/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12390740
my meal prep for the next 7-14 days.

>>12390740
Prolly nuthin

>>12390759
probably a whole lot

>>12390740
>2 IBC rootbeers
>5, 8oz coca colas
>1 topo chico
>spicy mustard from aldi
>3 different types of string cheese
>6 pack of karbach's love street
>3 or 4 opened packs of different pellet hops

Steak, Butter, IPA, Bacon, Maple Syrup, Hot Sauce

>>12390849
HOT SAUCE???

>>12390740
a well balanced meal for a single male.
you can live for weeks on just beer and OJ (you need OJ to avoid scurvy)

>>12390757
I LOVE leftover slop!

Bratwursts
5 dozen eggs
Bacon
4lbs ground beef
Sriracha
Milk

>>12390740
who the fuck wants a giant can of miller lite you nonce

>>12391332
>5 dozen eggs
based

>>12390740
The body

So if I respond she will die in a less comfortable fashion?

>>12390740
>Not one, but TWO Steelies
Whatchu know 'bout dat? Prolly tons.

I'm on the road for most of the year, pls no bully.

>>12392221
Sup bruzzz

>>12392197
bruh..

>>12392342
Do you use velcro or is it magnets?

>>12392407
i took it with my phone and got lolstralia'd.

Not much. Too far from payday.

>>12392197
This is a clean and neat apartment fridge, congratulations.

>>12392472
you live in a hotel
>>12392342
this is obviously your 2nd fridge at least
>copenhagen

>>12390740
I opened mine up and tweety bird popped out. What do you folk think about that?

>>12392649
He looks like the feral kid from road warrior.

Going to the grocery store in a bit

>>12390740
two liters of milk, carton of eggs, sliced cheese, white creamy cheese, sliced salami, jar of pickles, mustard, ketchup, butter, kilo of lettuce, three paprikas, two tomatoes, jar of jalapenos, jar of homemade peach jam, jar of homemade plum jam, mayonaise packet, packet of strawberries, half drunken bottle of wine, three beers and half drunken bottle of coca cola

>>12392421
Nice job Chopper.
https://www.amazon.com/Foam-Latex-Deluxe-Chopper-Clown/dp/B003TQL34O

>>12392675
Those shelves look lonely without more beer. Also get some oranges and some grapes and stuff like that.

>>12392649
>this is obviously your 2nd fridge at least
It's my only fridge, but I've only been home for a couple days The Skoal is from an old endorsement, I just give it to people around here who dip.

>>12392688
>>12392421
I got that wrong and I can admit it.
That was Bronson I think.

>>12392698
I had to quit drinking :( the smirnoff is my wife's, definitely getting some fruits and veggies, and nice cuts of meat

>>12392675
A rotisserie chicken or two wouldn't hurt, you can store those in there.

>>12392197

>>12392728
If you're going to hit the deli, like a wrote, rotisserie chickens, some roast beast, some swiss cheese, and don't forget some rye bread. Those make great sandwiches. What to put on those, let's see here, some onions, I like red for that, I also like hot peppers, maybe some tomatoes.
Cheers! Avoid the weirdos.

>>12392738
Don't forget something for your wife so she gives you lovey time later.

Chicks love that, it shows that you care.
Thousand island dressing goes well with the roast beast/swiss on rye.

>>12390740

>Shoprite

Hello fellow New Yorker.

>>12392824
That's pretty sharp, I didn't look that closely until you mentioned it. Not OP.

>>12392824
Ya know shoprite also has stores in Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania. So saying hellow fellow New Yorker is pretty thin and that's coming from a New Yorker.
I can't recall ever seeing a shoprite when I lived in Manhattan or even here in midtier.

>>12390740
A corpse.
Wanna see?

>>12392864
BOO!

>>12392197

>>12392873
Sheit the kkk are on to me.

>>12392197
fuck you m8

>>12390740
Quite a bit.

>milk
>pickles
>cheese
>carrots, beets, parsnips
>leftover rice
>leftover date oatmeal from this morning
>hot dogs
>mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, bbq, etc.
>bread yeast
>half a banana
>homemade pizza dough
>and more

>>12390757
Eating the same shit for 2 weeks?

>>12390740
Yogurt, hummus, pepperoni party platter, dried salmon, ginger ale, organic milk, water, bacon, chocolate cookies, grapes, lettuce, and a half eaten hamburger.

>>12390757
>14 days of leftovers

>>12392197
you will die in yur sleep

>>12394645
and then his cats will eat him

>>12392197
I'm gonna hunt you down John Wick style and stab you in the neck with a pencil.

>>12394655
feed him to the dingoes

>>12392197
yuck you want to eat metallic spam put it a container. fuck your mum

>>12392197
Fuck you pal

cleaned it out, pretty much empty.

>>12390740
6 bottles of white wine, 2 peppers, 2 tomatoes, tube of margarine, 10 eggs, cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, anchovies, tomatoe paste, chillies and mayo

>>12394759
Where's the meat?

>>12396325
up your ass, you took it all.

Full of shit because I live with three other people. My corner has a dozen eggs, some broccoli, butter, a pint of milk, better than bullion, cranberry juice, and leftover wild rice. I have sweetbreads thawing.

>>12390740
why did you elect to pay over 6 bucks for a 6 pack of imported mexican piss water after making the intelligent decision to buy some 40's of STEEL like a financially responsible adult? corona is for kids and women who get swindled by advertising

>>12392197

I wonder does it count if you don't see it but open the image.

>>12396691
>ywn be snusnused by your significantly taller and bigger thick gf
why

>>12396325
It's in the freezer, I tend to buy my meat in bulk and freeze it

Dairy, some sausages, rice, bred, cheese and some cutlets

>>12392197
too much sauce

Let me guess OP, you're a balding depressed man in his early 30s?

>>12396699
Existence is pain for us both it seems.

>>12392197
ree

>>12392197
>even australians keep their brown eggs in the fridge

what's the yuropoor excuse for not keeping eggs fresher longer?

>>12392197
son of a bitch

>>12397647
He also has mustard, barbecue sauce, and tomato in the fridge. He's a special idiot, basically.

>>12391434
>busch light
my nigga

>>12392197

>>12392197
fuck you

>>12392221
You dont know shit about steel you faggot.

>>12392197
fuck you bro

>>12390740
>beer in plastic bottles

>>12390740
what a productive lifestyle choice

>>12390740

>>12392197
I didn't know mums could sleep

>>12391434
>piss jar in the fridge
i guess that keeps the ants away

>>12392197
well played anon

>>12391434
I see that you too are a connoisseur of beer.

>>12390757
Given the state of /ck/ today, and the fact that you didn't post a picture, I'm going to go ahead and guess you're that guy who hates leftovers false flagging with ridiculous meal prep numbers.

>>12392197

groceries tomorrow

>>12398831
>mfw an American puts ketchup in the fridge

>>12398855
Its my roommates I don't use ketchup. He has been away for a couple months though, I have ate all of his frozen steaks and fish.

>>12397996
>Insulting a Steel connoisseur
Well that's just rude and inconsiderate. Whatchu know about being rude and inconsiderate? Prolly tons.

>>12398762
go eat your microwaved leftovers cooklet
keep telling yourself it still tastes good.
the gag reflex means you need to add more hot sauce.

>>12398897
>it's actually him
>or at least somebody posting as him ironically to show how easy it is
I fucking called it.

>>12390740
thats alot of lite beer there anon

you a queer or somethin?

Dropped my dang pic. Went to the farmers market today & got some good veg

>>12399274
>being this autistic

>>12399502
>sriracha
>craft beer
wew hipster alert

>>12392197
Cunt

>>12399528
to be fair, the sriracha is my boyfriends. Paper tiger is good tho fuck you

>>12390740
solid collection of drinks

>>12399558
chi city

>>12399558
hit em the mistic

>>12399558
>>12399564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>12399564
>>12399567
Aw yea nigga made a pizza

>>12399543
>sriracha
>craft beer
how many hipsters are here rn damn

>>12399558
BAM! Hit them lil niggas with a freeze pop!

>>12399584
fuck that shit, fuck that shit

>>12392342
Based aussie fridgeposter

>>12399585
Keith's is not craft beer here in Canada

>>12399814
>pale ale
right...

>>12392197
i love u mummy <3

>>12396691
the minute the post is sent it applies to everyone in the world.

>>12392197
Fuck you

>>12390757
>>12391235
>I LOVE samefagging!

>>12400457
got news for you faggot.
i know, its hard to believe more than one person doesnt want to eat 5 day old leftovers, right?

Going to the shop rn

>>12399607
No Dinki-Di?

>>12390740
Milk, half tin oxtail soup, half tin spinach, half carton passata, cheddar, few slices of ham

>>12400546
WTF, even cats wouldn't go near that.

Nothing.

Salted cuttlefish in the bowl.

>>12399554
Post feet

>>12399528
>craft beer
>hipster
Yikes.

>>12390740
2 cans of 8% cider
bit of back bacon cut stupid thick
horrible likely out of date tomato pasta sauce
pickles
a single piece of polish fudge
ketchup
mayonnaise
wholegrain mustard
pesto
36% dairy "spread"

>>12400578
Nice film collection

12392197
>wait i dont get it why does this have so many replies
>notice it
god i fucking hate this place. you guys are worse than redditors with this shit. i hope all of your moms die in her sleep because you don't know how to stop being so fucking cringe

no (you) for you because pngs cant kill you fucking loser

>>12390757
Enjoy the tyramine.
Enjoy the slow growth of various bacteria species.
Enjoy the potential for botulism if you take any to lunch, have even the slightest temperature increase in the fridge or power failure.

>>12400766
the microwave kills all that friend, checkmate

>>12400756
u ok m8? you dont need to go full sperg mode, unless your tism is showing.

>>12401280
>absolut vanilia
found the homosexual

>>12401280
Why do you have vodka bottles full of piss in your mini fridge?

>>12401280
>Flavored vodkas
>IPAs
>Mini fridge
Almost had me for a second. 6/10, best I can do.

>>12392197
can you nut in my mouth thanks again

Luv Sapporo
Luv Kirin
'ate Mer'can
simple as.

>>12392197
no beer?

>>12401752

>>12392197
ah

>>12390849
based dadposter

>>12390740
skim milk, eggs, cottage cheese, 12 pack of modelo, and shrimp for tommorows dinner. pic unrelated

>>12404009
>skim milk
bruh.. its water

>>12392197
fuck you

>>12390740
A giant fucking ham, about half a dozen kinds of cheese, some dry salami, a large bag of arugula, celery, pickles of several kinds, 2 big tubs of whole milk cream top yogurt (plain), butter, almond butter, peanut butter, carrots, pickled jalapenos, aloe vera juice, a quart of salsa verde, ginger, scallions, half a cut onion, heavy cream, almond milk, a box of strawberries, leftover roasted turkey, some leftover refried beans, chorizo, and upwards of 99999999 condiments.

>>12404320
>99999999 condiments
mexican?

>>12404368
Nope, just a condiment hoarder. (I make a lot of recipes from other cultures, and so I collect all these condiments and then have to try and use them up). I bet I can list them all from memory.

>>12404374
ah

>>12392197
Nigger man

I am surprised to see how little food the American has in his fridge. 98% in the American fridge consists of sugar disguised as food condiments. No wonder USA is the fattest and sickest country on earth.

>>12404798
>garlic in the fridge
u ok m8? I dont th I'll nk you are that smart like you're projecting to be.

>>12404818
think*

>>12404818
Yeah I hardly eat garlic. Over time I learned (by chance) that keeping cloves of garlic laying around in the fridge helped it stay "fresh" - and uhh.. nowhere did I try to imply that I am "smart" - just pointing out how little food there is in the American fridge - mostly just condiments.

>>12392197
c

beer, beer, wine, beer, beer

>>12404798
>posts a fridge full of sugar while chiding posters he doesnt even know the nationalities of
Will it require a nuclear needle to deflate the hot air balloon of Europe's head?

>>12399502
whats the point in refrigerating honey

>>12404930
USA has among the sickest population on earth despite bragging about its pipe-dream wealth. Americans eat literally toxic industrial waste and yet they question why the US population is going collectively mentally insane. I tend to like people from the US but you guys are perhaps the most hopelessly brainwashed people on earth - brainwashed by gigantic corporations who dont give a flying fuck that you are dumb enough to consume their toxic garbage. All that garbage in the fridges above is nothing but HFCS mixed with more sugars, synthetic: aromas, flavors, colors and huge amounts of extremely unhealthy fats, preservatives, suspicious salts and a spectrum of chemicals most of us dont even know how to pronounce. Where I live, we import US products, mostly as a laugh. US "food" manufacturers are forced to reveal their ingredients in order to sell their garbage in the EU market and its funny because on the US labeling the "food" product contains 3-4 ingredients as on the EU sticker, the same product contains 20-30 ingredients - ingredients that sound like toxic compounds used in heavy industry. "Nobody is more hopelessly enslaved than he who falsely believes to be free" --some guy

>>12405054
you cannot be this retarded, can you?

>>12404798
says the fanta drinking faggot

>>12405054
>US "food" manufacturers are forced to reveal their ingredients in order to sell their garbage in the EU market and its funny because on the US labeling the "food" product contains 3-4 ingredients as on the EU sticker, the same product contains 20-30 ingredients

this isnt true whatsoever

>>12405054
You realize all foods are required to label their ingredients in the US right

Literally just turn the box over and read for yourself.

>>12405054
thats because eurotrash are fragile little flowers of human beings that cant take a beating, OHHHH NOO THIS PORRIDGE IS TOO HOT

Guess what Master Race Europe, We can take a beating of toxic chemicals, world wars, all the fucking diseases and cancers you can throw at us, and from the looks of it, we're still standing, we are still here, our Economy relative to yours is doing just great, and America is becoming great again. I understand if youre jealous that we can weather everything and anything thrown at us, meanwhile you have to be a crybaby and whine about the Freedom we're alotted in our part of the world

Gods greatest Gift to the Planet - the USA

Amerishart here do your worst

enjoying that creamy birch beer right now. mmmmm.

>>12400754
thanks. I've been meaning to shoot the Kodachrome and develop it as b&w but I'm not in any hurry.

A pack of faggy lime sparkling water that would be in the trash if I didn't feel obligated after tossing away 5 bucks. Yes the gay oh hi thing is actually on the tab

>>12406657
whyd you buy bubbly of all the brands

buy la croix if you want lime, their key lime flavor is esp good

>>12390740
yinz got that steel reserve?
what about the yuengs?

>>12406492
regardless, he is right desu. The first fridges that has been posted in this thread have just been filled to the brim with sauces and other shit containing basically nothing but sugar and shit to clog up your body.

>>12406539
what is that san pellegrino drink in the sixpack to the bottom right?

>>12390740
Fleshlight full of macaroons.

>>12406684
sparkling fag water san pellegrino, its pomegranate something

dont get that one!! its more expensive than other sparkling waters and i dont like it

HOWEVER they have another new one, that is sparkling water with fruit juice, and that one is good.

>>12406692
why do you insult s.pellegrino? they make some of the most based sparkling water there is

>>12406694
its zero calorie sparkling water not normal san pellegrino 200 calorie sparkling water. those are good. the zero cal is not good

the ones with like 35 calories are also good

>>12390740
water
parmesan
mustard

>>12390740
bacon
ham
cheese
tomatoes
peppers
cucumber
ketchup
homemade hotsauce
2 mustards
polish winari majonez
black vinegar
cock sauce
pickles

>>12392667
Its young Joe dirt

>>12392197
JANNY

>>12392197

>>12406659
I'm not experienced in sparkling water. I was just looking for something to try to knock the urge to down sodas.

I work at a liquor store in the beer section. The red packages are beef jerky from the local student farm and I have a steak chili cooking with a chick roast from there right now. Eat meijer salads for lunch every day.

What think?

>>12407872
Whatever helps you, then that's good. Good luck friend.

>>12409181
>beer
>beef jerky
that's fucking perfect combo, good job anon.

>>12392197
i saw how many replies this had so i should've known better but i looked and now i'm commenting
fuck you anon, you're why we deserve nuclear annihilation

>>12409244
The jerky is really moist. Man i'm impressed by these meat and ag college students. UIUC is historically an agricultural college, but it's real nice that they have a butcher shop. Being an old army grant geology student has major benefits.

Here's the stew. I only added half a cup of red wine but it ended up so wet. Guess the onions added a lot of water. Tastes great, even though I expected chili, not stew.

>>12409276
Dropped image

half eaten package of bacon
one modelo negro tall boy
one onion (white)
jar of foie gras terrine
three bottles of sriracha (my roommates)
costco jug of ranch (my roommates)

in the freezer is 10 lbs of high quality well raised pork shoulder (pig definitely had a name), a gallon of extremely good chicken stock my ex gave me (bitch makes a mean stock), several tamales from the tamale lady, a bottle of costco vodka, and about a pound of psilocybin cubensis mushrooms

>>12409289
Those cubes would be better off dried.

>>12409281
looks decent to me, would eat.

>>12409363
Thanks. It's four pounds of chuck, seared and sliced after smoking with hickory for an hour, three yellow onions, 6 cloves garlic, a can of diced tomatoes with jalapenos, two cans tomatoe puree, half a cup dry red wine, a block of dark chocolate, and enough beef bone stock to get everything moist when it was placed in the crock pot. Also paprika and cayenne pepper. Made the whole apartment complex smell great.

>>12409397
you know how to cook my dude. I smoke meats a lot and adds great flavor.

>>12392197
>2011
>putting your ketchup in the fridge

>>12400476
>4chanX
retarded samefag