/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Crayons. But what to boatboy faggots like those in your picture eat?

>>12345339
jewish cock mainly

>>12345351
Why would you eat crayon?

>>12345351
Semen.

>>12345339

Earth food

>>12345356

It is an mre joke you dunce

Interesting question to be honest. Over here we have the Royal Marines and whilst I gather they have shitty diets and do a lot of drinking, smoking, etc. despite having to be in tip top condition... or maybe they just get extremely fit for the training and then can either maintain or improve their fitness or taper off completely once they earn their beret.

>>12345369
I don't get it, please explain.

>>12345356
Being cannon fodder is for people who are too stupid or delinquent to do a normal job.

>>12345379
Marines are dumb and eat crayons like a retarded kid.

>>12345379

>>12345397
>>12345400
>>12345406
That's pretty rude towards Marines.

>>12345339
If they're stationed in the Philippines, I'm sure they love a good hearty Jollybee© meal with plenty of Chickenjoy™ for protein

>>12345419
nobody forced them to gargle israeli semen

>>12345419
They don't mind. It's all in good fun.

>>12345419
If the military ever fights a good war again, they might deserve some respect. Which they don't now.

>>12345419
Good thing Marines don't understand that.

>>12345422

>rice and gravy
>spaghetti
>chicken leg
>and a fucking salsbury steak

Who comes up with this shit? Who sat down and said, "You know what would go great with these spagoots? Mushroom gravy on a meat puck."

>>12345419
Literally all dumb brainwashed fat hillbillies that played too much COD, Rangers all the way baby

>>12345446
Flips aren't normal.

>>12345449
No way in hell you're in the Rangers. I doubt you're even in the Army, and if you are, you're a pog.

>>12345460
i don't even flinch when a bullet goes past my head and i hear that sonic boom go "whoop".

>>12345339
Burgers fries, tons of sandwiches, Gatorade, biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs or omelettes, and whatever slop they're serving at the chow hall

>>12345339
>what kind of food do Marines eat
Jelly Doughnuts of course
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o

>>12345474
What is your favourite fast food chain?

>>12345446
Mushroom sauce and meat is a classic combo, as is tomato and spaghetti. Along with the delicious Chickenjoy™, rice, and corn it's like 3 meals in one. Pinoy Perfection.

>>12345339
Cock.
I do really like The Last Ship though, watching it again currently for a 2nd time.

>>12345515
based

>>12345339
disgusting cheap shit and protein shakes

>>12345356
I think we got ourselves a candidate for the Marine Corps boys!

Cocks

>>12345339
Most Marines subsist on a diet of crayons, jalapeno cheese spread, and rip-its

>>12347808
Also omelets

Matzo ball soup, gefilte fish, pastrami, rye bread and full sour pickles. Marines are good goyim

>>12347817
all of those foods are delicious though except Gefilte Fish, and not even jews eat that shit. No, don't let them fucking lie. No one eats that shit and no one goes all 8 nights of hannukah

>>12347814
I lol'd. This comic pleases me.

>>12345419
shut up bootboy