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12493616 No.12493616[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Phoning for pizza delivery.
>“It’s buy one get one free today, sir.”
>pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one
>yes, “we” will take two.
>Ate both in one sitting.
Gluttonous shame thread?

>> No.12493641

Holy crap, you are a gigantic piece of shit. Goddamn I hope your parents aren't alive to witness this shame

>> No.12493649

>>12493616
I've done that before. I cant eat large amounts anymore, now I can barely finish two slices. But I remember when I was young ordering a pepperoni pizza and a cheeseburger sub at the same time and finishing all of it by myself.

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>>12493616
I too watched Key & Peele.

>> No.12493659

>>12493616
I made a batch of chocolate chip cookies and ate them by myself in 4 days. Also I only baked half of the dough

>> No.12493663

>>12493616
i always order 2 combo meals at mcdonalds with different types of soda so they think i'm buying for two people

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>>12493616
>Be me
>8:00 pm, fucking starving so I go to nearby McDonalds
>Order two 50 piece chicken mcnuggets, 10 double cheeseburgers, 2 filet-o-fish, 5 medium fries, and 5 medium drinks
>cashier looks upset, calls out the order in a disgusted tone
>hear angry workers quarreling in the back, shuffling around loudly
>mfw

>> No.12493902

Pizza guy here

I know when you’re ordering all that food for yourself versus for a group.