[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 46 KB, 720x654, 1555022310493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204634 No.12204634[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why can't white people eat spicy food?

>> No.12204645
File: 216 KB, 1000x1000, 1542708288838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204645

>>12204634
fun historical fact;

Spices main use for over 1000 years has been to hide / mask the taste of spoiled meats!

White people dont need spice because we can afford meat that isnt rancid!

>> No.12204650

>>12204634
Whites are afraid that the spicyness will smænch their tumpus too much.

>> No.12204663

>>12204634
Why can’t you stop thinking about white people?

Rent fucking free.

>> No.12204683

>>12204634
>white people
haha nice one anon there's no such a thing lmao

>> No.12204685
File: 284 KB, 785x788, 1555517826107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204685

>Why can’t you stop thinking about white people?
>Rent fucking free.

>> No.12204688

>>12204634
>brown people think their food is spicy at all

>> No.12204692

kys weeb

>> No.12204695

>>12204688
Jokes on you I'm yellow not brown you filthy wh*Teoid

>> No.12204699

>>12204645
Source? Proper use of spices can still enhance foods without overwhelming them.

Europe didn't have access to spices and hot peppers as long as other places did, but that doesn't really seem to matter with younger white people anymore. A lot of them want spicy food, curry, etc. and it's mostly the older people who still think Tabasco is too spicy sometimes.

>> No.12204700

>>12204695
yellow people have spicy food. Browns cant even afford spices

>> No.12204702
File: 67 KB, 689x795, 1542252779238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204702

>>12204699
>Source?

>> No.12204705

>>12204699
peppers are native to the americas Europe got them the same time everyone else did

>> No.12204716

>>12204634
Most spices came from Asia, not Africa FYI
Niggers got into spices thousands of years after whites and Asians
Asians first, whites second, niggers last (as usual)

>> No.12204732

>>12204634
my buddy was in cop school and they were teaching him about pepper spray. They told him that the fairer your complexion the worse it affects you. So if you spray a ginger they basically have to go to the hospital cuz it could kill them but on the other side of the spectrum, natives don't feel it at all.

So I guess there's a biological reason for it.

>> No.12204737

>>12204732
Total nonsense. Red haired people have the highest sensation tolerances and thresholds

>> No.12204746

>>12204732
my commander in basic training was a ginger he was completely immune to CS gas and pepperspray

>> No.12204756
File: 2.75 MB, 854x470, 1542112506160.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204756

>>12204732

>> No.12204761

>>12204732
They tell you all kinds of fucking nonsense at police academies.

>> No.12204763

>>12204702
>just believe me bro lol

>>12204705
True, although black and Szechuan pepper were used before then.

>> No.12204768
File: 36 KB, 600x600, DW-30_FRONT_600x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204768

I'm actually totally fine with spicy food, and I'm really white. Spicy food is so good, it makes any dish better. The way your tongue vibrates is almost orgasmic. I love spicy food. Until it hits my asshole. Then I don't like spicy food. It's way hotter on the way out. I'll tell you what really sucks. When you have really horrible liquid diarrhea, and you ate a bunch of ghost pepper nachos for lunch. Whoo boy does that make me want to kill myself. It's basically like shitting rivers of lava. You think you're done, you're drenched in sweat, your legs are shaking, you stand up to wipe, but fuck no! There goes the Lava Hydro Pump out of your asshole again! Every 5 fucking minutes you have to purge red hot feces for hours. Then your asshole gets chapped from all the wiping so you have to pass lava demon shit over bloody ripped and torn asshole flesh. Got I hate spicy food.

That's why, now, I always make sure to carry a Dude Wipe in my wallet at all times.

>> No.12204774

>>12204695
Are you male? If so, sorry.

>> No.12204777

>>12204732
>A cop
>Dumb
You don't say

>> No.12204782

>>12204634
Why can't you get a job?

>> No.12204786

>>12204732
>So if you spray a ginger they basically have to go to the hospital cuz it could kill them but on the other side of the spectrum, natives don't feel it at all.

https://www.zmescience.com/science/redheads-feel-more-pain-20092017/
>So it’s not as simple as saying that redheads are more or less tolerant to pain — they just tend to feel pain differently....They’re also more resistant to spicy foods
I'm a ginger and regularly cooked with habaneros. I accidentally ate a whole fried cayenne pepper in an Indian restaurant one time and a worker came up to me and started laughing because he saw but I didn't freak out.

But if I'm out in the sun in the middle of the afternoon it's physically painful within a minute or two and I'll start getting a migraine.

>> No.12204789

>>12204650
faggot

>> No.12204795

>>12204634
You mean why can't Yankees eat spicy food.

>> No.12204816

>>12204782
Seething

>> No.12204842

>>12204634
Europe just didn't have any spices or hot peppers until they began contacting tropical and sub-tropical cultures. So just as their white skin is a recessive, inferior genetic trait quickly obliterated by stronger darker pigment genomes when interracial interbreeding occurs, they evolved an inferior and weak intolerance to spice, particularly heat from capsaicin. They're too be pitied really, as they miss out on an entire world of flavor combinations they can only dream about.

>> No.12204847

>>12204842
>They're too be pitied really
>too

>> No.12204864

>>12204786
Im pretty good with spicy food. Really hit stuff fucks with my stomach depending on what else i ate. But physically recoil at memories of sunburn

>> No.12204874

>>12204634
>rent free

>> No.12204930
File: 47 KB, 735x523, lactose intolerance map.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204930

>>12204634

pardon moi, I'm just here enjoying my ability to eat all manner of dairy products and not blow up like a Zeppelin like the subhumans

>> No.12204996
File: 551 KB, 575x721, [HorribleSubs] Houseki no Kuni - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_21.25_[2018.09.22_21.08.38].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12204996

>>12204634
Some of my white friends love spicy food but they always get explosive diarrhea after. I took them out for spicy wings once and they all walked as if they took 10 dicks in their asses the next day. I think they just have weak bowels in general.

>> No.12205008

>>12204996
Could be too much oil. Happens to me with shitty Chinese food if it's too oily. Fried wings with maybe an oily dressing on the side and just a few pieces of carrot and celery isn't really balanced. Having beer on top of it can potentially make it worse too.

>> No.12205016

>>12204634
why does OP live in 1980? Millennials eat the shit out of spicy food

>> No.12205018

>>12204737
>t. ginger

>> No.12205038
File: 104 KB, 304x434, yellow_dead_inside.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12205038

>>12205008
Alcohol just generally makes the shit really painful but I get drunk after 3 beers anyway so I'm never at that stage.

>> No.12205062

>>12204634
but I put ghost pepper flakes on pretty much everything all the time

>> No.12205071
File: 237 KB, 727x868, 1551612190203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12205071

>>12205038
I wish it took 3 beers to get me drunk

>> No.12205083
File: 256 KB, 844x1200, 2qagebjrop821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12205083

>be white
>Like vitamin deficient white
>Even the white people hate me
>Love spicy foods
>Regularly eat raw habaneros just because it tastes good
>Jalepenos are too spicy for most people in my area
>On rare occasions some places serve habanero/ghost pepper entrees for some reason
>Always hear the staff saying how people cried didn't eat the food and other such things
>Just order it and eat it with a smile
It sucks being white and liking spice. It's a shame that I can't handle even a little but of sour though as even a Granny Smith apple is too sour for me to eat.

Now hand over your spicy sauce recommendations

>> No.12205089

>>12204699
I know a guy that's 24 and can't handle anything spicier than mild jalapeno, while I'm 12 years his senior and hot habanero is my enjoyment ceiling.

>> No.12205114

>>12204634
I've been to Mexico, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore and China, looked for the spiciest things, and nothing has challenged me. Poor people don't use pepper extracts.

>> No.12205116

>>12205089
Yeah it's not a concrete rule especially when you're talking about so many people. My grandma carries around cayenne pepper because she likes everything spicy and I know a younger Hispanic girl who can't tolerate any spice at all, and I always see younger white people eating spicy food at an Indian restaurant I go to, so obviously it's not a definite thing. I was also mostly thinking of white people older than 45 or so seem to be more likely to think mild jalapenos are really spicy.

I feel like this discussion is starting to be a huge waste of time though.

>> No.12205130
File: 330 KB, 609x874, phosphophyeri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12205130

>>12205083
Lao Gan Ma is the best

>> No.12205161

>>12205038
>Seething with envy

>> No.12205174

>>12204634
Why can't anyone other than Whites drink normal cow milk?

>> No.12205184

>>12205174
>Drinking milk from non-human animals

Yikes

>> No.12205210

>>12205184
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid#Ant_mutualism
Ants do something similar with aphids.

It's pretty beneficial in a way because it lets you get food from an animal without having to kill it. Dairy cultures usually seem to be treat animals a bit better, maybe because it was in their best interest to keep their dairy animals alive and healthy.

>> No.12205224

>>12205210
Sure but it's gross. I'd rather eat its muscles.

>> No.12205239

>>12204634
Im white
I can eat spicy food
I have no way of telling if I feel more pain from it
I do have painfully hot shits after though.

>> No.12205243

>>12205224
Well maybe you just need to stop being a squeamish homo. Milk is basically liquid muscle.

>> No.12205299

why can't niggers read

>> No.12205344

>>12204768
fuck off, shill.

>> No.12205352

>>12204768
I’ve never understood this. I eat spicy food and never have hot lava shits. Ever. Feels the same as every other food spicy or not. Do you have taste buds in your ass or something?

Also please don’t flush any type of wet wipes as they don’t dissolve in water ( like toilet paper )

>> No.12205376
File: 30 KB, 800x450, 60E995E4-EB4E-4DDC-A2E5-18809BBA9E9E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12205376

>>12205243

>> No.12205419

>>12204634
white people conquered the world in search of spices,the only ones that don't like spices are baby boomer hippies that can't handle fried chicken because it's too spicy.

>> No.12205425

>be /pol/lack
>spend all my free time racebaiting on my anonymous snail racing enthusiast forum
Can you imagine anything sadder?

>> No.12205430

>>12204732
>cop school
this is where a lot of Fuddlore comes from.

>> No.12205513

>>12204645
tastelet cope

>> No.12206818
File: 51 KB, 1064x720, IMG_20190420_060844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12206818

I'm not white and I can't handle spicy food. My mom has always went out of her way to make her dishes incredibly spicy whether it be by adding various peppers or just making her own chiles. I love her food and I love spicy food, but I just can't handle it. I was at a Pho place once and I cried while eating one of the jalapeno thingies that comes with it.

Am I a disgrace to my people, am I internally whitewashed?

>> No.12206818,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12206818
Maybe you can eat other kinds spices, maybe weeaboo stuff, like wasabi?
I really like mustard, wasabi and ginger, but buffalo sauce is killing me every time I try it.