/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12512970
if you're passionate about food, you're not going to be eating processed junk. /ck/ is a healthy weight board

>>12512970
165 lbs
Ate an entire box of Cheez-Its Hot 'n Spicy, a box of Hot Tamales candy, and 3 chocolate ice cream bars

Used to be a wrestler. Did a lot of bringing/purging, though never vomited to lose weight. Just did a lot of not eating and then running in trash bags/sweats to make weight and then binged on bagels with cream cheese immediately afterweigh ins.

Currently at 6' 1" 178.

>>12512970
5'12, 260lbs
I think the worst I've done in my life was setting the precedent that I'll eat all leftovers my family doesn't want. I can't stand wasting food but now I'm the family garbage disposal.

6'0 176lbs, but last Christmas I was 220. I got that fat cause I finally got a college meal plan and basically got an all-you-can-eat buffet on a card. Realized how fat I was getting and turned myself around after I weighed myself.

Two frozen pizzas dipped in blue cheese, plus like 5 or 6 locos once.
>once

>>12512970
one time as a teenager i ate reese's pieces until i vomited

5'11" 180lbs

>>12512970
6'3 260
Back when I played football I was a bottomless pit. One time I ordered an 8 piece family dinner from a chicken place that came with 4 biscuits, 2 sides(mashed potatoes and gravy, and pinto beans)and a half gallon of lemonade. I finished it all in a night.

>>12512970
Ate one of those 1 pound Hershey's kiss things in one sitting.

Not even fat

>>12512970
>6'2"
>250 lbs
Yeah, need to cut weight. I know.
>My ex and I smoked a shit ton of weed, ate four X-large meat lovers pizzas, and fucked for five hours straight until we were both raw years ago.

6'2" 195
when I was depressed and smoking a shitload to cope, I was a black hole. pizzas, chips, literally all the stereotypical American junk food. i would literally be taking people's food to satisfy my hunger. i have put entire chinese buffets out of business and am not to be fucked with.

5ft 85lb, sometimes ill buy several taco bell party boxes of soft tacos and fucking demolish them while watching a movie and staying up all night, all washed down with one of those huge monsters with the screw top or a faygo

>>12513222
>Faygo
Are you a juggalette

5’10, 18 stone.

The fattest thing I have done would have been back in the days I smoked pot, my girlfriend fell out with me after I ate nine Krispy Kreme doughnuts out of a dozen box she bought in the space of an hour or two. Wasn’t just those glazed ones either, I’m talking the premium fat boy doughnuts.

>>12513243
my dad did sound crew for icp and ive met violent j but no, ive never done the makeup or anything i just live in michigan

>>12513256
Can I fuck you?

>>12513222
>>12513256
why are there small children here. do kids really not have anything better to do

5'10" 174 lbs

worst i did was get an order of pork chow mein and an order of sweet and sour chicken. ate the whole thing with the rice. that wasn't too long ago and i started by diet shortly afterward

>>12513259
maybe
>>12513270
im 18 just small :( my mom is 5'2 and my dad is 5'5 so i was cursed to max out at 5ft

>>12512970
2 subway footlongs in an hour or two.

>>12513281
tits or gtfo

>>12513311
here ya go

Ate a full box of thin mints in 30 mins

>>12512970
I don't even want to admit this anonymously.
>be 12
>absolute unit
>go with mom (also fat) to chinese buffet
>load up two plates with as many different foods as possible
>scarf down as a fat kid does
>stomach is upset
>lean over and puke all over floor
>we move tables and busbitches begin to clean up
>before they're halfway done I go and get two more plates
>eat more slowly, completely unaware of how disgusting I look
>other patrons' faces when
>remember this sometimes late at night and cringe myself to sleep
I'm 30 now, 5'9 140lbs.

>>12513350
I threw up at a restraunt after eating like an entire plate of fried dill pickle chips when I was 5 or 6. I'm 32 and anytime the word pickle comes up my mom and brother have to start talking about it
>omg remember the ti-
Yeah I do. Jesus Christ.

The only reason I fast for even one day is so I can eat a whole large pizza in 1 sitting every week.

>>12513038
Congrats on the weight loss. I'm the same height and stepped on the scale May 1st to see almost 230 lbs. Want to get back to about where you are now, currently at 208.

The fattest thing I've done is around Halloween time, buying those big bags of "fun size" Snickers or Reese's with the intent of handing them out to trick or treaters. I ate them all, sometimes most of the bag in one evening. Then I turn off the lights and don't answer the door because there's no candy left.

5'9" or 5'10" (can't quite remember), 120lb. I'm scared of gaining the slightest bit of weight so i don't eat much at home, but I once went to the Mcdonald's drive thru 4 times in one week, stopping by the local boba tea place 3 times. I eat chicken nuggets when I'm depressed but thankfully I've been nugget free for like 4 or so months

>>12512970

Binge eat like 10,000 calories.

Breakfast
>4 egg omelette with cheese, 5 strips bacon, 5 sausages, and 2 slices of pepperoni pizza, stack of pancakes with syrup, chocolate milk (2 glasses).

>Lunch

2 double bacon cheese burgers, large order of waffle fries, 2 piece cod fish n chips with extra tartar sauce, bag of doritos

>Dinner

Large double pepperoni, double cheese pan pizza with bacon and jalapenos, biscuits with gravy, order of cheese garlic bread

> Dessert

5 oreos, half a chocolate cake and half a pint of ben and jerry's rocky road.

Maybe even more than 10,000 calories as I basically snacked on potato chips, chocolate covered pretzels and chocllate almonds all day and also drank some vodka

I am 5'8 and 317lbs as of this morning. A typical day for me is substantially less. Usually start the day off with 2 or 3 scrambled eggs, some bacon, lunch is often a pasta dish or burgers+fries, and dinner I'll typically have some pizza (not large though, usually like a medium supreme and hold back on the double cheese/pepperoni. Also dessert for me is never as big as that, I will usually just have 1 cookie and a couple scoops of ice cream topped with candied fruit or chocolate covered raisings/almonds/etc.

I hate myself

>>12513523

anon....jesus chris

>>12513523
Have you just given up?

>>12513542

Basically. I don't see the point in even trying anymore I have been a punching bag for my entire life. Cheated on by ex girlfriend after my dad died, failed out of community college, ghosted by my friends in my anime fan group, bullied at school, ridiculed in the gym when I tried to go and better myself. All I have left is food and alcohol and my bird but he's old and will die soon.

A little while ago, when my ex wife was out of town for two weeks, every day I ate like a gluttony elemental. I would usually start the day with a Bob Evan's frozen biscuits and gravy meal. I'd have Arby's for lunch every day, usually a King's Hawaiian Fish Sandwich with large curly fries or onion rings, or maybe go to a mexican restaurant. Then for dinner, I'd usually have an entire large pizza, and dessert. For example: I would order a large specialty pizza from Domino's, with bread bites, and a Blonde Brownie, and eat the whole fucking thing. Sometimes I'd get a Stouffer's family sized meal and eat that with a pint of ice xream. Sometimes I'd get Chinese, where I'd get a large order of Mei Fun, two egg rolls, a plate of 6 crab rangoons, and dessert. I gained at least 15, maybe 20 pounds in two weeks. I did this every day for at least 2 weeks.

Now, I usually ate pretty well, but I think I was depressed because deep down, I knew our relationship was over.

Nowadays I'm eating good, lost at least 30 pounds since then, and working out, ect.

Thinking back, I can believe that I ate that poorly, sure, but not for two fucking weeks straight. Blows my fucking mind now how absolutely degenerate that was.

>>12513554

what's your favourite food to eat?

>>12513523
lol one of those is meals is more than I eat in one day.

>>12513554
I've never seen anyone ridiculed in the gym because at least you are there trying. Where are you from? How old are you?

>>12513557

tough to decide. I love pizza and deep dishes of lasagna but ultimately sandwiches are my favorite thing to eat. I make my own at least 3 or 4 times a week. The way I do it is I get a large French load from the store, make a mayonaise and horseradish mix with maybe a little touch of dijon mustard. Spread on both. Then add my favorite coldcuts. I tend to go for peppered salami, black forest ham, over roasted turkey and some bacon. Then add at least 2 types of cheese, usually provolone and cheddar but I'll do mozzarella or this kinda funky delicious stuff called pecorino. If I'm in the mood, lettuce and tomato, maybe a little bit of red onion or shallots (white onions are too harsh bleh). A few potato chips for the crunch factor. Then grill it until warmed through and the cheese is melted. Always served with fries along with some bernaise sauce, horseradish mayo, and chipotle ketchuip for dipping.

>>12513244
She sounds like a cunt

>>12512970
Drink soda constantly, though I've been a hungry skelly my entire life. Most people assume if you drink lots of soda you're fat.

>>12513565

28, California

>>12513573

oops meant to say French loaf*

>>12513565
>I've never seen anyone ridiculed in the gym

It was probably some 20 year old gym roastie taking selfies while doing her sqauts for thots routine.

>>12513575
Yeah, she was.

>>12513580
Dude 28 is young. Time to suck it up and make a change. Or keep at it and drop dead at 40

>>12513565
>I've never seen anyone ridiculed in the gym because at least you are there trying.
>Anon gets ridiculed in the gym and feels like shit about it
>Mentions it and gets told this basically never happens followed by incredulous questions about age and residence
Great job cheering him up, faggot.

>>12512970
Mostly when I was a teenager
>get stoned
>eat a whole pizza
>eat pizza with chow mein dumped on top
>eat shitloads of candy
>eat shitloads of cheese and crackers
Most of it wasn’t too bad

>>12512970
Back in college, the dining halls were all you can eat. Believe me, I ate all I could eat. Sometimes more than I could, eating so much I threw up when I got back to my dorm.
God, depression eating sucks.

>>12513621
>eating so much I threw up when I got back to my dorm
Did you just get accidentally nauseous, or are you one of those women with the eating disorder where you vomit food sometimes to lose weight?

>>12513610
Seriously. I don't understand how people resign themselves to life being shitty when they're a quarter/third of the way through it. Why would you give up your own agency when all it will do is fulfill that destiny. At 5'8 and 300+ this guy could drop 100lbs in 6 months grinding at the gym and in the kitchen but he'd rather kill himself with food and feel sad all the time.

Goddamn waste.

>>12513615
Oh lighten up dude isn't that sensitive

>>12513620
>get stoned
>eat a whole pizza

I can relate. This is probably the fattest thing I've ever done. I haven't smoked weed in a decade+ because I started having panic attacks after smoking it, though.

>>12513523
>A typical day for me is substantially less
>317 lbs
You sure about that, buddy?

>>12513523
Hey anon. I don’t know how many shit motivational stuff you’ve ever read, and I really don’t mean to preach. But I bet you could lose it, friend. I know life seems tough right now. But there’s a whole world out there with shit to do, bitches to fuck, and food to try.

You should try going keto, that’s what I’m doing. I’m 6’0 and ~290 lbs. It might sound super autistic, but I’m into this shit called MILSIM and want to go do it because I can’t actually join the military due to a limitation regarding my leg. But long story short, I want to go to this thing called Red Divide as an East German soldier. I can’t fit in an East German uniform, because they don’t make them for bigger guys. But you know what? I ordered it anyway, I can try to put it on every day. It doesn’t work now, sure. But eventually, I’m gonna be able to put it on. And I’m gonna be able to go to that MILSIM event.

I know this is a really big autistic splurge but it hurt me to read your post, friend. Take care of yourself, I know you can do it.

>>12513281
Sux 4 u, I'm taller than both my parents

In japan dominos does buy 1 get 2 free on sun and weds so I got 3 for myself and made a pizza sandwich using all of them then ate it as I lay in bed watching a film.
Didn’t take a pic but here’s one of the 1kg cheese one they recently brought. Fuckin garbage pizza I hate dominos so much but I’m just too greedy when the offers are on.

>>12513711
>so I got 3 for myself and made a pizza sandwich using all of them then ate it as I lay in bed watching a film.

What toppings did you choose for those pizzas?

6'0" 130lbs i have a genetic disease that makes eating difficult, but when i was young i ate an entire rack of beef ribs that came under a prime rib that was left over from a wedding and a tub of leftover mash potatoes and gravy. I didn't know if the grease would ever come off my fingers from the beef ribs, but it was the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.

>>12513629
Started as one, developed into the other.

>>12512970
Stuffed crust digiorno pizza, topped with bagelbites and tostinos pizza rolls.

it was a big night.

>>12513653
Damn anon, make sure you exercise while you do that ketard shit though, hope he reads your post, I’m not even fat and it inspired me

i once ate 7 gourmet donuts in less than 24 hours. that's probably the worst desu. i was 115ish then and weigh about 130 now.

>>12512970
I ate a large bowl of mash potatoes and a rack of ribs while drinking a lot of sweet tea in one sitting

>>12513836
I fast walk on a treadmill for about 30 minutes a day every day and weightrain after. It’s slow, but I feel a lot more confident and physically better after an hour and a half of exercise than sitting on my ass all day. Thanks for the kind words, friend.

>>12513917
Your interests are gay and your choice in military affiliation probably says something about your retarded political ideas, but I'll be damned if you're not using it to a good end. Keep up the good work, maybe you'll become a better person when your body starts working correctly

>>12513930
Oh don’t worry, I’m not a Commie shit head. I just think commies have cooler guns and unis than the west. I’m personally a Libertarian. But again. I thank you for the kind words. I’m 20, but I can’t comprehend how people are willing to throw their lives away because of, what I imagine could be labeled “Hedonism”, I guess gluttony would be a better term.

I know I’m a fat fuck, but I’m honest to god tired of it.

>>12513940
>I’m personally a Libertarian.
Ah, I was correct. Anyway, keep it up I guess

>>12513940
>I can’t comprehend how people are willing to throw their lives away because of, what I imagine could be labeled “Hedonism”, I guess gluttony would be a better term.
I think the trick is you're thinking of it like it's an active thing they're deciding to do when they're really just passively going along with the habits they're used to. Hard to see how someone would throw their life away but easy to see how someone wouldn't have the willpower to pull themselves out of the downward spiral they're slowly but steadily circling around.

>>12512981
Lol. you have never worked in the industry I assume?

>>12513951
That makes a lot more sense, yeah. It’s just an all around upsetting thing for me to think about. I really hope that Anon finds it somewhere within him to help himself.

>>12513620
oh fuck. this reminds me, i had this one friend when i was like 18/19 and we'd get stoned and just gorge. one time we made a pizza and then put an entire box of mac and cheese on top and then put more cheese on top. pretty sure we ate the whole thing plus some other shit like tim's jalapeno chips. those were the days man

>>12513653
Oh yeah. And obligatory fat fuck comment. One time I got so fucking stoned at like 2 am, my mom drove to Krystal’s and ordered like a 12 pack with two fries and two drinks. When she got home I ate and drank it all whilst watching Frasier. Then threw it all up.

Weed is great but is also kinda a double edged sword lol

>>12513030
5'12?

6'4 335

I guess life in general. Never thought of myself as an over eater just someone who ate unhealthy and drank way too much.

I guess if I had a problem its eating til I'm painfully full if it's something I really like.

The other day I ate a whole rack of ribs I smoked, a salad and French onion potatoes with a 1/2 gallon of unsweetened tea and then later that night had homemade shortcakes with strawberries and raspberries on them.

Some days I hardly eat. I just dont do much because I'm disabled (Avascular Necrosis in hip and knee).

I had chocolate and almonds ice cream for dinner but just because there wasn't anything else to eat that time

>>12513963
This is exact type of innovation me and my friend had. We put chocolate on a fucking pepperoni pizza and thought it was the best thing we ever tasted.

Fucking weed

5"10, 150. I skip breakfast so I either have more leeway to engorge later or have a nice calorie deficit by the end of the day. Eventually you just get used to the mild hunger pain
>>12513556
Unrelated to your post but since you mentioned it
>biscuits and gravy
I know by biscuits you mean like the things at red lobster but putting gravy on them just sounds gross, especially if it's cheap gravy

I'm a 6'0, 120 lb male. Been skinny my whole life and I've always wondered what it's like to be obese. This thread makes it sound not cool

>>12513281
would you describe yourself as a twink

>>12513363
This. Usually wanna kill myself after though

Big can of chili and cheese with chips
Taquitos and frozen burritos covered in tillamook cheddar and pace salsa with some sour cream and guac
Mtn Dew cream Float
Cheeseburger pizza rolls with famous daves sweet n tangy bbq sauce
Cosmic brownie
Totinos pizza
All in one sitting

>>12512970
I ordered an extra large stuffed crust pizza hut pizza with triple cheese triple peperroni and I melted two sticks of butter and used it as a dipping sauce. So I had a big pizza and two sticks of butter for dinner.

>>12514111
Oh and I had two 2 liter bottles of Pepsi.

>>12514081
>all in one sitting
Sounded like some pussy shit until that line, drugs involved?

>>12514111
>>12514112
Holy feck anon, there are literally hundreds of kings throughout history that never engorged on so many calories at one time

You should feel proud, anon

>>12512970
Once I had sex with somebody I wasn't in love with just for the orgasm. I feel this is the sort of thing a desperate fat person would do.

>>12513030
Kek

I'm the same way

>>12513503
Kek

>>12513030
I fucking hate my family for this. They make tons of food every meal like they’re gonna eat the “leftovers”, and then the leftovers stay in the fridge for a week or more. If you’re not gonna eat something throw it the fuck away. If you want to not be retarded, just eat the god damn leftovers since you took the time to make a shitload of food.

>>12513580
What part of California and what do you do for a living anyway

Also dude, if it's worth anything, I believe in you and want you to know that you can change and better yourself. It takes time and effort but it's absolutely possible. Just change liltte habits, slow and steady

For example, make a resolution to I don't know, not order pizza at least 3x out of the week or something or cut out portions of your meals slowly

>>12512970
When I used to smoke weed all the time I would get a ravenous hunger and eat a shit ton at night. Once I ate an entire jar of peanut butter, an entire jar of marshmallow fluff, and an entire jar of nutella with a big box of graham crackers within a span of 2 hours. I worked at KFC at the time too and would regularly bring home copious amounts of leftover food and eat it all in one night. I'm 6'0 and the heaviest I got was 290, now I'm down to 200 which is a decently healthy weight for my body type. All I did was stop eating after dinner.

>>12512970
>5'11, 260lbs
i regularly get stoned and cannot control the munchies. ill either find a bunch of snacks and stuff myself til i feel almost sick, or go cook/make a big ass fucking feast and then pass out. somehow my weight hasnt really changed in like 5 years and i can easily drop weight, im just a lazy fuck.

>>12513523
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>>12514390
One fatAnon inspired all of this, most of it because /ck/ wants him to get better and wants to find inspiration in getting better. God bless /ck/, I hope you all get better in whatever facet of your life is bad. The inspiration and honesty here today is what made old 4chan special, there was tons of cruelty, but at the same time there was healing.

Godspeed, anonymous

I'd been eating shitloads and losing weight at an alarming rate for weeks, I couldn't get enough no matter what. One day, I ate a big fried breakfast, several bowls of pasta and some salads, a medium pizza, several slices of cake, a couple of bags of chips, a tub of icecream, and then several bowls of curry for dinner and was still hungry. It turns out I'd developed type 1 diabetes and was starving to death with my body unable to get any energy out of the food I was going through. And no, I wasn't fat then and I'm not fat now, fuck T2 lardos lol

>>12514347

dropped from 235 to 160 (5'9) and still going. I've been learning to cook so I can better control what I eat.
When I was still a fatass, I liked to eat Kraft American singles. unwrap a slice and just eat it and then go back for more after a few minutes

>>12513270
its summertime fren

>>12514445
Also a T1. Glad they caught it before you died. My onset was when I was a kid. Jesus, I knew a couple type 1 teenage girls who intentionally did the DKA diet. They're dead now.

>>12513281
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im so fat i cant even dilate

>>12512970
I once ate two candy bars and almost an entire big box of nutty bars, fell asleep, woke up after an hour, and had to put myself into a Kill Bill esque "you have to move" state of mind in order to get out of bed. Dead ass seriously, if someone had broken into my home, I don't think the adrenaline rush would have been able to energize me.

2 years ago came home from a work thing in alaska and proceeded to gain some 30 lb in 3 months, from 115 to 145, probably more. my stretch marks are really bad. have to save up for skin grafts.

>>12514662
Bad luck man, I'm eternally grateful that I developed it post-puberty because I hear that hormones really fuck your levels up.
Shame about the girls that died, do you know if it was complications or suicide? Apparently it's common for them to end up deliberately overdosing on insulin.

>>12515245
Not intentional suicide. They stopped taking their insulin to be thinner. Organ failure from ketoacidosis. The temptation to use their disease as a method to rapidly lose weight must be very strong for teenage girls. It's pretty sad.

I thought it was difficult to kill yourself with insulin. Oftentimes, your pancreas will trigger a glucagon response which makes your liver dump its glycogen, saving you. That's really hard on your organs, as well.

>>12515309
I must say though, if your blood glucose levels are really well controlled, you tend to put on a little fat, especially around your injection sites. The insulin analogs just make you a little chubby. Nothing you can do about it.

>>12512970
Instead of just eating carefully without dropping shit on my shirt, I've just taken my shirt off during meals on several occasions

>>12513336
th-thanks

>>12512970
People who own cats inevitably end up fat. Slobs with bad taste I suppose.

>>12512970
220, 5'10
I regularly eat my family's leftovers from the trashcan

6'2", 210 lbs
probably the worst thing I ever did was order pizza for my family, eat the entire thing, then lie and say I forgot to order it and ordered a second one. That was like 12 years ago. I don't really have huge binges, I just snack too much.

>>12514020
>the things at Red Lobster
are you retarded or British?

>>12513281
I want to kick your teeths in, midge.

>>12513139
A marathon fuck session sounds like the worst possible thing you could do after eating 4 pizzas

Tallest manlet (5'11.5")
190lbs

When I first moved out i basically spent every penny I had on the first months rent and security deposit, so I sat in my empty apartment for 4 days without food.

When I got paid, I went to the thrift store and bought a table and chairs, then ate two large servings of General Tso's, a large order of beef lo mein, 3 egg rolls, and two 40oz high lifes. I demolished everything under an hour. It was one of the greatest meals of my life.

>>12513139
Yikes

>>12516023
You should just round up to 6", no one but your doctor will know. Also holy shit that had to be hard. Sounds like a bomb meal.

>>12516066
>no one but your doctor will know.

everyone knows when a manlet is trying to act like he's not one. might as well wear platform shoes honestly.

6'2"
160 lbs

Idk I ate a carnitas burrito, 6 egg+cheese tacos and 3 slices of a two-layer double chocolate cake yesterday.

Not the fattest thing I've done but I felt kinda bloated afterwards.

Sometimes I'd just go and get like 4 different meals from different fast food places, i.e. get a cravings box from taco Bell, then get some hot dogs and then get a slice of pizza or a double cheeseburger and fries, and then some ice cream.
But I wouldn't usually eat breakfast or dinner like in addition to that that day.

Oftentimes I don't eat enough tho so I guess it balances out.

>>12516099
I can't change that I'm 5'6 but you have no excuse for your shitty attitude.

>>12513030
buy a vacuum sealer and use it.. that way the fridge gets filled up, not you, and it becomes everyone's problem

>>12512970
I'm actually on the verge of being underweight. but i did come here from /trash/

>>12512981
Wrong

>>12512970
7' 5", I average 2 16" pizzas and a gallon of ice cream every day. I need to eat big because my imaginary friend needs the calories.

>>12512970
Routinely (once every couple weeks) go to Pizza Hut's lunch buffet and gorge myself. 12-13 pieces of pepperoni pizza for lunch (roughly 1 to 1.5 mediums of their pan pizza, the thick bready shit covered in oil), plus a glass or two of pepsi and a small plate of cinneparts or dessert pizza. I think we roughed it out once to be about 2500Cal. For fucking lunch.

To be fair, that's often my only meal of that day. Very small supper sometimes. That used to be "just a good lunch" before I started watching what I ate after turning 20 (got fat, now only kinda fat).

>>12512970
might be the times I got really stoned and made milkshakes then used them as the milk in a cereal (usually captain crunch or reeses puffs, something to that effect)

>>12513523
B-boogie?

>>12513711

That is one of the most depressing pizzas I've ever seen

>>12512970
Ate 50 wings in one sitting

>>12512970
105lbs
I regularly eat 6 taco bell items in one sitting
I guess fattest thing I do is eat entire apple pies (fresh baked) in a day. For non fresh pies I'll eat the Crust and throw out the filling.

>>12513030
I would never eat food off of someone's plate. Just stop visiting them. Only poor people waste food

>>12513523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyFdF5J8FqA

>>12513554
Why do you care about stupid ass women? They're only good for fuckin hoes ain't loyal unless they know you think they worthless

5'10, 145 Kilo
just taking a right shite, get mad lardlets

>>12513556
Your wife is dumb. No man wants used up old cunts. Women who divorce are retarded

>>12513573
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>>12513523
I consider eating a small bag of gummy worms, red bull, a chicken sandwich with some fries, and 2 granola bars pigging out for me.... Just reading this shit while in fasting...

>>12512970
Weed causes me to have insatiable munchies. The other day I was at my friends house on the other side of town and we smoked bongs before I had to leave for work which takes like an hour to ninety mins from his place. On the way to work I ate a huge box of sushi, 2 mcdonalds burgers, an egg salad sandwich, a crunchie bar and small box of m&ms. Then when I got to work (grocery store) I bought a large bag of haribo sour mix and ate it all in the first hour of my shift, god I felt so sick once my high wore off. I'm not even fat believe it or not.

>>12513975
5'1.2"

>>12518123
195 5'11" idk a drink a fuckton then overeat

one day I ate 3 (three) ice cream bars in a row
175 lbs

fat grill here. 550+ lbs. don't know my current weight. fattest thing I done was sit at an all you can eat buffet for about 6 hours before I was ejected from it. also I've had a whole 2 cheese cakes by myself and 3 dozen donuts.

When I was 15/16 I could eat two chipotle burritos in one sitting withiin the span of 20 minutes, did the same with Dave's Triples semi-regularly. Can't come close to that anymore and that's probably for the best since I don't work out at all anymore.
>>12514379
Fucking this

>>12518387
>550+lbs fat girl
>gluttonous tendencies

First time reading /ck/ has given me a boner, but I'll take it.

I still dont know why but 2018 i started binging on fast food real hard, gained like 20 lbs

Id drive out and get something at midnight
Sometimes I just couldnt wait and then say Im going for a drive but actually go get food, eat it in the car, and then drop it into the garbage bins outside before i come back in

I couldnt think of anything but food, and inside my mind was just me arguing to myself about why its okay to eat KFC or chick fil a again.

Sometimes i got so tired of losing arguments to my fat self that i contemplated suicide. Not for pity. But out of self hatred. Living with such a fatass in my head got tiring.

I forgot how it ended but it ended abruptly, quit cold turkey and havent been stressed about it since

My hunch was that my anxiety boiled over. Combine with stress of life changing.

5'11, currently 265, my heaviest was 330.

After my dad died I feel into a depression where I'd eat probably 4000 calories a day and do no exercise. I've been working it off slowly for the last few years. But I'm an emotional eater so whenever I get stressed at work or sad cuz I'm a lonely fat asshole I want to eat.

Most recent fat thing I did was last weekend have 2 take out dinners back to back. From a local wing joint then a local rotisserie chicken place. Back on the horse this week though.

>>12512970
Today I'm a 6'1" 225lb /fit/izen. Back in my fat days however

My old Wisconsin fatty stoner winter sunday
>drive around the corner to Dunkin Donuts for half dozen and large coffee. smoke a bowl, watch packers game and eat all the donuts = 1620 cals
>game ends, gonna go hang out with my stoner bros in the afternoon. need to grab lunch first. drive to Hardees for. Bacon Cheese Thickburger combo with fries and drink = 1300 calories
>drive to friends' house to smoke and play board games. Order two Large pizzas from Roman Candle for dinnner. Eat 5 slices and drink 2 beers = 1800 calories
>smoke up some more and go across street to convenience store for pint of Ben & Jerry's Late Night Snack = 1080 calories
Yup on those Sundays I could eat average 5800 calories

>>12512970
Went to Arby's and got a brisket sandwich meal (large fries/drink, obviously), two chicken sliders, and a 6-piece order of mozzarella sticks. Devoured in one sitting.

>>12512970
>5’8”
>185lbs one week
>175 next week

Idk whats wrong with my body.

I only have one meal a day though.

>>12513281
i’m 6 feet tall and taller than both of my parents you fucking pussy using your genes as an excuse

>>12519032

>>12512970
Ate a 250g block of whittakers chocolate every day for a week.
I weigh 85kg, do regular exercise, and am 6'3" (just below manlet cutoff) - I didn't make myself obese, but I had heart palpitations constantly for the next month.

>>12518648
Based and greenandgold pilled.
>t. fellow Wisconsinite living in Minnesota now

>>12519032
either water weight based on sodium levels or undigested food weight. are you getting enough fiber? do you eat a lot of salt?

6’0, 280 LBS of fat.
i don’t exercise and i don’t eat healthy. i’ve fluctuated from 260-280 for like 6 years. i guess i’m good at maintaining my weight lol

Got high on mescaline and felt as if I should be eating.
Ate two whole loaves of dark rye. I swear it was the tastiest sweetest thing I have ever had. I was a bread eating automaton. I still crave the taste.

>>12519077
>mfw everybody wants to move from that shithole to a superior place like MInnesota because the mongs in Wisconsin ruined their state.

>>12513489
Fucking rofl

I've eaten 50 chicken nuggets as a challenge and had a oatmeal creampie like an hour later.

>>12519078
>are you getting enough fiber?

I have a very shit diet. I eat a lot of salmon avocado rolls every other day. I eat whatever gets done at home which tends to be pasta with meat and rice.

>Do you eat a lot of salt?

We tend to cook with almost no sodium (salt) but I once every other week I eat a burger from Burger King or DQ.

Problem is I work for an Airline and
my schedule is a bit odd (I finish my shift at 2AM and at that time everything is closed) and airport food is the only option I have which most times tends to be not the very best.

Right now I am eating whatever is around my house (chicken tenders).

I am a fag I know.

>>12512970
I have a horrible addiction to candy and chocolate, I spend way too much on it and eat it almost instantly. I need to change how I am before my metabolism dies
6'1", 180

>>12512970
I'm 6 foot 6, and weigh about 270 pounds.
Not exactly the fattest thing I've done, but yesterday I hard boiled a whole carton of eggs, peeled them, salted them and stuck them in a fridge.

In a 24 hour period, the eggs were gone.
These were just snacks not included in my normal eats.

I think the fattest thing I've ever done is my "Ultra Gravy."

Essentially, it starts off as chicken soup with about 20 some spices in the broth. Then I add a shit ton of veggies, rice and pasta into the mix with massive chunks of chicken. Then, once everything is cooked, I throw in a shit ton of bread and flour to give it a thickened consistency. I then serve it hot in a bowl along with meat/veggie filled stuffing.

Y'all nibbas be eating Gravy Soup with Stuffing Pie.

>>12513281
>5 foot tall
>85 pounds

I M A G I N E
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actually I don't have to, my waifu is 4 ft 10 and 95 pounds.
I'm 6 foot 6 and 270 pounds.
Yes, we get look when we go out.
Yes, the sex works very well.

>>12512970
im skinny, but i've eaten a triple baconator and large poutine, and regularly douse dry potato based monstrosities I create in ranch

>>12519046
fuck that faggot. he should've just willed himself into being taller

>>12512970
>see sheet cake at the store
>buy it
>eat it all in one sitting
Idk how I don't have diabetes honestly

>>12519781
>my "Ultra Gravy."
kekd at this, once you've started giving proper names I know it's gun b good
>meat/veggie filled stuffing
explain this?

>>12518026
Are you me?

>>12519853
Ah yes, my "Mega Stuffs"

Okay, so with my Ultra Gravy, I use a bit of the Soup pre thickening for one half of the liquid base.. Depending on what I'm feeling like, (beef, chicken, pork) I fry the meat up in a skillet, and instead of draining the grease, I add it into the remaining of the Mega Stuffs liquid base. I stir the Liquid base, and likewise add spices that compliment the meat. I rip some of the meat and add it to the liquid, and add veggies. Corn, peas, limas, mushrooms, potatoes, etc. I then add stuffing and flour into the whole thing and bake it.

Once it's all done, you have Ultra Gravy, Mega Stuffs, plus the meat you used for creating the Mega Stuffs base.

It's best to compliment the entire meal with a pairing meat for all three.
E.g. If you have Pork, make it Ultra Pork Gravy with Pork Mega Stuffs, with Skillet Fried Pork side, likewise unto Chicken and Beef.

Serve alongside a good brew and you'll be napping for days.

Depending on your spice choices, it can be used as a Flu buster too, seeing on how its a shit ton of nutrients with a shit ton of flavor.

>>12519152
Don't worry, Minnesota is halfway to being ruined too.

>>12516066
No. This is objectively wrong. It's so much better for manlet kings to say they're 5'9". That makes all the other munchkins feel really short.

>>12515309
You need to proportion your insulin to your carbs.
Reducing insulin means you should be cutting carbs. Which can be replaced by fats and protein (eg. eggs).

And yeah, T1D sucks. Blood sugar variation really does a number on your body.

>>12515309
>>12520282
You think girls care about that.

They live their life to be validated and valued. If a man isn't there reaffirming her beauty she will keep trying to be better and compete. Women usually get fat when they have someone to validate it, not when there is nobody.

>>12515309
Yeah, I'm not surprised, I've heard a lot about that.

And as for killing yourself with insulin, yes and no. An untreated hypo, in all likelihood won't kill you - as you said, your body will realize it's in danger and use its glucagon reserves. But if you took a shitload - like a whole vial, for instance - I don't think the average person has enough glucaon in them to be able to recover from that.

People who have too many hypos also risk dying from it, as A) the body starts to become desensitized to them and you might not notice the symptoms, and B) you risk using up your glucagon reserves.

>>12515326
Not exactly, right? Like, it's better if you have some level of fat, but IDEALLY your injected insulin should be indistinguishable from the amount your body would produce anyway, so it's entirely possible to be thin and T1.

>>12514024
6'2" 150lbs here
Lanklet life isn't so bad tho
Surprising amount of girls are into it

while studying for an exam, i ate an entire box of these in a day

>>12513554
You eat the entirety of 5 different animals each day, what’s stopping you from eating the bird too?