/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12335604
there's a name for this

>>12335604
Give it a good push anon stop being lazy

Use a knife

>>12335604
Based Florida man

>>12335604
you'll need a solvent to dissolve the ginger
i suggest ghost pepper hot sauce mixed with apple cider vinegar

Prolly can just leave it there. You're body should digest it or if not it'll cause fatal rectal blockage, which is what you deserve you fag.

>>12335643
Figging.

>>12335675

>>12335677
Chemicals get absorbed hilariously fast through the colon, hence alcohol and drug poisoning through the colon. Probably a bad idea.

Try to take a laxative cocktail and a ton of non-soluble fiber+water to push her out. I mean eat a whole head of iceberg at once and drink 40 oz of prune juice, and take 3 ducalax. Then drink a ton of water. You'll shit like crazy. Don't wear pants you like as you might shit yourself. I can guarantee!!! shits with this mix.

>>12335604
explain what you mean by stuck?

>can't afford to go to the emergency room
MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE

>>12335604
Pretending to be a faggot is just as bad as being a faggot, son.

>>12335666
It won't come out no matter how hard I try.
>>12335675
That sounds like it would be more painful though.
>>12335677
I'm not gay and I can't leave it in any longer since its been 2 days already. I thought it would come out on its own.
>>12335694
>Try to take a laxative cocktail and a ton of non-soluble fiber+water to push her out. I mean eat a whole head of iceberg at once and drink 40 oz of prune juice, and take 3 ducalax. Then drink a ton of water. You'll shit like crazy. Don't wear pants you like as you might shit yourself. I can guarantee!!! shits with this mix.
Okay thanks I will try this. I already have laxatives I just didn't think they work for this. Thankfully I have a skirt that I can wear.
>>12335699
It broke sideways and now it won't come out.

>>12335707
I'm not gay though, why does everybody always say this?

>>12335703
SWEET LAND OF HFCS

>>12335715
go to the local grocer where you bought it and ask for a refund

>>12335715
If it's already been 2 days just give it until after the weekend, you'll absorb the nutrients through your puckered asshole and eventually it'll just disappear or become small enijgbto where it just pops out

I ate half a pack of dulcolax but the feces just went around the blockages. It was to watery.
>>12335730
I don't think that they will take it back.
>>12335746
It's burning extremely bad so I need to get it out ASAP.

>>12335809
Go to a local gay bad tell them your story and see if you can get help form a "professional" you might not know it but gays are all certified in dealing with ass insertions.

>>12335822
Okay great idea, I know just the place!

>>12335604
Holy shit what dumbass. People who do this shit usually end up getting an infection if its been up there for awhile. Enjoy shitting in a bag for the rest of your life

>>12335604
hi there reddit

>>12335854
A gay man just reached in and pulled it all out.
>>12336088
Hello!

>>12336102
I felt his knuckles on my prostate.

>>12335604
Go to the hospital Australatina, they have free healthcare and specialize in figging related accidents.

>>12336113
Wheres that?

>>12336118
It's an island just east of the USA.

Just use a toilet plunger

>>12335679
I learned something today!

Thanks

>>12335679
oh for fucks sake

>>12336240
I used one when I was 20 years old but it broke and splintered into my anus.

Use a twinkie

>>12336385
I've tried that before, it's too soft. It falls apart even when I'm gaped open.

stick a spoon up there to fish out the ginger.

>>12336406
Now there's a spoon and a ginger dildo stuck in my anus.

>>12335666
Based Satan

>>12336505
I forgot my name.

>>12336521
It's Nicholas Parry.

Get an industrial strength vacuum tube and suck out your guts you faggot

>>12336967
Wtf did you hack me?

>>12336998
Yes. I'm actually looking through your trash, right now.

Just leave it there faggot

>>12335604
sounds healthy. you should advertise ginger boof cleanse to yoga moms.

>>12335604
Put abit of hcl acid and hydrogen peroxide in your ass, this will dissolve plant fibers allowing it to pass through. This is solution is harmless to human flesh.

lol have the jannies just given up on this board?

>>12335719
based alert

>>12335604
>I can't afford to go to the emergency room again.
Land of the free baby! Merica number one!