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12246564 No.12246564 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone else slip into a deep coma-like sleep after taco bell? I get a couple quesaritos, 4 soft tacos, and a large mtn dew and then end up sleeping for 12 hours or more before finally waking up in a cold sweat and then taking a weirdly excessive duration piss for a solid 1-2 minutes. I think the cheese, sour cream, and ground beef combined gives you the perfect calorie rush to land you straight into comfy unconsciousness.

>> No.12246568

>>12246564
No, but i always get violent shits.

>> No.12246570

>>12246564
>a couple quesaritos, 4 soft tacos, and a large mtn dew
i'm a fattie fuck and this sounds excessive

>> No.12246580

>>12246570
Soft tacos are nothing. If anything four is a pretty small amount. I don't even know what the upper limit on how many soft tacos you could eat is, but it has to be much higher than four.

>> No.12246771

>>12246580
I'm about 150 pounds and I could eat a solid dozen after a run or something

>> No.12246797

>>12246570
If it's all you ate in a day it would be the right amount for not getting fat as a typical adult male. Fat people are notoriously bad at assessing calories though.
>>12246568
I don't understand this meme at all. My digestive system is temperamental as fuck but taco bell never gives me trouble. I usually get stuff like OP's order though and not the bean based items, so that might be your problem. When it's just meat, cheese, and soft tortilla that's ideal low residue food with almost no indigestible fiber.

>> No.12246861

>>12246570
>>12246797
>If it's all you ate in a day it would be the right amount for not getting fat as a typical adult male.
This is correct. Problem with fatties is they never just eat once in a day, it's like breathing for them and they keep taking in calories all day without thinking about it.
https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/food-and-diet/what-should-my-daily-intake-of-calories-be/
>Within a healthy, balanced diet, a man needs around 10,500kJ (2,500kcal) a day to maintain his weight.
https://www.tacobell.com/nutrition/info
Quesarito - Beef 650 Calories
Soft Taco - Beef 180 Calories
https://www.nutritionix.com/i/harveys/mountain-dew-large-without-ice-32-oz/c6402811db87f47bdd223113
>Mountain Dew 32 oz
>460 calories
>650*2+180*4+460=2480

>> No.12246869

>>12246797
>I don't understand this meme at all.
It's bait, you big dumBy

>> No.12246871

>>12246869
Claiming to have violent diarrhea from Mexican food is bait now?

>> No.12246874

>>12246861
that's 1000 more calories than I can eat. like not "should" eat, I mean I struggle to even hit 1500 willfully

>> No.12246876

>>12246797
>I don't understand this meme at all
it comes from reddit
i know because i use both platforms to spread /pol/ cancer :)

>> No.12246881

>>12246874
So you're not fat then? Or do you eat something like 1000 calories worth but do it four or five times throughout the day?

>> No.12246885

>>12246876
What the fuck are you talking about? Mexican food and diarrhea meme is older than your great-great-grandparents.

>> No.12246903

>>12246881
I'm fat from alcohol not food

>> No.12246942

Diarrhea is a long held staple of Mexican food

>> No.12248451

>>12246903
Is that even possible?

>> No.12248570
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12248570

>>12246570
>>12246564
skeleton here, that's nothing
I'd eat 1 crunchwrap supreme, 1 quesarito, 1 quesadilla, 1 chalupa supreme, and 1 beefy 5 layer with an apple empanada in one sitting

>> No.12248581

Your intestines and your kidneys are fucked. Disease is upon you.

>> No.12248583

>>12246564
I got an order of nacho fries there, but thats "nacho" business

>> No.12248603
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12248603

>>12246568

>> No.12249256

>>12248451
alcohol is basically pure calories

>> No.12249370

i never got why Mexicans would ruin such an amazing combination with fucking RICE

>> No.12250928

If I wanted to make my own Quesarito at home, would I make a cheese quesadilla and roll the burrito in that, or would I roll a burrito into another tortilla with unmelted cheese and then grill that?

>> No.12250932

>>12246564
I get into a proper food coma after any stupidly good buffet.

>> No.12250945

>>12249370
It's cheap filler basically