/ck/ - Food & Cooking

taco bell

this guy reviews every dominos in the city and they all have vomit in them

KFC

>>12317419
This man is doing gods work

you ever fall asleep for the delivery guy and then ask for a refund?

dominos

>>12317419
>Pants store gets caught in the rampage
Lol

>>12317388

> overcarbonated and flat soda
> dry medium well steak

applebees

>>12317496
based

>>12317525
> overcarbonated and flat soda
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>12317397
>taco bell
>waitress

>>12317496
kek

>Perkins Restaurant & Bakery.

>The hostess really needed a shower, her hair was greasy and not combed. We both ordered the three items combo. The soup was Luke warm, the chicken salad had no grapes. We ordered french fries with our meal. We received them after we were done eating. They were over done and hard. Lisa the waitress was really nice and was the best part of our meal.

>>12317419
>vomint on my shoes! for reals, mom’s oatmeal

>>12317521
This is the most Caucasian review of all time

>>12317397
>he was having sex in the restaurant
>with a random girl
>OMG HE WENT INTO THE WOMEN'S ROOM I COULDN'T EVEN FINISH MY FOOD HOW NASTY

>>12317397
>in the bedroom

>>12317587
lol xdXD ur rite cuh he ain lyk3 spice an sheeit...nigga prolly spill his salt too

>>12317609
Don't punch a wall, Kyle. I'm just saying "the heat was coming from black pepper" is some pretty white shit to say. It's right there in the review

when you have no choices so you have to keep going to the same restaurant even through it sucks

burger king

>you go to restaurants and leave insane reviews that have nothing to do with the place
>google keeps telling me my reviews are helping

some woman was getting bullied by the staff for getting extra pickles

>>12317419
I've eaten at the one on freret before

It's not great, but the staff can be bros if you show up often
Got free soda and leftover dessert all the time, but I'm pretty sure that was a while ago so I doubt the same people still work there

Fast food turnover is pretty crazy

>>12317703
DIS NIGGA GETTIN EKSRA PICKLES Y'ALL

>>12317703
Wow! Three for free!

>>12317632
Based

>>12317703
we got ourselves a repeat offending pickle bitch, boys.

>>12317540
LOL at the scrrenshot

>>12317388
Only spinster cunts and sodomites take time from their hedonistic, frivolous lives to post reviews of the shifty food they eat. Damn it all to hell.

>>12317630
>they would get zero business if there were more fast food near here
>McDonald's, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Rally's all on the same block
>Wingstop and Waffle House backing up with the fast casual
>some Nawlins bar/grill right next door
What would you do if you were too stupid to stop going to a restaurant that bothers you?

the fuck is wrong with your monitor where you would like this font rendering

>>12317572
You just know some boomer woman wrote this. Who the fuck else would care if the hostess's hair wasn't perfectly combed.

>>12317630
>local guide

>>12320846
This is a board for food.
Go back to /g/ if you want to discuss pixels

>>12320872
are you the tard that posts screenshots on /pol/ with shit font rendering?

>>12320881
I don't go to /pol/ and my font rendering is fine.
I just think it's a dumb thing to care about

Only reason for the happy meal is the toy

>>12320898
you wear glasses dont you?

>>12317521
>child relleno

>>12317609
Snowflake

>>12320906
I can see fine. Yes the op image looks shitty but I can still read it so who cares?
Why do pixels bother you so much?

>>12317419
>>12317496
based.

>>12320926
I once waited an hour for an egg McMuffin. If it wasn't for the fact I'm a patient man with nothing to do I'd have been rather irritated.
I never get mad over food but man that was a close day

>>12317388
>Chili's

>>12320916
>instead the child was in two or three pieces, and his chalupa was soggy
Someone needs to search Kathy's hard drive and basement.

>>12321015

>>12321030
>someone swears
>it must be about you
>leave angrily
For all you know the male server could have just told her friend about how his sister was just diagnosed with cancer, a week after his grandmother died from it. But I guess the world revolves around you cunt.

>>12320926
McDonalds is garbage

>>12322405
cum.

>>12321045
>coming to a restaurant at 10:15 PM on New Years when they close at 11
They deserve to burn in Hell for a thousand years.

>>12317703
I think this person has a mental illness.

>>12317496
sleepy Stephen can't stay up for his pizza

>>12322467
Oh, you mean like you're doing right now?

Detroit is such a shithole, it's easy to find reviews like this.

>>12321030
>Waited 75 minutes in a ice cold area
Yeah sure

>>12321015
>Extremely sad I thought to myself. And correct in that thought.
Who writes like this?
I'm glad he had a bad time.

>>12320863
Local Guide just means they review a lot of shit.

>>12317572
>no grapes in chicken salad is a complaint
Fuck whoever originally did this

>>12317521
>over carbonated and flat

Hardee's.

>look at the lowest rated restaurants
>they're all subway or places in the airport

McDonald's.
I live like 3 minutes from this place but I've never actually eaten there.

>>12317703
>>12318470
>>12320340
>>12320593

You niggers crack me up

>>12320929
THE FONT RENDERING IS SHIT

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ENJOY RETARD-TIER FONT RENDERING ON YOUR LUNIX MACHINE BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST TEXT SCREENSHOTS THE LEAST YOU COULD FUCKING DO IS MAKE SURE IT'S SEMI-LEGIBLE YOU STUPID FUCKS

"WOW LOOK AT ME I SURE LOVE FREE AS IN FREEDOM FONTS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE SHAT OUT BY RICHARD STALLMAN'S THIRD NIPPLE" - YOU

KILL YOURSELF AND GPLv3 YOUR CORPSE RETARD

>>12317703
Based schizophrenic poster haha

>>12322977
>no toast consent

LITERAL RAPE

You think she hit her goal?

Dominos in a shitty suburb

>>12317630
What the hell did he expect considering the location?

>>12322977
>you ate diarrhoea for dinner?

>>12317632
I leave reviews from the perspective of fictional individuals... lately it's been a retired bipolar philosophy professor suffering from a post mid life crisis

>>12317496
Imagine expecting a refund when it’s your fault you missed the delivery, I hate how retarded people are.

>>12322518
This is what you get when a place is completely staffed by niggers.

>>12322467
kek

>>12320926
Nah, this one is the customer's fault. If you're going to make a bulk order, consider calling ahead.

>>12317606
>His taco bell doesn't have bedrooms.

>>12322585
Women write like that, Harper is a girl's name.

>>12322518
>cashier can't read
something tells me they weren't exaggerating

At my local fav diner the waitresses are usually very sweet Mexican girls who ask about your day and shit, but they recently hired this older white woman who, by now, i can affirm is an ex-tweaker. When she waits on your table you need to repeat shit to her, and she moves slow and gets in everyones way. Its clear the other girls are sick of her too. Her hands shake and she looks like shes somewhere else all the time. The whole diner ran like a well oiled machine until she showed up, i always feel like saying something along the lines up "so whats up with the burnout" but i keep my mouth shut. She probably didnt even quit her habit, whatever that may be.

>>12317632
>>12324461
pls post some

A review for a local chain. He didn't know it, but she did him a favor.

>>12325650
I have never, ever, needed a suggestion of what to order from any restaurant that I was visiting for the first time. I get that it's a customer service thing but still. Who gets so upset at a lack of suggestion that they leave? Look at the menu, decide for yourself. That's why a menu exists. If you can't decide what food you want, why are you even there?

>>12325695
the people who work there should be familiar with the food and know which items are popular or what the chefs specialty is. if the waiter doesn't know what food is good and doesn't care to answer your question then that probably means that the food is shit. next time you should try thinking a little, its pretty embarrassing that you needed someone to spell this out for you. maybe you should see a doctor and get a brain scan ?

>>12325737
Oh god. This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. Are you well?

>>12325737
>chef
>waiter
Now don't get me wrong, the food is as shit as expected from a place that serves everything cold on Styrofoam, but the closest things to chefs and waiters are cooks smoking meth in the stock shed and cashiers doing coke by the microwaves.

>>12325745
Well? No. I'm afraid your mental condition has me worried too much. See a doctor, friend. You owe it to us.

>>12325763
Poor thing. Who hurt you? Was it your daddy? Where did he touch you?

>>12321045
The blonde bitch who wrote it looks like the type to demand to see a manager over something small being wrong with something she ordered. I bet she is a bitch irl too.

>>12325758
Why did this retard give them 4 stars, it’s like a game review, the text says he absolutely hates the place but the numbers don’t add up

I wish yelp allowed comments so I could go through and rip people apart

>>12325768
Projection isn't healthy. You should really be more concerned. Mental illness is no joke.

>>12325798
That's right! You recognize your problem, then! You really are a textbook case of mental retardation, maybe you should let yourself get examined. You might be that missing link subhuman they were searching for.

>>12325804
>>12325798
I think we have a case of the extra chromosomes around /ck/ today

>>12322977
The meatball sub review made me kek

>>12325808
It must be your father, then. He usually browses it around this hour.

>>12323064
I worked at the Dominos in my town and can confirm that it is one of the worst companies I have had the displeasure of working for. I was hired on at the same time as this high school student. She was sent to one location and I was sent to the other. The last night I worked there, I was at the one she was at and the morbidly obese prick who ran it made my blood boil. First off, my black cargo shorts weren't black enough for him. Second, he complained about my facial hair. Third and finally, found out he made her cry her first night there. I walked out of there before I did something I knew I'd regret.

>>12323064
>.au
interdasting, this doesn't sound like an australian review

>>12322837
Huh?

>>12325808
It happens every summer, the kids are out of school.

>>12325737
Go be condescending elsewhere, fag

>>12325836
This is the most betazoid post I’ve ever fucking read

>>12323013
Toasting costs extra in my area.

Taco Bell in Seattle

>>12317388
>be eurocuck
>live in eurocuckland capital
>do as yankee overlord tells me
>even with subways, McD, burger king etc. none of the reviews are half as retarded as OP or anything in this thread
fuck, you've got me again master american

>>12317397
What do they expect, having a bedroom

>>12326000
t. Americuck
MIGA!

>>12322837
Anon what's rendering this anger within you?

>>12325900
>Rumen
>Ramen
>Reuben

kek

>>12326165
didn't you mix up your two sentences though

>>12325745
You must be a server. I'm not going to tip any servers for the rest of the year because of your retarded post. Hopefully we are in close enough proximity that I get you and then you can bitch about how you have to decide between your rent and a bag of coke instead of being able to afford both and because you are retarded will get the coke, expecting to make $300 the next day but only get 20 and you get evicted from your parents house.

>>12326219
>Finish the rest real quick

LOL

CHUG CHUG CHUG

>>12326297
based hattie staudenmaier

>>12326337
I know this exact feel

Flamboyant brown dude made my food

For some reason my hunger dissipated by the time i paid for it

>>12325900
This raging faggot's attempt at humor fuckin makes me sick.

>>12317703
If you're getting an embarrassing amount of extras, why not go to a McDonalds with kiosks? Don't get it.

>>12320926
>orders 20 mcmuffins
>expects them to be ready immediately
???

>>12326507
>daughter takes her time to eat

How does it take 30 fucking minutes to eat like 6 chicken nuggets?

>>12326507
>Donald East

am eating takeout from here rn

Local pizza/wing chain

>>12317521
Holy shit I think i've eaten there. The booths, the coke thing, and the fake windowsill are exactly like a place I went one time. It was also shitty tex mex

>>12320833
I do it when I'm bored at work

>>12326700
Clearly one of his competitors.

>>12320833
I've taken to leaving reviews when overseas in non-English speaking areas. I wished they existed when I was looking, so I leave them for others. Maybe it'll help someone.

>>12326337
Based Tori

>>12325758
>inflation has to be rampant in the area

>workman

>>12317388
In Australia all cheap food is rated 5 stars.
If they don't serve you your food and you walk out that's a 3 star experience.
You'll have to look at Michelin.... oh wait. You'll have to look at staff rosters and compare them to a list of Michelin restaurant ex-employees.
It's a shame. We have good food.

>>12326507
>Dad and Daughter date place

>>12323044

why even bother asking

>>12326470
I got one of these shitbag reviews for my business: “Gee this sounds like a place I should check out sometime!”
>one star
fuck review sites

>>12322977
>raped by a toaster
lmao

>>12327234
I'm a marketing freelancer and get BS reviews deleted for my clients all the time. All these sites have a review content policy and when people infringe you make your case.

>>12317388
As a content writer for an online travel agency I get to do this on a daily basis when I look up restaurants in weird-ass places all over the country.

>>12326671
Why should anyone feel like they have a fucking time limit?

>>12325876
The consensual kind you mean?

>>12317388
taco smell

>>12317703
Actually stuff comments are really rude and her eating habits isn't their busines anyway. She comes, she orders, she pays. It's their work to give ordered food instead of silly comments.

>>12317419
how did he manage to get food poisoning in a jeans store

>>12328880
Try eating a pair of acid washed jeans and tell me how your stomach fares

>>12327196
What's the problem with the concept of the daddy/daughter date?

>>12327460
You have no fucking idea, bud. When I worked fast food we had a policy of not closing the dining room while people were eating still, so I had to wait to clean it. Normally, the cool managers would tell the fucking vagrants to leave, but one day the GM (uptight asshole) was there and our normal visitors came in. They were still sitting there 30 minutes after closing time and the GM wouldn't tell them to leave. They left 2 HOURS LATER. Then everyone was pissed at me for taking forever to mop the fucking dining room when I was over 2 hours behind schedule. Fuck people who take their time in a FAST FOOD restaurant.

>>12327196
>>12328965
>>12326507

>>12328965
People who live in concrete sardine cans are so desperate for attention from the opposite sex that they think the word "date" means mating, and not just get together time.

>>12329465
date noun
especially : a social engagement (see ENGAGEMENT sense 1a) between two persons that often has a romantic character
asked her out on a date

>>12329495
I'm pretty sure the context is being used in a similar manner to saying "my wife if bringing my kid to his friends playdate"
As in date being a time when something is arranged
Date has 3 definitions you know, the one you listed, a time usually to set up arrangements (today's date), and a small usually dried fruit

>>12329495
>American education

>>12320926
>>12320926
Call ahead next time you stupid nigger

>>12326337
Absolutely fucking based

>>12329613
This. How do people not understand that it takes a bit to cook everything, plus the space required means multiple batches, and even more, the time to assemble is officially 30 seconds for sandwiches each. Not to mention, we have to deal with other customers, too. Just because your fat ass needs 100 burgers or whatever doesn't mean everyone else should have to wait around you. 25 minutes is perfectly reasonable for 20 sandwiches.

>>12317388
Based taco bell putting retards in their place.

>>12317388
bk by me, its actually rly gross

>>12329394
>tfw you will never have a qt daughter to go on a date with

shit all I want is a small home out in the country and a qt daughter to slightly spoil and teach, but that seems impossible in current year even if I am retired at 28 and own my own home.

>>12331803
>wanting a daughter instead of a son
Gay or pedo? Which one is it?

>>12317572
They fucking ate Lisa!

>>12332551
Got a good chuckle out of me, mate.

>>12317496
>a Mexican falls asleep
What a surprise

>>12325900
Best review, love the name changes

>>12322662
/ck/ poster, guaranteed. Probably the same nutjob that hates meal preppers

>>12333107
Leftover vomit-eater detected

Local dominos, I'd like to hear bills side of the story

>>12333361
Cat?

>>12333415
Short for Catherine I'm assuming, not that uncommon

>>12333423
I guess, but it also says:
>Cat became aggressive and wouldn't give me or the compliant line her name

>>12333107
Everybody hates meal preppers.

>>12333427
Yeah that is kinda funny

>>12333361
What's racist about this?

>>12317496
>hung up in my face

>>12332551

>>12317419
Obviously a retarded pavement ape.

>>12321030
Third review reads like a court statement.

>>12317518
>Trash all over the restaurant
>Piss all over the floor
>"Yeah I'll have uhhhhh..."
Do Americans really do this?

>>12322481
What?

>>12321015
>Second review
>Bartender ignored her
Dumb nigger should take the hint that blacks aren't welcome.

>>12328858
It's quite literally their business. The business of giving you the business :^)

>>12323044
>My food was inadequate
>I was too exhausted from sitting down and unwrapping my burger to go back to the counter and tell them

McDonald's

Burger kang

>>12333775
Don't your eyes get tired from reading that wonky text?
Isn't there something you can do for it?

>>12333785

who gives a shit?

>>12333480
why accept personal responsibility when you can just call the world raycis?

>>12333794
You don't care about your eyes straining and being damaged over time?
I spend a lot of time in front of the computer and my eyesight worsened a lot in the past decade, so I'm always conscious about protecting my eyes from getting worse, and reducing strain helps.
If you don't care about it now, you will once your sight gets worse and your doctor tells you it's permanent.

It's such an easily fixeable problem that can make a potentially significant difference in your life, so why not?

I'll help you.
What operating system are you using?

>>12333800
Because doing so is something a ni- oh you're right.

>>12333809

fuck off schizo

Long but gold. Franchitti alferados at Fazoli's.

>>12333830
Based and Blindpilled

>>12333835
kek

>>12328965
Wow I've never seen one of these that weren't focused on black people where I live

These are always my favorite. You know it's some borderline senile boomer responding to a google popup on their phone asking them how they'd rate the place they just shuffled their walker past.

wienerschnitzel is a goldmine

>>12326666
>Quads

>>12325120
>tfw local Taco Bell is also a KFC so can’t get an enchirito or a quick nap in the bedroom

>>12333956
I feel like at some point they were more interested in seeing how low they could go than the food

>>12333833
Checked. I like the use of silverware over utensils.

>>12322837
Haha still going strong Render Anon.

>>12333961
Tb KFC combo is the best

>>12334011
Ours used to put Taco Bell items on the buffet until corporate made them stop.
Extra crispy chicken pairs really nicely with refried beans.

>>12333809
Chrome is notorious for problems with font rendering on Windows

same for any Chrome-based browsers like Opera, Brave, Vivaldi, etc

>>12334050
Buffet????

>>12334052
You're right, holy shit what a disaster.

I googled it and looks like doing the two things in the link below helps a lot, but I have them both enabled and it still looks like shit (pic related).

To the bad rendering Anon:
Follow this:
https://coderwall.com/p/9tecwq/fix-poor-font-rendering-in-chrome-on-windows

>>12334132
Right looks better to me.

>>12334136
Blind and Red-eyed

>>12317518
>two soft tacos
>just meat and cheese

Lettuce and tomatoes are icky.

>>12334209
Icecreamlets, when will they learn?

Kelly, a manager, completely disrespected me. I use the app to to order a sandwich ahead of time everyday because that's what my son will eat for lunch. He's allergic to everything besides wheat and soy. I have tried to make sandwiches at home but he won't eat them. So of course we give him what he WILL eat because his diet is so limited. One instance, she told my husband they would be closed the next day and asked him what my kid was going to eat. It was rude. I'm sorry we get him subway everyday for lunch? We DO feed our son other things obviously but this is what he brings to school. I'm an everyday costumer at the Subway on Eldorado and Lake Forest. My four year old son has severe allergies ( not gluten ). He likes Subway sandwiches. Only. So I use my app and I order my sandwich EVERYDAY. I was ignored and treated with so much disrespect today. I'm in a hurry in the morning bringing my child to school, having to make the extra stop there. Note: a lot of money is spent bc it adds up not including the other times we go there. Every time, Kelly, never smiles, takes her time like a sloth and will ignore me even though she knows I need my sandwich. Multitasking is a skill that maybe needs to be learned. Another lady thought I was cutting in front of her but i was actually there to get my sandwich like I do everyday bc I order ahead like anyone else can. I asked for my sandwich and reached to get it and she told me to not reach behind her counter and disrespected me in front of many costumers... well stop ignoring me and give me my sandwich! It's not that hard especially when I come in EVERYDAY. I went back after dropping my son off and asked for the franchise owners name and number.

>>12334314
She would only give me a number in California which i got a voicemail. I told her she needs to learn to multitask and when she sees me, she needs to give me my sandwich bc I use the app so don't have to stand in line. It's a quick in and out. It's not that hard but I guess when you want to be rude and slow, you make me wait. She also told me ( as I was walking away ) that i should learn to make sandwiches WHOA!!! I HAVE made them at home and my son freaks out if it's not Subway. He has a very limited diet and I don't appreciate her consistent. I'm sorry she's a bitter sandwich maker but she needs to have more respect and maybe a sense of urgency. Oh! She also told me that reaching for my sandwich was the same thing as her reaching into my purse !! WOW. Nope! Not the same. I wasn't reaching into her cash drawer. I paid for my sandwich. It's mine. Reaching into my purse is THEFT. I PAID for my sandwich. They have two stars on yelp for a reason. Does anyone know how i can get the franchise owners name and number bc they won't give it to me because she knows I'm upset. Telling me to learn to make a sandwich ... wow. Nope! Subway isn't my job, it's YOURS. If you happen to go in there, reminds Kelly to smile and not move like a sloth. I'm extremely upset and have to find a different Subway now that may have more respect and maybe move a little faster. There are times i walk in and no one is there and I'm standing there for at least a minute. Waiting. I will give a one star review on yelp over this. Doesn't help the two stars they already have. I can't believe I'm treated like that. She said I almost knocked over a lady lol. The lady kept inching her way into my way not knowing I used the app and my sandwich was ALREADY PAID and made. If i was acknowledged and just given my sandwich like I do everyday, this wouldn't have happened but I'm tired of Kelly never smiling and always having an attitude when I go there.

>>12317630
How fat, how exaggerated, how stupid?

>>12334317

This was the last straw before I complained. The owner was contacted and said he would fix this. Well, the next time we ordered sandwiches, we walked in and they weren't made at all and we were told to wait so they could help other guests. The people who order from the app are a priority we were told. She said "Order for Tracy right?" Knowing EXACTLY who we were. We contacted the owner again. His answer was our sandwich would be at the end of the counter so we could just get it and leave for our "convenience". Sounds more like avoidance to us. If they think employing someone like that is more important than our business, they lost it. I don't trust Kelly or the other young lady who blew us off to make our sandwiches. They could put a streak of my mayo or rub it with cheese that could KILL my son. I don't trust them with it anymore because they already retaliated once by not making our order on purpose. I will find another Subway to order from that won't treat me with disrespect.

>>12325737
>literally less than minimum wage worker should care about their job

Lol

>>12333361
>my pizza went missing
Wut

>>12334353

waitresses of all fucking people should be good at their job because they make 3-4 times what they actually deserve.

>>12334362
Boomer spotted. Did you copy that out of a chain email?

>>12334136
t. Google

>>12334378
>>12334209
The fuck is with all these mudskin names? Our mexicans don't behave like this. This is a purely british immigrant thing. They think they're people for fucks sake.

>>12334328
subway is trash but fuck this lady and her (probably not even) tard son.

>>12326700
was it good anon?

>>12334406
Don't go to the Latvian KFC then Herman ya goof.

>>12334317
>>12334314
Holy shit

>>12317598
the point here is that it was a *second* guy going in with the girl, after the first guy came out

>>12334328
The fucker is lactose intolerant and she's calling it a deady allergy?

>>12322518
>they think Nic Cage as the Joker wouldnt rule
shit taste

>>12334373
waittress is a job that shouldn't even exist. only boomers even want waitrresses. once boomers are dead, there will no longer be any waitresses anymore. and good. it's a waste of time. so you're stupid. only boomers believe cashiers and waitresses should even be a job people have.

>>12317388
>go to 4chan
>claim to post normally
>put a fucking space after the >
why
> nobody does this except newfags and phonefags

>>12322518
>Ask my wife does she know what pegging is

desu

>>12334443
Based and true

>>12325082
This

Average iq of fucking 85 and a culture of entitlement.

>>12334407
those are quintessentially British reviews though

>>12334475
Shut the fuck up saddik

Why the fuck are there fucking brown people FREE in european countries. It's like we won the game of risk so fucking hard we thought we were picking on a retard and threw round 2

Read this. A classic

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g1511467-d1511471-r146701133-Scotts_Hotel-Beddau_Vale_of_Glamorgan_South_Wales_Wales.html?m=19905

>>12334538
The dude is trying too hard and his prose is shit despite his efforts.

>>12334538
Wow that was sensual. As long as half the shit he described was real, Im satisfied.

>>12334484
>It's like we won the game of risk so fucking hard we thought we were picking on a retard and threw round 2

It's funny how accurate this is

>>12334341
>4chan.png
obvious joke is obvious etc

>>12326507
>taking your daughter to mcdonalds on fridays as a spectacle

kill yourself donald

>>12334429
It's deadly for her. Would you want to deal with a little kid farting and shitting all over the place?

>>12334754
But thats fucking awesome. I'd give it 5 stars

>>12334055
Don't all KFC's do the Colonel's buffet now?
Maybe it's just the KFC's in Kentucky.

>>12334754
Imagine being such an awful person you would complain about this instead of asking if you can pet the little fella.

>>12334870
Turns out...
Little possum fella.

>>12317496
>>12333361
That's our second "hung up the phone in my face" review. Is poor people this dumb?

>>12326773
My thoughts exactly.
I'm surprised he didn't namedrop his own place and say something how much better that is.

>>12329584
Nah nah you don't understand, I cherry picked that fact so that means you're wrong. Nice try though loser.

>>12322681
>I wait for many minutes

>>12317496
I love morons getting rightfully btfo'd

>>12317525
>over carbonated and flat

???

>>12334390
I like to think this guy went to a library or something

>>12317496
>fell asleep
>they called twice
>I didn't wake up, I deserve a refund
I'd bet on stoner. Anyone who has an asshole stoner friend knows that once they smoke too much they'll nod off to the point where you can rob their house.

>>12332525
There is literally nothing more cucked than raising a daughter

>>12320900
It's true. Children would definitely demand them less if there were no toy.

>>12321015
>Left very upset he did

>>12334754

dinotendies in the wild

>>12321030
Halea D is my new crush.

>>12321015
>because of crap wifi system which I scratched my head on

>>12322518
>giving split tender without saying what you want to do
Unironically only uppity niggers do this. Fuck them.
>t. work at joint where I routinely get handed reloadable store cards, debit cards and cash all at the same time and people act like I'm a moron when I ask whether they want to reload or pay with the card first and then pay the difference

>>12325650
>....so I left and went to the Hoop cafe
why did this make me laugh?

>>12325900
this is actually hilarious. the reviewer should do stand up

>>12334754
>>12335479
B&R

>>12326507
>customers must eat food within 30 minutes
>ignore customer for 31 minutes

A based local hotel Pub/Restaurant that banned cyclists in Lycra

>>12330408
Makes me laugh how people so casually mention they had explosive diarrhea, not just diarrhea

>>12331507
Wait, are these people literally leaving reviews only because google maps asks people if they stopped at this or that?

Fucking boomers

>>12333775
Wtf

Weird

>>12335571
Dress codes are racist! Nazis had a dress code!

>>12333956
Based

>>12334189
Agree with the el pollo loco, the chipotle not so much. El pollo loco is good eats, get the 2 pc plate

>>12321030
> No-one should have to wait 75 minutes for a cheeseburger
Americans ladies and gentlemen

>>12335621
Its true tho, the hamburger is ready as soon as it gets off the grill

>>12333833
>franchitti alferados

>>12332551
Kek

>>12326703
>colder than the owner’s sense of pride in customer service
>pride has a temperature

>>12335571
>He doesn't want to see obvious cock n ball bulges in his restaurant
>He must be a gay nazi

>>12325900
kek this one's pretty good

>>12326507
>the local guide takes his daughter to fucking McDonalds on a regular basis, and even designates it as a date place for them
welp, I guess I know who to never trust if I'm in the area

OC before the thread dies, my local mcdicks. I've known lots of people to work there and bought coke off several, such is the hive of degeneracy there

>>12335676
colder than a vampire's demeanor

>>12320900
I read that in a italian mafioso voice for some reason.

>>12335571
while that is weird as fuck to ban, and the owner probably is projecting some gayness, I love retarded cyclists getting btfo'd

>>12336025
>calling people degenerates
>admitting to buying and using hard drugs

I do drugs too, but you sound like a cunt.

>>12333735
Chad manager vs. Virgin Iance Bivens

>>12336294
It's not weird to require appropriate attire. No shirt, no shoes, no pants, no service. Lycra leggings are underwear.

>>12322977
Steve you motherfucker

>>12317388

>>12336398
:)

>>12317632
Kek I get those emails all the time. One of my reviews has thousands of views now.

>>12323064
>Give absolutely scathing review over awful service with obvious intent never to touch the place again
>We would like to assist you

Not sure if this counts

>>12334189
>Wery denger

Vennu Mallesh?

>>12337252

no, because you wrote it to get (you)'s in this thread.

>>12335571
That's literally racism.
Shaking right now.

Leandro forgot to take his meds.

>>12337386
nope,That's Doug Stanhope

>>12337428
Nah he took them, only he probably wasn't legally prescribed them.

>>12334754
You censored the street names but it's still on the photo

>>12337920
Kek, as expected by someone as intellectually capable as our font rendering friend.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/arbys-mckinney

>>12334870
Are you this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTZePa_f6jY

>>12337068
Hattie is clearly in the right here.
She was treated very poorly and had to wait way too long as proven by her reconnaissance.