/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>olive garden never ending breadsticks
>never ending
>meal never ends
>live forever

>>12368837
pussy

>>12368839
we have to patch this before it becomes a common glitch

>>12368837
Gimme that jollibees

>>12368837
Ever realize there are no more serial killers anymore? I think people have realized it’s too hard to get away with it in the modern era of cameras on every corner and in everyone’s hand. Car locations are able to be monitored, same with cell phones. They all switched to spree killings.

>>12368837
Just take me to the Costco food court and bring me a commode

those trendy new sandwiches

>>12368880
Or the police finally stopped telling the media about them because they do it for attention and it inspires more. Same for school shooters and terrorists

>>12368837
Reddit

>>12368837
flat portugese chicken, large fries, unlimited garlic sauce, pickles.

Crab rangoon, cucumbers and tomatoes, Chicago style pizza, Chinese broccoli, gumbo and tater tots with mayo and ketchup to dip. 2 bottles of White Zinfandel and a gallon of generic blue juice.

Death by electric chair please. Eat a bunch of Tums and then as much raw popcorn seed as I can into my body

>>12368837
King Crab and lobster with garlic butter; coconut shrimp; fried calamari with tartar sauce; multiple sliders with various toppings; fried mushrooms and ranch; various eccentric cheeses; those berries that make things taste sweet and lemons/grapefruit/lime/vinegar; medium rare prime rib with horse radish and au jus; a blooming onion with outback’s sauce; probably sashimi of various types with soy sauce, wasabi, and ginger; motha fucking captain crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and milk (separated so they aren’t soggy, duh); avocados and they better be fucking ripe.

Several bottles of Sprecher’s cherry cola flavor, a large white mocha Frappuccino from Starbucks, large pink lemonade from in’n’out, a slurpee with all flavors except sugar free from a nearby 7/11, and like 4 cups of that black label coffee with 1555mg of caffeine so I can kill myself before they kill me

>>12369012
kek'd

nobody ever was able to actually eat their last meal they're always too afraid about what's next and only take a couple bites

my answer is tendies fettuchine alfredo though

Jollibee chickenjoy

>>12369040
Anyone who’s that much of a faggot literally deserves to be killed
>murdered men, women, and children
>so afraid of death he can’t eat
Mother fucker danced with death every day and he’s so afraid he can’t eat? That’s some pussy shit.

I'd skip the meal, if I'm going to die I don't deserve anything nice

>>12369053
So you say on 4channels cooking board, but when it comes down to it, having the day you die being decided by the state and carried out by its dogs is grim, very grim. For a criminal its probably a very bitter feeling. I'd definitely have more of an appetite if I was at least allowed to take my own life. Oh wait but they tried that in some states long ago and it didn't work

raw meat

>make it a quest to get your last meal
>prison is forced to set rules, preventing future inmates from getting their favorite exotic foods
For me, it's the dragon balls

i'd eat ice cream,yogurt,anything that gives me the shits within 5 mins and hold it in,then when the execution happens it would be messier than expected. ya skoot then ya skeet ya sheet then u eat.

>>12368837
>Bucket of Chickenjoy
>3 sides of rice and gravy
>3 cups of pineapple juice
>3 peach mango pies
>bowl of buttered popcorn
>watermelon
>6 doritos locos tacos
>fresh cod and mashed potatoes
>spicy tuna sushi
>bowl of miso soup
>two chicago hotdogs
>a single s'more
>>12369396
I'm sure that the hypothetical people in this hypothetical universe are impressed with your virtuous sacrifice.

>>12368938
This. There are also tons of serial killers that keep moving locations so that cops can never put together the pieces. Some of them have jobs like truckers, others are just homeless.

Happy Meal

>>12368837
they don't do last meals anymore.
someone ordered a shit ton of food and didn't eat it so they pretty much stopped it altogether

>>12368837
/deenz/ on toast.

My last meal would be whatever they serve in prison because I'd kill myself long before they get around to the execution. If someone wants to end my life I'd make damn fucking sure that I'm dying on my own terms and not on theirs.

>>12369609
Only in Texas, the rest of the states still do. Although the death penalty is almost never used nowadays anyway

>>12368837
All you can eat buffet... but I'd never stop eating as to delay the inevitable.

>>12368880
of course there are still serial killers stupid. just last week they caught that black guy who killed like 12 people at the nursing home and is suspected of like a thousand others. there will always be psychos who continually kill people. most murders aren't even solved if they aren't standing over the body with a knife or a gun. especially if there is no discernible motive. get the fuck out of here with your law & order TV brain. not every crime is solved in an hour.

>>12369609
yeah they do just not in texas where what you described happened and most states have a spending limit. I think Oklahoma's is $25 but that's on the low end

>ctrl+f
>mchicken
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an olive pit

>>12368880
some spic that got deported and came back in the country thanks to the democrats just got caught for being a serial killer a few day ago. you just don't hear about it because the news won't say illegals are bad

>>12368837
A McChicken sandwich with 3 extra packets of McChicken sauce, so I can dip my fries in them. What a great death row!

>>12370648
m'chicken

HOUSTON – Texas inmates who are set to be executed will no longer get their choice of last meals, a change prison officials made Thursday after a prominent state senator became miffed over an expansive request from a man condemned for a notorious dragging death.

Lawrence Russell Brewer, who was executed Wednesday for the hate crime slaying of James Byrd Jr. more than a decade ago, asked for two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts. Prison officials said Brewer didn't eat any of it.

"It is extremely inappropriate to give a person sentenced to death such a privilege," Sen. John Whitmire, chairman of the Senate Criminal Justice Committee, wrote in a letter Thursday to Brad Livingston, the executive director of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.

Within hours, Livingston said the senator's concerns were valid and the practice of allowing death row offenders to choose their final meal was history.

based Texas

>>12370477
But what if it closes?

>>12370697
I'll have things that never happened for $800, Alex.

>>12369012
>popcorn seeds

>>12370843
https://dailycaller.com/2019/05/18/billy-chemirmir-arrested-dallas-sanctuary-ice/

>>12369025
>I’ll have the slobadan shot!

Much faster this way.

>>12370871
>daily squalor
>literally breitbart tier fake
Even your own propaganda article makes no mention of him "being deported and let in by muh scarrwwy democrats." He committed murder 2 years into a republican administration, congress and senate, you imbecile.

>>12371064
https://www.wdbj7.com/content/news/Alleged-serial-killer-had-been-deported-six-times-494509421.html

>>12371078
>one illegal immigrant committed murder
>welp, better start torturing migrant women and children, that'll show 'em!

>>12371171
>one

>>12370811

oh snap. back to the drawing board

>>12369053
Doctorfag here who treats prisoners on a semi regular basis and most of them are fucking pussies irl now that the playing field is already stacked against them.

Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Gallon of Ginger Tea
3 Pepsi cans just in case the tea is shit
Ginger Candy
1 Large Bag of Haribo Gummy Bears
4 Chick Fil A Chicken Sandwiches
1 Chick Fil A Large French Fries
1 McChicken from Mcdonalds

>>12371552

it takes a real man to shove a mobile phone up his ass to hide it

obviously a large butter chicken pizza with lots of onions, some jalapenos, tomato, and cilantro

>>12371171
>>12371064
cope more

>>12370872
Yeah but imagine how fun it would be to make all your synapses fire at once

laxatives

almost all prisons now limit final meals to what the prison kitchen can make with what is on hand, and can be had from the prison commissary.

no more ridiculous and expensive shit. prison kitchens are all staffed by prisoners. so don't expect anything good and off menu, to come from them either.

>>12373050
if that the case all the ramen 20 bucks can get me imma freebased the seasoning and make a noodle rope out of the ramen and escape out of there like a young Japaneses girl from a boys house in time for the prom

>>12373050
Why though?
You could easily just have a guy run up to a McDonalds and order a McChicken or order a pizza for delivery.
Why does the prison system have to be so comically retarded and lazy?

>>12373098
Because people like OP (hurr durr I'm gonna poop my pants when I die so they have to clean it up lolololol) who just want to fuck everybody over would order huge amounts of food and then say they weren't hungry so it all went to waste.

>>12370843
retard

>>12369581
fuck off

>>12369550
Underrated

>>12368880
good to see the unicorns and rainbows are keeping you blissfully unaware of the real world
https://www.wfaa.com/mobile/article/news/crime/suspected-north-texas-serial-killer-charged-in-smothering-deaths-of-12-elderly-women/

>>12369609
>someone ordered a shit ton of food and didn't eat it so they pretty much stopped it altogether
Pretty autistic reason to stop it. He could have ordered a thousand dollars worth of food and it'd be a drop in the bucket compared to the cost of keeping him alive on death row

>>12370537
Court records show Chemirmir is a citizen of Kenya.

Chemirmir was indicted this week in Dallas and Collin county in the deaths of:

Phyllis Payne, 91, on May 14, 2016
Phoebe Perry, 94, on June 5, 2016
Norma French, 85, on Oct. 8, 2016
Doris Gleason, 92, on Oct. 29, 2016
Minnie Campbell, 83, on Oct. 31, 2017
Carolyn MacPhee, 81, on Dec. 31, 2017
Rosemary Curtis, 76, on Jan. 17, 2018
Mary Brooks on Jan. 31, 2018
Martha Williams, 80, on March 4, 2018
Miriam Nelson, 81, on March 9, 2018
Ann Conklin, 82, on March 18, 2018
Chemirmir was indicted last year in the death of:

Lu Thi Harris, 81, on March 20, 2018
Court records show each of the women was smothered with a pillow.

>>12370465

Whatever would create the most mess after I die and lose control of my asshole

>>12373115
>>12374252
this, it gives them humanity to feed them. that is what we strip away when we (the state) execute him. from a cultural standpoint as an american it's fucked we don't give out last meals.
I understand curbing opulence, you can't have a $1000 meal where $800 of it is rare alcohol
but to deny a nigger mcnuggets and then execute him is cold and not based, Texas

>>12374468
lol there's a list of all of the last meals ever in texas and it's around 30% fried chicken

one guy asked for a piece of dirt but settled for a yogurt from a guard's lunch instead

Lamb burek my dude

>>12370697
t. retard

>>12371171
> That'll show 'em
No, but firing up the ovens might.

>>12368837
Stack of Aunt Sarah's Cornberry pancakes
10 piece Spicy Church's chicken
a pan of my mom's lasagna
Large pizza, italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, pepperoni, olives
Blackberry Cobbler
A buttermilk pie
Large order of Combo Fried Rice, Sweet and Sour CHICKEN

>>12374468
He could also not commit heinous crimes to be sent to death row too
Its supposed to be a punishment not fucking tickle time.

>>12375074
What do you achieve by this? Nothing. Don't try and imagine it is a deterrent, because studies have shown time and time again that it is not.

>>12375097
What do you achieve by wasting time and money one someone who gave up their life when they committed a heinous act? Imagine defending death row degenerates. They should be grateful that they aren't given bread and water until execution.

>>12368837
There's something weird about that picture. How the restraints are too loose and the head looks photo shopped.

Last meal would really depend on if I could choose where it came from or not. I love spaghetti, but don't want prison spaghetti. Can't say I'd have a big appetite given the situation, either way. Probably just ask for a gallon of sweet tea.

>>12375107
Of course all the posts in that chain assume the people are actually guilty. And that's where the real problem comes in. There's no-take-backs when the state kills a man. No "Oopsies". Since the late 80's, there have been over 850 exhortations of innocent people. It's conservatively estimated that 1% of the people that go to prison are actually innocent. It's likely closer to 3% or 4% but the nature of things makes it impossible to get accurate numbers over 1%.

No matter how you slice it, innocent people are being killed by the state.

Tortilla and typical taco ingredients, but with a huge supply of sour cream.
I'll just fill a tortilla with meat, cheese and a fuck ton of sour cream and cream up the entire fucking room while I'm gobbling it down

>>12372665
I dealt with that exact scenario not long ago. It was a young kid arrested on drug offences and he was a good sport about it. Shortly after that I stitched up a gangster who got shanked and that one was fucking terrified of me. Had to spend ages convincing him to even let me touch him with the needle.

>>12368880
how common did you think serial killers were in the first place, let alone ones that actually get caught and reported? do you want one on tv every day or sonething?

Julian Apple Pie
Raspberry Pie
Apple Cider
Philadelphia Roll
Spam Musubi
Pate with french bread
Polish pigs feet
Polish pork cutlet and potatoes
Good Night Sweet Prince

>>12374254
Fucking boomers