/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12194763
i cannot show my face
how could it be
is there anyone like me

Miss you and your stories, guys

I hurt myself today to see if my liver still feels

Are most al/ck/s fat or what? I decided to only drink on the weekends and I’ve already lost some weight, can’t imagine drinking a liter of booze every day

Please tell me these threads are still being removed.

>>12194763
What caused the mods to start deleting the al/ck/ threads anyway?

>>12194840
fuck you faggot, these threads were the only good thing in this garbage fast food filled shithole

>>12194843
they were off topic and thus removed.

>>12194837
no we spend food money on booze

>>12194856
Seems like you could use a drink.

spent $120 on alcohol at the start of the week and i'm already out of half of it

>>12194857
But fast food threads are on topic?

>>12194866
Fast food is technically food.

>>12194866
Yes, what mental gymnastics are you doing to make fast food off topic on a food board?

>>12194872
Alcoholic beverages are a food item

>>12194864
I've been sober 6 years now :^)

>>12194872
>it's not cooking
>it's hardly qualified as food

At least a/ck/ had actual discussion including food in cooking instead of
>for me it is generic incelposting
>for me it is frogposting
>for me it is fast food

>>12194837
no, the obese fucks making mcchicken threads are the fatties

>>12194866
Worse: there was a caffeine addiction thread the other day.

>>12194871
>>12194872
Both fast food and alcohol are bad for the health of people.

>>12194877
what food group is it in?

>>12194887
But al/ck/ is the only one being good for /ck/

>>12194895
>being so much of an inbred nigger you've never cooked with alcohol

>>12194896
I agree.

>>12194899
no I said food group. Like classification.

>alcohol threads bad! they don't belong in food!
>soda threads good! they do belong in food!
pick one faggot mods

>>12194905
Beverage. Beverages are consumed WITH food retard. Why is all of 4chan(nel) so autistic?

>>12194913
Beverage isn't a food group.
this is why these threads are deleted, the people that post in them are retarded.

>>12194905
>>12194918
it's technically digested as a macronutrient faggot, not that you would know what any of them are outside of fat and carbs

what food group is mcchicken in nigger?

>>12194865
How much did you buy? If it was mid to top that isn’t bad.

>>12194918
Fuck it. I'm done trying with you autistic jackasses. Have fun on your shit board.

>>12194918
here's a hint, can't wait to see you faggots posting about losing your legs to diabetes in a decade

>>12194921
>>12194926
Do they not teach food groups in retard school anymore?

>>12194929
I don't know what a food group is nigger, english isn't my native language

but it seems like some retarded shit your government made up to force fast food down your obese throat, hope you choke on it nigger

>>12194763
Not.
Fucking.
Food.
>>>/r9k/

>>12194929
if it gives me calories, it's a food

and i'll still live longer than you, obese faggot

>>12194928
alcohol isn't a carb. Alcoholics generally are in ketosis if they don't binge eat after binge drinking.

>>12194922
a mid-shelf handle and a bunch of german/belgian import beer

>>12194941
I never said alcohol is a carb you dumb nigger, I said it's is own macronutrient

>>12194926
Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out, cuckold. Good riddance.

desu i wouldn't have a problem with an /alk/ gen if it were actually about booze but it never is, it's always about wallowing in alcoholism.

>>12194994
I find boxes of merlot to be far too weak in comparison to the sturdier shiraz boxes. My goon fort is coming along nicely because the new stronger foundations

>>12195063
kek

>>12194936
Do you ingest alcohol? Do you use it in cooking? Does it have caloric value?

Alcohol is food you absolute american educated mongoloid.

>>12195085
You can laugh but its serious buisness. Our engineer is working overtime trying to work out how to weaponize the sacks. Hes been thinking along the lines of a "waterfilledsack-catapault" design. Progress is slow as you might imagine however...

Sage and reported

>>12195151
go read the rules, declaring a sage/report is bannable

>>12195215
>turn airplane mode on/off
>unbanned
WOOOOOOOW that was so hard

>>12195215
Fuck your shitty thread, r9k incel

>>12195267
>getting angry at people who drink
kid, i promise the alcposters here have been to more parties and fucked way more women than you have.

>>12194840
Go back to your Reddit cat thread you raging faggo
>>12194856
Based

>>12195276
>this hysterical, delusional amount of addict cope
I don’t even know how to reply, my condolences

>>12195293
>i know if i call everyone a coping incel nobody will suspect that im actually the shut-in virgin!

What's wrong with /r9k/? I remember back in 08 that it was just a strange board.

>>12195308
>I’ve been found out: the post
I’m sorry, but it turns out, unsurprisingly, that you’re a flailing incel, coping unsuccessfully with your poverty and alcoholism.

>>12195312
it was an experiment to solve /b/ and became worse than /b/.

>>12195293
>>12195308

>ignoring these arguing faggots

MEANWHILE ITT: does anyone enjoy mulling their wine? I do it all the time with a nice red but never tried it with white. Had some street mulled in Italy once, it was ambrosia. Anyone tips or recipies?

>>12195321
I get that this level of psychology/neuroscience will go over your head, but people don't become alcoholics by drinking alone in their rooms.
They become alcoholics by trying to recreate all the good times with friends and girlfriends at parties etc they had while drinking in the past. That's how the dopamine connections get formed in the first place.
You on the other hand associate alcohol with all the experiences you missed like having girlfriends and friends and parties because you're an autistic cunt and nobody likes you. That's why these threads trigger you, and why everyone reading your posts realizes you are projecting hard.

Have a great night kid, I'm going to cook some dinner. Don't forget to put a tarp down when you blow your brains out in your mom's basement.

>>12195349
I saw how long this post is and I won’t justify it by reading it. Go fuck yourself, pal. Why don’t you take your blog post to r9k, where you and your vagrant friends should be posting?

It's amazing how al/ck/ generates so much rage and yet sip, webm, jack, and mcchicken threads are responsible for driving out almost all good content.

I've been a shitposter for years but even I don't understand what drives this level of anger.

>>12195378
most people hate self loathing.

>>12195361
>>12195349
BOTH of you are in need of help, now STFU or answer my mulled wine question.

>>12195349
> I get that this level of psychology/neuroscience will go over your head
>lol it’s dopamine bro I saw that on dude perfect
Do you want to know how I can tell you didn’t go to college?

>>12195389
Brits do it all the time though.

>>12195393
I only drink natty light, I can’t answer your question

>>12195389
Based

>>12195406
well i tell you what mate, You walk down a moonlit street in country town Piedmont with a cup of hot mulled wine and a fresh pretzel in your hand while listening to absence of city sounds and I bet you'll change your mind quickly.

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>>12195267
Not even r9k wanted them lmao

>>12195440
Holy fuck is that true? I knew we kicked their asses out but I had no idea they moved to /r9k/.
that's pretty sad.

>>12195440
/b/ sounds like a good alternative

>>12195444
It is. They'd spill out into other r9k threads so the mods banned them from that board like ck lol

what's this garbage doing here?

>>12195485
>what's this garbage doing here?
Doesn't post anything on topic or useful.

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>>12195444
Have a beer, relax and try to be nicer people ok? The vitrol is getting out of hand.

The rain finally broke so I'm going to grill some burgers and eat them with vodka and fresh raspberry lemonade. Anyone have fav methods for charcoal grill burgers?

>>12195444
Yeah. Reminds me of when based /sp/ kicked out man drama threads to /asp/. They ruined the place for the natives though.