/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12137628
>Only new edition
Don't tell me what I can and can't do faggot. Enjoy the wiens memes

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>>12137660
>>12137662
Only New > From ME
Original post didn't take, so changed name?
Food & Wine Thread...

>>12137686
>vegans hate meat so much they make a dish called vegan meatloaf.
I don't know who's more mentally ill, trannies or vegans.

>>12137628
>imagine frying one skrimpz in $50 of olive oil
why are millennials so fucking dumb?

>>12137706
>burnt potatoes, soggy bacon

no thanks

>>12137628
looks like im early

>>12139171

>>12137628
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>>12139515
Sleep tight crabbers

HOW EGG?

>>12139677
XD

>>12137732
>extra virgin olive oil

Stopped right there. You are not supposed to be cooking with this. It is for salad dressing.

>>12137727
Neologisms tend to repurpose old concepts to evoke their meaning efficiently. If something tastes like meat but contains no meat, calling it vegan meat assists in evoking the meaning without explanation. Over time, perhaps a century or two, as the product becomes more common and well known, it will likely be truncated to a similar term with fewer syllables.

>>12139693
>You are not supposed to be cooking with this
Do americans really believe this?

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>>12137686
this is a goddamn nightmare

>>12139693
You know nothing.

>>12139724
Yeah, they've been brainwashed since the smoke point of evoo is 370F you could deep fry with it w/o issue. Batali always did. Never forget, amerilards are suckers for bullshit which is why we have our current disaster.

>>12137631
wuh, wuh, why?

>>12139288
Isn't this the place they turfed out a bunch of homeless people to make?

>>12139863
YES

>>12139680

>>12139693
lmao

Is this a youtube channel or something? Please share the link, these are actually good recipes and not just the same memes

>>12139824
baste and eggpilled

>>12137682

>>12140356
https://www.youtube.com/user/foodandwinevideo

>>12140382
Fantastic webm. Charlie Chaplin could not have done better.

>>12140382
thanks m80

>>12139288
Imagine farting in there

>>12137727
I still find it funny how many vegans cook with Worchestershire sauce to replace the taste of meat even thought Worchestershire sauce is made with anchovies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WSiQAVzT1c

>>12137904
>egg cooked to shit
>salting and peppering before cooking

This whole thing just looked gross af.

does anyone have the webm of that guy who makes a italian-style sandwich I think, and puts mashed fried potatos inside the sandwich as well?

>>12140768
here

>>12140723
theres vegan versions of it, it even said so in the webm

are a lot of these supposed to be bad? some look good

>>12137686
worcestershire sauce has anchovy in it though

>>12140831

>>12139171
I'm hypnotized. It just...keeps going...

CAPTCHA... I'm out

>>12139824
That's not basting

>>12140356

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>>12137662
What race is he??????????

>>12139824
>hmmm samonella

Can't even watch a recipe without being reminded how jewed the US is.

I'm sick of all the healthy shit here

>>12141070

>make new webm
>nobody notices

>>12137706
What's the point of wrapping it up if it just falls apart as soon as you plate it? Seem like too much effort for burnt potatoes.

>>12141231
she's going to look cute once her teeth are fixed, no need to judge

>>12137904
Eggs, limes, cilantro and soy sauce. That flavor combination sounds absolutely disgusting.

>>12139702
How do they get out without breaking the chips?

>>12139209
I love hamsteak but this looks gross

>>12139876
OH no

>>12137660
I spent 3 months in rural thailand.

The bowl on the left is from one of the most common food carts you'll see. Every market had one. The Thai call it "chinese noodles"

It's undoubtedly delicious but certainly not life changing like he makes it seem, it's very bland compared to a lot of food they serve there, more of a children's food.

>>12137631
Is this schindler's chip?

>>12139693
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my food cooking in extra virgin olive oil. Smells damn good, too. Gonna taste amazing.

>>12141308

but it stayed together fine until he cut it

>>12137904
>canola oil

enjoy your cancer

>>12137628
I hate these gayass videos. Just show me what to do with the shrimp, I don't need your dumbass slow-mo shots of beaten eggs and panko crumbs. Also nice wet hand/dry hand idiot faggot retard.

>>12139702
Kids love it
Such bad parenting
Oh jesus help us

>>12141319
I'm too old for a chance to kiss a girl with braces and I've never done it. It's my biggest regret in life.

>>12137686
>adding brown sugar to ketchup, which is already 90% sugar

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>>12142236
Kay is a treasure that must be protected.

>>12142095
Go to that file right now and rename it "non newtonian nuggets" so you dont embarrass yourself next time

>>12142251
Have you ever had a kiss on the mouth with tongue action? I haven't. So fuck off, you privileged piece of shit.

>>12142263
He's right though, it's not glue, it's a non-Newtonian fluid, which itself is a ridiculous name because it's acting exactly as Newton would have predicted. Isn't life fucking gay?

>>12137727
vegans don't hate meat on some sort of arbitrary conceptual level, retard, they hate the mistreatment of animals
you remove that from the equation and you're left with fuckin no problem

>>12142275
Except that's not how humans work. You remove the struggle, they'll find a new struggle. Oh, gays can get married now? Time to pivot to trans rights, so we still have a cause to fight for. I guarantee, you give a limp-wristed soyboy faggot vegan a burger made of lab-grown cruelty-free meat and he will suddenly develop a hatred for lab-grown meat for some reason.

>>12137628
Whatvwebms do you guys consider good? I wanna learn how to cook

But from the looks of it you guys hate everyhing posted here

>>12142289
Slippery slope fallacy. Sorry. Please try again.

>>12142302
N-NANI?!

>>12142304
"Slippery slope doesn't exist." he said confidently, slurping on his Soylent and watching Desmond the Child Drag Queen on YouTube™.

>>12142077
>>12142077
I think I threw up a little.

>>12142095
why have you been spamming the same unfunny jack webms in these threads for what must be months at this point

>>12142311
"child drag queens are somehow different from all other forms of child pageantry" he told himself unconvincingly. "It's different. It's not the same."

>>12142311
sorry what is it exactly you feel soylent or youtube are slobing down from exactly? television and oatmeal?

>>12142319
Gosh, it's almost like we had those hideous child pageants first, and then child drag queens...and people spoke out against them, but they were drowned out...and now it's getting worse, hmmm...almost like we're, I dunno, descending down some viscous surface towards degeneracy...I wish there were an alliterative term for this, but I guess we're just SHIT OUT OF LUCK HUH

>>12142297
>Whatvwebms do you guys consider good? I wanna learn how to cook

>>12142327
the whole point of contention is that they're the same
these things don't exist on some sort of slope
there is no progression or amelioration or worsening

>>12142328
come on man

>>12142331
Wow what's it like to be as enlightened as you, where good and evil have no meaning, and only you are the perfect being while everyone else squabbles in the mud? Do you feel totally awesome being the one perfect centrist human? Must be a big responsibility.

>>12142383
i dunno man what's it like being too stupid to think critically about any single goddamn thing in your life?
describe the slope for me here.
just really spell it out.

>>12142383
specifically what has gotten worse and how
let's try and map this out. What is it worse than? when was it """better"""

surely for there to have been a slope there needs to have been a higher point? Indicate to me when that was.

>>12142409
>>12142418
Fucking faggot lovers go kill yourselves degenerate shits

>>12142409
>>12142418
You don't see the connection between gay rights and a 9-year-old drag queen on Youtube? You're either being intentionally dense or you're actually retarded.
>>12142425
This isn't me btw but he makes a solid point.

>>12141324
fuck life itself

>>12142304
Slippery slope fallacy is in of itself a fallacy.

>>12141324
This may be the most pretentious gif I've ever seen. Take your pasta pizza and kill yourself.

>>12142433
why bother quoting when you won't answer the question?
direct me to a point in time where things were "better"
you're saying there was a slippery slope right? define it. What did we slip from. When were things better, when didn't this exist.

I'm saying there is no slope, and you're saying there is a slope but for some reason you can't quite seem to draw it out

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>>12142448
You seem to be avoiding something. You're not directly saying something. Can you help me out and directly answer one question for me?
Do you think it's good for a 9-year-old drag queen to be pole dancing at a gay club and then upload the video to the media?
Easy question.

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>>12142451
I can literally see the realisation dawning on you and it's kind of beautiful

>>12139234
That looks nice actually.

>>12137631
fun

>>12141277
You want a cookie, faggot?

>>12139842
It's got fuck all to do with smoke points retard. The health benefits of extra virgin oil are lost after it goes above 70c. That's why extra virgin is always cold pressed, whereas any other press after is a hot press.
You can cook with extra virgin but it is an expensive and pointless exercise with no benefit.

>>12142304
Not a slippery slope when it's known human behavior. People have, and always will be creating struggles, even if they're ridiculous. Just look at football hooligans. They serve literally no purpose, yet there they are "fighting for a cause". There's nothing that creates friendship and togetherness (thus a feeling of safety) than having a common goal, even if it's fictional. Look at religions. And when they reach their goals, whatever it is, a large percentage will do anything to keep their group together (their true goal) and their high-of-victory going, which is nearly always by taking things up a notch. Only the few that really cared about the issue will shake hands, split up and go back to their old business once it's done. Only to be shunned and be considered deserters by the ones that want to continue in an effort to guilt-trip them into staying, and cause fear into those who are considering about stopping too.
You don't need to be a historian to see the pattern.

>>12142456
So you do think 9-year-old drag queens are good, and we're a better society for having them.

>>12142607
the point of extra virgin oil isnt the health benefits its the taste

>>12142327
>and people spoke out against them, but they were drowned out

im pretty sure most people are against that my dude

>>12142644
Then why is it happening and getting worse my dude

>>12142457
who the fuck holds a burger like that?

>>12142647
is it getting worse? I feel like pageants in general were a huge thing 30-40 years ago but now they have fallen out of favor

>>12140714
How much fat does one need
>>12140251
>people heating their ovens just to roast a cauliflower
>>12140724
Wtf was the use of that plastic bag

>>12142650
Anon above said child pageants weren't responsible for the child drag queens we have today.

>>12141324
Fuck women

>>12142647
Who could be behind this toast?

>>12142245
too bad her channels dead.

>>12142571
Yeah. Thanks!

>>12140109
that one guy got burnt real bad

>>12139824
I really want to read this as
>based eggs

>>12143220
That one took me a hot minute. Good one.

>>12140109
do Americans really clap at restaurants

>>12141324
just nuke new york

>>12139515
Snippity snab this kills the crab

>>12141129
>demon

>>12137682
Don't worry. I will only post new webms too. Hate the captchas though. It has gotten so fucking annoying.

>>12139824
While the filename is ass-fucking-backwards that's not a bad way of sealing a fried egg.

>>12140536
I laughed and laughed. But we've all been there.

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>>12140724
>no watermelon
Why bother?

>>12141070
I didn't think it was possible to look that flamboyantly homosexual while wielding a 12-inch blade.

>>12137904
>canola oil
disgusting

>>12142226
>I'm too old for a chance to kiss a girl with braces
You're never too old to try new things, anon. Just go for it.

Might be a dumb question, but how can I rip someones facebook live video? It's got some pathetic yet mesmerizing cooking content

>>12144137
Joogle?
https://www.fbdown.net/

>>12143600
This is the point where it goes past human comprehension

>>12142457

The biggest meme on this board is how you fags always have something to bitch about in every webm that gets posted.

>>12144269
because this isnt reddit and people will call out something thats clearly mediocre. If your recipe has slomo shots then its a faggot recipe wasting your time.

>>12144269
YOU

>>12141187
Njgga what

>>12139171
Is that hominy?

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>>12141623
Naturally the solution is to never eat it.

>>12142226
My boyfriend got braces in his early 20s. He lets me lick them, too.
You're not really missing anything, I don't know what you're expecting but it's exactly how you think it'll be like. If he's a good kisser you won't feel them, and if you run your tongue over them, they're.. metal wires that sit on top of teeth, at a bodily temperature with no sharp edges.

>>12139171
Nooooo pleeease whyyy? why do you keep adding more?

>>12139515
Snib in pieces, Snab

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>>12141219
Chorizo is so gross is like fat sludge and no flavor. Not worth the calories.

>>12140797
thank you based anon

>>12144542
He snabbles no more.

>>12139234
That's defiantly not enough salt

>>12144577
you fucker

>>12139288
That's the shield from Halo 3

>>12144269
Isn't that the point of webm threads?

>>12141231

She's oddly really attractive

>>12142457

He's didn't even take a bite...

>>12141231
oh

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>>12142304
It's not a fallacy, it's a strategy also known as boiling the frog

>>12142289
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>>12145094
actually hes right, all the christfags are against genetic engineering an theyre also against lab grown stuff

>>12139171
I hate how delicately they open the ba gs and place the chips, as if it makes anydifference with that shit food. There's no skill involved at all and they act like it is a fucking artform.

>>12141129
Not human.

>>12143559
>remakes someone elses webm in worse quality and with black bars, instead of just copying it.
are you chinese?

>>12141324
>food you need to try before dying
>regular pizza but bigger
Buzzfeed needs to be dead

Who was in the wrong here?

>>12139171
would it be acceptable to throw this onto the floor if served at a restaurant?

nuke or colonize those fucking indians

>>12146244
hot

phil

>>12146244

>>12137628
*gifs in your path*
Same amount of sound,stupid.

>>12139515
Jesus christ that was like a mortal kombat fatality. Anyone got that webm of the automated machine that does this but like 2,000 crabs an hour?

>>12146244
customer chimping over the counter over a burrito she didn't even pay for lmao

>>12143378
You think burgers and clapping are just made up memes?

The best memes are based on reality. People will clap at the end of films.

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>>12143390
ready for round 2?

>>12137670
Just wen you thought a jabroni couldn't hit rock bottom....

>>12139701
huh?

>>12146384
All of those look terrible except the fried pickles and cubans

>>12141231
i honestly feels like killing all the retards who would go tto a meme restaurant & feel proud of it

>>12146418
Okay now you're exaggerating. Chocolate chip cookies look bad now? Christ.

>>12137662
i cannot stop laughing at this fuckers weird face
how does his neck support his head

I'm going to go to this exact food fair in the summer, and if I ever see any of these fuckers behaving this way with their food, I'm going to trip them.

Some people are absolute children.

>>12139171
can someone give me a rundown of all the ingredients here? I'm wondering about the chunky white stuff.

>>12146418
i'm already about to order some cinnamon buns 2bh

>inb4 make them urself
i live in the midle of nowhere in a dorm bro

>>12146497
Her face is so punchable it's blowing my mind

>>12141324
But how do you ride the bagel slide?

>>12141324
I've had exactly one of these.

>>12146515
$40 for fucking cinnamon buns? There is no fucking way you can't find a place closer which is less than that (including gas money to get there)

>>12146515
No that's fair, homemade cinnamon rolls never turn out as good as a bakery can do them (as long as you don't get the pillsbury shit)

>>12146384
>mfw live in nyc and would need to be paid to try most of this garbage
i've been inside of levain's on other people's behalf numerous times and haven't ever had a cookie. they look good, but 4 dollars for a single cookie is just silly

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>>12146418
add the Levine bakery and you are 100% right. Those baked goods looked really good. Rest is pure meme tier shit.

>>12146674
>4 dollars for a single cookie is just silly
>4 dollars for high quality food is just silly
good nobody is forcing you to buy it, but your opinion is the garbage one here.

>>12146515
nah go for it, being a hobbyist cook is 1000x easier than a hobbyist baker, you almost will never be able to compete with a professional bakery with actual good bakers.

For real, I am confident I could cook any recipe more or less the way it should, but baking, fuck that.

>>12146650
Trust me, there is nothing out here, nearest place is 40-60 minutes away IF they are good, they could be bad. Next option is a city 8 hours a way. I'm fucked. Plus I at least know what I'm getting on the website full of gourmet and reputable goods.

>>12146661
I had a coworker bake some cinnamon rolls from scratch, they were amazing. But lots of places never make cinnamon rolls gooey in the center, or make them dry/flaky. Those are the worst.
I seriously don't have a kitchen to cook in though, I'd rather spent money on high quality items than go to the freezer aisle.

>>12137727
he eats like a fag

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>>12147122
Booza looks fine. Maybe the texture is weird but I would think the taste is ok.

>>12137682
More like...food and Wiens thread

>>12147220
yeah ive personally had alch icecream, its good.

How does one make a webm out of, say an mp4 file. Are there sites for that if I just google it? I'm learning cooking, and want to post a webm of something here some day.

>>12147242
webm for retards like yourself, google it. You are lucky your on /ck/ cause otherwise id call you a fag. You fag.

>>12137904
Please never post this again. Let me improve upon this shitty webm. Stir fry the meat first, toss in aromatics. Once sauteed, crack eggs into the stir fry and scramble them in the pan. Add soy sauce, oyster sauce, dark soy, and your scallions. Toss in the rice, serve. Also, if anyone here uses charcuterie for fried rice, go fuck yourself

>>12147263
Thank you basedanon, I hope to be as cool as you some day

>>12141187
Dude, what.

>>12146377
poor spiky snab :(
Someone just kill him and put him out of his misery

>>12141187
>when you are such a shit cook you think runny yolks is bad for you.

You do get you get samonella from whites, not the yolks?

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>>12146356
You mean the quake 4 style crab holocauster 9000
https://youtu.be/RdmIe6qVG6I

>>12146611
Sit on a jew girl's face.

>>12141324
>no corn chip fresh off the assembly line
Shit list

>>12142457
unsettling

>>12147341
Yup that is it.

>>12147341
I AM DEATH

>>12143378
Americans love to clap.

>>12143378
Yeah, it depends on the company you keep, but if they're normies, they'll clap for fuckin' anything. In America, clapping just means "I like/approve of thing". The fucking worst clapping ever is clapping during Church. I remember being a kid and going to school mass, and it was during some patriotic day (I forget which one), and they played like America the Beautiful or something at the closing of mass, and everyone clapped, and I just felt really awkward, but being a kid I couldn't pinpoint the reason for my unease.

>>12140797
Somehow this doesn't seem like something Italians eat. Is this an Amerimuttalian creation?

>>12147330
what the fuck did you just try to say?

>>12140896
I can't get into almond or coconut flour. I just don't eat bread or anything flour based.

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>>12147330
europoors/japcreeps spotted, stay mad and enjoy your salmonella

>>12141324
I've eaten the pizza from Yonkers before. It wasn't bad.

>>12147242
WebM for bakas

>>12142233
When I make meatloaf, I press the meat mixture into the pan, pour a light layer of ketchup evenly over the meat, then sprinkle the ketchup with brown sugar. It's a family favorite, though personally I'd be happy with a less sweet option.

>>12139171
Doritos, Ramen, Curds?, Lime juice, Chilli powder?, Mayonaise?, Ketchup, Mustard, White rice, Sweet chilli Sauce?
What in the absolute fuck?

>>12147571
they both eat like shit

>>12147853
You're an observant one, aren't you?

>>12147853
Doesn't matter. One is clearly morbidly obese

>>12142317
>months
Try years, faggot

>>12146244
How much extra does that cost?

>>12137628
>adding salt to grated panko and parmiggiano
what the fuck

>>12148133
grated parmiggiano i mean

>>12146377
hes saluting

>>12141219
What the fuck is that? Where I'm from, chorizo looks like pic.

>>12148195
Mexican chorizo, raw and uncured.

All hail our queen.

>>12148260
Wrong webm.

>>12139171
>goblin_cuisine
clearly mexico.

>>12144288
fcuk

>>12148262
post more wrong webms

>>12148260
Is that from Lolita? I never got around to watching that even though I really like the book.

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>>12141445
If this had potatoes boiled in the same pot, it would be essentially "sailor's beef".

Very good, you should try.

>>12146497
I want to fuck her up so bad. Not in a sexual way

>>12137660
>>12137662
this guy acts like every christian I encountered in college

>>12139693
this is only true for good EVOOs, like the $16 for a 5 oz bottle kind

>>12140109
execute eveyrone in that place

>>12137662
s 0 0 good

>>12148414
No, it's true for all evoo's. Even the cheaper blended ones. Google "smoke point"

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>>12148401
faggots.

>>12143653
I might make this

>>12146377
went down like a champ

>>12146497
That's the avocado Jew chick isn't it? God I want that pussi

>>12148401
this but in a sexual way too

>>12147853
yet only one is cute

>>12148262
I don't understand these vids. is it a fetish I'm unaware of?

>>12148461
I know about smoke points, you don't need to get your oil ripping hot for everything, idiot

>>12137904
pan is way too small for these portions

>>12139876
hahahahahahahahaahah

>>12148500
>you don't need to get your oil ripping hot for everything, idiot
Sure. But you do when your goal is to brown off some sausage meat.

>>12148586
no you don't
learn2cook

>>12142328
>filename
good

>>12146337
im still fucking pissed that that fuckign nigger bitch didnt get fired

>>12147571
>3500 cal per day
what the fuck she's consuming as much energy as a petrol car uses to drive for 20 miles

>>12137662
nigga got a lego for a head

>>12149229
For what? He reached over the counter and grabbed her. Oh ye i forget
>le ebin fugg negroes

>>12137904
>sambal oelek
The only good thing in that dish

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>>12143701
what a disgusting way of disrespecting food. a chicken died for this...

>>12146497
What a piggy.