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Fuck off back to your sordid little grief hole with all the other mentally ill degenerates.
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>>12265634

stella artois: you should fight your wife

>>12265651
bottom shelf local 5$ vodka : you should fight yourself

>Get drunk as fuck
>listen to speeches and movies and pretend I'm the actor

just had half a bottle of red during a work lunch, feeling flirty

>>12265651
all alcohol affects you the same. your stomach doesn't care if it's beer, wine, schnapps, whiskey, vodka. it literally cannot tell the difference, you "act crazy on tequila"? that's a lie. you're just like the girls who super swear their eye colors change with their mood.

>>12265763

And then there's this twat

>>12265651
stella artois is delicious

>>12265710
based Depardieu poster

>>12265763

Yeah no shit dude it's a stereotype. You're gonna see more fighty-cunts on Jameson than Prosecco

>>12265799

In the UK it's the drink of alcohol chavs and wifebeaters, but I've heard it's quite a mid-range lager in the U.S.

>>12265648
im an al/ck/ie that gets laid on the regular
that place would just bum me out

>>12265634
On a quarter bottle of stale scotch, got 4 pints of stout waiting and two ribeyes. I am so fucking useless.

>>12265660

Been there

i was only 6 days sober and i blew it. oh well.

>>12265811
>I've heard it's quite a mid-range lager in the U.S.
same in Australia, before I went to bongistan I didn't even know it came in cans
the first time I saw them was on the floor in the tube between 2 shirtless lads who seemed to be having a good time

>>12266129

That sounds about right for England.

>>12266114
cherish those small victories and try it again when you feel ready

>>12266161
at the very least i had 1 (one) martini and started to feel it. after that it got more depressing as i drank more.

>have a spreadsheet of locally available alcohol with automatic calculation/sorting of alcohol per price
is this it
also turns out wine is the cheapest, which is suifuel cause I hate wine

>>12266165
It happens. After years of drinking it stops being fun and becomes more of a crutch. Try not drinking alone or if you do drink set a timer for 30min and after the 30mins are up, have another drink. But you really have to say fuck it and wait for the timer to go off.

fuck off, you degenerate fags.

Drinking a few cans of guinness this morning, i don't drink it for a buzz it just helps my stomach and my nerves after a heavy binge.

Drinking half a 700ml bottle of this kind of disgusting Absolut Lime I had lying around before I go to the cinema. Bringing a few cans with me.

Got a promotion, what should I drink to celebrate?

downed my bottle of wine
I'm sahking now

>>12265763
It might be placebo, but different types of alcohol do make me feel differently. Wine makes me extremely depressed. Beer makes me extremely angry. Whiskey makes me do extremely stupid shit for no reason such as stealing people's garden gnomes.

>>12267467

Stella Artois

>>12267491

It's context + placebo effect is the majority of it. Chances are you aren't going to be drinking red wine when bar hopping, when you're most likely to get in fights. There's nothing in tequila that makes you slutty, it's just the shit people drink at college parties when they're looking to hook up.

Only thing I'd buy is that some alcohol is 'lighter' than others. Vodka is going to make you feel a lot less bloated and tired than beer, no doubt.

Sober for 100 days today.

Had a seizure the day before Thanksgiving from alcohol withdrawals. Went to rehab for 6 weeks from end of Jan to March 1. We can make it bros don't kill yourselves

>>12265648
Seething

Serious question here. I work in a place with a big booze culture, it's very common to go have loads of drinks with the partners and clients. It's a part of the culture here, but I'm a big fucking lightweight and keep getting too drunk. They seem to respect you if you can drink a lot and hold it well.

So, how can I raise my tolerance without fucking myself over? Should I just start by drinking a few cans a day? I don't want to get addicted to this shit, just be able to drink a respectable amount.

>>12265763
No, it doesn‘t, retard. Both the percentage of alcohol and the ingridients besides alcohol influence the effects. Obviously it‘s exaggerated in old wive‘s tales, but the difference is absolutely there.

>>12267598
Only way to build tolerance is to just drink more. But you will probably turn into an alcoholic if you do that

Food and cooking forum
>/r9k/
>/trash/
>/reddit/

>>12266321
do you pour your guinness in a glass or do you drink from the can?

>>12267655
Drink is implied with food, you moron.

>>12267655
yeah let's all go to the thread about poop instead

>>12267598
Order a whiskey and coke (or some such) first round, then order coke the rest of the night. in those sort of situations its more important that youre present and "one of the guys" than to actually be pounding booze. or if you were a real man you could just be honest about how much you like to drink, but thats obviously not the case

>>12266289
I've found:
1) You experience a little feeling of panic at the idea of exercising moderation. You want to either have no control, or "stop drinking". This is lazy thinking; you have to accept the fact that, yes, exercising a little bit of control constantly is an effort, but learning this skill is a better solution than setting autistic 1-or-0 "rules" that you ultimately don't live up to
2) You don't have to tell yourself "I'll never get plastered again", just that you'll do it less often. It's fun to "let go", just don't do it all the time

what happened to smirnoffbro in the end? fucking hate that these threads got banned

>>12267689
what am I looking at here

>>12267702
a story of failure and redemption

>>12267716
where's the redemption looks like he has a fresh glass of alcohol

>>12267702
the true hero of al/ck/ back when we had a regular general. dude drank 3 70cl bottles of smirnoff a day, had several sober sprees but he always went back to his old ways. was a really nice lad too

>>12267726
it was a brief one

>>12267689
>fucking hate that these threads got banned
because it's not food or cooking related? fucking brainlet

>>12267735
3 bottles? that's like 4200 calories

>>12267747
they were part of this board for years. It is a dead board anyway, and we had one thread in the catalogue (well, unless someone was fucked up and made one by mistake) so the protests were a storm in a teacup

>>12267755
welcome to end of the line alcoholism. people like that have a takeaway once a week or so and drink the rest of their calories

>>12267735

did he turn into simpsponbro or were they separate?

drinking water. might have a cookie later

>>12267824
separate posters, pretty sure simpsonbro is kill

>>12267880

fuckkkkkk he looks absolutely fucked. he just stopped posting after the pix of him in hospital . Rip homer

>>12267880
holy shit the jaundice on that lad

>>12265811
>mid-range lager in the U.S.
marketed as such but it's still shit and the beer of white trash who like bud light, but tonight they took the wife to outback and decided on stella

>>12265660
this is what made me quit drinking

I might have to go to jail for passing out while walking home, I'm looking at 30 days for 'resisting arrest' by not wanting to get in the squad car.

It's gonna suck. I really cut back on drinking afterward, I'm mostly drinking beer here and there because the idea of having to spend time in jail and on probation stresses me out.

>>12267735
>was a really nice lad too
He was drinking to escape some demons. Couldn't have been that nice.

>>12267702
Smirnoff bro newfag what about squirrel bro

>>12268217
>the idea of having to spend time in jail and on probation stresses me out.
As it should. You fucked up. Get your shit together and move on.

>>12267880
dear god what the christ

>>12267655
Imagine thinking alcohol isn't a food

>>12268320
Its just that one guy who got shitfaced one night and decided to follow the trends and castrate himself for lolz. Obviously he..."it" is a bit salty about it now and so screeches on theses threads instead.

Now i don't know about you but the only REAL good beer is a solid wheat beer. Nice and cloudy and extra filling.

>>12268344
based hefeweizen drinker

>>12268346
Not only is it one of the tastiest but also one of the cheaper varieties of imported. This is a big consideration because Aussie taxes are fking insane.

>>12267880
i'm yellow dabudi dabuda

This is where it's at boys. Hazy as fuck NEIPAs.

>>12267664
Drinking Guiness from a can is an act of pure blinding insanity. It's already iffy to drink it from anything but a tap.

>>12268559
guinness is mediocre no matter where you drink it from.

>>12268567

nah

>>12265648
Faggot

Drinking my go to IPA tonight.

>>12267580
Congratulations.

>>12268624
i don't have a palate for IPAs (they all taste hoppy and soapy to me) but i work for MillerCoors and stock this in some of my stores so i see it often. is it good for an IPA-let like me?

sipping aguardente and heineken
weird combo desu

>>12268512
I fucking love juicy NE IPAs but I think Im burning out on them. Bought a Founders Centenniel the other day just to get a different hoppy taste

>>12268624
based

when will this IPA meme die?

>>12268720
never, because they're delicious and get you fucked up. you're a soy boy lite faggot.

>>12268728
>supports extra hoppiness and ethanol
>calls others soy

only faggot here is you.

>>12268760
naw dog. plenty of people love IPAs hence why you see them everywhere. Go be a contrarian beta bitch somewhere else.

>>12268728
>list the price and watch as the ipa shill cowers before you
I get 3 25 ounce 8% tallboys for $2.50. Can your Ipa beat that?

>>12268217
Silver lining bro. Wake up call you needed.

>>12268728
Pretty sure >>12268720 meant to say "NE style/hazy IPA meme". West Coast IPA's are one of the most beloved styles of beer. This hazy shit is a retarded fad that needs to go away.

What are some other single barrels I should try? I really like this one.

>>12268637
All IPAs are going to be hoppy, that's a given. But Two Hearted does a good job of balancing the hop bitterness with malt. It has notes of rose petal, grapefruit, and pine and isn't near as bitter as some IPAs. Pick up a 16oz can and try it.

>>12268808
no, but I'm also not drinking piss water lol.

>>12268869
That's light beer you stupid nigger

>>12265634
literally me

for me, it's the cosmopolitan
also i'm gay btw if that matters

>>12268918
are you uncircumcised too?

>>12269128
yes

>>12269164
faggot

>>12269167
y-you too...

>>12268918
nobody cares that you're gay. stop telling people you're gay. straight people don't randomly tell other people they're straight. you're not special, you're just gay.

>>12269269
its a meme you dip

Is it bad that I've gone, "off the rails," for the past month with my being buzzed constantly but feel fresher than ever compared to going clean?

>>12269275
its as bad as you want it to be

>>12269275
if it feels good do it cunthole. All this shit the old al/ck/ threads fucked me right up all that talk about kindling and having seizures. Just drink. When you are like smirnoffbro then we can talk.

I'm at the portion of my drunkeness where I really want to watch or listen to something but everything sucks and I can't figure out anything

>>12269310

have a wank and drink more. Reassess.

>>12269310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVeJjxlNwIM
my go to drunk movie

>>12269287
I agree with kindling, and tapering. After I tapered off I have an incredibly amount of energy and clarity of thought!

Then the weekend rolls around and it's time to fuck it all up again.

>>12265634
For me it's EARTHQUAKE the strongest cheapest malt liquor there is.

>>12265634
For me it is the divisive Islay Whisky.

Tell me what whiskey I'm going to go buy when the liquor store opens up tomorrow, anon

How quick did he go from this
>>12267735

To this?
>>12267880

>>12269417
just buy something else instead. whiskey sucks dick

Alcohol has never been my thing, but I'm a total junkie to marijuana. Once my state goes legal, my career probably is going to go down the drain. I just want to smoke constantly--it's glorious. I recently drove 4 hours to spend three days in a motel smoking and browsing 4chan, and I loved it.

>>12269466
>I recently drove 4 hours to spend three days in a motel smoking and browsing 4chan, and I loved it.

>>12269275
It's all fun and games until your liver starts hurting and you start getting spider veins.

>>12269466
it's called being a fucking loser, we get it.

>>12269466
I used to smoke erryday for years but suddenly it started making me anxious and paranoid, now i cant enjoy smoking anymore. I’m happy desu life is better without it.

>>12268918
naw i bet you prefer the "yum yum".

>>12268918
>>12269270
Is this chris?

>>12268637
I’m an IPA fiend and I really don’t like Two Hearted. I’ve only had it two or three times though and everyone else worships it, so maybe it’s just me. I’ll give it a shot again I guess.

>>12268815
Wrong opinion

>>12267655
Beer is like, the original food. More /ck related than tendies even.

>>12269843
No, that's exactly what I meant to say.

oooooooh gonna bake some wedges stick em in a bowl, have some sour cream next to it and have a guiness.

This chemical only numbs, once you get a moment apart then you realize you are at the same point as when you started.

>>12268816
>What are some other single barrels I should try?

a shotgun

I have 2 beers left. I don't even want to drink them. But I don't want to waste them. I haven't slept in 2 days. Adderall and about 45 beers. What the fuck is wrong with me

>>12269882
What's right in front of you for the immediate being, cut that shit out.

>>12265634
I start my drinking after work by going across the street to pick up a 600ml spiked arnaldo palmer. When I get home I'll take a couple shots of cheap vodka (Usually Taaka) or white rum (Usually bartns), then I'll sip a few glasses wine till bed.

If zim in the mood for it Il make a cocktail with cherry coke (flat, I dont care for carbonation with booze), white rum, sailor jerry,s, a decent unspiced dark rum, splash of lime and Bordeaux maraschino cherry juice. It's pretty strong, but you cant taste the alcohol. I originally threw the idea together because my girl really likes rum and cokes with cherry coke. I specifically use sailor Jerry's because it has a slight cherry flavor and higher abv. She named it a "rum Bordeaux. .

If I really wanna get fucked up fast I'll mix 24oz vodka, 6oz orange liqueur, 6oz sweetened lime and a can of orange juice concentrate. It ends up being like 25% ABC and smooth. She calls it a power drill because "its like a screwdriver big brother"

>>12269892
I just start cracking Bush light from my 30 rack. Except, it doesn't start after work these days.

how do i stop drinking?

>>12269901
Honestly, you have to want to stop. That's the first step.

>>12269906
well then I'm pretty well fucked

>>12269908
Same boat. I hear Naltrexone helps, because it inhibits some of the more fun parts of ethanol and you eventually learn to no really like it that much. I hear...

>>12267598
>t. Ted Chaough
what I wouldn't give to be an ad man in 1960s New York like yourself

>>12269901
I managed to cut down a lot by changing my thinking. Instead of doing it for other people, I took the attitude of, I want to stop feeling ashamed and weak. I had previously controlled it to manage relationships, to stop people being disappointed, angry, upset, etc. But that didn't work and so I'd just find ways to hide it or avoid those particular people altogether. It was only when I realised that this reason I had been using, doing it for others around me, didn't work and instead started to focus on how it made me feel about myself that I managed to cut down. Try to be proud of yourself. Personally I still drink, but only a few beers/night. Slip up and get pretty drunk every now and then. But it's much better than it used to be and I no longer feel like a hopeless, out-of-control wimp.

Basically, if you only view cutting down/stopping as something you should do to make others happy or because they've told you to, it's not enough. I heard that guy, Nick Frost, had a similar experience where one day he woke up and he had pissed the bed. He just felt so ashamed of himself and full of self-hatred that it pushed him to stop drinking. You need to have that attitude of wanting to like and respect yourself.

>>12269896
I used to do that, but my tolerance is at a point where I cannot drink cheap beer and get a buzz. I end up bloated from the carbonation and the abv is just too low. Occasionally I'll treat my self to a couple higher abv craft beers before switching to uncarbonated drinks.

I used to always drink at my old job and nobody cared because I was really fucking good at it and a couple beers or a cocktail never got messed up enough to fuck up.

I've got a way better job now so I'm more careful. Some I drink when our operations managers are off because my direct boss is ok with it. She caught me drinking on my lunch and I got worried she was gonna fire me. She just laughter and told me just got stoned and to keep a pack of mints on me.

>>12269950
Well, what if you've gone sober-ish, took care of your body, kept yourself busy, and then still had to relapse because you realize you are set in your own mind and circumstance.

Honestly, I tried mindfulness and it has had limited success, but I feel that if I don't just move half the world away and rebuild myself that I just keep falling into the same old habits. I have a job and make just enough money for me to be satisfied, but I feel like a fucking burnout and have no ambitions whatsoever anymore.

>>12269901
>>12269906
wanting to is important. It's hard to taper, but easier than cold turkey. social support is the best way, but not feasible for a lot of folks, try just reducing your usual daily dose every few days, and introduce something else that helps you endure life. Exercise is great, even weed can work

>>12269959
I dunno then. Do you really feel like you don't have the willpower to cut down/quit? It took me starting to honestly ask myself that question before I took it seriously. If you don't feel like you're strong enough to do it and stick to it then you can make that into a personal challenge. Honestly though, I am kind of in the same situation so maybe my advice isn't that useful. A few months of pretty upstanding living and then a few months of depravity.

>>12269972
I feel that I'm rotting on the vine, but don't quite know what direction to go so keep on keeping on. Other substances are involved, and everyone I associate with are also a bit on the same level, although they would support me if I told them I want to stop using my chemical blanket. Along with that, Wisconsin is a highly alcoholic state. Not a get-together is without beer.

I just feel even more confused and raw without direction, even when sober, and feel like my years will be gone before I have the chance to figure it out.
>10 years have got behind you, you don't know where to run, you've missed the starting gun

drinking is good

>got smashed 3 days in a row, took a day off, drank again
>making a suicide plan

Does it even matter if I drink again at this point?

>>12270005
No.

>>12269928
I always just drank straight through naltrexone. I just ended up stopping taking it because I would always drink right over it without any noticeable problem.

>>12269964
>even weed can work
not in this country, weed=jail

>>12266166
>wine is the cheapest
$13 dollar handle 1.75ml of plastic bottle vodka is hard to beat

>>12267676
Poop is literally ex-food.

>>12270046
Rite Aids (I think they're called Thriftys in some places still) and winces where I live (central cali) generally have handles for less than $10.

Costco's Kirkland vodka is, IMO, on par with most top shelf brands for about $13. I buy that shit, put it in an old top shelf bottle and my friends cant tell the difference. Even my uncle who only buys GG and drinks it daily cant tell.

There's a bar 75 steps from my new apartment that has $6 whiskey and Hamm's. It's over for me

>>12270109
that seems expensive for yankland

>>12270135
not for a city with the kind of bar that has chalkboards

>>12270159
too poor to afford LCD screens like the wanker bars here

>>12269991
See a doctor. Nothing else can help if you feel hopelessly out of control.

for the past five months or so I’ve been drinking 18-20 440ml cans of cider split between Friday and Saturday nights, but not touching it during the week. Is this going to cause me problems? I need to know if I should take a break before I buy this weekends crate today

>>12270425
well thats a chronic binge so i doubt your liver likes you right now. I used to do a stint with goon (4L cask) over about 3 days. I your concerned about health, then at least make sure you drink a FUCKTON of water to keep yourself in check.

>>12270046
>>12270068
cheapest vodka I can get is 52 liras (~$8.5) for 350ml 37.5%
cheapest wine I can get is 25 liras (~$4) for 750m 14%
ends up being almost half the cost per unit of alcohol

>>12270454
>water
and thiamine. costs near nothing and will legit protect you from some of the brain damage.

>>12270454
based goon drinker. also fuck you cunt i hate you

>>12270425
no dude you are fine. Your liver is resilient as fuck do not listen to these people who say you will die from infrequent "binges" of 10 ciders daily... cider is FUCK ALL.

>>12270454
I mean I drink about 7 -8 pints of water a day.
I’m kind of fat so it takes me that much to get drunk. I don’t know what to do with my Friday and Saturday nights now though haha, thank you though anon

>>12270462
Dan, wine is ok in price, but vodka is fucking expensive.

Out of curiosity are you turkish, Syrian, Lebanese? Or do Italians still use the term Lira? I'm just curious because I collect old Lira, especial from pre-republican italy.

>>12270467
I ordered in 2 minutes thiamine because you freaked me out. I drink plenty of water though.

>>12270501
>thiamine
every alcoholic should be on it. it's one of the things considered essential if you're put in hosp detox, and i don't know why it's so infrequently advised that alcoholics NEED the stuff. i take 300mg/day even though i kicked the sauce 15 months ago - deficiency can persist even once abstaining.

>>12270523
Any other tips in terms of anything I can get over the counter?

>>12270483
I'm turkish, anon
also that sounds pretty cool, got any pics?

>>12270467
well if wer're talking supps then yeah a Bvit does wonders before bed. yeah your piss will smell awful but its worth it. would advise against those "cure" supps like berrocas though. tried it for awhile but the excess zinc was giving me neuropathy.

>>12270501
Dunno where you live but most chemist and some major markets have a "B" or mega "B" (focus on the B) for pretty cheap. B6 is always good if you like dreaming. just dont do something dumb and down more than the recommended amount.

>>12266114
Stay away from AA meetings bro

>>12270527
Just an A-Z with minerals, b1, b12 (due specifically to booze causing stomach damage) and lots of thiamine rich foods like nuts and bacon, those are what I use. Bananas help with hydration too. Oh and make sure you FORCE yourself to eat at least one thing daily. After a week without food you forget how soothing it is to eat. Legit feels nicer than Valium getting food inside you.

>>12270567
Bacon, eggs and small tin of beans all mixed in one bowl. Absolutely great until the bloodpressure spike makes you think your head will explode

>>12269546
>life is better without it
What about music?

>>12265763
>alcohol concentration doesnt matter
>sugar doesnt matter

>manage to stop after years of trying
>shame and humiliation devastate 24/7
>nothing to take the edge off the incalculable embarrassment and regret
>diagnosed with PTSD
>meds do NOTHING to help
>relapse - drink heavily to make it bearable
>WDs become the new unbearable
>hell everywhere i turn, legit contemplate actual suicide
So, as of two days ago I decided to become an opiate addict. No more stress, no more alcohol. This simple solution has comprehensively solved all of my problems and I'll hear nothing to the contrary. Flawless win.
p.s. please fucking kill me, thx. even if i live a year, it'll be absolute hell no matter what. why the fuck should i persevere if all i do is suffer?

Type 1 diabetic here who is also an alcoholic.

For the first time in 5 years I had a complete blood work done.

At this stage I'm 38 and was diagnosed at 23.

My sugar control was 7.6 for the past 3 months, when it should be between 6 - 7 so absolutely fine.

My kidneys fine

My liver has a slight inflammation which is understandable

So after drinking 12 beers a night for the past decade and having a chronic 'disease' I am kind of fine

/sips beer

I was shitting bricks getting the blood work done lol

Warsteiner was 2 for 1 at my local shop, so I figured I'd get smashed on that tonight.

>>12265805
Came to post this

THIS IS THE BEST BEER IN THE WORLD
JOHNNY WALKER BLUE LABEL IS THE BEST SCOTCH
WELL DONE STEAK IS BEST
HAMBURGERS TASTE THE BEST WELL DONE
THE BEST CANDY IS BLACK LICORICE
THE BEST SNACK IS CELERY
THE BEST DRINK IS WATER
YOU FAGGOTS CANNOT COMPETE WITH MY GOD TIER TASTE
FUCK YOU

>>12271627
Based as fuck

>>12270998
Fucking kill yourself for having diabeetus

Just bought pic 8x8.4% 500’s. Posting this response then continuing to run through a shopping centre panicking. Haven’t been drunk for over a year, and I’m about to relapse. A loved one has just been diagnosed as extremely ill.

This bender will kill me. Legit terrified.

3 mins run from here to my lounge.
And then... it begins.

>>12269940

I work for an investment firm in London. Between the whiskey and cigars this job is killing me. I've decided to drink half a bottle of wine a night, it won't kill me but will at least bring up my tolerance.

>>12265634
They won't serve me liquor at the bar because I turn into an asshole, at least before they serve it to me I can mask that I am an asshole.

>>12265763
wrong now kys

>>12271857
i turn into a horny mess and flirt with the bartender and end up tipping more than i should.

>>12269269

Oh, and I'm gay too by the way, not sure if that matters?

>>12265689
Me too, I haven't drank much in the past month and it's been pretty nice

>>12265763
>drink beer all night no hangover
>drink beer all night and have a shot, hangover

It's just a placebo dude!

Hey /ck/ about six years ago when I was 19 or so I got alcohol poisoning on a camping trip with friends and never did anything about it. Ever since then my body rejects alcohol outright, I'll even throw up after a beer. Potentially half a beer if it's strong. It's not that I'm grossed out, it's that there's a huge pain in my stomach when I do it. I don't think I have ulcers after six years especially since I eat whatever I want and don't have stomach issues from that. Why is my body doing what it's doing and how do I stop it? I miss drinking with my friends, I'm 24 and I haven't been seriously drunk in so long.

>>12272398
consider yourself lucky tbqh.
you know, you can ram booze up your asshole and get drunk that way. or you can vape using a plastic bottle and a bicycle pump...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LO_uew-F9M

>>12265634
Alcohol makes me soo happy, there's nothing like it. Maybe I have hypomania at this point idk.

>>12268816
Elijah Craig if you can find it

>>12269833
It's sweet and has a thick texture while not being too bitter.

>>12272398

I had pretty bad alcohol poisoning but I could still begin to drink again after 2 weeks. 5 years is crazy, maybe there is some psychological effect where if you think it's alcohol you're responding by being sick? Test out a non-alcoholic beer and a very low % beer.

>>12268217
the fuck? damn dude, i used to pass out on the street, in hedges, on the beach, on my own driveway, i woke up on a milk float once. the max punishment i've ever received was to be put in the 'drunk tank' for the night. even after like the 50th time, they just let you go the next morning.

What's this shit still doing here?

>>12272627

We're havin' a party

>>12265763
This is correct.

>>12265763
s o i b o i s btfo. only difference is how it makes your stomach feel and how gassy it makes you.

>>12270998
Don't think of that as an approval to keep being a retard, your liver's just gonna get worse if it's already got signs of strain. There are at least some dietary things you can do to protect it or reduce inflammation - drink lots of coffee, get a few servings of green veggies like broccoli in, take turmeric or garlic. Most of all, stop drinking every night. Go to a movie or something so you can have a gap day for your shit to heal. Seriously man it's dangerous stuff, I know life sucks but it will suck infinitely more if your gut and ankles are swelling and you forget what you were doing 90 seconds ago and you start wasting away.

>>12265634
>>12265689
>>12265710
>>12265789
>>12267689
>>12270005
>>12270998

>>12271666

Retard

>>12271731
What happened lad? Don't an hero on fucking K of all things

>>12271731
What kind of weak-willed fuck has to relapse because someone in their life might die. Death is the only certainty you will deal with in life. Deal with the emotions, raw and naked. It's part of being human. Would that person want you to throw your life away because of their illness? The answer is no.

>>12268344
Anyone know where to get the grapefruit version of this. Had it at Disney last year and it was the tits.

>>12270005
Why are you making a suicide plan? Can you not afford more liquor?

Seek counsel though. Alcohol is damaging to the body and expensive. Give your body a day to heal before drinking another bottle of liquor.

>>12271627
Johnny walker, blue label, second harvest

oh yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

>>12267598

No one cares how much you can drink.

I work in a very male dominated industry and drinks on a Friday are a big thing,

I just drink mid strength bottles, someone might mention it the first time but you just tell them you’re working early the next day and they understand.

>>12265648
faggot cunt drink my beer piss

good to see the aussies are up now hahahah

SCARNON CUNTS!!!!!!!!! currently 0740 and i am on my 3rd IPA

Bought this to mix with some cream soda. Guy at local liquor store recommended but it’s got mixed reviews. Oh well I’m just mixing it.

how is this thread still up

>>12273479
enjoy it while it lasts you fucking jackposting faggot

>>12273479
because your mom snorts cock

>>12273684
she isn't in an asian country you dolt

weak minded faggots

>>12273167
disgusting hambone

>>12265634
>been buying a handle of whiskey 2 times a week
>normally a different cashier there
>the past 2 times has been the same guy
>walk past liquor store and see him again
>go to another liquour store so he doesn't think I have a problem
What do? There's only 2 liquour stores within close proximity to me and the other one doesn't have what I usually buy.

>>12267580
Did basically the same thing but tapered off before I went so no seizures. Day 99 for me. Still doing IOP tho and planning on another 3 months of OP. Figure I'm only doing this once so why not inpatient, PHP, IOP and OP?

>>12267598
Eat a proper meal before you start with the spirits, helps a lot

Are these threads allowed now? Haven't posted here in a year because jannies were removing them.

>tfw switched from booze to coffee
at least it makes me feel productive and the withdrawal won't kill me

Fuck off back to >>>/trash/ you absolute degenerates.

>>12275502
Who hurt you?

>>12275502
>Fuck off back to >>>/trash/ you absolute degenerates.

>>12273851
I don't know why people like you care about a cashier seeing you buy booze a lot. I go to the same gas station to buy beer sometimes everyday. They literally don't care because they are fucking cashiers. They are not in a position to judge anyone.

>>12275535
They're probably alcoholics themselves because they're cashiers, lets be real here.

>>12272860
Fuck you faggot

>>12275535
eh, the guy I normally bought booze from noticed one time that I didn't buy beer with my groceries and he kept saying "Food for you drinking is not good for you etc." Fucking embarrassing

dang when did they start letting al/ck/ threads exist again?

>>12265660
that's a bad trip on shrooms not booze breh

>>12275925
>tfw they have a muslim working at my liquor store

>>12265651
crispy stellas

>227 posts

Are we allowed to have al/ck/ threads again?

>>12265651
what does rum say?

>>12275925
>"Food for you drinking is not good for you
What?

>>12273851
Just go to the same shop?
I worked in a liquor store for 3 years and there were some regulars who evidently had problems, but I only ever cared if they were too drunk to serve.
If you're friendly it's actually nice to see regulars

>>12276186
I assume it's a foreigner trying to say "It's good that you are only buying food this time, drinking is not good for you"

>>12267755
your body doesn’t absorb alcohol calories noob

>>12276198
Yeah
>>12276186

>>12265660
My McCormick is only $10 for 1.75L. Knocking back a few bad boys rn

>>12267598
If no ince is around when it's ordered, ask for extra ice too

>>12270976
Persevere because you're worth your own time, anon. Even if you have no one else in your life, do the things that make yourself proud. Are you proud of escaping reality?

>>12270005
don't kill yourself