/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12356061
Good thing i dont eat chinese rice

>>12356061
I would produce it in a slightly cleaner factory and market it in sustainable recycled paperbags as an eco-friendly 0 cal look-like-cute-Asian-woman-in-2-weeks diet food to rich milfs in LA.

>>12356061
>Are you guys aware that the Chinese manufacture counterfeit rice?
On the one hand, if there is one thing you'd think the Chinese are good at it would be rice. On the other hand, the Chinese are the world's greatest counterfeiters.

>>12356061
Have some gutter oil with your plastic rice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>>12356106
They like noodle more

>>12356113
Not south of the river they don't. When grandpapa was still alive he'd insist on having a bowl of rice either after or with things like noodles and even naans because otherwise the meal isn't complete. He was a typical traditional Southerner and never took to the Northern way of life, he was also a cantankerous old man but I miss him :(

>>12356106
>greatest
The word you're looking for is prolific

>>12356061
I don't care because I don't purchase shit products.

>>12356113
It depends on where you are.
Rice is south, bread and noodle is north.
Of course everything gets eaten everywhere but that's the general divide.

In the west, maybe you have noodles for breakfast and rice for dinner. In the north, bread for breakfast and noodles for dinner.
Stuff like that.

>>12356061
the yellow man will poison the world

they sell counterfeit eggs and grapes too

>>12356077
Checked and yehudimpilled

>>12356225
>counterfeit eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvEBN8Jd5DE

I know this is fake but chiniman are still beyond fucked.

>>12356362
>I know this is fake
you think the fake rice news story is fake?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38391998

>>12356061
>>12356245
That shit is produced for pictures and food models that they use in restaurants to display their menu and portion sizes to the customers you fuckwits. They literally have workshops where they produce plastic "food" for display in China and Japan
>>12356372
>Nigeria
How the fuck do you think anyone except Nigerians could be fooled by plastic rice or eggs made from gel? Nobody sells that shit as food and if they did it would be absolutely pointless since no one but Nigerians is that retarded, those motherfuckers have never seen food, I bet you could convince them to eat play doh burgers.

>>12356405
>It's fake you BIGOTS!
Like the gutter oil.

>>12356822
Hey they're being eco conscious by recycling used oil and possibly killing off one in ten chinese that eat at their establishment

>>12356061
Your stink is obvious cianigger

>>12356849
they don't care

Implessive

>>12356372
Wonderful product. Zero calorie rice. Fantastic idea that even Nigerians should be able to appreciate.

>>12356880

>>12356061
Really makes you think.

>>12356106

worlds greatest counterfeiters. they even come close to making humans, but they arent there yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lADN82DxKDQ

>>12356165
Lol I'm a white american and my grandpa was a fucking cattle rancher

I really think stereotypes were more true before the internet destroyed localized culture.

>>12358434
oh dam this niggah aint playin

>>12356405
Lol no, my cousin work in honcong and told me about this two years ago, this shit is sold as real rice and chnks themselves are terrified of it.

I read that they also take shelled walnuts, take the nut out, re-fill the shell with cement, seal it, then re-sell them as shelled walnuts.

>>12356061
>Maosism produced a country full of half retarded swindlers
No shit. Hat's off to President Trump for not sucking their microdicks despite incredible pressure from globalists and the (((federal reserve))) to do so.

>>12359164
Someone post the comic edit of the former Nazi traveling the world, this time learning nothing because no where has any unique culture left.

>>12360390
Oh wait, it was an old KKK member.

>>12359900
At first when I read this I thought you were joking then I looked it up. They are actually doing this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x8HYTRtBgHg

>>12360390
I don't have it but I have this

>live in the leading rice producing state in the US
>plenty of local options at the grocery store so i'm always buying a quality product for cheaper than national brands

Louisiana might be shit at a lot of things but food aint one of them

>>12360750
I boggles the mind that something like this could be profitable enough for someone to accept the moral implications, let alone profitable at all.

Chinese people are fucking disgusting. They will fuck you over if they see a chance to do it.

>>12360830
Well the whole world did ape after the big american architects for a while. Not any more, but the architecture schools are just churning out clowns dressed in black.

Idk I see a good future in it still, architecture speaks for something essential

>>12360390

>>12356225
They sell counterfeit everything dude. Even fake meat which can be made purely from powder and industrial chemicals which looks and feels a lot like real meat. Food safety in China is a massive issue.

>>12361730
I refuse to buy anything other than supreme jasmine rice.

>>12362305
>people want to travel the world
>travel to all European countries
>the right side is exactly what happens
I don’t understand why anyone could be stupid enough to travel through Europe

Chinamin are fucked in the head.

>>12358933
is this the latest text to voice function?

>>12356113
t. Northerner.

>>12356061
They are making ramen noodles made out of plastic now OP. Be careful everybody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7kNKffTK0A

>>12361730
enjoy your arsenic

Long read but very interesting. TLDR: never trust the Chinese.

>>12356405
Haha no they actually sell this to their fellow countrymen as real food.

>>12365286
those were real noodles in that video

>>12356061
Good thing i dont eat rice, plant foods are a joke.

>>12365624
I don't.

They are making fake watermellon now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIy7v5ukuoE

>final destination death traps daily
>shitty drivers cause everyones chinese
>bootlegs/copyright infringement galore
>people dont care if children get flattened by trucks, just keep walking for fear of being blamed and extorted
>very polluted
>fake everything including food
China is a fucking nightmare.

>>12359598
But you cant even spell hong kong so i doubt it

>>12356362
If you looked into the lengths these people are willing to go to make profits you wouldn't be so surprised. They are ants in an anthill.

Everything they touch they turn into an industrial shitfactory with corner cutting and cheap knockoffs. Some of this is overlooked by government officials because they can't let go of the 100 years of humiliation.

>>12362931
Cuz I'm not European or of European descent. It's fun seeing the differences of the h-witeys.

Is plastic actually cheaper than rice? Literally how?

>>12356372
>bbc
Are you retarded? The BBC also contradicts themselves by claiming the fake rice is fake news.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40484135

The fake rice scandal is fuelled by sub-100 IQ niggers who rolled up a ball of rice (they're too simple-minded to use spoons or chopsticks) and thought that anything that bounced slightly is plastic. Subsequently this story was exploited by kikes to further their agenda in the on-going war on opinions against the chinks, in this site and in public life in general.
This thread glows harder than the nukes that destroyed Hiroshima.

>>12369613
Oh I know. I just figured since rice was already so cheap it wouldn't make sense to fake it, like it would probably cost more to make fake rice than real rice. I was wrong. Never underestimate the levels of fucked in the head chinamin are capable of.