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Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:18:04 2019 No.12173243 [DELETED]

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What dish would you cook for a girl on a first date?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:21:44 2019 No.12173250 >>12173243 She goes out in public like that, but if I stared at her ass they'd say I'm the bad guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:24:49 2019 No.12173260 Dish or meal, guys? Dish is a plate, right? And meal is food?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:25:02 2019 No.12173261 >>12173250 Show some restraint. What are you, 14?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:25:36 2019 No.12173263 >>12173250 Only Chad is allowed to stare, you creep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:27:30 2019 No.12173268 >>12173243 something that causes ungodly farts

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:30:19 2019 No.12173281 File: 33 KB, 186x250, 1498214260279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12173243 >this negative ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:31:40 2019 No.12173284 >>12173243 >first date >cooking Bad move, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:32:47 2019 No.12173286 >>12173250 Grow up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:33:02 2019 No.12173287 Pot roast. It's always good, and you can already have it cooking so you can spend less time in the kitchen and more time in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:34:05 2019 No.12173290 >>12173250 >he doesn't know how to look without getting caught

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:34:28 2019 No.12173291 >>12173287 >oh... Didn't know you eat poor animals..

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:35:52 2019 No.12173294 >>12173250 have sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:38:10 2019 No.12173302 File: 2.94 MB, 360x360, assblast.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12173261 >>12173286 He can, but she can also cover her mudflaps, if she really gives a shit. You'd be a monkey to say she's wearing that to feel comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:38:20 2019 No.12173304 >>12173250 Gotta pay to play. Stop being a creep try to have a conversation for once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:48:51 2019 No.12173348 >>12173250 Wrong that probably makes you the "nice guy".

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:50:54 2019 No.12173352 File: 3 KB, 125x125, Not Comped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12173243 INB4 CLEAT LOBSTER

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 01:51:25 2019 No.12173353 >>12173291 early warning you should dump her immediately

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 02:00:22 2019 No.12173373 Chicken parmesan Works every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 02:01:49 2019 No.12173377 >>12173284 The proper answer to this thread.

Anonymous Sat Apr 13 02:25:13 2019 No.12173426
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>>12173302
>You're probably going to die a virgin.
If she's wearing that and not even looking at you, it's because she thinks that outfit looks good on herself. It's for her own self image, not for all the creeps in the park.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 02:30:50 2019 No.12173442 >>12173426 > You're going to die a retarded virgin. And how is she going to gaze upon her own ass flaps in the mirror, to promote that self image?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 02:32:46 2019 No.12173447 >>12173302 And you'd be a monkey to gawk openly at women just because they're there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 02:47:33 2019 No.12173483 File: 225 KB, 350x263, grandpa_chewie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12173243 I wish to suck the braps out of her bumhole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 02:50:23 2019 No.12173491 >>12173426 hahaha oh man i love this meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:07:23 2019 No.12173653 >>12173243 when a woman stands like this, she is actually masturbating because they can do that just by crossing their legs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:16:17 2019 No.12173673 >>12173243 Honestly, just go out. >>12173250 glance and turn, my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:23:18 2019 No.12173696 >>12173302 Why is this gif happening? What happened to that poor man's ass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:36:51 2019 No.12173715 >>12173696 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:39:09 2019 No.12173722 >>12173263 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 04:46:21 2019 No.12173737 >>12173243 You should never cook for somebody on the first date. That's just fucking weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:23:13 2019 No.12173790 >>12173696 That's what happens the next day after eating phall. (real answer, guy probably tore a glute)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 05:35:30 2019 No.12173825 >>12173243 Why the fuck on a first date would I cook for some chick? That really makes no sense, you take her some restaurant to scope her out. Seriously, what kind of idiot cooks for some chick on a first date?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 06:19:29 2019 No.12173932 Some kind of pesto pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 06:24:43 2019 No.12173949 File: 624 KB, 1200x1200, 1492778822296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12173737 unless it's a yandere

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 06:49:29 2019 No.12173990 >>12173737 Everything is weird nowadays. Why are we becoming so strung-up on propriety ? Aren't we supposed to be the most tolerant ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 06:54:53 2019 No.12173997 >>12173243 Looks like a kid's ass, why would even post it here to begin with? This isn't a board for little girl butts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 13 06:57:09 2019 No.12173999 A dick

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