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>Hello welcome to jollibee can I take your order anon?

>> No.12210056

I would like a bucket of chicken and a Filipino mail order bride.

>> No.12210075

>>12210025
A dozen spam sliders

NOW.

>> No.12210084

I'll just have a cup of water. I'm getting thirsty from my walk to an establishment with edible food.

>> No.12210114

yeah gimme uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gimme da c2 wit mashed puhtatuhs and wunna dem peach pies.

>> No.12210127

>>12210084
If a jollibee is in the area then youve got a long ways to go

>> No.12210133

>>12210025
Yeah, give me directions to a good restaurant.

>> No.12210142

I want the bee

>> No.12210144

Why is Jollibee shilling on /ck/?

>> No.12210168

>>12210056
Why did you repeat yourself?

WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOO

>> No.12210170
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>>12210025
A restaurant in INDIANA

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>>12210056
>I would like a bucket of chicken and a Filipino mail order bride

>> No.12210296

>>12210133
>Ser, you just hab tu meyk a 360 degrees turn and den wok away!

>> No.12210297

BANANA KETCHUP

>> No.12210468

>>12210025
uh yeaah can I get a chicken 3 piece, mash potato, fries, coke and a peach pie.

>> No.12210489
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>> No.12210512

>>12210025
I'll have a 6pc chickenjoy bucket and halo halo

>> No.12210543

>>12210489
I guess the chickenjoy with a pie. Maybe the burger steak.

>> No.12210601

>>12210489
Of everything shilled on /ck/, Jolliebee looks the most disgusting to me desu. All their food looks like cheap buffet-tier versions of American food.

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>> No.12210642

>>12210489
I'll take a burger steak and Halo-Halo

>> No.12210647

>Another Jollibee thread
Slacking off on the cruise ship, Peejong?

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>>12210489
>Cheddar cheese in spaghetti

>> No.12210656

>>12210489
Jollibee is like going out to eat but suddenly the chef is your college roommate, and you think you must be in a silly dream.

"Sure jake, get me one of your finest spam between a sliced hawaiian roll."

>> No.12210677

>>12210656
Jollibee doesn't have spam the closest thing they do is pork sausage on their breakfast menu.

>> No.12210689

>>12210677
They did up until last year. Literally a slice of spam, some mayo, in a roll

Poverty food served by a big red bee

>> No.12210739

>>12210489
THIs is the first time I’ve seen a restaurant advertisement where even their best attempt at making their food appetizing still looks like shit

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>>12210025
>>12210075
>>12210084
>>12210114
>>12210127
>>12210133
>>12210142
>>12210144
>>12210168
>>12210170
>>12210201
>>12210296
>>12210297
>>12210468
>>12210489
>>12210512
>>12210543
>>12210601
>>12210613
>>12210642
>>12210647
>>12210654
>>12210656
>>12210677
>>12210689
>>12210739
reddit

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>> No.12210922
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Hair
In
Jolly
Spaghetti

>> No.12210928

>>12210913
keep shilling this coz its a really nice edit

>> No.12210951
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>>12210928

>> No.12210976

>>12210489
give me two chickenjoys, one big yum, one chicken dippers and the classic Jolly Spaghetti!

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>>12210976
Coming right up!

>> No.12211488
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>> No.12211511

>>12210025
h-how do you know my name?

>> No.12211523

>>12210489
One Aloha and one Tapa serving

>> No.12211550
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>>12211523
no problem, coming up

>> No.12211560

>>12210168
why is anything anything? yabba dabba doo

>> No.12211663

fuck the mod on this board

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>> No.12212050

>>12210489
That spaghetti looks like shit.

>> No.12212067

>>12210654
it gets worse

>> No.12212416

>>12210654
That's what happens when Americanization goes too far

>> No.12212426

>>12210489
The only thing that looks nice on that menu is the desserts. The breakfast option is just sad.

>> No.12212512

I'd like a whammy breakfast please

>> No.12213848

>>12212512
sorry not available

>> No.12213867

>>12210489
gimme the tocilog.that's garlic rice right?

>> No.12213885

>>12210489
Gimme uhhh Big Yum

>> No.12213888

>>12210201
Filipino dad advertising to his daughter's friends.

>> No.12214297

>>12210025
I want two of your women for my fat American cock

>> No.12214333

order the pinyot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2-tT9PIKw

>> No.12214343

Filipino cuisine is to Asia what British cuisine is to Europe

>> No.12214354

>>12210489
I love shit food but I wouldn't eat any of that

>> No.12215253

>>12210025
I wanted to work at one of these and they only hire asians. Something needs to be done about this.