/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12531229
Are those nigger toes?

>>12531229
whenever I find these in mixed nuts, they are ALWAYS rancid, FUCK HAZELNUTS.

>>12531229
These are pretty bad, I agree.

>>12531229
I got you bro

>>12531255
t. pleb
I bet you like peanuts, faggot

>>12531229
Your dad's but, it produced you.

>>12531229
pistachios

>>12531318
Get fucked geppetto.

>>12531229
the flavor of walnuts is irredeemably bad. they can be substituted for pecans in most recipes that use them for texture too.
>>12531255
>>12531318
bad opinions

>>12531328
>>12531335
what are you, nut specialist now sheeesh

>>12531370
I'm a nutologist faggot.

>>12531390
they woulda loved you in prison datz fa sure

>>12531335
>the flavor of walnuts is irredeemably bad
This

>>12531287
Woah woah you take that back right now.

>>12531399
Too bad I'm white.

>>12531454
it don't matter

>>12531240

Wow didn't think we would see a real life racist here...

>>12531467
I've tried getting arrested, it doesn't take.

Almonds taste like dog dicks and often have little dead worms half burrowed in them

I find cashews gross, too soft

>>12531523
Where do you get your almonds? Do you buy chinese almonds lmao?

>>12531229
Your dad's.

>>12531522
start slappin a jew around, frankies gabagool is waitin for you in the showers, don't be late

>>12531229
Hazlenut

>>12531229
DUDE FOR REAL

Chalky flavor, big as fuck so they takes up space in mixed nuts that could be filled by something better like cashews, squeak against your teeth which shoots high frequency vibrations to your brain.

Not one redeeming quality. Shit in every single way

>>12531229
I actually really like Brazil nuts. I have nice memories of cracking them open with my grandfather at family gatherings/holidays.

>>12531240
I thought black eyed peas were nigger toes?

>>12531229
ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ

Walnuts. Really do not enjoy the taste, even as a light garnish it's bad. The after taste is terrible too.

>>12531229
Deez nutz

>>12531240
Wow, just wow... Racism in the current year SMDH

The nuts your dad popped in my mouth last night.

>>12531759
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe

Niggerto

>>12531318
>>12531301
>>12531335
>>12531420
>>12531523
>>12531540
>>12531759
>>12532452


absolute shit taste

>>12533960
you really activatin my almonds there buddy

N I G G E R
T O E S

>>12531240
Those are Brazil nuts, yes

Hazelnuts. Literally useless

I eat one brazilnut everyday for the selenium income. It tastes good.

>>12531229
It's a seed not a nut

>>12531229
Brazil nuts are indeed shit, but chestnuts are worse.

>>12531287
Pinenuts are delicious lightly toasted. >>12531318
Literally the biggest faggot on /ck/

>>12531229
These things feel like garbage and they taste like dirt

Almonds. Fucking almonds.

I love all kinds of nuts but almonds are the blandest and shittiest ones unless you toast them and coat them in salt. And even then I'd rather eat something else.

more than one cashew and I feel like I'm eating solid butter

>>12531229
For me it's walnuts, they always have some bizzaro off taste. Perhaps that's because they have trace amounts of cyanide in them and that stands out when I eat them.

>>12534368
Shut the fuck up, back the fuck off right the fuck now you smooth brained subhuman insecure weanie.
Chestnuts, roasted, with a lil salt are THE #1 Christmas snack. The ones you get from the shops also make excellent stuffing.

macadamia nuts never taste as good as the price would let one believe

@12531240
Fucking summerfags are the worst

>>12534933
You're retarded.

Macadamias have an insanely good texture and taste. It is almost dough-like, they are delicious.
They are too fucking expensive tho.

>>12534824
Ever tried walnuts straight from the tree? Much sweeter and tastier than shelled walnuts that have been handled and stored for who knows how long until they're dry as fuck. Same goes for pecans, fresh pecans are the best nut

>>12531229
Mehcadamias

>>12531229
Chines black penis nut

>>12531540
>>12534805
Same, they put these fuckers in every goddamn trail mix

>>12531229
I ate one of these as a child and nearly vomited. It tasted like dirt and immediately began my hate of anything even tangentially brazillian

the one i gave to your mom last night. i admit i was pretty tired and dissasociated on a lot of cough syrup though

>>12534805
I usually don't like cashews, but there's one brand that gets it right.
Royal nuts

Nigger Finger

>>12531229
>completely and utterly ruins your trail mix

>>12534368
It tastes like potato right?

>>12535671
Are you retarded anon? You just confused cashews with your own nuts.

>>12535671
leave

When I was a kid I found it funny that they were called Brazil nuts in english, because here they're named after a state in the north.
Made me wonder if aliens came over they'd call them Earth nuts, like it keeps getting less specific.

I've never had any kind of nuts that tasted bad, tried everything that has been already posted.

>>12531255
Came in here to post this
Get these shits out of mixed nuts

>>12535053
Fresh pecans are so sweet and soft. Live it.

Deez nuts

>>12538300
HA GOT EM

>>12538300
Mmmm bleu cheese

>>12538300
Where the fuck is your penis supposed to be? I am so confused by this

>>12535510
Better than M&Ms or dried fruit. Fuck trail mixes with sweet crap in them.

>>12538321
you're looking at it as if he's looking down, the dick is facing up towards the stomach
also, post tits

>>12531448
No, fuck you.

>>12538300
Why are the nuts on top of your dick
What the fuck

>>12538300
based

>>12531229
PSA
PSA
BRAZIL NUTS HAVE ONE OF THE HIGHEST PHYTOESTROGEN PER SERVING OF ANYTHING

>>12534824
>walnuts
fucking love them!

off taste is because they are old and are garbage bin quality
fresh they are amazing
a couple off months old (as long as properly stored) still good
store bought ... garbage

>>12538300
>00
>his get literally looks like testicles

The one your mother SHOULD have swallowed

Idk what's wrong with you niggas, but all tree nuts and seeds are fucking delicious.