/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Care to try that again in English?

>>12256871
you could almost say they eat them up like they're candy. . .
certainly an odd play

>>12256871
Does it bring back bad memories for you OP?

What the fuck are you talking about?
A) They're good chocolates
B) While most people like them, for good reason, there is 100% not a culture of people gorging on Lindt
You sound autistic and/or mad as fuck over nothing

>>12256871
Were your parents unsurprised when you came out?

>>12256897
I think OP used to drink daddy's jizz while daddy ate Lindt chocolate

It is something that women buy to feel fancy. It tricks them into thinking that the food is expensive because it is wrapped nicely.

>>12257879
Said the virgin.

>>12256871
>poor people's Ferrero Rocher

>>12257879
imagine being so mad at women for not wanting to have sex with you that you claim every woman purchases a well-known, delicious brand of chocolate because they were manipulated by the wrapping. Sad fuck you are

>>12257886
Said the Slut.

>>12257890
The poor people’s Raffaelo

>>12257917
Mad.

The righteous fury in this is deserved. If you’re going to be stupid at least be funny

>>12256871
Cause daddy ain't around to feed us

balls of sweetened fat... please don't eat these.

>>12257916
I'm gay so I'm not mad at women at all and my thoughts about women don't come from an incel place.That being said, they are easily tricked by "fancy" packaging. This isn't even a meme, market research has found it to be true.

>>12257922
I'm just relaxin in my navy blue slippers. You were the one that got mad at me for pointing out something that marketing companies have used to market to women since the 70s.

>>12256871
I'm not even a fan of chocolate or sweets, but if those are around, I'll have one.

>>12257937
>I'm gay

>>12257940
Seething.

>>12257937
Why would you be mad at women when you can ignore them?

>>12257961
Are you somehow personally threatened by me not liking women?

>>12256871
My mum got me a Lindt Easter egg and it's fucking tasty, you daft cunt.
When lots of people buy something, it normally means it's good, you spastic.

>>12257979
some gays don't like women and I didn't want to be interpreted as one of them because for many people that would invalidate my response about female targeting in marketing.

>>12258000
I think they are shady and dishonest, sure. I don't really like them but more than that I can just avoid them mostly so it isn't a big problem. You don't need to pretend women are noble.

Is there some stereotype associated with Lindt in anglosphere? It’s just your usual go to „good“ chocolate here in Germany.

>>12258025
No these people are cringe
Where in germany do you live?
My ancestors were german :D

>>12258008
I'm not, they're just vagina people but for a lot of people saying that women are dumb and fall prey to marketing practices makes you a misogynist.

>>12256871
They're delicious. Even better after they've been sitting in the fridge and firmed up.

>>12258035
Those people are probably not gay men. I personally am a gay male supremacist. I think we deserve to rule the world.

>>12258032
Upper Bavaria

>>12256887
Why do niggers eat liquor chocolates?

>OP talks of people eating yummy chocolates
>relates it to gulping gallons and gallons of "daddy's jizz"
yeah just outted yerself there dumdum lol (lmao too) ;)

>>12257916
I'm married and had sex before marriage so I know your premise that I can't have sex is false. But think for a moment about women's makeup and how much of the packaging is explicitly phallic. You think that isn't specifically designed to associate getting dick with makeup to females so unaware they fall head over heels for it? Name 1 product, other than Arby's roast beef designed to convince men to buy it because it looks like a wet vagina.

>>12258046
>cross
>not a crescent and star

>>12258094
I don't see Muslims running state-funded adoption agencies that claim they don't have to serve gay parents seeking to adopt.

Christians are a far more potent force against gay rights in the West.

>>12258103
The christian right is morally and ethically precisely the same as the taliban.

>>12258086
>electric razors
>leather reclining chairs
>smartcars
>sleeper sofas
>shower curtains
>Nintendo 3DS
>high end rice cookers

>>12258103
That's because, luckily, Muslims are still a minority.

>>12258032
>My ancestors were German
Jesus fucking Christ. This is pathetic on so many levels, Joe Gomez.

>>12256897
You know what they say:

Eating Lindt makes your cum sweeter, and your victims happier

I only recently tried their sea salt and caramel varieties. Good stuff, especially the sea salt one.

>>12258025
Nobody thinks it's good chocolate in burgerland other than poor people who think starbucks is fancy and hip
>>12258032
>muh heritage
kys

>>12256871
the super dark chocolate ones are good

>>12257937
lol ur gay

>>12258372
>Nobody thinks it's good chocolate in the land of Hersheys
Something tells me you‘re having me on.

>>12257937
Fuck off, pedo.

>>12258103
you're right they just chuck fags off rooftops instead

>Why do pozzed up normalfags eat these faggot shits up like daddy’s jizz?
Lindor slaps, you fucking nigger. And not everyone gorges them like autistic retards. Log off and kys.

>>12258868
>log off

How do I log off my phone, you moron?

>>12257886
>>12257916
Toastie roasties.
Lindt is way overrated btw

i can't believe lindors have prompted so many replies
i had no idea they were so controversial

because they come free with swiss chalet

Why is it so damn good, lads?

>>12257966
>Seething.
Have sex

>>12257916
Tits, feminine penis, or gtfo.

I love these

>>12260387
Tastes like shit desu lad. Candy ruins the chocolate taste and gets stuck in your teeth like cement.

>>12258372
what's considered good chocolate in burgerland?

>>12258365
how does she get out?

>>12260808
>DUDE Whiskey AND Chocolate!! nomnoomnomnom

>>12260846
The flavour of the sweets balances perfectly with the chocolate. It's on another level to all other chocolate.

>>12257886
>>12257916
actual virgins

women are garbage

>>12257890
>poor people have been touching and breathing on my ferrerro rocher

lindor is by far the best of the supermarket luxury chocolates

>>12257879

>>12258103
No child should be deprived of being raised by two parents of the opposite sex, each of which serve a specific and different role in the child's growth and upbringing. Adoption centers should also be concerned when pedophiles are overwhelmingly homosexual.

t. Atheist

>>12261370
>No child should be deprived of being raised by two parents of the opposite sex
And yet many are. Hence orphans looking to be adopted.

>>12261401
Adopted by two men living a degenerate lifestyle, one with statistically massive amounts of infidelity, domestic abuse, and pedophilia?

I can't even imagine what the first generation of gaybys reaching maturity will look like. Makes me ill.

>>12257985
No it means there where told too buy it buy marketers

>>12261415
t. Fat friendliness virgin degerate posting on an anime image board from his moms basement.

>>12261415
>I can't even imagine what the first generation of gaybys reaching maturity will look like

You don't need to imagine. You retarded white people are already turning your kids into fucking confused, brainwashed tyrannies who will probably try to kill themselves by the time they hit puberty.

>>12261415
>living a degenerate lifestyle, one with statistically massive amounts of infidelity, domestic abuse, and pedophilia
We‘re talking about gay couples, not your relationship with cartoon girls.

>>12261415
>I can't even imagine what the first generation of gaybys reaching maturity will look like
They're called Millenials, and often refer to themselves as SJWs or "feminists."

>>12261415
>the first generation
lol. White males have been emasculating themselves & making asian men look like Alpha Fucking Bulls for decades now.

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>>12261550

>Discord trannies

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>>12261415

ewwww. Why are all american white guys so beta and pathetic?

>>12261550
honestly, from that pic, it looks like white men are ahead. way ahead. I know this doesn't fit you narrative but it's true

>>12261560
>Why are all american white guys so beta and pathetic?
Were white people ever masculine? They are considered a genetic mistake... a weak & whiny race of people who are prone to self cucking. The whole race should get the Darwin award.

>>12256871
swiss here, it's about the shittiest, lowest tier chocolate we produce. they are considered "butterballs". def nothing special. I don't know why anyone would like those or go as far as considering it good chocolate.

>>12261415
>living a degenerate lifestyle, one with statistically massive amounts of infidelity, domestic abuse, and pedophilia
So, evangelical christian couples? Gays don't have those issues, retard. do

>>12261560
When were they ever masculine? A: never

>>12261575
Fuck off mountain Jew

>>12261550

You're just jealous because you gooks can only wish to be as flanboyantly gay as we are without consequence.

>>12261560
>Why are all american white guys so beta and pathetic?
low testosterone & too much soy

>>12256871
did some black guy snowball one of these in and out of your wife's pussy or something?

Discord trannies have officially pozzed this thread. Abandon ship. They lack any level of subtlety.

>>12261594
>did some black guy snowball one of these in and out of his gay lover's asshole or something?
fyp

>>12261599
I can't tell if "discord tranny" is a false flag to counter the "/pol/ bogey man" call-outs, or just genuine retardation

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>>12261603

seee... THIS is why Allah hates america.

>>12257890
>actually eating literal nutella balls

>>12261623
i thought it was because of the billions of dollars and masses of superior weaponry the US funnels into Israel

>>12261623
America, the land of the infidels & faggots.

>>12261650
>infidels & faggots
this is redundant

>>12261645
> FUCK JEWS!!! BURN THEM ALL!!!

liberal anti-semitism in america is getting trendy.

>>12261665
> I don't hate all jews, just the Zionists

That's ok. People don't hate all blacks, just all the criminals. And people don't hate all muslims, just the terrorists & their supporters.

>>12261587
you do realize swiss people aren't jewish at all right? it flourished on dead jew gold

only the gayest threads get bumped to page 1

>>12261734
>all this hateful homophobic rhetoric

It’s almost like you hate depraved sodomite pedophiles or something, bigot.

>>12261744
I'm gay myself, you false flagging retarded liberal.

>>12261744
>hateful
Do you happen to think the word "gayest" is hateful or something? YOU might be the only homophone here, loser.

>>12258051
Same reason they drink chocolate flavored liquors
The liquor and the chocolate

>>12261131
Anything that’s not Hershey’s.

>>12261632
I’ll eat your balls faggot

>>12261618
Weird how the typically a-political cooking board suddenly has a random surge of gay defenders out of nowhere.

It is almost as if mentally ill, unemployed men collecting autism bucks from the government with a political agenda have enough time and energy to coordinate on a free VoIP service in an attempt to shift the group popular thought of a leading internet counter culture...

Really makes u think...

>>12261560
>Why are all american white guys so beta and pathetic?
American men haven't been masculine since the 70's and '80s. The days of Clint Eastwood are long gone and replaced by the Tranny Kardashians.

I just an entire Lindt bar while reading this

>>12261131
Imported chocolate

>>12261263
>fererereo rocher

>>12261415
I wish conservatards like you would just fucking kill yourselves already so the intelligent beings can be in charge.

>>12261560
Conservatism and toxic masculinity. Turns people into retards like >>12261869 and Alex Jones.

Lindt truffles honestly don't taste good at all.