/ck/ - Food & Cooking

imagine being so cucked by the jews at the petrol company you need to constantly drive to and from the shops to buy cheap american bread and milk which could otherwise be frozen to support isreal with your fuel shekels

>>12420634
They don't know any better because they've always eaten long shelf life packaged garbage foods, they refer to that as "normal food". Bread that doesn't last two months is referred to as "specialty bread" and its' mostly for pretentious fucking foreign faggots (why do you hate America? do you think you're better than us?)

It wouldn't occur to them that there's even a need to shop for groceries more often because any food that doesn't last 2-4 months at a minimum is considered subversive and possibly Mexican, Muslim, or Liberal.

>>12420634
you dont have to do that in fly over states because all food comes in cans

>>12420692
Not true, a lot of times it just comes from the drive thru.

>>12420634
freezing milk? never heard of that.

>>12420720
the drive through is just teenagers opening the cans and handing the food to you. idiot.

>>12420725
You think everything in those places comes from cans? Don't be ridiculous. This is America's Heartland, we have everything here. Some of it comes from boxes and even microwave-safe freezer pouches.

You obviously have never set foot in America and probably hate it and want to destroy it because your Marxist professors told you that freedom is bad.

>>12420732
lmao sweaty i am actually a can

>>12420732
>pretending this hard to be an american

fucking obsessed

>>12420634
Hey where the fuck do you live pal? Hey watch out for those AIDs needles and human feces on the sidewalks when you go to your overpriced meme brunch.

>>12421134
t. pissy fly*ver stater

i unironically wish i was flyover american
any flyover want to marry and import me?
i'm not a tranny and i can cook and work on motorcycles and know a trade that makes good money

>>12421156
>flyovers are literally posting weird pro-flyover fanfic now

>>12421165
i'm not flyover or even american
just a dreamer

any flyover want to marry and import me?
i'm not a tranny
>not a tranny
i do not want to marry you

>>12421171
>just a dreamer
>dreamer
stay out of my country

>>12421201
>Mississippi at #6
how

Flyover states are the best states to live in. You can get a 3 car garage, backyard pool, 4 bedroom house for the same price per month as renting a broom closet in a "cultured" city.

>>12421292
You can buy an entire town in Mali for the price of a high end laptop computer

>>12421201
hmmm

>>12421156
Just go watch Napoleon Dynamite and jerk off instead
Living here is not fun or exciting

>>12421270
low pollution, high community involvement in the form of church, lots of intrafamilial social support
This map doesn't take into account wealth, education, life expectancy, etc

>>12421201
>Indiana just fuck my shit up

>>12421201
>Minnesota
>overrun by somalis
>darkest green

I'm skeptical

>>12421292
That's assuming the size of your house equates to quality of life. What if the suburban dream isn't your thing? What if your pleasures include socializing, live music, going out to eat and the like? The big house far enough away from everything so you need to get into the car and drive to do anything sounds like a trap. Sounds like you end up isolated in it watching TV. That's too small a world for me.

>>12421423
You don't need to buy a big house way out in the country. Any suburb will have plenty of forms of entertainment for you. I live in one and there are farmer's markets, concerts in the park, restaurants, etc. Just depends on where you live but it's not an either/or scenario.

>>12421492
>92nd Street Y: Borodin Quartet, Angela Hewett, Orpheus Chamber Orchestra
>Muncie Bandshell: Muncie High School Chorus bleats out "Kansas City" of Rogers & Hammerstein fame. Sometimes a white nationalist band might also perform

>NYC greenmarket: actual high quality local produce
>Muncie "farmer's market": random shit from the Des Moines Cost Plus World Market, sold at a slight markup. also mealy tomatoes from Walmart that will go up in price as soon as the borders are closed

>NYC restaurant scene: everything from random hole in the wall regional Nigerian food to Blue Hill and EMP
>Muncie restaurant scene: Olive Garden and Cheesecake Factory. There are rumors that Five Guys might be opening soon

I've lived in CA, OR, IA, MN and WI. My fav were OR, WI and MN.

IN and AR are total shithole states though

I don't understand the hate the Midwest gets, it's comfy when I go there.

t. Alaskan

>>12421365
Minnesotan here. They're fairly contained in the bigger cities.

>>12421201
>New Hampshire higher than Vermont

Disregard

>>12420634
They inhale so much fear porn that every trip that involves talking to strangers requires a lot of preparation and stresses them out. So in order to minimize this they try to get it all done in massive “grocery expeditions” to stock their freezer rather than buying fresh stuff that might expire

>>12421537
>muh cherrypicking

>>12421492
I've lived in the suburbs a few times in my life, and each time I couldn't wait to move back to the city. I get the appeal if you work long hours at some high pressure job and just want to spend your off hours in your little kingdom. I like going out and doing stuff, and the options available in the suburbs aren't varied enough to hold my interest. I like being able to just walk out the door and there's a ton of stuff going on within walking distance.
>>12421537
This.

>>12421558
What part of Oregon? I'm there now and am totally fed up with the Portland area. Don't know where else to move that would be nice and have quality job choices. Plus the state income tax here is bullshit so idk.

>>12421630
Fair enough I guess. I like going to parks and the quiet of nature so the less people I can be around the better. My dream evening is just sitting at home listening to some music and having tea to relax.

What's wrong with freezing bread? If you don't eat a lot of sandwiches or toast just take a slice or two out an hour before you need it and it's as good as normal and the rest of the loaf doesn't mold.

>>12421602
I've lived in both Vermont and New Hampshire. Vermont is full of retardedly liberal politicians who tax the life out of individuals, families, and businesses, and then are so confused as to why people are leaving the state and not returning that they are actually offering people monetary incentives to come live there. Meanwhile New Hampshire has no income tax and far better job opportunities.

Source
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/31/vermont-will-pay-you-10000-to-move-there-and-work-from-home.html

>>12421365
They just live in the twin cities. Minnesota is still like, 90% white and 5% jungle asians>>12421365

I drove through Iowa and found it comfy. In the small towns everyone does this thing where they lift their index finger off the steering wheel in acknowledgment of you when you drive past them. Also I am white.

>>12420634
Here's the real reason. A lot of people have to drive into town to buy groceries so when they do go they stock the hell up, especially if shit is on sale. A lot of people out here grow their own produce or just buy from neighbors so they just stock up on essentials

>>12421201
>>12421309
really causes me to contemplate

>>12421309
Oregon should be based - too bad it's filled with leftist faggots

In flyover country Olive Garden is considered fine dining.

>>12420664
Okay; now THIS, is based & red-pilled !

>>12421928
They also get triggered by Five Guys which is considered extremely upscale and expensive

>>12420725
you are fucking retarded. kill yourself.

Every country has it's idiots OP. These are the idiots of the USA, they're actually a lot better than the idiots of Africa, Asia, Europe, ETC. They mainly just want to be left alone and bask in their retardation.

>>12421904
Most of the state is republican, just the metro areas ruin it for the rest of us. I think something like 30 out of the 36 counties voted Trump except the ones in college towns and along the coast.

>>12421951
This is how it was in my town when the Red Lobster opened. It was the first "high class" restaurant we got. It was California btw.

>>12421972
>the wealthiest and most educated part of a state didnt vote for the orange retard
Really gets my noggin joggin

>>12420634
Freezing bread is good though. It stays in peak condition instead of going soft after 2 days.

What did flyover states ever do to you? Why so much hate for people you’re apparently never going to meet since you fly over them? I don’t understand the autistic rage against people you’re supposedly better than.

>>12421630
Lol what a bugman.

>>12421979
sh-shut up f-faggot liberal

>>12421979
The wealthiest and most educated place (and diverse) in the state wants to flood our country with foreigners. Sounds pretty intelligent to me.

>>12421996
shut up bitch cry about it on pol

>>12421423
I have a big house way out in the country in Indiana. Got a forest for hunting, a shooting range, a big lake, and some dirt paths for 4 wheeler shenanigans. Friends and family come over everyday. I can afford a week of vacation with the wife and kids every month but we go every 3 so we don’t tire of it. Fort Wayne is 20 minutes away if I want to see a concert car auction or pick up some fishing stuff. If you like payin a million more than I will for everything, you do you, but everything you listed is in every city in the world.

>>12421999
Lmao you're a salty faggot. How do you fucking retards expect the earth to handle this shit? Each one of them that comes in makes a large carbon footprint. They have to tear down trees for their shitty government housing. They have make a million more tons of plastic to wrap their hfcs and soy in. How do people believe that this is okay? Do you try to justify because of muh ethnic food? Or is it because you love a new flavor of the month immigrant to plow your tranny cuck ass?

>>12421966
>idiots don’t want to live in brick and concrete hellholes and pay 10x more then what they can out in the country
Truly, city life is the greatest thing.

>>12422015
lmfao you're retarded. go be annoying somewhere else

>>12422023
You don't have a comeback. This is the reality. We have a much higher standard of living then them. We cause a lot of pollution. When they come over here they acquire a much higher standard of living and make a larger carbon footprint. This earth can't take unfettered growth. This is the problem with neoliberalism and capitalism. Fuck you.

>>12422015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0cvqT1tAE

>>12422040
this is actually not a bad point but reflects an ahistorical understanding of the imperialist process and the causes of migration

>>12422049
I'm not arguing surburban vs city living. I'm arguing against uncontrolled immigration and endless capitalist growth. I believe we should aim for a less industrialized world where rural communities thrive. But even if I were arguing surburban vs urban are you going to honestly imply that the city is better because it's slightly cheaper? It's full of crime and pollution.

>>12422072
And even if it were to be less pollutive we'd have to live like literal bugs. Stacked up on top of each other and fed soy and insects. Fuck that. I'll enjoy my woods.

>>12421966
Why are they retarded just because they eat shitty food? I could say it's equally retarded to spend $100 for a sushi dinner unless sushi happens to be something you genuinely love, but for most people it is a novelty they will happily blow half a paycheck on despite not really enjoying it all that much.

>>12421979
>educated

If they were educated they wouldn't be needing to go to college now would they? :)

>>12422072
>slightly
>$280 vs $26
You mean an order of magnitude cheaper. It's cheaper because the same resource can be used by more people. Ergo, less pollution. Wow, math is tough!

>>12422072
>the city is better because it's slightly cheaper?
Depending on your choices the city can be much cheaper.
>>12422072
>It's full of crime and pollution.
Depends on the city.

>>12421156
Gay marriage is illegal in flyover states

>>12422110
Based Kansas.

Unfortunately I heard it's full of spiders. I wish they'd make spiders illegal too.

>>12422089
>living like literal bugs
>crime and degeneracy everywhere
>no culture other than ethnic food and social liberalism
>bu-but it's cheaper and less pollution!

>>12421951
What is the problem here? Are small towns supposed to be filled with fancy restaurants?

>>12422123
t. watched an action film from 1982 and thinks that's what cities are like almost 40 years later

>>12422149
>thinking you can have a fact-based discussion on 4chan
Are you new?

>>12422110
BTFO

>>12420634
Who told you that flyovers do this?

>>12422149
all the statistics I see make NYC sound like an utterly terrible place in the 70s and 80s, like unbelievably bad

>>12420634
because the nearest grocery store is an hour and a half round trip

>>12422149
Lmfao NYC is a literal police state that racially targets minorities. I'm sure all the other big cities do the same. I'll just sit back on my nice piece of land while your cuck ass tries to cope. I bet your tranny ass is a dog parent too. Lmao. Enjoy watching everything that's decent get tore down in front of you (literally and figuratively).

>>12421983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xddh70XyDTw

>>12422202
Why the obsession with traps? You're not aroused by this, are you? It's ok to be gay, cleetus.

>>12422213
>>12422202
Oops, George Soros and the globalists stole my picture. Let's try that again.

>>12421201
based
t. arkansan

>>12421979
>young retards, women, and nonwhites actually voted for Hillary Clinton
ftfy

>>12420634

My parents do the same anon.

We live in Italy. There are about 5 bakeries in our neighborhood. They buy huge bulks of fresh artisanal bread and immediately throw it into the freezer. Can you imagine anything more retarded than living in Italy and eating frozen/reheated bread every single day of your life?

>>12422089
That's one metric. Does it
ccount for gridlock and the increased pollution from traffic? For the massive layer of smog overlaying cities like LA?

The fuck does this leftypol shit have to do with food and cooking. Smh

Fuck city life. It took me 15 minutes to drive 2 miles the other day and that was only at 3 PM. By the time I got home my pizza was cold.

>>12422058
>the third world is only a shithole because the mean old first world kicked them to keep them down
>migration is just desserts for the evil empires who exploited the rest of the world
I expected nothing less from you perpetual victimhood types.

>>12421201
Hey, we're also number 1 in parking if I'm not mistaken.

That said, Fargo is a shithole with the worst types of people, but it's better than South Dakota.

>>12422218
>gets btfo'd
>y-you're gay!

>>12421979
>metro areas
>smart

Stop shitting in the streets.

>>12421292
That's because there's nothing to do here.
t. lives in flyover land
But there are decently cheap metropolitan areas like the NC research triangle, which are preferable to this.

>>12423088
>magatard states literally the lowest iq proving the point
Are you one of the MIGA campaign staff who released the audio confirming trump called Markle "nasty" while trying to refute the claim, lol? Retard.

>>12420634
You can hate flyovers but you can't hate gay anal sex.

>>12423554
>midwest has the highest IQ
>most of the midwest voted for trump
Confirmed you're a brainlet coastie

>>12423570
maga land is obviously the south you jackass

>>12423580
Confirmed for retard.

>>12420664
seething

>>12421201
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12423594
so every deep south state is red, I don't see your point

>>12423554
What are you even talking about you seething retard lmao

>>12421270
Because you get a pickle from a vending machine in Mississippi.

why does it matter what is going on in our state or city? none us ever leave our houses.

>>12423664
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>12420722
Because literally nobody does that. It's made up faggot shit.

>>12423439
What are you trying to do that you can’t do anywhere else? There’s skydiving, golf, restaurants, skiing, shopping, live concerts, socializing, political bullshit, etc. what is so boring about the middle of the country? You faggots sit around and shitpost on your computer anyway. Difference is my $600 2bed apartment and your $1200 studio.

>>12423692
>your $1200 studio.
I live in the midwest too you illiterate nigger.
Anyways, the answer is nightlife, there is a reason I'm shitposting on my computer.

>>12423692
better food honestly

>>12423667
>FURBABIES
god I fucking hate that term

>>12422349
They have to do it here because they'll get utterly rekt if they try to do it on /pol/.

>>12423757
this sub has always made fun of flyover food

>>12420664
Based & redpilled

>>12421201
Mississippi being at #6 tells me this map is cuckservative bullshit.

>>12421320
>life expectancy
then what's the fucking point?

>>12420634
Iowa only has homosexuloids

I miss when this place wasnt infested by a bunch of libtards from reddit and we just talked about tendies and mcchickens. you guys come here and ruin it

>>12421320
>This map doesn't take into account wealth, education, life expectancy, etc
You don't understand what quality of life means.

>>12420722
>>12423678
My old boss from Montana said his mom used to do it when milk was on sale

>>12423764
You have to go back.

>>12421951
CUTE!

>>12420634
If you dislike flyovers so much then why do you let them live in your head rent free?

Flyover life sounds great if I'm being honest, but I need mountains, forest, or sea nearby. Endless prairie would kill me.

FLYOVER LOVE THREAD

1.) Cheap food w/ decent variety
2.) Everyone's grandma or mom is a god tier cook and isnt a degenerate.
3.) Few health stores and pretentious douchebag vegans
3.) Not shit cities with homeless people, crackheads (but meth tho...), terrible roads, bad schools and gangs.

>>12420634
Town's far. Got shit to do on the land. Responsibilities. City folk wouldn't understand. Daddy government does your day to day for you.

>>12420664
I am a committed conservative in the sticks and this is true. Its innate to a lot of them because of distance to population centers rather than xenophobia, but it often develops into it.
I don't because I have taste, but I'm an idiot about cost-effectiveness in groceries, so there's that.

>>12422149
>Ages 15-24
>Two three-year spans
Real fucking informative.

>>12424666
If you have a single farm hand, or ANYONE, family or otherwise, helping you with your responsibilities, then you're just the fucking same, getting somebody else to do your "day to day" for you. Doesn't matter if it's having the snow on my street plowed or having the shit shoveled out of your barn.

>>12424666
Are you out there cutting hay with a scythe? If you're not then you ain't fucking shit.
"hurp a dur big daddy gubbmint I'm a REAL man"
fuck no you're not, everything good about you was made in a John Deere plant in Indiana

>>12422149
>"decline in gun homicide rates"
>resort to carlin-esque word play statistic as a good thing

>>12424943

That does look comfy though.

>>12422072
>I believe we should aim for a less industrialized world where rural communities thrive
Rural communities have never thrived in all of human history.

>>12425023
They are thriving now in the US. The midwest produces most of the country's food, and the excess we export to other countries. Without a strong rural farming network the world would collapse.

>>12422202
>that racially targets minorities

so its open season on white people over there?

>>12421201
>Mississippi #6
It’s literally third world tier.

>>12421201
I've seen that 70's show, so I ain't buying it.

>>12422015
Christ /pol/ has rotted your brain to mush.

>>12421270
Go anywhere gentrified enough to keep the blacks out and its a goddamn utopia.

>>12425209
No it’s not. It still falls behind in every metric.

>>12425062
>Without a strong rural farming network the world would collapse.
1000% this.

This is why "Flyover hate" is madness. But hey, you do you.

>>12420634
I don't know a single person that does this. But I also live on the east coast. If you know people who do this then you're probably a self hating flyover in denial.

>>12425228
Wrong.
Ignore the black people, and all of Mississippi's stats suddenly pop up to nationwide average.

But y'know, that'd be racist.

Meanwhile, SanFran is reduced to designated shitting streets, and LA is about to have a plague resurgence from all the rats.

>>12422149
Those decreases can be primarily attributed to gentrification (particularly in NYC, SF, and Austin) and Hispanics replacing blacks as the underclass in every one of those cities. You're retarded

>>12425228
I really cannot comprehend what extreme level of delusion someone would have to be under to believe this. Stop sucking CNN's tit and go visit a ghetto, you'll see it's not the paradise you seem to think it is.

>>12421201
Never have the life quality police knocked on my door to ask how I'm doing.
Life in Maryland is perfectly fine. It's pretty much just Baltimore that's garbage.

>>12425187
>implying Wisconsin was not comfy.

>>12425201
How because I used cuck and tranny? None of you have been able to refute my point. Unlimited capitalist growth and unlimited immigration is bad for the earth. I don't know if you're a leftist but if you are it's almost as if you retards can't admit this. The west makes a larger carbon footprint. It doesn't matter how "green" you are. You could eat and live like literal insects and you'd still produce more waste and use more energy than some African or Guatemalan if they were left to their own devices i.e. no help or technology from us. But neoliberal capitalism loves to exploit every resource and always find a new consumer. Fuck off. If you truly care about this earth you need to be anti immigration.