/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12570344
eat it?

>>12570344
Reverse eat it by shoving it up your ass

>>12570344
look at it and applaud

DUDE SALMON LMAO

Wear it as a hat?

If jew:
>On a bagel with schmear of cream cheese and capers, oy vey!
If Scandinavian:
>On crispbread with Dijon mustard, dill and onion

>>12570344
On a toasted erryting bagel, goat cheese, and butter.

>>12570412
Gotta love how jews steal everything from the white man

>>12570344
jerk off onto it and feed it to your sister

then rape her

lil squeeze of lemon
some nice fresh bread with butter

>>12570344
I like making smoked salmon dip or a salmon brandade. I use hot smoked salmon tho so it's more flaky.

>>12571428
white men stole everything from the middle easterns

put it on a slice of bread with scrambled eggs

>fried over easy egg
>smoked salmon
>cream cheese
>toast

thank me later

I like eating slices of it

why was my salmon not red

>toasted bread
>butter
>salmon
>squeeze of lemon
>freshly ground pepper
Thank me later.

>>12571428
jews are white

>>12570363
funny that it's true you can do that. I used to be station in afghan and we force feed muslims we capture due to suspicion of helping their people flee from us. from bottom up. we call rectal feeding. you can funnel food on their ass.

>>12573839
wow never thought of putting it on bread thanks mate !!!

>>12573845
they dont even consider themselves white

Scrambled eggs and salmon is a godsend

>>12573845
not according to US law

>>12570344
Put it on some bread and eat it as is. Maybe a bit of fresh dill as pictured or if you wanna go full jew, grab a bagel, put some cream cheese, capers and salmon on. Shit's good.

>>12571428
Jews are white

>>12573845
no we aren't

>>12573878
well it depends

OP here rate my lunch

>>12574898
>Jews are white

>>12570344

Trust me I'm an expert.

>Onion bagel
>Generous amount of herb cream cheese on BOTH
>Red onion
>Capers
>Fresh dill
>Add smoked salmon
>Fresh ground pepper

Optionally you can also add in an egg and/or tomato

>>12575349

Pretty based

>>12574898
This is a hell of a post

>>12575349
Nice. If you ever find yourself with smoked salmon in the future, I can highly recommend scrambled eggs, salmon, and toast.

>>12570412
Both of these are fine ways to eat smoked salmon

>>12575349
Solid

>>12575387
>all those overpowering flavors
why would you wast smoked salmon like that?

>>12570412
Depends on where in Scandinavia you are. If you are Danish. You'd eat it on dark rye with seeds topped with dill dressing and onion. And wash it down with danish snaps.

>>12575349
10/10, but would add mustard

>>12575496

>Overpowering

In what fucking world? You put a lot of smoked salmon, and then a little bit of the rest. Like a few small pieces of onion, a sprig of dill, maybe 5 or 6 capers.. What are you some kind of pleb?

>>12570344
Put it onto an avocado sandwich

My dad does smoked salmon on pikelets with cream cheese and other herbs. Like pictured but not as gay

>>12575349
I'd eat it/10.

Make sushi.

>>12570344
Looks gross

>>12570412
>Dijon and onion
What the fuck... What kind of nignog version is this. You eat it as it is or with some hovmästarsås

With mozzarella and tomatoes

salmon on egg was good

>>12579177
try with eggs benedict
>salmon instead of ham
>fried potatoe cake instead of muffin
>dont forget dill
thank me later anon

>>12579251
Fuck me up this combo is amazing.

Never tried the potato cake, but homemade hollandaise is super easy to make if you have a blender and keeps for ages. I throw more hot sauce into mine for the big zests. The lemon and spice in the hollandaise goes great with the salmon, and a crispy basic bitch bread like ciabatta adds texture. You can get a really nice breakfast to impress your one friend for practically nothing.

>>12579177
with 4lbs of pepper?

>>12570344
Throw it out

>>12570412
Caper berries are absolutely fucking disgusting

>>12575349
call me over and you can fuck me in the ass

>>12579591
lol that's a pinch tastelet

Fry the skin. Wrap the meat with jalapenos and cream cheese in the fried skin.

>>12570412
Man, I miss the bagels those fucking dirty kikes make, only good thing to come outta them. All I got near here is bread with a hole in it.

>>12575349
where's the fucking creme fraiche you philistine faggot

>>12575349
Those onion slices are way too big

>>12580818
Sodomites are abominations.

>>12573857