/ck/ - Food & Cooking

meh

the fries look cripsy but thats a lot of burger

heart attack/10

Overweight/10

AMERICA

Imagine eating three burgers.
Fat fuck

>>12137930
>>12137929
>>12137932
it's always jealous eurofags

>>12137929
>>12137930
>>12137932
sissies

>>12137926
A fork? What are you, gay?

>>12137929
Hold my partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage.

>>12137928
fat people don't know what they're doing because of their lackluster brains
>i-i'll g-g-go on a d-d-iet next week!

>>12137933
OP's picture is German though
Not that it matters, he's posted the same thread before.

>>12137926
That'd make me fucking go into a grease-fueled coma.

>not having the based Munchy Box

>>12137933
>>12137934

>>12137926
>git gud

>>12137930
>>12137932
>>12137928
I eat 4 burgers, a lot of fries and down them with pop.
I'm not fat

>>12137931
actually he is from germany

>>12137926
I would say "based" but what's this disgusting thing oozing from under the meat?

>>12137940
I wish muchie boxes were a thing in the US. i am glad that our fast food places have recently started doing "5 dollar fill-up" boxes where you pay 5 dollars and get something like a buger, fries, nuggets, apple pie, and a soda (medium)

>>12137926
based
meanwhile, in yurop...

>>12137926
>using a fork for the fries when you're gonna touch the burgers with your hands anyway
neanderthal

>>12137926
That's only for you? Woah, last time I went out with my sister we shared one huge burger from bk as we couldn't eat a full one each

I want some really shitty fast food right now desu

>>12137926
You need to put some fried eggs on those burgers, anon.

meanwhile in europe

>this is an original image
Every part of this looks like it would have been considered disgusting in 2005 when it looks like it was taken.

>>12137948
Fries are greasy, bread is not. I'd use a fork for the burger, too, were I eating it without a bun. I'll bet that your keyboard and controllers are smothered with grease.

Looks delish. But, I'll take one now, maybe another in an hour or so.

>>12137949
did you eat it at the same time and end it with a sloppy burger kiss

>>12137952
Still better than transfat (((food))) amerigoblins eats

Stroke/10
I love me some burgers but jesus fuck, dude. 1 is enough.

>>12137942

>>12137942
One slip and you lose a few fingers. That's a NOPE from me.

Name a fast food place within 30 minutes of me right now and I'll go and order whatever you say to.

>>12137957
RENT
F R E E
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>>12137926
you should have pineapples in those burgers too

>>12137961
Wendy's.
Two double stacks, a medium fry, and a small nugg. Water if you want something to drink.

>>12137961
Taco Bell
Get 6 Loaded Nacho Tacos with fire sauce
I'm gonna do this in a bit and pig out

>>12137963
I would give it a try ngl

>>12137926

>>12137961
Large wendys chili x5 and 3 large pepsis

>>12137956
No, we took turns taking a bite while we were going back home

>>12137964
Done.
>>12137965
Fuck it, 2 stops then.

>>12137947
>>12137952
obsessed

>>12137941
I must really be an amerifat, because the OP doesn't seem all that crazy. I only weigh 130 lbs.

>>12137943
>pop

Duck Confit, anyone?

>>12137926
You're an all american. Keep doing White God's work.

My main squeeze is diced, seasoned, and baked taters in a tortilla with spinach, onions, maybe rice, and some louisiana hot/bbq sauce. Easy n filling

>>12137970
Based.
god i wish that were me

>>12137926
I love fish on everything.

>>12137926
How fat are you?

>>12137975
Potatoes AND rice? For what purpose? Switch the rice with some chickpeas or diced fresh tomato.

Don’t be so hard on OP. He’s two of the finest guys I know. When he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

>>12137997
Classic!

>>12137926
heart attack on a plate.

>>12137942
Unless he's getting paid by the pig, that's stupid.
Then again, maybe he's just showing off and people do some really dumb shit to show off.

>>12138010
I think you mean freedom attack on a plate

>>12137965
Goddamn Anon, I'm fat and I'm only getting two and a tostada.
I think it's the beer that makes me fat.

>>12137991
Filler mostly, and I like rice (jasmine in house currently). If I switch the taters for chickpeas/other beans I fry the tortilla shut and put the sauce on top. Also delicious. I gag on fresh tomats, never understood why.

>>12138022
I ate three of them and a cheesy gordita crunch yesterday with some beer
Gonna go wild today and even if I don't finish them all I'll have leftovers at least

>>12138010
If 3 burgers is gonna give you a heart attack you have some SERIOUS health issues. You’ll feel bloated and that’s it.

>>12137926
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>12137945
looks like some kind of mustard based sauce.

>>12137926
your fry to burger ratio is weird. looks good otherwise.

>>12137943
>pop.
No, you're just a redneck.

>moved to /ck

>>12138102
the hell is that?

>>12138105
The future

>>12137943
>Pop
Get the fuck outta here you yellow teethed uggo English muck & fuck your Queen

>>12137926
>He didn't get the soda

>>12138112
I liked the little pump action at the end :)

I am gay

>>12137960
I guess that is true, but if you ever work in a profession that involves a saw that doesn't happen very often. People get used to using the saw and become fast with it. In fact if you are a carpenter you would be mocked if you took a long time to saw something

>>12137935
>t. Doesn't game
Small crackers and candy are eaten with a spoon, all applicable food is eaten with a fork, and drinks require a long swirly straw.

>>12138326
>People get used to using the saw and become fast with it.
And that's how people get hurt. Complacency.

Think about how many people die every year because they get complacent about driving a car and then crash because they do something stupid like text/phone/eat/makeup while driving.

>>12138106
AAAHHHHHHHHH

>>12137942
Imagine how many fingers that thing has taken.

>>12138147
What am i looking at?

>>12137952
kek

>>12137942
>headphones
what's he listening to, /ck/?

>americans actually do this
and to think, people wonder why there's so much cancer in america

>>12137926
>After you've surpassed all the smaller obstacles on the road to US citizenship you must defeat the final boss.

>Americans hating on Euros
>Not teaming up to take down the real enemy, the Aussieshitters

>>12137971
Obsessed

>>12137926
>toilet gin
>tonic more sugar than tonic
>shotglass
nigger

>>12137926
you can eat burgers while playing videogames, it is better to eat while watching a movie or something.

By the time you eat the 2nd burgers its cold already.

>>12137926
i eat a burger and fries like that almost every day expect only 1 burger and dr pepper or water

>>12137926
Mmmmmmmmm, Berders....

Did someone say... gamer fuel?

>>12138644
Four Finger Death Punch

>>12139055
this poorly drawn face reminds me of the miser brothers.

>>12137969
Indirect kiss, still counts, INCEST CONFIRMED!

CARPE DIEM

>>12137926
>all that bun

>>12137968
Richard?

>>12139111

>>12137940
What is that meat-looking stuff in the lower left corner?

>>12137967
The FUCK is that?

>>12140783
looks like döner kebab meat to me.

>>12137967
that would be really good

>>12138112
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12138596
This is how they make soccer balls.

>>12137947
this better be futa semen or i'm killing my dog

>>12137967
the mayo ruined it

>>12137926
Funny enough, 3 homemade burgers probably has about the same amount of calories as a double whopper.

Im in thailand right now.....

>>12137926
>gamer fuel

>>12141284
>mayo
cringe

>>12137926
im a fat fuck and I made burgers for myself with less toppings and managed to eat 1.5 of them and still felt like I was about to keel over and die

>>12138115
People from the midwest say pop too

>>12137967
its really good but literally trash food

>>12137942
Pig Destroyer

mix 1 tub pasta salad and 1 tub potato salad
eat with tiny plastic spork or ur'e gey

>>12137942
God I wish that were me

>>12137952
>raccoon
>europe

>>12137926
Post your hands you fat bastard.

>>12138659
That's a German. You have to own up to this one yuropoor.

whats that maggi for?
oherwise nice burgers, kamerad

>>12141284
>doesn't know about donair sauce

>>12137947

>an american recipe book

>>12137926
Foreach $X in [dat bread, dem potatos, sugary catsup, the activity of gaming]
The $x is really bad for your body. | appendTo-Shitpost

>>12137942
This is why band saws give me nightmares

>>12138326
But even with carpentry saws you normally have some safety precautions, while in the video you have a totally unprotected bone saw and the meat cutters arms are protected by nothing but rubber gloves while here in germany it's standard that butchers work with chainlink glove on the non cutting hand when taking apart carcasses with knifes.

>>12143502
chainlink glove is OK for use with knives, but gloves are a no-no around bandsaws or rotating machinery. without gloves the machinery can cut you. With gloves it can catch the glove and then rip or break your entire arm/or hand. Gloves in this case are a very bad idea, unless they are very thin ones meant for sanitary purposes only.

That said, FFS lower the guard on the damn saw.

>>12142797
>Granblue
>Chaos ruler
>Hair dryer
>/fit/

>>12142797
Gayest image I've seen today

>>12137926
Looks like shit

>>12142797
>/fit/
>eating that
water you doing?

>>12138115
Brit here, never heard anyone call it pop in this country.

>>12142797
is that you pink himalayan salt anon?

>>12142797
Why go through the trouble of cooking a whole steak for breakfast if you're just going to pair it with frozen Eggos? Are waffles really that much harder to make than steak?

>>12137942
what a badass
That webm made me really tense though

>>12145568
Brit here, everyone calls it pop you fucking liar.

>>12137971
obese

>>12147180
>Are waffles really that much harder to make than steak?
Waffles that don't suck require you to make the batter the day before so the yeast has time to work.

It's entirely possible that anon doesn't own a waffle iron either.

>>12147200
midwestern murrican here. you must be up by chicago or somewhere in wisconsin because any further south people start calling it soda instead of pop.

>>12137926
Delicious

>>12147200
Only a Northern Monkey would be stupid enough to call it "pop".

>>12137926
Der Krautmeister :3

All Hail the Krautmeister!

>>12137949
I bet you fuck the same boyfriends too
*god I wish I could smell your asshole*

>>12147200
Brit here. Only old women call it pop

>>12137926
Tonic water is awful and anybody who drinks it is a damn alien

>>12138644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrdf0xHIsoU

>>12142797
>Steak
>With ketchup

>>12137926
Once a week, I just want a damn nice burger with fries. Screw fast-food tier.

>>12138644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2fJpIfjXOY

>>12137957
OBSESSED

>>12143547
They use long chain gloves to do that here

>>12137930
>>12137929
>>12137932
reddit

>>12150071
dun right

>>12137926
Try eating only one next time, fatal fatso.

>>12137952
Real authentic Italian cuisine

>>12141023
Futa is gay.

>>12137926
Is that peanut butter?

>>12151553
obese

>>12137926
your keyboard is so fucking greasy. Clean it

>>12137952
No raccoons here, coon.

>>12152505
>>12152649
fuck you retard

It's gaymer time.