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12612055 No.12612055 [Reply] [Original]

how come he cant grow any hair on... you know, his face?

>> No.12612115

>>12612055


He shaves Anon.

>> No.12612127

all his facial hair was permanently singed off in the flambé incident of 2001

>> No.12612139
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12612139

>my facial hair makes me a man

>> No.12612140

>>12612127
never forgive, never forget

Marco was seen dancing in the streets during

>> No.12612214

>>12612139
But...it literally does?

>> No.12612217

>>12612214
Real life soyjak detected

>> No.12612219

>>12612217
t. Office cuck who shaves every morning

>> No.12612221

>>12612217
Facial hair is a secondary sex characteristic in men triggered by increased testosterone released by the gonads during puberty.

>> No.12612222

>>12612219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMzZW4A3Itg

>> No.12612223
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>>12612219
>my neckbeard means I’m a TRUE man

>> No.12612225

>>12612214
>question mark at the end of a statement
holy soi

>> No.12612227

>>12612055
cause he's a poof

>> No.12612228

>>12612221
What does that have to do with choosing a name of Sneed on an anonymous imageboard, you retard?

>> No.12612230
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>>12612225
>Punctuations are now soi
Hold still anon..

>> No.12612238

>>12612223
>>12612228
Seems I’ve struck a nerve.

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12612240

>>12612230
you're either purposely ignoring what's wrong with what i pointed out or you are genuinely stunted

>> No.12612241

>>12612230
Question marks are soy when used at the end of statements that aren’t questions

>> No.12612242

>>12612230
It's stylistic punctuation, which I agree isn't soy but is also not official punctuation. Being able to effectively use stylistic punctuation in a non-formal context only demonstrates a masterful command of the language.

>> No.12612245

>>12612242
>my faggy delivery means I’m a language master!

>> No.12612247

>>12612225
*soy
It’s not filtered here, newfag.

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>>12612240
>>12612241
>>12612242
Hello yes, I’d like to cash out these (you)s before the market collapses.

>> No.12612256

>>12612245
Shakespeare actually went ahead and totally made up words when he wanted, by the way.

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>>12612256
>my faggy delivery means I’m like Shakespeare!

>> No.12612260

>>12612258
You desperately need to have sex.

>> No.12612262
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>>12612260
dilate

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>>12612260
>n*male soundbyte #3534235
looks like everything still checks out

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>>12612262
>>12612265
>dialate
Cope.

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>>12612262
>>12612265
>dilate
Cope.

>> No.12612279

>>12612273
Ahh the numales guide to using 4channel. What a refreshing site. Maybe we should have a side bar too that tells me how to act and respond

>> No.12612281

>>12612258
Keep living in the past. I'm sure that will more more effective in the future than it is in the present.

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>>12612279
>What a refreshing site.

>> No.12612312

>>12612219
lmao what pig shit office do you work in?
every office I've worked in has had guys with long hair, guys with facial hair, etc. they won't let you be a fucking slob but you have a lot of freedom allowed in your style.
the places that really fucking lock it down are retail/fast food, those are the places that are like NO TATTOOS, SHORT HAIR ONLY, CLEAN SHAVEN EVERY DAY OR WE'LL SEND YOU HOME

>> No.12612313 [DELETED] 

>>12612312
>every office over worked in...
Kek.

>> No.12612316

>>12612312
>every office I’ve ever worked in...
Holy fucking cuck....

>> No.12612318

>>12612312
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees. And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing to put anybody down.

>> No.12612738

>>12612139
>implying not being able to grow facial hair makes you one

>> No.12612752

>>12612225
>At the end of a statement
It was clearly a question, as indicated by the question mark.

>> No.12612756

>>12612273
Using any of these words qualifies you as a retard. And honestly all of you are shitting up my peripheral.

>> No.12612804

>>12612139
>>12612217
>>12612225
>>12612223
>>12612240
>>12612241
>>12612242
Go back.

>> No.12612847

>>12612318
What's up pede I haven't felt so at home in this bread since they quarantined thedonald

>> No.12613834

>>12612804
>>12612847
Cringe

>> No.12613844

>>12612318
Basado

>> No.12613859

>>12613834
Go back.

>> No.12613884

>>12612847

You will die young and stupid and alone. That's not a taunt, that's the truth and I think you kinda know it.

>> No.12613930

>>12612227
Totally fucking tremendously cuntishly cunting agreed.

>> No.12613947

>>12612804
But i'm already here??

>> No.12614434

>>12612219
>be office cuck
>have flexible hours
>turn up when i want
>no limits on personal expression
>every fucker has a gay beard
>they share manicure tips about the best oils and shit
>be me
>unshaven and lazy, use head trimmers when it gets too bad
>some fag asks me about my grooming habits
>start shaving

Right, fuck off now faggot and take your crew of little fucklets with you.

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12614696

He doesn't have a weak chin to hide behind your effeminate bitch neck curtain.

>> No.12614741

>>12612242
Fuck off Joyce, your hero,Bloom, was cucked big time.

>> No.12614868

Great thread guys

>> No.12614907

>>12612242
>stylistic punctuation
holy soy

>> No.12614918

>>12614434
Imagine being such a little bitch that the other girls bully you into changing your hairstyle

Lmao