/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is my go to for shit like that: lasagna dip.
https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a44035/lasagna-dip-recipe/
Bring this and a bunch of garlic bread.

Make one of those rolled cakes or lemon bars

>>12229358
I'll consider this
>>12229372
Two others are bringing baked goods and I'd rather not bake, I'm in college and I don't have any pans or anything conducive to baking.

Haha cat ruin food. Very cute and funny.

IRISH STEW

>>12229351
Make something putrid so you never get invited to one again.
I wouldn't trust any food at a pot luck thing.

>>12229351
Go get a pork shoulder and slow roast it with garlic, cilantro, lime, black pepper, coriander, salt, and red bell peppers/jalapenos. Do it in your oven at 225* overnight or in a crock pot. Guaranteed hit, and leftovers.

>>12229410
That cat looks pissed off and would attack anything that got near it's pizza slice.

>>12229351
don't bother
buy cookies from the store, drop em down and wait for everyone to abandon their food so you can take leftovers

One hundred hot pockets. Home made.

>>12229351
Tuna mayonnaise jello with homemade hardtack

>>12229434
1000 Hot Pockets are made every minute. Fun fact.

>>12229421
I look at it more like a home defense mechanism. Anyone trying to bring some bullshit pineapple pizza in to my place gets their sorry excuse for food ruined. Poetic feline justice

>>12229351
I would throw my cat out the fucking window if I saw this

>>12229351
>>12229690
I would be pissed, but wonder if it's sick. Cats wouldn't make a mess all over themselves for no reason. He's catbreading too like he's trying to conserve energy.

>>12229724
it'll be put down by the time it hits the floor

cheese dip. people love that shit.

>>12229351
The last four potlucks my workplace had, I brought
>dirty rice: cheap, easy, quick, tasty, reheats well
I made a double batch and through it in a disposable roasting pan to take in. People liked it, but I still had leftovers to bring home.
>chili dogs: cheddar brats and a slow cooker full of three cans of Castleberry hot dog chili, bag of cheddar and dish of minced onions.
Almost didn't get eaten, actually, I left my shit in the breakroom fridge and nobody told me when they were laying the food out. By the time my lunch break rolled around and I hit the spread, added my shit to it, half my co-workers had already ate. Had to send a group email, "Hey guys, there's thirty cheddar brats and near two pints of hot dog chili in there, none of you told me when we were kicking things off. Y'all eat some of this, if you've already had lunch grab a couple to take home. I literally don't have room in my fridge for all this." They pulled through, did some serious damage before I left. Only had to take three dogs back with maybe a half cup of hot dog chili.
>flan
The potluck theme was Mexican food, and I don't do that. I cook Americana, not ethnic cuisine. Just bought some cups of flan, and God help me, they tore that shit up. Ate it all, which was fine, because I personally ain't fond of it.
>Little Caesars thin crust Extra Most Bestest pizzas
The point where I stopped giving a shit entirely. 'Take me out to the ballpark', what kind of theme is that? Two niggers done made hot dogs, I can't make cheddar chili fries or loaded nachos because the shit's gonna sit for hours before we're free to eat it, fuck it, basement tier pizza. Eat this shit if you want it, and never bother me again. I'd bring Tombstone pizza, if I had time to bake them all before work, but I didn't.

I'm sick of my company potlucks. I'mma opt out of the next one and tell the group to go fuck themselves.

Buffalo chicken dip
Taco dip
Tamales
Pinwheels

seeing as literally every single other recommendation ITT and likely every single other dish at this potluck will be heavy and rich (or maybe a shit salad)

why don't you make some of these, fresh, light, nice contrast.
The few times i've taken them, people have loved them
Even when I make tofu ones. They're very easy to make too, and cheap.

You just buy some sheets of rice paper, soak one in hot water for like a minute, put it on a board, fill it, and roll it. You could do chicken, or shrimp, or tofu, with veges or just veges

Take a dipping sauce too.

>>12230520
Probably because they’ll be wilted and soggy by noon, retard.

>>12230522
Summer rolls actually keep quite well, because they're sealed
have you ever made them before?

There are lots of other salads that do as well, mostly with cooked vegetables, marinaded roast red pepper or a roast brocolli salad for example, although those might not go down as well

>>12230537
No they don’t.

>>12230544
have you ever made them before, with both ends sealed?

>>12229351
Gato is not amused. It can be the pineapple.

>>12229724
maybe it wanted to be pet so picked the warm spot where people would come see it

>>12230010
Stupid cats!

>>12229351
bring ice cream.
that's what i would do

>>12229351
Make a bunch of deviled eggs anon. I like adding chopped dill and lemon zest/juice to the standard yolk mixture. Pipe the mixture for presentation and garnish for various tastes.

>>12230836
homemade icream is a thing of beauty, although that's prob. not what you meant

>>12229351
>hey Morty get off my pizza!
>*takes slice and eats it
catsexuals will defend this
>potluck
>cat hair in all food
no thanks

>>12229410
Studies have shown that owning a cat is not a predictor for toxoplasmosis studies. It's spread primarily through undercooked meat and unwashed vegetables. Additionally, cats only shed the virus for the first week of incfection.
So unless you eat the turds of a feral kitten, you'll be okay. I don't think anyone does that, except for your le doggo right before it gives you "kisses."

>>12229410
Studies have shown that owning a cat is not a predictor for toxoplasmosis. It's spread primarily through undercooked meat and unwashed vegetables. Additionally, cats only shed the virus for the first week of incfection.
So unless you eat feral kitten turds, you'll be okay. I don't think anyone does that, except for your le doggo right before it gives you "kisses."

>>12230506
>I cook Americana, not ethnic cuisine.
Appalachia reporting in.

>>12230520
Gross

>>12230506
Based wrangler jeans wearing office redneck

>>12229351
everyone loves deviled eggs

>>12230520
there is a Vietnamese take out place by me and these are a really underrated item on the menu

>>12229351
Make curry and rice

Ingredients:
Red onion
Ginger
Garlic
Red bell pepper
Habanero peppers
Coconut milk
Cream
Brown sugar
Butter

Salt
Pepper
Cayenne
Red chili flakes
Fresh ground mustard, cumin, corriander, fenugreek, clove
Cinnemon
Cilantro
Basil
Turmeric
Onion powder
Ginger powder
Garlic powder

Instructions:
Butter in wok hot
Some of the spice mix in
Red onion in chopped long until colored
Minced garlic and ginger in
Coconut milk in
Rest of spices in
Peppers in
Cream in
Simmer and stir
Done

Serve with rice

>>12232925
I forgot, add sugar to taste at the end to counterplay the heat.

>>12231465
God dogs are the worst

>>12232934
Well trained, calm dogs are cool as shit, but the majority are misbehaved and their owners just treat it like it's no big deal, like parents with shit kids.
Sure, some cats will claw if you try to pet them, but I have to initiate the interaction with those types.
Meanwhile, my cousin let's his dogs out of his room so they won't bug him and they jump all over me trying to sleep on the couch.
Covered my head with the blanket to try and get them to chill, one still jumped on my stomach (big dogs), so I put my legs underneath him and bounced him off the ceiling. My head was under the blanket, so I didn't know his wife had come down until I heard her gasp. I know she tattled and he never said anything, so I guess at least he knew the dogs were a pain in the ass.

>>12232978
My girlfriends dog (she had two but one ran away and got hit by a car because of the lamdscapers opening the gate) eats out of the trash, jumps on the table, and gets on the furniture the second we leave the room. It ate dark chocolate I had on my desk by jumping from a lower platform then onto the desk. It misbehaves wheny girlfriend is around and even worse when my gfs mother is around.

The wrong dog died desu.