/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12326796
You should be thanking her you neckbeard ingrate

>>12326796
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>12326796
Only if you shoot me first

>>12326819
BASTE and REDPEPPER

>>12326796
And the uneducated whore dumped it on top of the rice instead of cooking the sauce into the rice with a little bit of the starchy water at the end.

>>12326796
Looks like a solid 6/10, week night dinner. Be thankful, seems like she’s at least trying.

>>12326835
>cooking rice with sauce
Do Americans really?

>>12326819
PASTE AND REDSAUCED

>>12326796

Looks better than the Chinese I can get here in rural Ohio.

>>12326796
Look good to me. Eat it, thank her, and then shut up.

>>12326796
Learn to cook.

>>12326835
wtf

>>12326796
>the wife

>>12326819

>>12326819
Old but gold

>>12326819
You're supposed to add something to the beginning to give it a personal touch.

>>12326796
It's like Ameriburgers every night but not as good.
>>12326813
Chinese food is starving ant food, good once in a while but torture to live on.

I haven't eaten in 3 days. Your a faggot.

>>12327177
get a job neet

>>12327177
>no food
>wasting your time on 4channel

not sure what i expected

>>12326796
>the husband is bitching on a nicaraguan surfing forum

Fucking shoot me /ck/

>>12326796

>>12327314
I remember the days when I would spend on day on 4chan in the public library because I couldn't afford internet bills.

>>12326796
Looks good ~desu

>>12327055
No it isn't fatty

>>12326796
That's what happens when you fall for the yellow fever meme. You should not have race mixed OP, and just married a nice white woman.

>>12329198
OP here. She's white, going through a phase.

>>12326819
from the first sentence i already knew what it was going to be about.

Wish somebody loved me enough to cook me a meal

If you don't like it then give constructive criticism so she gets better. If she's defensive about her food being bad then she'll never improve and you should beat her.

>>12329237
Do you cook for yourself? You need to love yourself before you can love another, anon.

>>12326819
dude. wot.
moar, please, share moar.

>>12329237

i wish someone loved me enough to beat me into being a decent person.

>>12327045
>>12326819
very creative...

>>12329280
It's just pasta, newfriend.

>>12329317
now i'm sadder, i wanted this to be real

I don't let my significant other cook for me. I have too much self-respect to be treated like a child.

>>12326819
>>12326796

>>12329325
have sex

>>12329325
Just say you're single next time

>>12329398
>>t.

>>12329280
edgy retarded newfag, you're not welcome here