/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12162891
Toast the English muffin

>>12162891
Add a slice of pineapple and we're hula-hula aloha baby

>>12162893
Fry Spam in non-stick spray on high heat, flipping often

>>12162895
Lower heat and move Spam away from center
Fry egg on hot side of pan, make sure to fuck up the yolk

>>12162901
Plate up with an extra slice for daddy, wa la

>>12162891
You don’t need to explain how to make your disgusting muffin. Everyone already knows how and nobody wants to. Just post the finished product so we can see how pathetic your life is.

>>12162907
Wa la, clean plate club just like Babish

>>12162906
Bro I'm gonna blow your mind

Throw away the muffin, keep the spam and egg. Instead, make yourself a pot of rice.

Now add in some pickled veggie of your choice and you have an Asian meal.

>>12162925
Like what, radishes?

>>12162921
Now time to show toilet before dump, filled with dump and after flush.

>>12162921
>Medicinal Cannabis
>California

How is the AIDS progressing?

>>12162891
Let me break down everything wrong with your sandwich:
-Toasters are unitasker pieces of shit. Get a toaster oven like an adult.
-Spam has enough fat already. You can fry it in a dry pan.
-why the FUCK would you use nonstick spray instead of oil(which you don't need)?
-You broke your egg because you're a clumsy fuck
-Who the fuck ever heard of teriyaki and eggs? Just pour sugar on them at that point.
-No high-quality, freshly-grated cheese on an egg sandwich. Inexcusable.

Overall, your sandwich is shit. I make a much better egg sandwich. If I hadn't already had an egg sandwich today, I'd cook one and school you in front of everyone.

>>12162953
Well I wasn't able to press charges against the illegal who raped me and gave me AIDS because that would be a hate crime, so spamwiches and 24-7 weed are the only things getting me through the day. It's also legal here recreationally, but they still put stickers with the prescription logo on there.

>>12162976
I don't use a toaster oven. You use extra oil to get the skin crisper. Nonstick spray is easier. I broke the egg because I had my phone in my other hand. Teriyaki and eggs is called Asian food. No cheese necessary on this, I'm watching my fat intake.

>>12162978
That's illegal and I'm reporting that dispensary. Med and rec should have completely different labels.

t. worked in the industry

>>12162998
Go for it man, that dispensary will be shut down and moved in a couple months either way, the zoning laws fluctuate every time they have a city council meeting. Today you can't have a dispensary within a mile of a school, tomorrow you can't have a dispensary if a public pool is nearby, next week you can't have a dispensary if the plumbing is older than 5 years but younger than 20 years.

>>12163013
Sounds like a productive state

>>12162921
>>12162906
>>12162901
>>12162895
why not make this instead

>>12163080
California loves to treat citizens as loophole jumpers

>>12163143
I heard that they decriminalized intentional gift-giving.

>>12163143
Are you implying they encourage people to sidestep the written law so long as they stay within jurisdictional boundaries dictated by local law enforcement?

Cause that would be fucked up

>>12163131
screw this Canadian bastard