan

Yeah, I'll have your cheapest grain alcohol.

>>12103708
Y'all got carlo rossi burgundy?

>>12103708
Of course I’m no nouveau riche.

I’ll have a lebatt blue ...with a lime.

>>12103708
Jokes on you, before I came here I googled what wines go well with this particular cut of steak

>>12103708
That's a nice fachwerkhaus and i want to suck on that piece of fat on the steak

>>12103718
Anytime there is a potential for a riot, im getting blasted on grain alcohol.

>>12103708
What does noveau mean?

>>12103708
just get me a tallboy of natty daddy

look the faggot waiter dead in the eyes and then just order whatever wine you want. be a trend setter, not a trend follower.

>>12103770
Ahh Natty Daddy, excellent choice sir.

>>12103807
>...and not caring what people think is what MAKES us cool, right?

I just realized the reason Americans only drink wine when they're eating steak is that picking a wine that goes with a steak is babby's first pairing exercise

>MUH TANNINS
>MUH ABV
>MUH PARKER POINTS

>>12103823
if you are "not caring" to "look cool" then you aren't "not caring"

>>12103807
>t. peasant who drinks liquorous Monbazillac with red meat

>>12103708
Why would i discuss that with a mere servant?

Surely you are not trying to act pretentious and judgemental while working as a waiter

>>12103743
>>12103718
Milk Steak and Riot juice is super comfy

>>12103824
Or because restaurant steak and restaurant wine are both seen as luxury items which cost a fair amount and as such both are only harkened on special occasions such as anniversaries, birthdays, etc?
Faggot

I don't drink, so give me a coke

>>12103844
being condescending is a common tactic employed by sales staff for businesses catering to the lower-upper class. the idea is that the customer feels humiliated so they spend a bunch of money to show off that they are a high-roller and not to be fucked with
>hurr i just wont tip
high-end restaurant service staff get paid well enough to not really care about tips and they might even get commission per table

>>12103853
>or because I'm such a pleb the nicest thing I can imagine is a steak dinner with a Robert Parker Certified ball-buster, if you drink wine outside the context of a Romantic Anniversary Dinner you are clearly a poncey gay foreign faggot who wants to destroy America and has literally never even set foot here
But that's what I said.

>>12103866
You could set up a drive-in movie theater with that massive fucking projection.

>>12103860
>high-end restaurant service staff get paid well enough to not really care about tips and they might even get commission per table
That's 100% bullshit and you're talking out your ass. If the waitstaff is paid, it will clearly say no tipping on the menu and at the front door.

>>12103884
What am I projecting? Please be as detailed as possible, I do not look, talk, live, or think like you so please assume nothing. Thanks.

Why would I give a shit what my waiter thinks about me? I'm ordering whatever I want.

>>12103888
maybe at the restaurants you can afford

>ill have a glass of your finest Kraft IPA, Sir

>>12103708
Not a fucking clue. I don't have a vagina, so I drink whiskey.

>>12103708
I don't drink alcohol.

>>12103901
I work in high end restaurants and have for over a decade.
Go on, tell me, since you know so much. Precisely which restaurants offer service staff "commission" on sales? I'd like to know, since this is an apparently very well kept industry secret. Please, grace us all with your immense transcendent knowledge.

>>12103892
I'm going to assume you're an angry faggot and be on my way, because having written exchanges where I have to condescend to angry faggots isn't on my to-do list.

>>12103708
Wine? Do I look like a pussy to you? Get me a beer and a shot

I'm too retarded for names, get me a mean red wine with kind of a gunpowder stink and iron/spicy licks to it.
The ones that leave the viscous film on the tongue.

>>12103708
Sorry sir but only children drink fruit juice with their steak.

>>12103823
>>12103934
>>12103992
>>12104309
See >>12103714

>>12103708
Ewww at that fat

>>12103986
Seething. Waiterboy didn't get tipped last night or something lmao.

>>12103708
A bottle of your best Primitivo

>>12103860
>high-end restaurant service staff get paid well enough to not really care about tips
>not tipping 100% of the bill when in a nice-ish place

spotted the nouveau riche

>>12103708
Gimme a 4 pack of these, no need for a glass. And a bottle of A1.

malbec pls

>>12103708
I'll have bud light and bring the ketchup

>>12103708
Yes I'll have your finest dirty mason jar of paint thinner, please.

>>12104703
Right away Mr. President.

>>12103708
Beer, a good stout. Wine is for faggots.

>>12103708
I'll have a brown ale, and lay off the pretentiousness.

>>12103715
>vegan ortolan
Kek.

>>12103708
No, I'm old poor. It took me a year to save up for the steak alone. I'm not having wine with it.

>>12103708
So what if I am? Shut up and take my money. Fucking tip whore.

Give me a nice warm ale to wash it down with you cheeky cunt

Water. On the rocks.

>>12104417
Good post anon I recognize yoi

>>12103708
I'm afraid I don't drink, bring me some tea instead.

>>12107178
man of culture detected