/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is that a scale that also works as a food processor?

>savage

You mean freedom degrees. Freedom you will never know.

>>12247148
melt some 50g of butter and add it to the cookies, and, if you used shortbread cookies also add some 4g of salt
>>12247165
that is a regular food processor on top of a cheap scale

>>12247187
I'm gay but you seem straight.

>>12247199
Never asked but I am actually gay.

>>12247187
oh fuck my name
anyway
blend everything, put it in a 25*32cm tray or something of roughly the same size, pat it so it's nice and snug, and put it in the oven for around 10min, or until you notice it's color is changing and the smell becomes stronger

>>12247208
Really? Are you really straight acting then?

>>12247209
while you wait for this to be done throw about 1kg of strawberries, cleaned and cut in half, in a pot over medium heat, add 50g of sugar and cover
stir it once every minute or so and cook until the berries have become soft, 5 to 10 minutes
I'd post a picture but I inadvertently took some at full size with my phone so this one goes over 4MB
please use your imagination
>>12247199
I would have posted info regarding my sexual orientation but I wasn't sure if they mattered, so I refrained

>>12247229
It doesn't matter, I'm just curious. Are you bi-curious?

>>12247229
the strawberries should look like this at the end
set aside in a bowl and let them cool to room temp
I've put the bowl in my sink with cold water to have it cool faster, as the water has a very high thermal conductivity and will absorb the heat coming from the berries and bowl much faster than air would
of course this is evident to anyone with a half decent high school education, but we have some amerifriends here so I'm writing this for their convenience
>>12247246
let us not get too sidetracked
btw my friends say I'm a lesbian, not sure if it matters

>>12247261
So you are an AGP (repressor)?

>>12247261
set the oven to 150°C (or about 325 drachms), mix about 680g cream cheese (I used about half Philadelphia and half ricotta) with 250g of sugar, the recipe calls for all granulated sugar but I used about 1/3rd cane sugar, so you should do whatever you and your boyfriend like really
>>12247272
I just have a taste in women that most people seem to find particular

>>12247312
Meaning you are attracted to the idea of yourself as a woman vs allosexual?

Yeah I figured you were straight.

>>12247312
I wonder if I fit your taste ;)

>>12247312
blend the stuff in the previous Pic with the strawberry jam and 5 eggs, the result should come out like this, a bit more pink maybe, my camera app's wb is a bit off
if you're into that, add some vanilla extract right at this point

>>12247312
Post your widdel toesy woesies :3

>>12247366
pour the pink thing in the tray and put it into the oven
leave it there for 45-50min, until the edges appear firm but the center is still slightly wobbly
>>12247318
>I figured you were straight
wow anon you're so smart

>>12247419
Wait are you a biological woman?

>>12247443
No, he wishes he was but represses that urge.

>>12247419
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020178-strawberry-cheesecake-bars
while we wait for the thing to be ready, here's a link to the recipe, with an image as well for you who can't bypass nyt's "pay" splash

>>12247568
here, now let it cool until it reaches room temp, put it in the fridge until it's firm, and finish it with the topping when it's cool
I'll be sure to post a picture and let you guys know how it is if the thread is still up by then

>>12247666
you burnt it

>>12247686
I did no such thing, this cheesecake is nicely cooked

>>12247666
the edges are overcooked, that's why you have separation. you should have used a water bath.

I don't know anything about baking but I shall eagerly watch this thread

>>12247148
I haven't made cheesecake in forever. Now I want to. Hope it turns out OP.
>>12248339
Unfortunate

>>12248333
the recipe reads "bake the cheesecake until the edges appear set and the center still appears slightly jiggly", which is exactly how mine turned out
I'll let you know how it is

>>12247261
Looks nice!
Where's the finished thing though OP?

>>12249864
>the recipe reads
it's a shitty recipe

Where's the finished cake OP?

>>12250809
please elaborate on why that is and share your own super cool cheesecake recipes so we can all become more knowledgeable

>>12247666
mix 300g heavy cream, 60g confectioner's sugar and a tiny bit of lime juice, very very tiny bit else you'll fuck it up, whip everything until it has the right fluffy consistency, spread it on top, put the berries on, and there you have it

>>12251973
it doesn't look nearly as layer-y as in the pictures
it tastes good, very fluffy, it doesn't have a cream cheese like consistency, and it's a bit too sweet for my taste
I'd remove aboutb1/5th to 1/4th of the sugar from the middle layer and 1/4th to 1/3rd from the top layer
very very nice if you like strawberries, just nice if you don't like them particularly

>>12251973
>>12252010
I always get this warm, fuzzy feeling when OP delivers
Cheers

That... looks terrible.

>>12252753
>>12252010
>>12251973

Nice samefagging you fucking retard. Change your name next time you want to jerk yourself.

Reminder that OP just tried to compliment his own post and removed it. GG.

>>12252769
The absolute state of this board

>>12252769
Hahahahahahaha I knew I gave this thread its own tab for a reason. Get fucked Santa fe

>>12252811
Makes me wonder how many of those second rate cookalong faggots are just talking to themselves in threads

>>12252769
Pathetic

>>12252769
Come the fuck on

>>12252769
HAH BREEDERS EXPOSED

Gays 1 Hetshits 0

>>12252769
the faggotry of the namefag knows no bounds

sweet dude

>>12252769
Name fag, SEEK HELP

>>12252769
Thanks for sharing

>>12252769
HAHAHAHA

>>12252769
What inspires people to samefag?

>>12251973
>>12252010
Fucking retard putting the cold whip cream on the hot cake ofc it fucking melted. Idiot attention whore.

>>12252769
You didn’t delete this thread when you really should have.

>>12252769
dumb phone poster.

>>12252769
I didn't want the thread to be deleted yet
your post also got it quite some replies, thanks for that

>>12253813
the cake had been in the fridge for about 18h at that nyt smart guy

>>12255327
>at that nyt
at that point, fuck this

>>12255324
Come on, in reality you're embarrassed as fuck. I laugh at you, and even if you can't hear it, probably cringe at how many (you)s laugh at your idiocy.

>>12253983
Dumb selfsucking retard

>>12252769
Lol I just woke up and this is still funny as fuck

>>12247187
>brb meassuring 4g of salt
what is this middleschool science class? just say a pinch

>>12253983
I appreciate the cooking thread and all but you're not allowed to insult people after trying to suck your own dick in front of everyone.

Oh lord I came back to this thread to today and it's even funnier.

>self sucking

Never change

>>12252010
the cream on top has hardened a bit staying in the fridge overnight
it's a good cheesecake really
>>12255446
>>12256316
>not allowed
baka
it wasn't a post of mine anyway, someone else used the name
if it's hard to believe for you imagine how hard it was for me
>>12256156
4g is a lot more than a pinch, a pinch is barely .5g and everyone's is different so 8 pinches might be 2g or 6g
I only wanted to be precise

>>12256968
Looks like dog shit after that mold that turns it white gets to it.

>>12257256
I'm gay and I don't appreciate you being homophobic.

>>12256968
Then why would you delete it faggo?

>cookie
>cheese
>top with fruit
>call it a cake
I hate Americans so goddamn much.

>>12257256
it tastes good, you should make one and try it, I'm sure your family and/or friends will appreciate it too since it's quite a lot for just one person
>>12257712
that the post you two responded to wasn't mine, not the one I deleted

>>12257884
You’re actually retarded. Delete yourself.

kek

>>12256968
>wasn't a post of mine anyway, someone else used the name
Since you actually are cooking something I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you aren't full of shit.
Regardless the cake doesn't look that great on an aesthetic level but neither did the first cheesecake I baked and it still tasted wonderful. I hope your's tastes great as well.
As a word of advice don't namefag next time you make a thread. Using a name just invites anons to be even more hostile than usual.

>>12259020
He’s lying. Just backpedaling now our of embarrassment. The post was deleted within seconds. It was OP.

>>12259020
preciate it
the first reply to my first cook-along was something along the lines of "maybe use a name so this thing is easier to follow", so I'll deal with the hostilities and keep up with the cook alongs
>>12260631
>that post was deleted
that one was mine, as I wrote here ( >>12255324 ) already, the post that wasn't mine is this one ( >>12253983 ), as I had written before ( >>12257884 )
I understand the general negative sentiment towards namefags but not only there's a good reason for me to use a name when I make a cook-along, you're ignoring what I wrote as well