/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12133232
Why do you keep making this thread?

I never fell for it
It's the worst of both worlds

>>12133232
That's exactly why I tip

>>12133244
Because im sick of those faggots begging for a tip at my door

>>12133232
Jokes on you I would have paid extra for the farts

>>12133232
Pizza Delivery Driver here;
AMA.

>>12133260
where'd it all go so wrong for you bro

>>12133260
Haha I bet you like totally smoke a bunch of weed and listen to super cool music in your car while delivering fresh hot 'zas

>>12133257
then don't invite them to your door.

>>12133232
If it's cold, is cause they are dumb asses and don't put it in an insulated bag. I do food delivery and I always do this. I don't get other drivers don't it's like $8 for 3 huge bags. You even get a free one for door dash. Also I don't think we are suppose to ask you for a tip.

>>12133263
>>12133266
I lied retards

>>12133309
gottem lol

>>12133309
based trickster

>>12133232
>When did you stop falling for the delivery meme?
I never started it. Even as a kid I realized delivery was a huge waste of money. Why waste money on having food delivered when you can make something simple for yourself and save that money for vidya instead?

>>12133309
nice

because cooking is 50% chopping and 49% cleaning

>paupers and cheapskates itt

inb4 'rice and beans' lmao

>>12133260
do you rub your cock all over the pizzas?

>>12133232
By that logic
Farts, sweats & spits in your food while preparing it - falling for buying prepared food meme
>Inb4 heat kills bacteria

Literally no reason to pay for delivery (plus tip!) when you can just go pick up the food yourself. Many places will actually give you a discount on your order with an in-house pickup special. And even if I lived way out in nowhere and I had to drive half an hour to get a pizza, I'd sooner make my own pizza than add 30-50% onto my order for deluvery and tip.

>>12133257
They deserve it far more than wait staff, I can tell you that.

>>12133329
All videogames are free to me

>>12133390
>I take food from the kitchen to the table I deserve 20% of wathever you just paid

>>12133257
delivery drivers get my only tips. they don't have a company car, and the "delivery fee" doesn't go to them. i still pick up 99% of my own orders but once every year or so i'll be drunk and see a commercial

>>12133420
>the customer is responsible for picking up the company's slack in paying the employees

When will this meme die?

>>12133232

>implying I wouldn't want her to fart all over my food

nigga I would literally let her fart in my open mouth

>>12133257
burgers everyone

>>12133232
Totally worth the $4.99 if she farts in my car

>>12133430
>>12133259
Based brapposters!

>>12133390
if you're an adult then driving with a plate is in no way more deserving of compensation than walking with a plate
these wretched beggars need to stop leaning so hard and get an actual skill

>>12133391
You must be a zoomie then.
Fair enough, replace "video games" with anything else you might want.

>>12133256
baste and fartpilled

thinking about driving for ubereats what am i in for lads

>Thank you for your order
>What would you like your delivery driver to eat before leaving?

>>12134864
Poverty.

>>12134882
really? cant make enough even delivering all day?

>>12134893
There aren't that many orders outside of lunch and dinner time, and there are only so many orders you can manage to fulfill in those periods.

>>12134875
God I want to fuck her. More?

>>12134924
>her
how new are you lol

>>12134875
Hnnnnnnnngggg, I tip you, tip you big hon!

Never fell for the meme. In fact, the meme is unable to reach my house away from civilization anyway.

>>12133232
>When did you stop falling for the delivery meme?
When I learned to cook.

>>12133260
What do you drive?

>>12135391
Piece of shit thunderbird

>>12133232
Usually around the same time I sober up

>>12135395
Probably a 90s model? It might be a POS but at least it isn't a cuckbox like I was expecting

>>12133232
I'm OK with it depending on how cute she is

i've ordered lots of food from uber eats/doordash/seamless/etc. (never grubhub because their CEO is a faggot). you are paying for convenience, but it's hardly justifiable when you're paying through the nose and teeth. the worst experiences i've had are:

>food smells like smoke/perfume
>driver goes to restaurant only to find that it's closed or that the order didn't go through, have to talk on the phone with pajeet for 5 minutes in order to cancel order
>driver is completely incapable of finding address even though their app gives them an exact location on the map
>food is cold as fuck
>food is completely wrong because the restaurant owner partnered with the app without getting their POS system right
>food takes an hour when the restaurant is 5 minutes away

ultimately, it is a money sink and a bad habit that the app creators are probably getting filthy rich from. the markup can be atrocious ($20 for a deli sandwich).

>>12133232

>not wanting cute girls to fart on your food.

Jeez maybe lay off the soy and bull cum for a while anon

>>12135435
MGOT - give me my pizza, get the fuck outta here skank cunt with your dirty mouth of lies.

I think the only chance I would ever use their services is if I was layed over in some city I wasnt familiar with, hungry, stuck at a hotel the airline gave us comps for... and room service was canceled. Even then I would just use the candy machine till I fell asleep to go home.

>>12135448
>(never grubhub because their CEO is a faggot
Kys

>>12133232
i’ve never waited more than 20 minutes for skipthedishes

>work at a restaurant
>doordash is always lowest priority for not tipping us
>as soon as I see one of these people come in I say
Table for one?
>they reply with no I'm here for pickup
>pause look confused and I say
Table for two?
>they get mad every time

>>12135435
POV is annoying because you never see them kiss.

>>12136782
Cool. I guess you can piss them off all you like because they're not really customers. It's not up to them who people order from.

>>12133232
>When did you stop falling for the delivery meme?
I never fell for it in the first place.

>>12133232
why does these companies upcharge everything. my local chinese place does doordash and for whatever reason doordash's prices are like $2 more then the stuff when you go in store. what a rip off

>>12135435
Can I have some sauce please??

>>12136195
how about you, redditor

Honestly doing doordash while I'm home from school is the easiest money I've ever made. It's like pokemon go but you get paid for it. The worst part isn't even the customers, it's the fucking restaurants that are incapable of processing orders and end up having you sit at a bar waiting for food for 20+ minutes wasting your time that you could be using to do other deliveries. Regardless though $15 an hour including gas is not bad for a college student. I'd laugh at anybody trying to do these services full time

>>12137066
Plus wear and tear on the car. 15 isn't shit with how much time and gas you're using up.

one time the delivery girl tole me she wassa viringian so she put her peridot in the sauce After I complaint it dry and bad brah. we marriages in 2016.

>>12136831
It can be a huge pain in the ass for a small business thats not trying to change its whole operation.

By upcharging you can guarantee any added volume is worth the trouble, while discouraging the volume from overflowing current operations structure (no need for extra staff or changes to floorplan).

Some restaurants get 50% or more of their business through doordash, and it changes their operations a lot. They may need to redesign the menu, devote a section of the restaurant to assembling bags, and appoint new staff to deal exclusively with delivery.

>>12134924
>More?
here you go
enjoy