/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12314673
cheese fries although I'd pick curly cheese fires if there was the option

>>12314673
shoestring or curly

crinkle and steak

>>12314673
tots n smilies

>>12314673
Never had pomme souffles what are they like? they look like Madeleines

>>12314673
easily garlic

>>12314673
garlic
belgian
tots
cheese
steak
*power gap*
crinkle cut

steak ofcourse.

DATA MINING THREAD

Sweet potato, shoestring

clams
oysters
shrimp
zuccini
oakra
etc, etc, etc...
I've never tried fried pickle slices but I hear those are pretty good.

WAFFLE YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Smiley is best when you've had a bad day and need some comfy food to cheer you up

>>12314673
Easy.

>>12314781
Based for dipping

The "Potato Tornado" is actually kinda based, I've only had it once but it's a good snack food. It's like a bag of chips on a stick.

Triple cooked. Par boil the fry and dry it out in a freezer. Fry at a low temperature and freeze again. Finish off at a high temperature.

>>12314673
best fries coming through

>>12314897
That looks like some slop that indians or pakis came up with and you're stupid enough to purchase. Good luck, sucker.

>>12314673
>potato tornado
>a retard with down syndrome uncontrollably spinning

>>12315548
i think turks came up with that, but yes, basically

>>12314897
why even eat fries if you cover them in shit so they're soggy?
just eat boiled potatoes at that point

>>12314673
Aren't the smileys actually made out of mashed potatoes?

Also, no board walk fries?

for me it thrice cooked 'tatos

>>12315548
>>12315577
Turks in the Netherlands. it's name translates as "Hairdresser", as it was first made for a Hairdressers lunch.

>>12315619
it actually translates to hairdresser's salon. and no one cares about this slob

>>12314673
No chilli cheese with bacon. Do you even OP? Also is poutine a french fry?

Waffle fries, Belgian fries, tater tots, standard cut, potato wedges.

Or some cases, potato tornado if you are gonna going to the carnival or a street food convention

>poutine

>>12314673
Curly
Waffle
Standard
Potato Wedges
Cheese/ChiliCheese

For me, it's jojos. The best way to prepare potato wedges!

>>12314673
Waffle>curly>the rest

For nostalgic reasons, probably the bottom left one for me. Pops used to make a thin version of those for us when we were kids. Very easy to make and they were dank as bruv.

>>12314673
STEAK FRIES

Tatertots > sweet potato > steak

>>12314673
steak > waffle > standard > tots > the rest
Taking a fry and putting something on top doesn't make it a different type of fry. "Poutine" isn't a fry.
The only difference between cuts is the texture, which is based on how that shape reacts to frying.

>>12314673
>Belgian
Foert ouais!

>>12314673
Fish fry

The waffle fries were put in the #1 spot for a reason.

steak, potato wedges are pretty good, would be nr1 but most places that offer them taste dry as shit.

>>12314673
Standard cut cheese fries.
Crinkle-cut cheese fries a close second

curly, standard, or chili cheese for me.

>>12314673
ciangigger datamining thread do not reply

>>12314673
crinkled-cut and pomme soufflee

What's the deal with french fries anyway? What exactly does it mean to "do with french fries"?" You know, the way I like to talk about it. That's what I like. You know when I say a thing is "French fries??" because it sounds silly. That's where a little part of me always misses it when people use it in that way to explain something else and it's a little bit off or it's hard to understand what it says and some people just don't like those kinds of metaphors because you want to get into the heart of something and make it special or what not. But this is fun to do. Just do it. Do what I like. I like you to do it now. I think it's so cool and when I start I try and get me some french fries and then I'm like, wow, I don't know about you this is so cool but I don't need more and some of the french fries just go on top of everything. You can use whatever you want, what you want.

Whole small potatoes roasted in duckfat or goosefat for me.

>>12314673
I don't see potato ole's on that list

>>12314687
This except waffle fries are also good

Steak > Waffle > Standard = Belgian = Chips > Wedges > Curly > Cheese = Garlic = Chili Cheese > Tornado > Smiley > Pommes > Cottage > Sweet >>>>> Powergap >>>> Tots > Shoestring >>>>> Powergap >>>>> Actual Literal Shit > Crinklecut

This list is the list of objectivity.

>>12319202
Except those aren't fries, those are potatoes, dumb fuck

>>12314897
I had a gallbladder attack and now have to eat low fat until I kill myself or I die miserable.

This picture makes me want to dip a bullet in gravy and eat it.

>>12314673
Belgian

>So many people agreeing with #1
Have I just been always given shitty waffle fries every time? I've never had any that I liked.

>>12319454
they removed your gallbladder?

Anyone who doesn't say Curly is wrong and a fucking faggot.

>>12315697
this

>>12314673
Any fries that are not hand-cut belong in a kid's menu.

>>12315641
>no one cares about this slob
>t. never been to Rotterdam

>>12314673
I honestly cannot decide
They are all so good

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

This is the wrong question. The right question is want some fries? And the answer is yes.

>>12314673
man i really love these charts. i wonder how many these there are.

>>12319643
here's a few that i found.

>>12319648

>>12319649

>>12319653

>>12319657
this is in different style but still from the same website.

>>12319648
Why the fuck is the Khachapuri recipe so wrong?

>>12319648
>Flammkuchen
>Cheese

>>12319662
what is it supposed to be?

>>12314673
The top 3 for me in no particular order are standard, curly, and tots.

>>12314673
>Tater Tots that high
>Potato Tornado that low
>Waffleshit over Frites
This is a terrible list.

>>12319767
For starters, the dough absolutely MUST come from a sort of buttermilk starter, and sure as fuck uses little to no butter. For the cheese filling you need georgian imereti cheese, or failing that - suluguni. Basically blend a creamy salty cheese with something melty. Fuck, I want some khachapuri now

>>12314673
cottage fries

>>12314673
patatas bravas master race

>>12314673
chili cheese fries. It's been over a year now since i've had some and I want some bad.

>>12314673
fry expert here:
4 > 1 > 2 > 7 > 11 > 14 > everything else > 18 > 9

>>12314692
>likes soggy ass fries

>>12314673
Chik Fil A's waffle fries are my favorite of all time, but I haven't had a good waffle fry outside of that.
Curly are overrated, never had a great one, they're just interesting to eat.
Steak fries are consistently great but I get them maybe once a year.

>>12319049
Carne asada fries and the weather are the only two good things about California.

>>12314673
As long as it's crispy enough such that it doesn't feel like you're eating raw potato, you're fine. Can't fucking stand Steak Fries or Wedges that only look fully cooked.

>>12314687
based

>>12314673

4, 5, 6, and 7 are all excellent choices.

1 can be good if seasoned or something, but usually just a stupid gimmick.

2, 3, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, and 18 are fucking retarded/triggering

9 and 14 I can understand but not really my cup of tea.

Hash browns lots of ketchup

>>12314673
Corn Fry

>>12326814
>not sour cream
ISHYGDDT

>>12314897
mijn neger

>waffle
>curly (though only because "seasoned" isn't an option)
>garlic
>cheese
>wedges
>standard cut
Pretty much the only ones that matter. Everything else could disappear and no one would care. Tater tot children maybe, but just eat hash browns.

Max surface area to mass
So curly and waffle. Maybe tornado being fried hasselback

>>12314685
fpbp

>>12314673
1 is really good if it has good seasoning.
8 is good if it's fried properly (and with some flavorful oil or something, if done properly it is a godlike fry)
6 is a good choice.

>>12314673
disco fries and poutine don't count as french fries but tater tots are on the list at #3... opinion discarded.

>>12314673
Smiley, what does this say about my personality?

>>12314673
Out of that list, #4.
There's a reason it's the classic.

>>12322297
The best waffle fries are from Mr. Hero

>>12314673
I do not fuxking care I am drunk and I will shove any fry into my foodhole

>>12314673
Chips are superior to all of your trashy ass burger "fries".

>>12314699
Excellent taste.