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File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

/webm/ Anonymous Mon Apr 15 19:39:46 2019 No.12186312 [Reply] [Original]

There isn't one in the catalogue so here we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 19:40:41 2019 No.12186317 File: 2.90 MB, 450x252, Brits_eat_moldy_dickcheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 19:42:04 2019 No.12186325 File: 2.90 MB, 480x360, the_pizza_chad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 21:18:57 2019 No.12186644 >>12186325 looks dope but no way I'd eat that pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 21:23:13 2019 No.12186653 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12186325 that's nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 21:28:47 2019 No.12186673 >>12186653 what was the point of ordering a pepperoni pizza if you're just gonna take the toppings off?

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 21:41:23 2019 No.12186709
File: 267 KB, 458x640, 1544215789442.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I would like to request two (2) webms

the first, being the mom making a tomato sauce video who cuts onions and garlic poorly, uses canned sauce and says "for it is the Oil, that gives it the taste"

secondry the fat grimmacesque american woman making herself a pizza from pilsbury rolls, chunks of cheese chocolate and foot long hot dogs (which she sloops into her mouthe)

in return i promise many (You)s and good luck for the rest of the week

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 21:49:38 2019 No.12186736 >>12186673 This was from that dumbass jack's cooking. he was trying to find which fast food pizza place put more semen onto their pizzas. He swears hes straight but im sure that nigga gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 21:49:47 2019 No.12186737 >>12186673 what's the point of doing capoeira with dough in a mall? some people just want to live

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 21:51:50 2019 No.12186748 >>12186653 >>12186673 Some sort of retarded vegetarian trying to get a delivery deal then remove the meat? >FUCK! >There's another speck of pepperoni under the cheese!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 22:12:55 2019 No.12186823 >>12186673 I honestly havent seen the vid but if I know jack he was trying to find out which pizza chain gave you the most cheese and toppings

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 22:15:59 2019 No.12186831 >>12186312 She must smell really fishy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 22:19:44 2019 No.12186841 >>12186709 you can't get sound webms here also the second vid is a german

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 22:26:42 2019 No.12186861 >>12186823 he just wanted to eat the keto parts of his Tombstone pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 22:29:09 2019 No.12186876 >>12186653 Based Ja/ck/ poster THIS IS NOW A JA/CK/ THREAD! simply Sara and kay are welcome to

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 22:33:01 2019 No.12186891 File: 2.06 MB, 480x576, jalapeno jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12186876 hell yeah bro now we're talkin let's take this thread to Flavortown! CASH MONEY

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 22:42:14 2019 No.12186924 File: 2.90 MB, 400x400, flaming HOT BORRINGO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:00:03 2019 No.12186976 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, sams breakfast burrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thanks for reposting my webms guys motivates me to make more

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:01:08 2019 No.12186981 File: 2.88 MB, 400x400, flaming HOT CHIPS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12186924 :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:03:17 2019 No.12186990 File: 2.78 MB, 400x224, 16 Twinkies In A Huge Vacuum Chamber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:04:23 2019 No.12186992 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, How Pepe Butter is Made.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:07:12 2019 No.12187003 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, the best bbq sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:08:43 2019 No.12187009 File: 1.44 MB, 480x352, how to defrost steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:13:24 2019 No.12187021 File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, Disgusting American Female Ruins Everything.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:14:37 2019 No.12187027 File: 2.91 MB, 474x266, tranny vs juden.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:15:41 2019 No.12187029 File: 2.93 MB, 600x336, The Best Beef Burrito Recipe _ SAM THE COOKING GUY 4K.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:16:15 2019 No.12187032 >>12186924 >>12186976 >>12186981 I hate you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:16:50 2019 No.12187034 >>12186976 bout time we some some sam webms

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:19:31 2019 No.12187041

>>12187003
Im having a hard time having any sympathy for him dealing with a stroke. I dont think he deserved it, but how can you have feelings for someone that eats like a monster in a horror movie? That fucking retard grip, sticking his tounge out like Gene Simmons. Fuck. How can his family endure this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:39:34 2019 No.12187100 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187041

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:39:44 2019 No.12187101 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, The Best Crunchwrap Supreme at Home _ SAM THE COOKING GUY 4K.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187034 fresh >>12187032 nothing will stop me now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:40:56 2019 No.12187104 File: 2.93 MB, 600x600, saltbae dios mio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187041 >how can you have feelings for someone that eats like a monster in a horror movie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:43:18 2019 No.12187110 File: 2.95 MB, 400x224, cuts lasagne crust w knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187041 >how can you have feelings for someone that eats like a monster in a horror movie

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:44:23 2019 No.12187113 File: 2.91 MB, 400x224, FATBANG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187041 >eats like a monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:44:34 2019 No.12187115 >>12186976 Yay more ja/ck/ webms

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:45:26 2019 No.12187119 File: 2.26 MB, 500x280, twerk flip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187041 >in a horror movie

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:46:36 2019 No.12187122 File: 2.12 MB, 484x360, opens crust eats cheese and throws out crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:47:45 2019 No.12187126 File: 2.98 MB, 400x224, poo in the loo donuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 23:52:23 2019 No.12187135 File: 2.23 MB, 1280x720, fried chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187041 >movie

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:04:00 2019 No.12187188 >>12186312 Cook that shit! Don't fucking eat it raw! The fuck is wrong with you? Cook. Your. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:07:44 2019 No.12187204 >>12186325 "Oke. Yeah cool. Is there a way you can flip dough in an oven?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:14:50 2019 No.12187235 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, sarly KANG egg FART.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:15:06 2019 No.12187238 File: 2.98 MB, 450x252, cuts macaroni crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:17:06 2019 No.12187245 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, remove hot dogs throw crust away.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:17:52 2019 No.12187249 >>12187009 aaah gibigibigibigigibi

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:19:44 2019 No.12187255 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, back in nam we ate the brain of our enemies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:22:05 2019 No.12187265 >>12186891 >puts on a glove >uses the OTHER HAND to handle the jalapenos

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:24:38 2019 No.12187273 >>12186924 I can't say I wouldn't eat it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:26:27 2019 No.12187279 >>12187245 for some reason i dont think that pizza is cooked at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:27:30 2019 No.12187284 File: 2.85 MB, 500x280, To Cut or Not To Cut - Crust Cutters™ Ep1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:33:42 2019 No.12187300 >>12187235 how

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:33:43 2019 No.12187301 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack eats pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187265 he really is like a monkey trying to use a hammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:36:05 2019 No.12187314 File: 2.86 MB, 500x280, Women Love Men Who Crust - Crust Cutters™ Ep2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:47:42 2019 No.12187340 >>12187110 >>12187113 Those are not double chins. Those are jaw bellies now.

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:49:54 2019 No.12187353

>>12187041
Never heard of/seen this guy before, but he's way above human weight and is officially a sub-human, so yeah, no sympathy/empathy. He clearly has no sympathy for animals that aren't the same species as him, and he's clearly not the same species as us, anatomically speaking, so it's only being consistent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:55:29 2019 No.12187377 >>12186992 Imagine being this pretentious over butter

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 00:59:38 2019 No.12187398 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, Shall We Crust - Crust Cutters™ Ep3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:03:07 2019 No.12187407 >>12187255 I'm no food scientist or nothin' but isn't eating mammal brains a huge no-no if you don't want to become a wendigo and die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:04:09 2019 No.12187413 File: 2.70 MB, 500x280, Your Crust Is Here - Crust Cutters™ Ep4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:06:40 2019 No.12187423 >>12186317 >asian woman looks at cheese through completely transparent cover >removes transparent cover >Oh My GoD lOoK aT tHaT

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:09:19 2019 No.12187429 >>12187407 I warned you about prions bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:14:13 2019 No.12187449 File: 1.78 MB, 600x336, Next Up on Crust Cutters Season 2 - Crust Cutters™ Ep4.5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:15:20 2019 No.12187454 File: 2.83 MB, 500x280, Hello Crust My Old Friend - Crust Cutters™ Ep5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:31:45 2019 No.12187513 >>12186992 >distributing the butter as tiny medallions Wouldn't it be hundreds of times more efficient and less wasteful to ship it out in big chunks instead of fucking molding it and slicing it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:33:07 2019 No.12187518 >>12187021 Why do the faggots that make these shit videos always need several shots of them tearing the food apart with their hands like apes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:36:22 2019 No.12187525 File: 2.85 MB, 500x280, With Crust v Without - Crust Cutters™ Ep6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:40:04 2019 No.12187538 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, A Crust Gourmand - Crust Cutters™ Ep7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:40:22 2019 No.12187539 >>12187027 Don't be fooled they are both jewish trannies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:41:10 2019 No.12187544 File: 2.87 MB, 500x280, Divide And Crust - Crust Cutters™ Ep8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:42:29 2019 No.12187548 File: 2.85 MB, 500x280, Have No Bread Yet I Must Crust - Crust Cutters™ Ep9.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:43:33 2019 No.12187550 File: 2.12 MB, 600x336, Next Up On Crust Cutters Season 3 - Crust Cutters™ Ep9.5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:44:54 2019 No.12187552 >>12187550 stop

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 01:46:00 2019 No.12187555 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, Next up on Crust Cutters™.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187552

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 02:18:38 2019 No.12187629 >>12187029 looks acceptable

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 02:25:20 2019 No.12187646 This show looks like fucking kino, why was it cancelled?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 02:35:56 2019 No.12187670 >>12187646 of course the redditor le kino xD poster doesn't know how to reply to posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 02:37:17 2019 No.12187677 seething

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 05:53:02 2019 No.12188066 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, niggers are ruining us.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 07:32:02 2019 No.12188272 >>12187188 If meat is top quality it can be eaten raw. Sad you'll never get it because your livestock is horribly diseased and doped, but that's how it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 07:33:50 2019 No.12188278 >>12188066 well im never going to get that minute of my life back

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 07:35:47 2019 No.12188286 >>12187110 Imagine her shits..

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 08:18:15 2019 No.12188391 >>12186709 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I2LEB_AxY Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 09:19:21 2019 No.12188511 >>12187353 if you are lampooning vegans this is based if this is sincere then you are deserving of a yikes

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 09:33:03 2019 No.12188540

>>12188391
LOOOL I hope her meatball video has been reupped too, it is almost worse.

I have to say though that I once watched some show with Anthony Boudain and one of the cooks prepared tomato sauce in exactly the same way, cooking the onions and the garlic and oil, then pouring the oil into the tomato paste. there may be something to it as far as the authenticity is concerned (which does not change the fact that it is an utterly retarded way of preparing the sauce)

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 09:34:08 2019 No.12188542

>>12188391
LOOOL I hope her meatball video has been reupped too, it is almost worse.

I have to say though that I once watched some show with Anthony Boudain and one of the cooks prepared tomato sauce in exactly the same way, cooking the onions and the garlic and oil, then pouring the oil into the tomato paste. there may be something to it as far as the authenticity is concerned (which does not change the fact that it is an utterly retarded way of preparing the sauce of course)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 09:47:38 2019 No.12188569 >>12186992 well butter my ass and call me a biscuit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 09:56:40 2019 No.12188598 >>12187126 then they throw away the cut-out dough because "that's not good anymore"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 10:05:53 2019 No.12188619 >>12188066 never fails to make me laugh, those lovingly brined and seasoned chicken all threaded up on that stake and then the retard turns them into charcoal. How about using less heat and checking on the chickens a time or two in between reatrd?

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 10:32:26 2019 No.12188697
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>>12186325
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Dough.

Long ago, the five nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Only the Avatar, master of all five elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a doughbender named Chad, and although his doughbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.

But I believe Chad can save the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 10:42:50 2019 No.12188726 >>12187377 >>12187513 People buy it, don't they?

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 11:55:25 2019 No.12188944

>>12187255
After having learned about prions in high school, I can't even believe people still fucking eat any type of brain. You literally cannot kill prions because they're not even alive. Why risk such a shitty way to go just to eat mushy, metal-tasting jelly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 12:03:56 2019 No.12188970 >>12188542 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s37u_o-pJzQ&list=PLiKEU27L-QWUm6gTECAeSiWSNt9dUOIga&index=3&t=0s

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 13:26:34 2019 No.12189206 >>12186644 it's a fake dough for practice

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 13:28:32 2019 No.12189211 >>12186924 >that fucked up cut in the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 13:32:42 2019 No.12189221 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, saltbae goblino.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187104 dios mio

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:39:22 2019 No.12189437 >>12187027 little does tranny know, juden was subverting him the whole time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 14:57:15 2019 No.12189483 >>12186924 >not dipped in batter >no deep fry I am dissapoint

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:06:51 2019 No.12189529 >>12189221 >>12187104 Saltbae is truly one of the most insufferable people I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:36:18 2019 No.12189600 >>12186325 c-can i have my pizza, p-please?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:41:04 2019 No.12189614 >>12187003 >that tongue is this how he eats his wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:41:25 2019 No.12189615 File: 3 KB, 224x225, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12186325 >first thing to come to mind

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:44:48 2019 No.12189634 >>12187119 source?

Anonymous Tue Apr 16 15:55:06 2019 No.12189647

>>12187235
some faggot said he was disgusted by the mustached "fat gross guy who was eating like 10 of sarly's eggs", when he's obviously eating the same egg through the video
plus if you weren't ADHD, his face popping up for like barely 3 seconds total shouldn't be a bother at all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 19:51:39 2019 No.12190576 can anyone post THAT webm? the one where the cute looking girl is making a tasty looking dessert but there's a twist ending?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 19:57:56 2019 No.12190596 >>12187110 she needs to stop eating before she costs the taxpayer another million

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 20:00:51 2019 No.12190612 >>12187110 Where is this bitches neck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 20:37:17 2019 No.12190747 >>12189529 jesus thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 20:54:49 2019 No.12190821 File: 2.96 MB, 400x224, attractive mukbang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12190612 under the chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 21:20:33 2019 No.12190933 >>12188944 I don't think prions are in pigs brain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:02:29 2019 No.12191095 >>12186924 >No onion or tomato in the guac Shit burrito. Fucking flyover bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:06:55 2019 No.12191114 >>12186653 >tfw i know who this is just by the way he handles the fork what the FUCK was jack even trying to do here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:12:55 2019 No.12191139 remember to report crustnigger posts for forcing his shitty fucking meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:27:50 2019 No.12191194 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, gordan ramZ cuts crusts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >19 months later and someone is still angry about file names seething

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:33:16 2019 No.12191213 >>12187423 Imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:38:54 2019 No.12191236 >>12190747 >already popular opinion on this thai fingernail aficionado forum "Oh wow thank god someone is brave enough to say it again"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 16 22:40:09 2019 No.12191237 >>12187235 How is able to egress without an egg mess?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 01:50:09 2019 No.12191966 >>12187126 I expected something gross but that's pretty normal

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 01:53:57 2019 No.12191981 >>12189221 One day this moron is going to slice half his hand off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 01:55:02 2019 No.12191988 >>12188066 wala, a chicken a la holocaust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 01:58:04 2019 No.12191996 File: 77 KB, 640x779, 1523599547860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12191988 My dubs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 02:32:31 2019 No.12192064 File: 684 KB, 160x111, 1234058237611.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187122

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 03:14:00 2019 No.12192141 To the faggot with the crust cutters filenames. I refuse to watch your webms. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:07:04 2019 No.12192227 >>12186312 500 DORRA GAIJIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:13:11 2019 No.12192239 >>12186325 why is that weirdon fucking about with that circle of cloth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:22:03 2019 No.12192263 >>12187126 Nice of that old fella to make kids some doughnuts. Good for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:38:57 2019 No.12192292 >>12187235 how do the eggs get in there without the man breaking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 04:44:54 2019 No.12192301 >>12192263 hes extremely wealthy by india's standards, giving some donuts to kids seems nice but he could've opened multiple schools and hospitals with his jewtube cash

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 06:31:37 2019 No.12192488 >>12192301 And you could survive off of $2/day and send the rest to India, but you don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:30:35 2019 No.12192913 >>12187238 My disgust has learned a new form...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:36:04 2019 No.12192927 >>12186312 I thought the japs burnt females who made sushi like they were witches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:38:11 2019 No.12192929 >>12187265 I hate to defend Jack but he's using the glvoed hand to push the seeds out, he's only touching the skin with his ungloved hands. Although why Jack is afraid to get something as mild as jalapeno on his bare hand is a mystery in itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:39:40 2019 No.12192931 >>12186924 I mean it could be wor... >FLAMING HOT CHEETOS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:45:26 2019 No.12192944 >>12191194 What's wrong with a little go za?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:46:28 2019 No.12192952 >>12188619 >Checking on the chicken If you're looking, it aint cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:26:01 2019 No.12193087 >>12189529 i hate this turkish cockface so fucking much i can almost taste it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:28:43 2019 No.12193103 File: 70 KB, 680x473, o_lawd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187032

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:00:25 2019 No.12193205 >>12187041 I'm glad he got a stroke. Maybe this will teach him and his retard boomer subscribers that stuffing your face with shit food day in and day out has consequences

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:20:03 2019 No.12193266 >>12193205 Isn't he on stroke number three? I don't think the lesson is sticking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:32:02 2019 No.12193312 >>12187126 Leave Grandpa alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:39:09 2019 No.12193336 >>12186317 I've had it. It's okay. Nothing to write home about. Way too expensive for what it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:47:37 2019 No.12193367 >>12189221 all that wasted meat...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:05:50 2019 No.12193423 >>12188066 the first time I saw this I was in tears

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:26:25 2019 No.12193501 File: 219 KB, 512x386, 1488845194682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12192929 he doesn't want to get it in his eye

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:44:50 2019 No.12193569 >>12189529 >getting salty over saltbae

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:46:00 2019 No.12193573 >>12191194 I'm the guy who started the squabble with you and I think the Crust Cutter meme is legit funny, even if it's singular and forced

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 13:09:15 2019 No.12193651 >>12187027 I skip Carla's videos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 13:28:50 2019 No.12193736 >>12186312 Why she puts the meat cuts in the gay box at the start?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 13:46:25 2019 No.12193796 >>12187126 those do-nut look bad, but I bet he didn't washed his hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 13:58:28 2019 No.12193835 been away for a year and everything's the same lmao. OP should post oc or stop posting all together. it is summer, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:29:21 2019 No.12193918 >>12186924 >doesn't even have basic knife handling dropped

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:35:32 2019 No.12193942 >>12190933 They are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 15:13:04 2019 No.12194081 >>12187238 Is it sad I find the most disgusting part the unitasker for breading it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:02:12 2019 No.12194739 >>12192488 Cause Indians suck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:13:03 2019 No.12194789 >>12186312 I don't like how big the bites are desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:13:55 2019 No.12194793 >>12186317 So are you supposed to eat the mold or do you cut it off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:14:38 2019 No.12194794 >>12187423 >woman does something OMG WOMEN AND THEM-(doing literally anything)!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:15:36 2019 No.12194796 >>12186325 >you will never love anything as much as this guy loves flinging pizza dough

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:18:51 2019 No.12194807 >>12186976 This video is actually where I learned to put hashbrowns on my burgers. It's actually good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:23:14 2019 No.12194825 >>12187104 I heard his restaurant is struggling

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:35:55 2019 No.12194878 >>12187238 I've actually had fried macaroni and it's delicious. It's not like that though

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:37:42 2019 No.12194894 >>12193651 Based

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:49:01 2019 No.12196005

>>12188391
>using not only canned sauce, but shit canned sauce and no tomato chunks
>under seasoning like a stupid American white bitch
>using a preground pepper shaker
>fuckin canola oil in an Italian dish
>some of the absolute worst knife work I've ever seen. A retarded child with claw hands could do better.
>absokutely disgusting and limp basil, I would expect to find that in a grocery store dumpster
>LITERALLY THE WORST WAY I'VE EVER SEEN GARLIC CUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 5:38
>boiling water while simmering the fucking sauce oh my god my eyes the sauce is literally just tomato water where the fuck is the texture
>straining out the onions and garlic like a fuckin autist.

Who let her become this way? Why did I watch the whole video?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:03:10 2019 No.12196065 >>12186891 His arm is working again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:05:07 2019 No.12196075 File: 2.95 MB, 500x280, crust cutters peak form.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:06:12 2019 No.12196083 File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, How to propperly cut crusts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:11:33 2019 No.12196120 File: 1013 KB, 404x720, chinese snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:21:59 2019 No.12196170 >>12186924 So this is why people hate maxicanas hu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:32:13 2019 No.12196223 >>12186976 hash brown burritos are amazing t. san diegan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:35:30 2019 No.12196234 >>12191988 >>12191996 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:38:57 2019 No.12196245 >>12196120 What the heck is that? Do you have moar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 00:01:42 2019 No.12196365 >>12196120 centipede + beer = explosion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 03:20:58 2019 No.12196906 >>12196245 >>12196365 https://youtube.com/watch?v=PO7zEP6dxOk I think that's her Youtube channel, but I don't speak the language so I've no idea what dark jungle magic is at work here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 04:26:58 2019 No.12197079 >>12196906 Literally bug people

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 04:51:59 2019 No.12197139 >>12189221 Unironcally delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 04:54:23 2019 No.12197144 >>12190821 >orders whole menue everyday Might as well film yourself and call it a review.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 04:58:08 2019 No.12197152 >>12187029 That looks really nice, source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 05:01:18 2019 No.12197155 >>12186709 :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 05:02:17 2019 No.12197158 File: 5 KB, 200x198, 1550031869183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12196120 Is there a more disgusting race than gooks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 05:08:01 2019 No.12197166 >>12197158 Honestly, no. They're fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 06:07:59 2019 No.12197239 >>12196120 >corrupted monk origin story

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 06:14:52 2019 No.12197255 >>12186891 >that dicing technique absolutely michelinpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 06:53:47 2019 No.12197307 >>12194739 >>12192301 I dont know about indians, but you sure sound like a horrible annoying faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 06:54:59 2019 No.12197310 >>12193796 Use a translator next time, it is obvious that you cant speak proper english.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 06:58:16 2019 No.12197320 >>12188944 >You literally cannot kill prions because they're not even alive Stay in school kids or you could end up like this retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 08:14:41 2019 No.12197476 >>12187513 I work in a restaurant that uses this stuff, it's great butter. we use the small rounds as serving sizes, one will do about 3 or 4 people eating bread before entrees.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 08:21:21 2019 No.12197483 >>12196365 apparently that's not beer but hot oil in a wine glass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 08:27:08 2019 No.12197503 Does anyone have the webm of a guy making some bengal egg curry thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 08:28:16 2019 No.12197506 >>12187027 > That man hands. Couldnt have picked a worse angle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 08:29:45 2019 No.12197510 >>12187029 Nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 08:58:58 2019 No.12197552 >>12189221 Why does he keep tapping the blade on the counter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 09:05:00 2019 No.12197563 File: 2.44 MB, 720x1280, piza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 11:29:04 2019 No.12198013 >>12196120 Good use for the little monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 11:33:09 2019 No.12198027 File: 2.91 MB, 900x506, food duality of man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12186653

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 11:34:11 2019 No.12198029 >>12188391 she is so beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 11:36:24 2019 No.12198042 >>12187021 she is so beautiful, i want to love her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 11:47:40 2019 No.12198082 >>12186325 but his hands touched the floor....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 11:51:17 2019 No.12198089 >>12196120 >>12196906 >>12197158 >Vietnam is china I guess it's the same way jews are also MURRICUNTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 12:51:54 2019 No.12198331 >>12196065 old clip dum dum

Anonymous Thu Apr 18 13:22:21 2019 No.12198460
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>>12186891
WHY DO AMERICANS TAKE OFF THE SEEDS YOU'RE EATING SPICY FOOD FOR THE SPICE YET YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FUCKING SEEDS? GTFO JALAPEÑOS AREN'T EVEN THAT SPICY WHY DO YOU WEAR GLOVES??????????

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 13:30:19 2019 No.12198490 File: 838 KB, 300x187, laff 57.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187003 bruh, look at this dude >>12187041 OH NONONOONONONO >>12187100 OHOHOHOHOHO >>12187110 BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA >>12187135 WOWOWOWOWOWOWO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 13:44:24 2019 No.12198555 >>12186924 >>12192931 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 13:48:34 2019 No.12198583 >>12197483 >hot oil in a wine glass sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 13:50:43 2019 No.12198590 File: 2.73 MB, 538x300, Gun Bae_no audio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 13:53:10 2019 No.12198597 >>12186748 imagine being this terrified of people who eat plants lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 14:04:01 2019 No.12198637 >>12198089 Literally nobody mentioned China you inbred cretin. Gook isn't even a slur for Chinese people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 14:36:10 2019 No.12198747 >>12196083 why not just put the chopped bread and fruits on a plate with the chocolate dip on the side?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 14:45:56 2019 No.12198783 >>12198637 >nobody mentioned china you inbred cretin >original webm title is chinese snack hmmmmm

>>	ChainlinkIsFuckingGayVaporWare !!BZMufAjYn8h Thu Apr 18 14:46:05 2019 No.12198784 >>12186325 Just think, if he'd invested the time in learning how to do that into something useful, h'ed make more than minwage

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 14:47:05 2019 No.12198788 >>12187238 >Healthy Junk Food >Healthy Fucking how?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 15:35:19 2019 No.12198955 >>12187027 soy pasta with extra hormones

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 15:37:31 2019 No.12198958 >>12187126 >its a daddy has to crack a thousand eggs to make an homelette episode

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:22:52 2019 No.12199624 File: 1.62 MB, 800x450, 1482009509483.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:24:41 2019 No.12199629 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, 1552097844936.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:26:22 2019 No.12199634 File: 1.91 MB, 640x640, 2MVjesS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:29:10 2019 No.12199644 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, chinese chef simulator 3000.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:34:28 2019 No.12199666 >>12199634 Stop posting these

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:35:51 2019 No.12199671 >>12199634 is that a cross between a dog and a cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:37:27 2019 No.12199677 >>12199644 >Dat giant knife >Dat giant ladle Something very pleasing about chinese cooking

Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:47:06 2019 No.12199718

>>12187407
>>12188944
there's no document of prion contagion between different species and the prevalence of prion-related diseases is higher in cannibal communities, so the cause seems to be related to eating same-species meat rather than brains of whatever species
there's no issue unless you're having human brains

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:51:25 2019 No.12199740 >>12199718 >there's no document of prion contagion between different species ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 18:59:08 2019 No.12199769 >>12199671 you're not particularly bright, are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:46:50 2019 No.12200014 >>12196120 Disgusting. Was she raised in a barn? Chew with your mouth closed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:49:30 2019 No.12200032 File: 2.99 MB, 800x450, 1481152620740.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:52:47 2019 No.12200047 >>12199769 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:54:28 2019 No.12200056 >>12200047 I wouldn't expect a kindergartner to ask that question. I was just curious is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 19:59:27 2019 No.12200080 >>12194793 eat the mold. You eat the mold in every cheese basically. Or rather, you can eat the mold, it's okay if you personally prefer it without the mold. Plenty of people feel that way, but I think the traditional practice is to eat the mold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 20:04:50 2019 No.12200101 >>12199624 I feel like cutting boards have made western cooking worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 20:13:02 2019 No.12200133 >>12186990 omae wa mou shindeiru

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:29:30 2019 No.12200517 >>12199677 They're just overcompensating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 21:39:42 2019 No.12200559 >>12187235 How do the eggs break the man?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 22:03:15 2019 No.12200656 >>12199624 Any where they mess up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 22:26:37 2019 No.12200748 >>12192227 Boring

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 22:45:40 2019 No.12200821 File: 1.67 MB, 450x435, 1555350428223.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12197239

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 22:56:15 2019 No.12200856 >>12186992 "artisan" that is just imitating old churned butter, the churning beats air into it. This is just how butter was made by a farmer's wife or daughter only just few decades ago, now people treat it as "artisan"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 18 23:23:42 2019 No.12200948 >>12200856 Uh, yeah. Using pre-industrial techniques is what artisan means nearly 100% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 00:47:46 2019 No.12201281 >>12196365 I wondered if the it was air escaping from the bug in the hot oil wine glass somehow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:18:21 2019 No.12201378 >>12200032 Say what you want about the presentation of the video, coffee made with that stovetop thing is absolutely the best coffee I've ever had.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:25:02 2019 No.12201404 >>12187235 I am a broken egg. I am a broken man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:31:25 2019 No.12201428 File: 1.79 MB, 926x510, congac.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:31:58 2019 No.12201432 File: 933 KB, 642x360, Burrito Full.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:32:09 2019 No.12201434 >>12198027 >The virgin utensissy vs the CHAD DOUBLE FISTER

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:32:32 2019 No.12201436 File: 1.25 MB, 1052x562, corn grandma.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:37:14 2019 No.12201455 >>12187021 tfw county fair is still five months away >>12188944 If I see top tier nam cunny eating brain I dont want to be rude

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:41:29 2019 No.12201473 >>12200056 Nigga we have had cat dogs for five years

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 01:47:54 2019 No.12201490 >>12187009 An animal died for this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:04:05 2019 No.12201519 File: 24 KB, 1268x567, 1539256495380.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193501 Jack Scalfani here yes, you are correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:04:15 2019 No.12201521 >>12201281 that or the bug fluids

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:11:35 2019 No.12201535 File: 480 KB, 589x433, 1541781943524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201519 fuck you I am the jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:14:48 2019 No.12201543 >>12198590 I wonder if he got fired for posting this stupid shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:46:20 2019 No.12201610 >>12201436 Source on this corn porn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:55:28 2019 No.12201635 >>12200133 TW-TWINKI?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:56:43 2019 No.12201639 >>12201436 Where can I find the rest? Not that I want to see it, haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:57:11 2019 No.12201641 >>12187027 Hey Carla is Italian you faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 02:59:20 2019 No.12201650 >>12201432 I know shes a competitive eater, but god damn is that just unattractive and gross. Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 03:02:29 2019 No.12201661 >>12191988 Chicken a l'auschwitz

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 05:10:10 2019 No.12201909 >>12191194 looks amazing desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 05:11:31 2019 No.12201912 >>12201909 I agree, assuming you're talking about that captivating waitress.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 05:44:11 2019 No.12201954 >>12186312 Tfw youll never have a qt3.14 to make sushi for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 06:14:05 2019 No.12202023 File: 804 KB, 518x670, 1546212413265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12201535 Jack Scatani here Make sure you check out my latest videos, this one is dedicated to all my loyal fans

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 06:38:18 2019 No.12202072 >>12187029 >eating this shit with fork and knife

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 08:06:43 2019 No.12202321 >>12200101 What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 08:09:12 2019 No.12202325 >>12201650 Why are you surprised anon, do you find eating arousing or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 08:18:06 2019 No.12202349 >>12201378 peculator?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 08:58:06 2019 No.12202443 >>12186748 >Ja/ck/ >vegetarian retard If it was a vegetarian he wouldn't have ordered a pepperoni pizza, and he wouldn't eat it even after he took off the pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 09:55:14 2019 No.12202582 >>12197239 good one fwend

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 10:22:59 2019 No.12202665 File: 1.03 MB, 720x486, cukejuke.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12202443 Jack eats VEGETABLES now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 10:42:26 2019 No.12202714 >>12202325 there are more seductive ways to eat yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 10:52:43 2019 No.12202747 >>12202665 Fucking hell. My 7-year-old niece is considerably more handy with a knife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 11:05:11 2019 No.12202793 >>12202747 among other things

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 13:20:10 2019 No.12203294 File: 16 KB, 500x507, images (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187238

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 13:28:36 2019 No.12203329 >>12186924 >adds fajitas and guac to the tortilla >oh it's just a neat burrito recipe i gue- >adds cheetos >mfw I fucking hate meme gimmick foods so goddamn much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 14:39:23 2019 No.12203589 >>12201436 That's not how you eat corn on the cob.

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:10:51 2019 No.12203722

>be me
>19 years old, in college, living in a small dorm
>I work at McDonald's but I'm a rapper in my spare time
>I'm working on my first album for release, experimented with songs now and then though
>anyway
>one day I wanna play some mario games, I turn on the tv and get out this old super nintendo
>pop in my cartridge, turn on the tv, ready to go
>knock on the door
>momsspaghetti.jpg
>its my idiot roommate
>the guy's name is kevin but he insists everyone calls him "emula"
>he's always blabbering on about the most random shit
>he'll sometimes say he has "insemula" and that he "gots a mog"
>shit like that, he just makes up random words and phrases
>motherfucker also thinks he invented the toilet
>this absolute cuck also hates it whenever I play or talk about mario at all
>he stomps over to the TV where the little 8-bit theme is playing
>rips the cable out for the speaker
>turns off the tv and pulls my cartridge out forcefully
>I stand up
>'kevin what the fuck'
>he starts breathing heavily, probably because I didn't call him fucking emula
>"YOU WANNA PLAY WITH YOUR MARIO GAMES?" he booms
>"I GOT A BIG RAIMS IS A BIG TAIMS!" for each nonsensical word he holds up his fists at me
>starts hopping back and forth like an idiot
>"dude I just wanted to play some mario" I say flatly
>uh oh, kevin does not like this
>he SCREAMS, full neckbeard hormones raging
>"YOU WANNA PLAY WITH GABARIO?"
>punches me in the shoulder
>dude's big so it really stings
>think he might have dislocated it
>"ALL THE LADIES WANT ME!"
>he hits me again in the chest and I take a sharp breath in, no blood though
>"SEE, YOU GET ONE PRINCESS BUT I GET ALL THE OTHERS! YOU'RE GONNA BE A SUCKA!"
>hits me one more time, right across the face with his big sweaty hand
>nose starts bleeding and I bite my lip
>he hops onto his skateboard
>"I'm going to the big town like the big brown"
>skates away like the top boy tony hawk
>mfw been drinking to forget about today's run in

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:19:55 2019 No.12203749 >>12188697 lel

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:26:38 2019 No.12203772 File: 414 KB, 537x292, what is this a crossover episode.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12197239 kekked

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:28:10 2019 No.12203776 >>12197239 >>12200821 >>12203772 >>12202582 Based sekino chads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:35:41 2019 No.12203813 >>12187027 >tranny Their actually a drag queen, two completely different things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:51:42 2019 No.12203861 >>12201473 lykoi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:51:53 2019 No.12203863 >>12201436 code?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 15:59:40 2019 No.12203880 File: 2.94 MB, 426x426, 1539162252510.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203863 Bumping for this, somebody please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 16:02:23 2019 No.12203888 File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, 1544324783197.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203880

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 16:05:07 2019 No.12203895 File: 2.30 MB, 640x360, 1551123095796.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203888

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 16:20:11 2019 No.12203941 >>12201650 I want her to gobble my cock like that if you know what I mean (fellatio)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 18:49:51 2019 No.12204561 >>12201428 Goldie Blair if anyone wants to know

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 19:40:48 2019 No.12204751 >>12199740 google "prion"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 19:51:00 2019 No.12204799 >>12196906 HERU MY NARME IZU LUAV U LONG TAYME AND WERUCUM TO JAKUASSU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 19:52:57 2019 No.12204806 >>12204751 no u. I know what a prion is, I'm confused as to why someone would think they're not zoonotic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 19:55:23 2019 No.12204819 >>12203722 You deserve it for being a fuckin a rapper

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 20:07:41 2019 No.12204871 File: 32 KB, 700x366, 1552739797102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12187238 i wanna see julia's groolia

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:19:51 2019 No.12205173 >>12193651 Carla fucking sucks at making anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:31:39 2019 No.12205220 File: 78 KB, 600x600, 1554824466836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12203722 Lol'd, also fuck you for reminding me of that garbage video

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:47:19 2019 No.12205285 >>12186312 Watching with this audio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp0a-0oIz_Q

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 22:23:29 2019 No.12205400 >>12204561 used to seeing her with a ballgag in her mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 22:47:59 2019 No.12205488 >>12203813 They'll look the same in the bonfire

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 22:50:43 2019 No.12205496
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>>12186924

I'm unironically making this tonight. GF saw it and went apeshit.
Obviously i'm going to tweek what I can so its not a total abonimation.
Im pretty sure her, "OMFG YISSS!!!" attitude will change when she ACTUALLY eats it.
>mfw she loves it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:05:58 2019 No.12205544 >>12186924 Build two walls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:09:19 2019 No.12205557 >>12202072 sounds like you've never eaten a burrito at a legit mexican place. try it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:14:03 2019 No.12205581 >>12202072 That's how you're supposed to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:15:19 2019 No.12205589 >>12202072 >

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:23:26 2019 No.12205628 >>12187235 Does Humpty Dumpty have to be reassembled before the man can leave?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 23:32:14 2019 No.12205653 >>12191095 It has flaming hot cheetos so it already has a red thing in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 00:12:03 2019 No.12205788 >>12186924 >Whipping guac to a smooth paste why the fuck do people do this?

Anonymous Sat Apr 20 00:32:22 2019 No.12205855

>>12203895
the Chinese eat like pigs. This girl in my classes I swear has never goes more that 4 hours without food. Shes half my size and eats twice as much as I do. She always chows down on some pungent meal in the middle of class with her mouth open and talks with her mouth full. Imagine the shits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 00:35:45 2019 No.12205859 >>12201378 >>12202349 Moka pot.

Anonymous Sat Apr 20 00:42:25 2019 No.12205878

>>12205855
The current chinese in schools and travelling have pretty much slammed a giant reset button on their manners. The ones before them over the years have learned the hard way to adapt and learn to dial some shit back. Not just Chinese, almost every immigrant group goes through this. Its just interesting to see the chinese new middleclass exhibit it. Its always been poor fucks, but now you see chink kids wearing balenciagas shooting loogies on the library floor. And unlike other poor immigrants, they are unapologetic as fuck. Not because of rhe money, but the current chinese have some serious pride when it comes to the communist party.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:04:44 2019 No.12205949 >>12187021 I'm really high right now and even still that all looks fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:07:05 2019 No.12205957 >>12194825 Well it's in Turkey so

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:12:38 2019 No.12205971 >>12199718 What is mad cow

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:16:23 2019 No.12205977 >>12198027 >americans

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:36:21 2019 No.12206036 >>12201543 his chief probably ordered him to do it fag

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 01:52:35 2019 No.12206085 >>12198590 >americans

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 02:49:52 2019 No.12206258 >>12199624 i dont get why people peel their fruits, in the peel is the most amount of nutricions and vitamins, a complete waste to be honest

>>	Sheckelstien Sat Apr 20 03:34:48 2019 No.12206358 >>12187021 Dirty jew-wes. I'd hate pound her throat

>>	Sheckelstien Sat Apr 20 03:47:23 2019 No.12206390 >>12196120 What the fuck is this? Like wtf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 06:14:15 2019 No.12206667 >>12205977 The dude had just got out of prison apparently

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 09:06:51 2019 No.12206998 >>12206667 It's also fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:07:06 2019 No.12207172 File: 2.87 MB, 1000x1000, 1547668790286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not a single BBB

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:43:28 2019 No.12207667 >>12201650 Everything a girl does, doesn't have to be for your pleasure you creep

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 13:57:24 2019 No.12207915 >>12206085 >polis That's clearly not an american cop you retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 15:14:47 2019 No.12208190 >>12201432 whats the point of this shit?

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