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go back to certain fast food restaurants because you know there are hot girls working hot grills there and you want to keep running into them until they remember your name so you can casually ask for a selfie together when it's quiet then when you get home you give her the perfect personality in your head and the daydream/pretend she's your girlfriend in a normal relationship where you take selfies together and stuff but you don't actually have to interact with the real human girl your girlfriend is based off of for more than 5 mins at a time and she'll always be courteous and nice to you for those few mins because of customer service reasons plus you can have as many semi-imaginary girlfriends as you like and feel like how Christian Bale looked in American Psycho?

>> No.12312274
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>>12312267
if you do, what is your fast food restaurant of choice for this? I think for me the taste affects my mood a lots, so at tastier places the girls will seem more beautiful if that makes sense...

>> No.12312275

>>12312267
>beautiful

also, jesus man

>> No.12312287

>>12312267
How to attain Jollibee gf???

>> No.12312289
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>>12312274
therefore my choice will always be Jollibee's until a Korean fried chicken chain turns up because goddamn I love Korean fried chicken and Korean chicken wings with that savour sweet and spicy sauce. I can't even imagine how good the cashier girls would look while my brain is consumed by fried chicken smell and gochujjang fumes

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>>12312287
I detailed my method in the OP. but obviously if there are better alternatives I am open to reading suggestions

>> No.12312315

>>12312267
I think you should do like your tranny friend shuaiby and 40% yourself. youre as welcome here as you are in your parents home >>>/r9k/

>> No.12312339

>>12312267
>go back to certain fast food restaurants because you know there are hot girls working
Yes.

>The rest of your blog
Nope, I understand they are working there. If I get better treatment then the customers who are in line behind me I assume it's because they recognize me and know me to be a polite and grateful customer......who just happens to enjoy eyeing their bodies.

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>>12312339
yeah I understand that feeli ng too. sometimes I see a real beauty but because they not the selfie type of beauty I just try really hard to burn her face into my mind and remember it for the pretend section where I think of an appropriate personality for her.

which fast food restaurants do you find your hot girls? and does the food affect how hot they look to you too?

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>>12312275
>jesus man
the Philippines are very Catholic, so for my Jollibee girlfriend I like to imagine no contraception for xxx scenarios and a quiet rural settling down with loads of kids and a very friendly local Catholic church scenario for when I'm just feeling lonely

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>>12312385
she would use her Jollibee expertise to make great friend chicken for the potlucks and we'd have so many friends from church and be on good terms with our neighbors and she'll hum the Jollibee jingle on lazy Saturday afternoons in Autumn when the sun is setting earlier and the warm gold of her skin matches the warm gold of the sun

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>>12312374
Last year it was 2 hotties at the McDs a few blocks from me. This year....no hotties yet.

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>>12312405
good luck anon!

I recommend Jollibee's and Taco Bell, but I think I will try out places that do The Impossible burger because that generally attracts vegans and vegetarians to work there and they always that that anorexic but hot look you'd want for delicate goth girlfriend scenarios

>> No.12312466

I do this sometimes. It sucks because I'm a fairly attractive guy, I can tell women get a bit flustered sometimes. I split up with my wife of 6 years a little while ago, and now I have literally no clue how to pursue a woman. This is basically my strategy, hoping the women wont be too intimidated by me to ask me out.

It's never gonna work.

>> No.12312534

>>12312423
No Jollibee's in my state and the closest Taco Bell shut down. Which is fine because I never hit on gals waiting on me. I only wish....that I'd have run into one of them on their day off, like I did with the Land Whale working at the gas station I goto every day. I just wanted to see what they looked like wearing shorts.
However, it's not just the employees who can be eye candy. Due to road construction I had to take a detour while running errands so I stopped off at a different McDs to pick up dinner. I got it to go as usual (I like to dip my fries in Sriracha sauce and drink a cold beer while doing so). Got my order, turned to leave and saw a gaggle (is gaggle the proper term? Is the a definitive answer on this?) of 4 Thots, dressed in tight, slinky dresses, with one dude in a tux and and older woman (one of the Thots mothers I assume) taking pictures of the couple. I managed to make it to the door in time to hold it open for the fifth Thot to arrive (in a dress so tight I could tell she has a 'innie'). My first thought was 'Must be Prom season.", second thought was 'Who the FUCK takes their prom dates to McDs?'

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>>12312300
>>12312289
>>12312274
>>12312267
as a filipino it's no surprise that i frequent jollibee, and I can tell you that she's the ugliest of the bunch. there are cuter cashiers out there

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>>12312728
Filipinas are very hit or miss unless they're hapas. Korean or Vietnamese Americans is where it's at.

>> No.12312739

Honestly, if my waitress is hot, I tend to fuck her in the walk in or the bathrooms. You would be surprised by how many are up for it if you are a 20 something, reasonable fit guy.

>> No.12312753

>>12312267
>>12312274
>because of /ck/ watch anthony bourdain episode on philippines because it said he'd visit jollibee
>he actually orders the fucking spaghetti dish
It's by far the most disgusting looking dish on the menu. WHY WOULD ANYONE ORDER THAT? Literally looks like it came out of a can, and it probably did.

>> No.12312816

>>12312267
I avoid eating in restaurants in case of a hot girl sees me eat. I don't like anyone seeing me eating.

>> No.12312970

tfw no gf

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>>12312737
>tfw no national Viet/Korean fast food chain

>> No.12314597

>>12313346
There is Lotteria

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>>12314597
Lotteria shrimp burger is to DIE for but
>Taking its name from its parent company, Lotte Corporation, it currently has franchises in Japan, South Korea, Indonesia, Vietnam, Cambodia and Myanmar.
WESTERN FATOID COUNTRIES WHEN?

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thank you for making this thread anon-kun

>> No.12314646

>>12312267
If you ever visit the Philippines, you will probably be involuntarily redpilled. The creature in your picture is not really human the way you think of it. She is a maximization function, programmed to extract maximum wealth, in a zero-sum manner, from any targets possible. The reason she’s at Jollibee is because that’s the best primary strategy for her at this exact instant and the reason she’s taking those photos is because that’s her best secondary strategy at this exact instant.

This bitch is ready to operate at levels you don’t really even comprehend. If you look at this and see any innocence whatsoever I honestly feel bad about what is coming for you.

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>>12314629
You're welcome.

- OP