/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12165676
They also have about 0 nutritional value

>>12165676
I often eat cucumbers as snacks as well. It's basically water anyway.

Are there any green foods with high levels of umami?

>>12165676
>being a kappa

Get out

>>12165676
Mm, a crispy green water stick.

>>12167041
sea weed

>>12165699
This with lemon, salt and cayenne, sometimes with cored tomatoes.

>>12165676
>eat half a whole cucumber
>rewarded with basically nothing but 16% rdv vit k

not even as good a dildo as pepperoni sticks
i like to wrap the pepperoni in plastic wrap and then put a condom over it, then you can fuck your ass with a literal meat stick for that penisy texture and then have a delicious snack after. the plastic wrap is so the pepperoni stick doesnt taste like condom
its a win/win

>>12167115

>>12165676
Pickles are better

>>12167146
you know im right

>>12167115
I like to soft boil a zucchini so it's more likened to a penis and can slightly bend.

>>12167175
>>12167311
What the fuck is wrong with you guys

>>12165676
salad of cored tomatoes, cukes and red onion
a squeeze of lemon juice and a drizzle of balsamic and olive oil
a nice crumble of feta and fresh cracking of black pepper
wa la that's an umami treat!

>>12167311
but then its not a meat stick and therefore not as close to an actual penis
im curious about the zucchini though i might have to try that though id feel a little bad throwing it away after. i dont like zucchini. i do like pepperoni sticks though. those are perfect for me in several ways

>>12165689
True of all green vegetables.

>>12165676
I always almost shit myself after eating more than quarter of cucumber. Gives me dirrahea.

>>12167053
whats a kappa?

>>12167115
Yeah but cucumbers have a natural progression of little pickle cucumbers to medium lebanese cucumbers to the big fuck off english ones. AND they have 'cum' in the name.

>>12168995
Meh, I like to replicate penis as much as possible and over yet to use pep stick. Are they even thick enough?

>>12167564
Not gay ;)

Cucumber kim chee is probably my favorite cucumber dish. Also Som Tam Taengwaa (Laotian cucumber salad). And then there's Chinese Smashed Cucumbers With Sesame Oil and Garlic - that's a must at any non-Americanized Chinese food place.

>>12170271
the ones i buy are pretty thick yeah
not the small thin ones that come like 20 in a package

>>12167074
DUDE
We get it you are a degen

>>12165676
I like cucumbers on toast with like, Remoulade and cheese & / or Cold cuts
also tastes great in salads, like a couscous salad. Good stuff.

>>12169327
fucking google it, boomer

>>12170296
Mah niggah! Can't wait until the cucumbers ripen and my waifu makes cucumber kimchi.

>>12170623

which do you prefer? crunchy or soft? I like it better super crunchy so I don't wait too long before eating them after making a batch

>>12169006
Sure. "Eating."

Try having an enema beforehand.

>>12165676
I put lime juice, salt, tajin, and various hot sauces like valentina black label or huichol. reaaaally good.

>>12165676
I fucked a slutty big tits fuckbuddy with some of these a couple times. the first time I started her off with regular big uns, moved on to a really fucking thick one, she ended up lifting herself up in a crazy looking yoga move to grind into it by the end, she came twice. then she did something she never did before, call me on the phone a few hours later to just talk. I was really weirded out.

>>12170623
I bet your wife can't wait either.

I find cucumber to be the single most vile tasting thing I've ever eaten. It's absolutely disgusting and if my food ever comes with it the taste always remains on absolutely anything it has touched. I'll never buy a pre-packaged sandwich that has had it in because even once it's gone, I'm still eating a fucking cucumber sandwich.

i remember eating this chinese cucumber salad while backpacking China a couple years back.
it was so good. was really refreshing as well.

>>12171412
i doubt you even put those cucumbers up your ass lol

>>12170296
>Smashed Cucumbers With Sesame Oil and Garlic
Blessed mention.

>>12169005
Not true of the chad of green vegetables

>>12172760
Based and popeye-pilled

>>12167595
That sounds very good! I'm going to try that tomorrow, but without the cheese as only have parmesan.

>>12170623
My wife does same. I like her to make it in the morning, then put a slice in grilled beef hot dog or hot link.

She Kimchis kale too. Super yummy.

>>12172760
>extremely high oxalate content

OH NO NO NO