/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12249205

>>12249205
i drank a half handle of wild turkey just yesterday, drank the other half the day before, and now im sipping on my expensive* stuff because the store is close

*expensive for me

half a bottle of bushmills is a regular night's drinking. have you had a whole bottle in six hours? the why is i like whiskey.

>>12249205
I've forgotten how to stop at half.

>>12249224
i usually drink a bottle of wild turkey in a sitting. my favorite bourbon i've had, even if it's cheaper than the "good shit"

>>12249224
My go to whiskey

>>12249205
>why
because i use to drink rum but im trying to expand my boundary's, i think i'll either try knob creek 120 or four roses single barrel next. Also half a 750ml is really not that much if you're a full grown male with some food in your stomach and you stretch it out over the day

I just bought four 1.75L bottles of polish vodka at my local place. They looked at me like I was crazy

Lagavulin 1999 distillers edition. I've had two bottles of it. Pretty much the only thing you can call scotch.

Any of you people distill your own alcohol?

>>12249239
you don't need to spend a lot to get a good bourbon compared to scotch which seems like $75 is the starting point for meh entry level crap.

>>12249259
they knew

Polished off 2/3rds of a bottle of lot 40 while watching war movies alone in my apartment a few weeks ago when I was semi depressed.

>>12249259
fuck them, any store that has judgy staff is not the place to spend your money

>>12249259

I make that shit every 5 days.
115L of water
30Kg Sugar
1326ml tomato paste (8.5cans)
5tsp Citric Acid
380g Yeast
1 tsp Epsom salt
2 campden tablets in water

>>12249287
what in the world is that?

>>12249290

That's how you make vodka.

>>12249290
spaghetti sauce
>>12249259
they're cringe, you're based

>>12249277
To be fair he was probably just imagining it because he's self conscious, either that or he did something else extremely autistic and they rightfully stared at him for it.

>>12249290

Makes 35 liters of vodka. For around 60 bucks.

>>12249290
Some eurotard trying to reply with something unrelated


Btw for me its famous grouse

>>12249297
why do you make 35 liters of vodka every 5 days

>>12249290

>>12249304
baked beans or tapioca pudding?

>>12249300

I don't, but I can for about 3 bucks a handle.

>>12249299

You Banjo-Americans should look to your Appalacian brothers.

>>12249205
>half
When I was an alcoholic I've gotten through several full handles in a day.
Didn't even get a hangover from it.

Even half a handle gives me pretty awful gas for several days these days, so I call it quits after a couple of drinks.

>>12249306
does it taste decent?

>>12249305

That's bakers yeast acting on an isotonic solution of sugar, tomato paste as a yeast nutrient, citric acid, epsom salt and a neutralized tap water.

>>12249320
baker? i hardly know er!

>>12249205
I once drank a fifth of fireball in one sitting while laying in bed

>>12249318

As a low wine, using SAF yeast it tastes retardedly good. It should really be double distilled to create a vanilla flavoured vodka that tastes like.. it's not even booze at that point. I made azeotropic ethanol once and it taste like a light vanilla extract.

About half a bottle of Old Crow when I had only just begun drinking. Didn't get a hangover because the night was about an even mix of shots and whiskey and soda. It's been a while, I might get a bottle again next time I'm at the store.

>>12249287
>30Kg Sugar
I can't buy that much. I'll get ants.

>>12249351

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYtaWJ6OHr4

>>12249351

It ferments in 5 days with 380grams of yeast. Then it becomes ethanol, and ethyl acetate and all the other alcohols.

>>12249205
I once drank a half a bottle in one chug because my friends told me I couldn't do it. held it down too.

>>12249270
i don't have the space or privacy needed to pull it off. but..
>be me 12yo
>find book in school library that shows how to build and distill alcohol
>show it to my dad
>mfw he's like fuk yyea lets do it
>steal moms pressure cooker, drill top, $30 worth of copper tubing from home depot into a 5 gal bucket
>were doing this on the cheap so use moms bread yeast and brown sugar
>mom catch wind of what were doing and is pissed
>make 15 gal mash in 3 five gal water jugs >week later run it, pukes like crazy so have to re run it like 7 times
>its flammable
>tfw its super smooth and tastes very nice
>give some to whisky snob neighbor, he says its one of the best liquors he's ever had
>he won't stop coming over mooching
>fearing they'll drink it all i fill a old ocean spray bottle and stash it under my sink.
>forget about it until 4 years later when were packing the house to move.
>omfg its so good and i get trashed off like 2 shots since it super xxx proof
>alcohol poising
>mom is still pissed

>>12249205
yes, and i have drank 3x that in a day, too. i'm an alchie.

>>12249287
there is no reason for anything other then sugars,yeast and water if you're making vodka, because its distilled to 190 proof in a reflux and no flavors come through

>>12249369

hehehe. Those homemade whiskey stills still produce better booze than you get from the commercial constant run stills.

Mine is a 6ft 3 inch still flowing into a jackson crossflow condenser stuffed with copper mesh.

>>12249338
i'm tempted to try it but i don't want to go blind because i'll probably do something retarded and fuck it up

>>12249382

You need yeast nutrients, dumbass. Yeast doesn't just eat sugar, it needs carbs to complete the process. here. this is how you make vodka sugar wash

http://shuggo.com/birdwatchers/calculator.htm

>>12249393

Don't distill with fruit and you'll be fine. Fruit pectin creates methanol. But you probably wouldn't be able to ferment enough fruit even to do that. Fruit pectin bad, sugar, good.

>>12249393
just toss the early stuff that come out if the still first, its that simple

>>12249405
worked just fine for me

>>12249414

I make 3 handles in 3 hours and I toss the first 150ml when the still fires up. It's not required, but it removes the high volatiles.

>>12249420

Without food and proper temperatures you stress your yeast. That creates unhappy yeast and "yeast attenuation". Yeast attenuation is yeast death. It dies before it finishes. Unhappy yeast also makes compounds that taste like shit.

>>12249391
real copper makes a difference, also does anybody know how they get rid of the methanol on a continuous still? or are the levels low enough to be safe and is that why cheap alcohol give you a hang over?

that reflux seems like overkill for what looks like a 5gal pot. does it come out a 200 proof?

Here are the flavours you get from fermentation, good and bad.

>>12249435

9 gallons actually, 36 quarts.

The entire 3 inch system is overkill, but it runs on a 2600watt burner for 1.5 hours heating and 1.5 drawing product. But using 3 inch copper DWV is how you get the jackson crossflow to drop 3Kw of vapour without it smelling up your house.

working on this right now. i'm determined to hit the halfway point before i pass out

>>12249435

I have another pipe that has copper mesh in it. I don't bother making sweet vodka anymore. I can make azeotropic booze, it's just a waste of power.

You stuff this in a 6 ft copper pipe and you can stabilize it after about 2 hours of heating. It becomes a fractionating column.

>>12249290
mustard gas

>>12249446
i live deep in apalatcha and did it out side with a pot still like a proper red neck and man we stunk up the mountain, must be nice to be able to do it in your house with no smell

>>12249205
Drank an entire bottle once and got shitfaced. Don't remember much other than trying to make my way to the bathroom and stumbling around. Roommate at the time claimed he had to help stand me up so I could piss. Later on that evening I passed out in my bed on my back and vomited everywhere; he turned me on my side so I wouldn't asphyxiate. Woke up the next evening with a terrible migraine and different set of clothes; roommate took the liberty of removing my vomit-covered shirt and pants and putting a clean set of clothes on me, he was a nice guy looking back.

>>12249244
>old smuggler 1.75L

can this legally be called scotch

>>12249259
I don't judge people I see on a regular basis. I work at a large liquor store. I like them, the people that show up often. They seem self conscious so I try to be polite. The people that shake, I pretend they have Parkinson's. I don't want to judge. Sometimes regulars are mean. They assume i'm judging them because i'm being nice to them. That's painful. Can't we just get along? The rare customer that shows up multiple times per day buying the plastic handles, I do worry about them, rightfully so. I want them to be okay, but they're not okay. I try to be nice, but they're in their own head. Please take care of yourself. I want to see you again under better circumstances. I work at a liquor store for fucks sake. I have no room to judge.

>>12249449
hows it taste wityh the knee high? i have found anything to mix 101 with that i like and have just been drinking it straight, tried pineapple juice and it smelled like wet dog and tasted like nothing.. it was quite horrible

>16 years old
>first time drinking other than sips of beer and whatever
>skinny loser kid who caught an invite to a party through a friend
>gave $30 to friend to get "a bottle of whatever"
>get a 26 of Southern Comfort
>wow it's horrible after 1 shot
>gigantic black man jock sees me with the bottle
>"Chug that"
>"Haha no thanks, I'm good man"
>"Chug that shit right now"
>"Wanna shot?"
>"No, I want you to chug that whole bottle."
>"I'm good bro!"
>"Fuck you. Chug that shit or I'll kick your ass right here right now."
>"Please man, no"
>"Chug it. Final warning."
>"Okay..."
>try to chug it
>get like 3/4 down
>"Holy fuck dude, awesome job!"
>"T-t-thanks"
>in 5 minutes I'm so fucking drunk I can't even see
>whole party is a blur of colors and sound
>end up puking in a garden shed and cooking my socks in an oven
>so drunk I'm trembling and puking at 7am
>have to work at 9am

I was so fucking drunk I didn't catch the hangover until the end of my shift

>>12249472
you should marry him. goddamn i got shit faced and none of my roomamtes help

>>12249449
>Mixing
Lol

>Mixing with dollar store crap
Lolol

>>12249205
i used to drink 3/4 of a handle over the course of a day, now whenever i drink my intestines tie themselves into knots and i feel like i haven't slept for a week but without the tired bit.

>>12249482
Careful your stubby little fingers don't drop that big boy's glass.

I can routinely drink 2/3 of a 1L bottle of vodka over the course of a night, just drinking it from a glass neat. I don't know if I'm an alcoholic or not. I probably do it once every 2-3 weeks.

>>12249259
One time to make small talk I spoke to a family that buys a case of spirytus rektyfikowany that it is perfect for making tinctures. I just wanted to make small talk. I used a bottle to make all kinds of extracts. They got quiet. I just wanted to make small talk about what you can do with it...

>>12249492
I do have stubby fingers. I have also been in many fights, am scottish/welsh ancestry, and drink my whisky/whiskey straight.

You actually homed in on something I hate to be pointed out, congrats, goodjob

>>12249493
yeah dawg I'd say you're an alcoholic

>>12249493
That's called binge drinking, anon. If that's the only drinking you do, then overall it's moderate intake. If you drink in addition to that on the other days, it's high.

whats /cl/s take on different buzzes from different types of alcohol, i've been told scientifically there is no difference but i get a totally different buzz from rum compared to whiskey, for me rum is a bright head drunk and bourbon is more of a dirty body drunk that makes my mad or sleepy, trying scotch for the first time tonight, 3 shots into a monkey shoulder and honestly im not digging scotch so much also no buzz whatsoever...wat do?

>>12249492
Can take your long gross lady hands and shove them up your ugly ass

yes, because I am thoroughly disappointed with life. I've never thrown up from whiskey though.
The two times I've thrown up form alcohol were snakebites from a 12 pack and a lot of cider I had, and one time I was going to make screwdrivers but through a long fucking sequence of inconveniences I couldn't buy the orange juice.

>>12249502
>X Alcohol makes me sleepy
>Z alcohol though, THAT one gets me WILD
Stop being retarded.

>>12249502
It's literally all the fuckin same

I always order tequila shots though because dumb bitches think it's like SUPER ALCOHOL and are more likely to take their clothes off

>>12249477
it tastes okay with peach nehi, if not weird. bourbon should really only mix with ginger ale or red bull. i mostly drink it straight unless i'm trying to get plastered. a southern mule is the best form of drinking wild turkey if you're trying to get drunk but i ran out of ginger ale earlier tonight. take all this with a grain of salt because i'm a retard alchie and i would trust me

>>12249510
you'd like that wouldn't you gay boy

>>12249536
>bourbon
>red bull

what the fuck kind of zoomer retardation is this

bourbon mixes with cola

>>12249502
I feel the same way. Wine makes me really sad and introspective, whiskey makes me feel empty and cold, with no thoughts, whereas vodka and sake make me hyper-aware of the sadness of others

>>12249536
>bourbon should really only mix with ginger ale or red bull

>>12249547
>want to get drunk
>want my body to resist the urge to pass out
fuck off boomer nigger

>>12249536

>>12249554
>not man enough to counter the downer effects of alcohol with yae own constitution

boomer, zoomer, yae bitch boy generation issirelevant.

Downed half a bottle of Jacks one time.
I jacked off until I came like 5-6 times then went into a depressive state where I cried about how pointless my life was to some strangers until I got tired and slept.

>>12249575
liar

>>12249493
don't listen to these pussies, your fine unless you're doing it every night

>>12249578
It's true though.
I'm gay so you can believe me.

>>12249517
sleepy when i have a full stomach
fighty when i drink it on an empty stomach
if you don't know what i mean then i question your age, you need to be 21 to post in this thread

>>12249605
Don't even try to damage control. You clearly said different types of alcohol, not how full your bitch boy stomach was you fucking lying faggot.

>3 shots on an empty stomach
shitfaced
>half a bottle on a full stomach
can't feel a fuckin thing

>>12249551
i only drink ultra sweet wines so i get a great buzz but killer hang over.

>>12249575
5-6 times
bullshit
i can only jackoff 4 times before i cry and fall asleep ... what are you some kind of wizard

>>12249611
your drinking inexperience is showing

>>12249622
My drinking inexperience is showing because I called out your bullshit? Interesting.

>>12249626
>not an argument

>>12249205
Jack no. Everclear yes. Was it a mistake. Yes
Why did i do it. Boredom.
Didn't drink it straight though. Shit is like rubbing alcohol. Mixed with fruit punch.

>>12249626

you made a rage post that was barely coherent reread what you said sweetie

>>12249665
do you even understand how the human body works?
>insulin spike

>>12249655
always wondered about everclear. i hate myself but i don't know if i hate myself to that point

>>12249476
you seem all right anon

>>12249476
Based and Alcoholpilled

>>12249717
It takes a lot of self hate and the need to get really drunk with very little effort. The only bad part is the hangover. It's bad. Just bad.

>>12249476
decent human being pilled

>gave up alcohol for Lent
>two shots worth of whiskey over an hour gets me drunk
Thank you Jesus.

>>12249205
Yeah, I can drink about 550mls and not feel too sick to go to work. But anything under 400ml is far better and gives no hangover provided you at minimum were drinking jameson tier.

>>12249205
I had about a 1/3rd of my go-to. McCormick's 1.75L vodka, nothing can beat it

>>12249441
I feel like I should remake this with IUPAC standards.

>>12249482
hey I have that same glass

>>12249306
ATF will shoot your dog for distilling. You could just use turbo yeast, it'll get to 20% alcohol, then if you cool it to where the water freezes (but not alcohol) you can dispose of the top ice and have some fairly strong shit without burning your house down or erecting the long dick of the law

>>12249877
checked and keked

>>12249902

>>12249492
Use a bungee chord

>>12249495
that is fucking sad, honestly

>>12249473
Cheap get the job done blended scotch. Still better than bourbon in my opinion. A low grade scotch is still better than a high quality bourbon. Facts.

>>12249987
i don't know about that anon. bourbon is the superior beverage in my experience

>>12249205
>he thinks half a bottle is something special
Come back when you're more than halfway through your second bottle and already contemplating washing it all down with beer because it's only 3pm and you're still not drunk enough. That's when you can come back to ck to brag about your debilitating alcoholism.

>>12250010
Faggot

>>12250013
If I'm such a faggot, how come I'm going to suck the shit out of your cock?

>>12249205
I've had a whole bottle more than once. I drink twice a week and that's on the larger end of normal for me, usually I'll pass out around the 18 unit mark.

>>12249205
I've had an entire bottle of whiskey several times. Along with several beers. Please don't do that. It's not at all healthy, and if you can do it, it's probably because you're an alcoholic like me.

>>12250042
Shit doesn't come out of my cock. It comes out of my ass.

Please eat my ass. I'll reciprocate.

>>12249337
>in one sitting while laying
genius

>>12249205
I can do a whole 750 if it's over like 6 or 7 hours but I generally don't because the part of my brain that says to not call my roommate a sneaky nigger shuts off.
Binge drinking is not for me. I think I'm too impulsive to handle the lack of inhibition.

>>12250130
how much is 2 4 lokos golds? 14% 23.5oz

>>12250163
There's 16 standard drinks in a 750 of whiskey
There's 11 standard drinks in 2 4Loko Golds.

>>12250102
That doesn't mean there isn't shit in your cock, and we all know how it got there.

>>12249987
No. a good scotch will beat a good bourbon any day but a cheap bourbon is always better then a cheap scotch PERIOD. you can get a very acceptable bourbon for $30 but no scotch under $50 is worth a shit

>>12249205
>half of bottle of whiskey in a day?

It's pretty easy to go through half a bottle in a few hours. People used to drink whiskey all day 100 years ago, they would just sip off a flask during work and get drunk after work.

>>12249205
That used to be pretty standard for me.

Before dieting, I was regularly having a full bottle of rum or bourbon, or up to 16 stubbies of cider every friday.

I mean, I paced each bottle over like 12 hours, so the worst I would typically get was general seediness over the next day, and that would tend to clear up by the evening.

>>12250445
what kinda rum did you drink?im still looking for one i like

>>12249205
No because I don’t have a liquor store near me for about 5 miles away from me and I don’t have the money to buy a bottle right now

>>12249205
I regularly drink a handle of caol ila whisky and then split a case of modelos with the dishwashers.

>>12250498
If you you like the taste of molasses, Coruba Jamacia rum is pretty good. Havana Club Añejo Especial is also a good one that I consistently enjoy every time I buy it.

Bacardi Carta Fuego Spiced also isn't too bad. It's a bit sweeter but doesn't taste sugary like the lighter rums.

Drank 3 quarters of a bottle of bullet bourbon. Was sick all over my floor and couldn't walk.

>>12249205
Try four hours.
It sucked. Anything over 6 hours is usually fine if I can get some water and meds before bed.

>>12250102
>begging for a rimjob
Now who's the faggot?

>>12249495
Hiding secret potion

>>12250632
only ever had bicardi 8 and el dorado 8, 12 , 15 the 12 was the sweetest, the 8 was just like th 12 only a lot less sweet and the 15 tasted like nail polish remover and had particles floating around in it makes me think it somehow went bad (still drank it..but would not recommend)

>>12249205
Why are you acting as if this is some amazing feat? Stupid underage retard.

>>12249476
Jesus that gave me flashbacks to when I worked in a liquor store... strange feels

>>12249877
Even if you remove the ice layer you'd still have 20% alcohol.

>>12249987
Buchanans and black label sre the minimum acceptable blended scotches. Red label and bushmills is swill compared to say bullet bourbon. But anything over 30 is much better than any bourbon.

>>12249205
Yes, because I used to be an alcoholic. Now I'm just a social drinker.

>>12249205
Only thing stopping me from drinking half a bottle of whiskey is having to buy it again so damn quickly. I downed half a litre bottle of Woodford that I recently got and love but I'd rather try spacing it out to make it last longer than a week

>>12249479
>Chugging nearly an entire bottle of Southern Comfort
I'm so sorry that happened, I'd have rather chugged a container of paint

>>12249205
Lightweight. I've drank a gallon of Crown Royal in one night. Half a bottle is nothing.

>>12249502
I prefer whisky over rum but drinking them gives me different feelings of drunk and hungover. Doesn't matter if its Scotch, Bourbon or Rye, the drunken state feels really off and rough and the hangovers are absolutely lethal. Rum for me feels more pleasant but can sometimes make me feel a little sick from the sweetness depending on what I'm having, hangovers aren't too bad though.

>>12249287
That's how you get ants anon.

>>12249290
It's pictures of spiderman

>>12249205
Twice or thrice
Sipped through half the bottle over time and realized I didn't really enjoy that bottle that much and I might at least get shitface with it and downed the rest on an evening

>>12249877
>erecting the long dick of the law
That line made me chuckle.

>>12249271
>seems like $75 is the starting point for meh entry level crap.
A lot are, but some cheap are pretty great

>>12251560
same

>>12249205
No, mostly because I don't like whiskey all or alcohol or even drinking all that much.

I do heckin enjoy being drunk though.

haven't had a drink since thursday lads. i'm thirsty as hell for anything alcoholic but i want to go at least 3 months without it so i stop spending big bucks on high proof liquor that doesn't even get me buzzed until a dozen shots in.

>>12251734
good for you,

>>12251808
send help

>>12249205
I had 750ml of 45% absolut vodka in one night, me on the bottom right

>>12249205
half a bottle? that's like 8 drinks. entry level wanna-be alcoholism for kids.
>>12249218
BASED

at one point I was drinking half a bottle of bookers bourbon every night, and it's strong stuff.
I was a delusional alcoholic.
Thank God I was able to quit.

>>12249205
Drank half a bottle of jim beam honey and walked
like 5 miles home from a party with the second half in hand. What a fucking wild party that was.

>>12252095
i tried jim beam honey once and it was so fucking gross.

>>12252038
That was an exceedingly expensive habit you had there.

>>12252106
Yea I probably wouldn't even be able to drink that much of it now, but it was definitely better than Tennessee honey.

>>12252038
dude why? it so expensive, knob creek 120 is literally the exact same thing and costs less then half as much. Bookers is just select barrels of knob creek

>>12249205
Three quarters of a liter bottle in something like an hour. Went to the hospital. I was a bit dumb

>>12249205
Yes, because I could

>>12249205
I’ve drank a whole bottle before

>>12249205
Delerium Tremens, Alcohol induced psychosis, wet brain. These are possible not fun side effects of being stupid.

itt:
>OH I AM SO EDGY AND COOL
>HEYYY LOOK AT ME I DRINK A LOOOOOOOT AND TAKE PICTURES OF A RANDOM WISKEY BOTTLE
>HAHAHA FINALLY I FEEL I BELONG SOMEWHERE

>>12252394
delirium tremens is abstinence from addiction, nothing to do with this, bro.

>>12249479
absolutely based black stud

>>12252457
judging by the level of edginess you're attempting indicates a serious level of self loathing not yet realized. you'll be in a thread like this soon anon and we'll forgive

>>12249205
whiz key

>>12249205
Drank half a bottle of Jack Daniel's when I first began drinking years ago. Threw up a few hours later.

>>12249205
Half is not that much. I drank half a bottle on new years eve sitting in front of my computer all night when I was 18 or 19

>>12253017
I wasn't even drunk by the end

>>12249536
>Red Bull
I take personal offence to this. Fuck you.

>>12249449
>Bourbon "Whiskey"

>>12249205
when i go camping I usually drink a 2-4 or a 26 of liquor. I get fucked up, usually fall down. once i fell in the river. Lucky I didn't crack my head or break my ankle. I usually do some shrooms when camping these days though, and drink beer.

>>12249205
No. Cause go big or go home. Not pussies don’t finish the bottle, and the bottle is a handle.

>>12249205
i could drink half a fifth in a few hours. on a heavy binge day i would have that bottle finished in less than 6 hours.

>>12249502
The only thing I've noticed is that gin makes me giddy and wine puts me to sleep.

>>12249205
Yes. Why would that make me stupid?

>>12253259
>win puts me to sleep
yep
after like one glass too
i can down almost a whole bottle of whiskey and i won't feel tired provided i don't eat anything

>>12249205

Canadian Mist back when I thought getting destroyed was a viable goal and I had a drinking partner.

>>12249205
In a day? Not always but weekly? I'm more about 1/4th bottle per night (say 6-9p) every night. So over the course of one full day, sure easy mode, if i'm not at work or otherwise occupied. Canadian club. Done. Hit the bar with a bro and i'm 8-10 shots in for the night, drink doubles and they never tab them right lol..

I feel as if I am watching my friends drinks more just trying to make sure I am not flying past them. I'm 20 and so I can't drink legally in the USA yet but when I do drink I notice I absolutely cannot pace myself. Anyone else here find themselves drinking up their fourth by the time their friends are finishing up their first? I don't drink regularly either, I drink like once every week or every other week. but i binge like a motherfucker

Yes. In a whole day? That’s only 10 shots at 1.25 oz per shot

>>12249205
Yes. Did a full bottle over a day. Last day of college, Wrote a physics exam that ended at 10:30 and had it in my bag.
>Party starts soon after
>House party going crazy
>At like 4 pm, the entire house just takes a nap
>Wakes up at 6 and gets going again.
>Do shots with 2 of my profs
>Do body shots
>Fight a guy in the back yard
>Polish off the bottle with him talking about true love and how great life is

Why does booze make deep conversation so great? So easy to delve deep into our own minds?

>>12253105
>scotchfag
go drink your ashtray juice alone, nobody likes your sudo superior garbage

>>12253767
> 1.25 oz per shot
my shot glass is 2oz and i drink 100 proof, i'm trying to get drunk not waste time

>>12253749
here's what i did when i was younger, count your drinks and when you lose track... stop drinking

>>12254094
simple and effective, i'll try to keep that in mind when i get tossed after finals this week

>>12249205
>Have you ever drunk a half of bottle of whiskey in a day?
>Half a bottle
>Half
The fuck you on about? One bottle, one serving. Catch up, mate.

>>12249205
yes. sometimes it's just one of those days.

>>12253749
I've just learned to go by feel. Really handy for steady pacing over a long period.

If I'm not feeling drunk enough after the first few hours, I speed up or double the strength of my next mixed. If head is swimming a little more than it should be at that point, I back off a bit.

>>12254052
>sudo

Fucking lol

>>12249552
holy shit the picture of my cat finally got picked up as a reaction image
bless you anon

Every work week I buy two bottles of Popov's vodka and basically drink a half a bottle on a bad day, 1/5th on a good one

>>12249476
Does your store somehow not have any niggers shopping there?

When I was an alcoholic I was able to go through an entire bottle in one sitting

what kind of terrible meme is the sinatra jack daniels I saw today?

>>12249205
For fucks sake the amount of children on this board. Back when I didn't give a fuck about moderation I'd go weeks drinking a 750ml bottle a day of bourbon.

>>12249205
The cheapest I can find, almost every day. Fiance left me, moved back in with parents. Interview today at noon, no more money for booze, so I might just clean the fuck up.

Think im about done with alcoholism bros. Im tired of it

>>12249205
Yes I did, it was the worst experience in my entire life.

>>12249205
I've day drunk a bottle of JD plenty of times, usually the holidays mixed with coke, start around 10am and done around 5pm, eat something and then sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

No hangover as I'm not a faggot

>>12255709
but how to sleep with no alcohol?

>>12249270
Get out, hillbilly.

>>12255741
2 hour walks

>>12255734
same, but I usually go 10pm-5am. whoever can finish one in a day is a monster.

>>12255752
I’ll try that, thanks

>>12255734
Never mind the hangover, you wouldn't even get drunk drinking that slowly.

>>12255741
Melatonin+benadryl for the first 3 days. Then taper the benadryl.

>>12249205
Retired professional drinker reporting in.
Half bottle a day is lightweight teir.
Back in active addiction, I was doing a fifth of Irish mist and a 12 pack or more in a day.
Can't do that very long without consequences.
Happily sober for 11 years now.
Be careful, anons. What were once comforts can quickly become nightmare level habits.

I assume I've done more, honestly. Blew a .34 once.

I drank half a bottle of Famous Grouse one night and puked 3 times.

What bottle of whiskey would y'all recommend to someone that has never had it before?

>>12249274
sounds comfy as fuck

>>12258199
you won't like it off the bat.

try mixed drinks first, then figure out the flavors you like. scotch bourbon and rye are VERY different

Yeah but I'm not a fan of cheap whiskey. I prefer cheap rum mixed with soda water and lemon juice. The most I ever drank in one night was 3/4 a bottle of 40% silver rum and 2 tallboys. Woke up, saw the damage and just thought "holy fuck I'm an alcoholic." I keep telling myself that when weed is legalized here I'll quit drinking for it but I don't know if I can stop

>>12256927

Used to grab two king cans on my way home from work, sit and drink them in my car listening to the baseball game

I used to only do it on “hard days” but at one point it became almost 5 days a week

It’s not hard stuff but slam back two king cans in quick succession and you will feel it for a little while

I’d have a smoke, eat and sleep right after and never feel a hint of hangover because it isn’t a lot, it’s just a decent amount at once after a hot day outside

>>12249337
>while laying
>cinnamon
oh god

I drink about that every day. I wish I was stupid I hoped the alcohol makes me stupid but it a only reduced my attention span and altered my anxiety to make me jump at every tittle noise.

>>12258414
Used to do something similar. Had about a 45 minute drive each way to work and when I'd get off at around 1930 I'd stop at the gas station up the road that always had the 24oz bud limeritas for 2/$2. Get two of those and a large fountain drink. Dump the drink in the parking lot and fill the cup with the limeritas. They tasted like shit but I would have them both down in about 5 minutes and then chain smoke and listen to the Braves game on the radio on the way home.

>>12258483
Based

>>12249205
If it weren't for the explosive shits and binge eating I'd

>>12249205
op i want to thank you for this thinly veiled al/ck/ thread

i guess if the subject is disguised as an alcohol discussion thread the mods don't care what happens in it

>>12259165
>my face when it gets deleted now thanks to you

>>12249252
Good choice. 4R SB is really nice.

>>12252269
Some barrels can be drastically different. Bookers is always the unicorns.

>>12258199
Crown Royal as its very smooth and not going to challenge you with aggressive flavors , avoid scotch unless you like very smoky. Knob creek or wild turkey are good bourbons and kinda sweet which make them good for a beginner

Rate my Costco purchase. $29, $37, $55, & $63 (respectively)

>>12258199
If you want to swim in familiar calm waters:

• Evan Williams Single Barrel (bourbon)

• Old Bardstown Estate Bottled (bourbon)

• Woodford Reserve Rye (rye)

• Rittenhouse Rye Bottled In Bond (rye)

• Mellow Corn Bottled In Bond (corn whiskey)

• Green Spot (single pot still irish whiskey)

• Red Breast 12 (single pot still irish whiskey)

• Monkey Shoulder (blended scotch)

• Johnnie Walker Black (blended scotch)

• Compass Box Kings Street Artist Blend (blended scotch)

• Glenmorangie 10 (single malt scotch)

• Balvenie 14 Caribbean Cask (single malt scotch)

• Glenfarclas 10 or 12 (single malt scotch)

If you want to jump head first in the the deep end:

• Stagg Jr (cask strength bourbon)

• Pikesville Rye (rye)

• Red Breast 12 Cask Strength (cask strength irish)

• Connemara 12 (peated irish whiskey)

• Aberlour A'bunadh (single malt scotch - heavily sherried)

• Lagavulin 16 (single malt scotch - heavily peated)

• Talisker 10 (single malt scotch - peated)

• Laphroaig 10 (single malt scotch - heavily peated)

• Ledaig 10 (single malt scotch - heavily peated)

>>12259476
that's a lot of info with no context and some fairly aggressive flavors for somebody that has never tried whiskey. I think a more reasonable toe in the water would be to start with the simplest, affordable and easiest to drink.
>Canadian whiskey
: Crown Royal, if you can't get past this then don't bother going further
>bourbon
:Markers Mark
>Scotch
: Johnnie Walker Black
>Rye
:Woodford Reserve Rye
and that way he's not spending +$100 on a bottle of something that could make experienced whiskey lover shutter

>>12259442
true but if you're going to just chug it knob creek 120 is close enough.

>>12259544
Those are all good recommendations. Though I'd swap the Makers for Evan Williams Single Barrel

>>12249205
Yes. Many times actually. I've drank 3 quarters of one in a night as well.
I don't do any of that anymore though.

>>12259563
i've not tried Evan Williams Single Barrel yet would you recommend it over Four Roses single barrel?

bump

>>12249205
>half a bottle
Why do Americans have such low alcohol tolerance? It's like you're Japanese or something.

No, for now I got too much stuff going on in my life. Still, I sense it close by the day.

>>12254972
>sudo

>>12260373
fugg I'm Irish decent and can kill a 750ml bottle at 40%, no hangover. I rarely push that (maybe once every two years) and sometimes exceed but feel genuine empathy for my normie friends who are throwing up after 2 double shots.

>>12260421
>and sometimes exceed but feel genuine empathy for my normie friends who are throwing up after 2 double shots.
I'd be jealous. Alcohol is so heavily taxed and expensive here, that getting absolutely wasted with just two double shots would be brilliant.

>>12260373
They're young. I go through 20~ shots most nights. Yesterday was probably the first sober day i've had in 3 years.

>>12249205
Ya I'll commonly drink half a bottle in one night over period of 4 hours

>>12260406
yeah yeah yeah its spelled pseudo... god forbid somebody uses shorthand or spells a word in a different way on 4chan

>>12260442
if alcohol wasnt taxed in finland you would all be dead

>>12260421
>>12260442
agreed, getting wasted on two shots seems nice. i'd have no qualms about buying a $250 bottle of whisky if i knew it'd last more then one night

>>12249205
was drinking half a bottle of hard liquor a day, plus 2-4 beers or ciders, and/or half to a whole bottle of wine, for 4 years. just stopped cold turkey Monday afternoon, not feeling great but not shaking, hallucinating, etc yet, so I'll probably be ok

>>12260537
>sudo-shitposting

>>12260646
>root-shitposting

>>12249205

At a good party I can polish off a 700ml bottle and if it goes through till the morning, I'll have a couple of beers as well.

Half a bottle of spirit hasn't been enough to go all night since I was like 17-18 and my friends are the same, whether they drink regularly or not.

That said, the hangover takes two-three days to 100% subside from a very rowdy night.

>>12259757
Yes for the money EWSB is a better value

>>12259454
I'd happily/easily drink any of those. You didn't really need to buy the JWdb if you splurged for the Lagavulin though, it's peaty/smoky.

>>12249205
I didn't realise this was even a crazy thing when I finished 1 litre of Woodford in an afternoon. Only problem I saw was I had to go shopping the next day and buy another

>>12260442
In a liquor store in Portugal on a trip
>Absynthe was 5 bucks
>Big bottles of JD 15 bucks
>Wine was 5-10 bucks at the most
Fucking hell, I'd be dead if I was there any longer than a week

>>12249205
yes, with an empty stomach. it fucked my digestive system for a long time.
kids, don ever try it

>>12261827
but that's what all functioning alcoholics do: drink on an empty stomach to get drunk faster and to consume less calories so you don't get (too) fat.

>>12261510
penis christ that's amazing

I usually get a 1500ml bottom shelf gin or whiskey and do half of it one day and the rest the next, been doing it for years
recently stopped for a month and got a 40 of steel reserve and felt absolutely nothing so I guess I gotta build up the tolerance even longer

Half a bottle is my default whenever I drink hard liqour.

Imagine paying 3 bucks for a 60 pounder.

>>12252289
Not gonna make it

>>12255741
Have sex

LOOKS LIKE I'M OFF THE WAGON LADS

>>12262465
fuck being on or off the wagon, just hop off and party a little bit then when you're tired get back on the wagon and ride it till you're rested

>>12249205
Yes, and more, but it wasn't anything particularly interesting. That's just a Tuesday as an alcoholic. I've had much better stories and much worse hangovers after drinking substantially less when I was in highschool and college

>>12249205
Sure. I'm not even an alcoholic or a regular drinker.

Had two days off work, mid-summer, a bottle of Jameson and Dark Souls II.

It was a really good day.

>>12249205
I'm an alcoholic, so yes.

>>12262798
i will never understand people that get hangovers when they were young. my friend and i all remember drinking so much we got sick and passed out in a church parking lot, woke up feeling great..actually better then we'd normally feel. And we were heavy drinkers, most of started at 12 or 13yo, we started to think hangovers weren't a real thing until our 20's when our livers weren't so fresh anymore

I made 22 handles of booze last weekend for 45 bucks. 30 for 15kg of sugar, 5 for yeast, 5 for tomato paste and electricity.

>>12249205
i do it a couple times a week

the grossest thing I ever drank by far was navy strength high ester rum. If you've ever wondered what "car milk" might taste like if it existed in real life, take a shot of smith and cross jamaican rum neat. I have heard that this is basically what Caroni rum tastes like, and they charge hundreds of dollars for that shit-- surely a new low for pretentious white people bullshit

Yes. I drank a bottle of Jameson and for some reason though it would be a good idea to chase with milk. I woke up the next day naked on the floor with curdled milk vomit all over my bed and had to replace my mattress.

>>12249665
I'm a different anon. You need to go back. Anybody who says different liquors make then act different are using it as an excuse for shitty or unacceptable behavior. Get ahold of your emotions before you drink, cuck
T. Actually alcoholic

>>12263072
>T. Actually alcoholic
no you're just a stupid drunk. Drink a jug of cheap wine and tell me that buzz is anywhere close to drinking straight vodka. I'm not talking about
>"oh tequila makes me cray cray"
but sugars will affect the type of buzz you get

>>12262988
milk is good with alcohol and helps coat the stomach, you just drank to much

I can polish off a 1.75liter, but I'm definitely calling out of work the next day.

I only drink Ezra Brooks

what am I doing wrong?

>>12249205
Yes in a few hours playing quarters. Ended up not eating anything that day but a bowl of Hersey kisses the host had laying out. About six hours later I was puking up dark brown/red fluid and everyone thought I was dying. So they moved me to a bathtub so I would at least like/die in there and dropped me on my head on the way. Eventually left me to go out, I woke up a few hours later and honestly didn't feel all that bad.

>>12249205
i used to drink a whole fifth after work

>>12249205
Yes. used to drink half a fifth a night for a year due to depression. Didnt want to end up like another friend so drastically cut back. Hurray whisky/whiskey!

>half a bottle of whiskey in a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyITFGlglnk

>>12249479
i am feeling disappointed in and sorry for you.

Haha, I'm the odd duck alcoholic that drinks light beer to extend my lucid time. Also supplement with extracurriculars.

>>12249205
I'm an alcoholic who needs to drink at least 375 ml of vodka a day to function, so yeah.

>>12249287
>tomato vodka

>>12263796
The tomato paste acts as a yeast nutrient

>>12263717
Get help. Seriously.

>>12263796
>bloody mary

whiskey tastes like bitter ass

>>12260510
They're not young. You're just an alcoholic with a tolerance.

>>12249205
I drank half yesterday and the rest today. Why? Cause im a reckless idiot

>>12249476
Stop anon you're gonna make me cry

>>12265922
My friends would say it's because you're a pansy who can't finish what he started without taking a break.

>>12249218
I mean, he's not wrong, and I say that as a mick.

>>12258199
I bartended for many years and I always resorted to Talisker 10. If you are not into smoky stuff, then dont. It tastes like a bonfire. But its beautiful.

>>12259454
Not bad anon

>>12249205

I'm a fat Irishman. I don't drink often but when I do you better believe it's at least a half the bottle that night. If I'm day drinking that entire bottle is gone.

>>12265935
kek, its very likely anon

>>12249205
I drink an entire bottle of whiskey in a night regularly.
Alcoholism is expensive.

>>12249476
You sound nice.

>>12249502
Red wine gets me fucking FUCKED.
Only booze that sends me into a weird horny drunk as fuck fucked.

>>12266486
might just be the sugar anon.

>>12249271
>scotch which seems like $75 is the starting point
Someone's cucking you like crazy. $40 gets me the decent stuff even with taxes.

>>12267448
You probably have bad taste,

>>12267462
i agree, not many scotchs worth a shit in that range

>>12249218
Irishman should be replaced with jew.

>>12249270
And here I was thinking you guys only lurked on /k/.

>>12249205
I once drank half a gallon of run in a day, does that count?

>>12249526
Yeah what the fuck is this tequila meme? I was super disappointed when I bought some as a freshman in college only to find its 40% like any other alcohol. It’s easier to shoot and that’s about it.

>>12249717
It’s sad if you’re alone. It can be a good cheap booze for making punch with friends however.

>>12249205
yes I am stupid enough. I'm half a fifth of whisky in and dont feel anything. and I know im gonna have a horrible hangover tomorrow. does anyone know any drugs that are actually fun