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>meet Tinder date and go hiking together
>she passes the fuck out when we get to my place
I spent several hours yesterday preparing a couple courses for us to eat since we'd be hungry after hiking but she's so rude that I might as well throw it all away. What the fuck.

>> No.12234632

>>12234625
Take a shit on her butt

>> No.12234635

>>12234625
your sister has a nice ass and youre a hero for pulling this stunt. absolute madman

>> No.12234637

>>12234625
*SNIFFFFFFFFFF*

>> No.12234641

Do Americans actually wear their trainers in the house?

>> No.12234642
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>>12234625
>tinder date

>> No.12234644

>>12234625

Stop taking your Tinder dates hiking tryhard.

Also cuddle up on the couch with her, what are you? A faggpt?

>> No.12234646

you 'let' her drink from your 'water' bottle, didn't you?

>> No.12234652

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED BUT YOU DO HAVE TO EAT THESE

>> No.12234656

did you sniff her brapper?

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>>12234632

>> No.12234665

Let her nap you fucking incel. She’ll fee better after and will probably be hungry. Hopefully she ditches you because you sound like a right cunt.

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>>12234652

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>>12234652

>> No.12234676

>>12234625
Also, weak bait. This image has been posted on this board before.

>> No.12234679

>>12234668
>>12234667
>>12234652
Ohh lordy, classic.

>> No.12234766

>>12234625
>Do a physically extraneous activity
>Get tired
>REEEEEEEE WHY IS SHE TIRED
I like this bait

>> No.12234816

>>12234644
Hiking is a pretty common tinder date actually. Great for fucking inthe woods

>> No.12234820

>>12234625
let the girl sleep, jesus, she obviously feels comfortable around you enough to crash at your place. Give her a break.

>> No.12234823

Why are her shoes still on OP

>> No.12234843

Jesus, it's been a long time since I took a girl out into the woods.

>> No.12234849

>>12234641
Trainers?

>> No.12234863

>>12234625
>>/ck/thread/11446507

kys