/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12639454
>someone needs to go on a diet
lel

>>12639454
Based employee

>>12639454
>gets called fat, gets offended, now ashamed to go there anymore and publicize this

Topkek

Who was in the wrong here?

all these things are so fishy to me
i get that fat slobs are paranoid and insecure, but that cashier could have been talking about anyone

imagine having a sub-par experience with fast food and then writing a review on yelp or whatever that site is. honestly if your experience with fast food is not sub-par, you have an autobiography to write, not a review

lol what

>>12639486
fishy again
nobody running a business or managing a business is ever going to just spontaneously decide to mistreat someone. the fact that these reviews exist are just proof that the event is bullshitted
i run a small business. not in the food industry, thank god, but i am TERRIFIED of coming off as a dick to a customer when there is some basic conflict over price or whatever

>>12639486
>hung the phone up in my face

Why was she on the phone with a guy she was face to face with?

my favorite review that i saw recently was a one star review consisting of a guy complaining he bought a round for the bar and only got a few thank (you)s but no one offered to buy him a drink back. profile pic was an absolutely ancient looking boomer.

>>12639624
Please try to find it again. I would love to see it.

>>12639507
you've never watched kitchen nightmares?
that being said, niggers are always at fault

>>12639674
That was clearly one of those faggot “comfort” dog people. Someone with a legitimate service dog wouldn’t need to call and see if they allowed them.

>>12639658
who's this titty kitty?

>>12639486
milk truck xtina mmmmhhh hubba hubba

>>12639749
why does all the food turn bad once they hate the people?

>>12639486
>my pizza went missing
Did she check her rolls?

>>12639773
What a cunt. Dont let youre crumb snatcher draw on other peoples property you entitled piece of shit. And to follow that with bitching about happy hour. Yeah, A+ parenting. "Cant find a sitter on cinco, oh well ill bring my kid with me while i get trashed"

>>12639773
>my kid should be allowed to draw on your walls
Fucking what?

>>12639708
no idea have another

this McD's could be the basis for a Theroux or Herzog documentary

>>12639946
how does ditanyol know that it's human? did his friend quantell do it??

>>12639908
damn she really hates homeless people.

>half of the negative reviews for this Hooters rip-off with a name based on titties is complaints from people who didn't realized it was a hooters knock off

>>12640077
i can understand this one tbqh

>>12639847
a.) She was right about the crayons and b.) Having a couple drinks does not mean getting trash. I think you just hate women.

>>12640221
have sex incel

>>12639700
And would have made it clear from the start that it was a service animal.

>>12639983
Well im sure that Outback Steakhouse is struggling from the loss of these two boomers.

>>12639454
How some people can even work a computer, when they don’t know how to use a period is astounding. This is arguably the best place in town, too.

>>12639454
Made this a few days ago. 100% truthful.

>>12640406
you're just jealous you weren't the guy walking out of the bathroom with the girl

>>12639749
This guy is pretty based.
>Argues to get his burger price down to 5 bucks
>This shits overpriced, 1 star

>>12639711
>icantread.jpg

>>12639794
The food is always bad but good service and cheap prices make it somewhat palatable

>>12640406
you seem like a real pisser.

>>12640406
What restaurant?

>>12640490
A McDonald's in Virginia.
>>12640420
I don't want to put my dick in Quanisha

>>12640622
that's odd, you seem like a kenjardrick yourself

>>12639502
It's akin to knocking a star off a rating on Amazon for shipping problems. Even funnier if it's a boomer with a profile pic of himself.

>>12639875
You can tell a girl is trying to hide how fat she is by how far away the front of her pants peak from her gut

sort by lowest first:

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=hard+times+cafe+minneapolis#lrd=0x52b32d43c7c91123:0x1ad7bafa67056394,1,,,

It's the only lacto-ovo vegetarian place still here, because it's cooperatively owned by stubborn pricks.

>>12640663
This was their reaction to the 2016 presidential election. Pic isn't mine, I've never been that fat.

>>12639773
Fucking breeders. They always get offended when people complain to them about their crotch-fruit.

>>12639773
How the FUCK can a human being be so devoid of any sense of responsibility? Holy fuck I am so triggered right now. Also 11 seems way too old to not know that you shouldn't draw on other people's property.

>>12639486
>Xtina
I bet she thinks she's clever.

>>12639966
>at no point did anyone come to check on us during the struggles

>>12640406
>Cashiers obviously wish they weren't there
Of course they fucking wish they weren't there, what do you expect?

>>12640406
>Disgusting.

>>12640786
foxes are smelly haha

>>12639486
>my pizza went missing

>>12640778
I expected someone to at least be polite, not chew gum, or smack their monkey lips in a rude manner.

>>12640622
>Cashiers obviously wish they weren't there.
>McDonald's
Nobody with dignity wishes they were there. You only eat at the finest flop houses? I hope you drown in a lake of dicks.

>>12641046
>i always make sure to stop in and see if they still suck

>>12640406
Get a load of this faggot lol. I hope the cashier spit in your food.

>>12640684
my fucking sides. Who gave this babbi a restaurant?

>fuck this gay earth

>>12640876
Why do you expect kindness when you seem like a complete prick yourself? Entitled fucking twat holy shit neck yourself immediately.

>>12639674
There is no such thing as service dog "papers". Though, many real service dog owners wish there were to prove their dog isn't an ESA.

>>12641106
>Hard Times was founded as a 24-hour cafe in 1992 by eight employees of The Urban Peasant, a failing restaurant at that location.

>>12640876
Try chik fila instead friend. Liberals can’t grasp the concept that being polite and courteous actually has value

>>12641128

>>12640684

>>12641130
Get your food and fuck off my man, nobody gives 2 shits about you, you aren't jack shit, and never will be. Now will you kindly stop being a fucking faggot? Thank you.

>>12640943
This one's totally reasonable honestly

>>12639698
>>12639711
>>12639725
>>12639773

Jfc just go to trudys, christ

>>12641136
That’s nice but if you can’t be bothered to act decently polite then I won’t be back

What did Jennifer mean by this

>>12641156
how the fuck does fries get stuck to the roof of your mouth
sounds like she has some serious dental hygiene problems if fucking potatoes do that

>>12641156
is this from in n out?

>>12641139
>orders eggrolls
>told they only have spring rolls
>calls them eggrolls anyway
>gets a variety of flavors
>can't tell the difference other than one tastes fishy
>"wow these eggrolls are so small"
>this tempura is splintering
>bamboozled
>I lived in NY and Denver so I know good chinese food

>>12639674
>Called to see if their patio is dog friendly.
Wicked self burn.

>>12639749
This one is just funny. Fuck tipping

>>12641255
>birds attacked me for chips

I found gold.

>>12640406
>gets triggered because his sex paranoia makes him think employees are boning in the bathroom
>leaves a bad review because of it
lol incels are so petty

>>12640622
>A McDonald's in Virginia.
So you left one trashy fast food place and threatened to go to fucking Hardee's? lol what a retard. you'd probably go to chickfila if you could afford it after buying oxys.

>>12641208
no it's a place near me called Galaxy Burgers

>>12639932
>goes to steak house
>orders seafood
>"basically raw" probably means a little pink on the inside

fucking christ

>>12640375
What the fuck does this even say?

>>12641115
poetry

>>12640955
christ

In this episode, Jared can't handle the bantz

>>12641269
>We tried to quickly eat so we could get my husband to the hospital

>>12641269
>long bench on wheels
nani the fuck? does she mean the table?
>We tried to quickly eat so we could get my husband to the hospital.
Good to know that Ghost Face Pizza and Red John Burger were so fucking good.

>>12641136
All these flavours and you choose to be salty.

>>12641283
...just ask to be seated inside if you want to sit inside, what a fucking moron

>>12641326
Imagine being this fragile

>>12641342
>suck a fat cock
lel

>>12641386
Hmm

>>12641281
lel I emailed McD's corporate a screenshot of his "review." There's a chance he might get sued.

>>12641338
Nani the fuck? No. Just no.

>>12641443
I can't tell if this is reddit or sweet summer child.

>>12639773
what kind of mouthbreather draws on random things with crayon at 11

>>12641665
nigger children

>>12641694
niglets

>>12641408
You are the saddest person in this thread.

Chinese place

>>12639674

I used to work hospital security and once encountered a woman like this, smoking on hospital grounds.

I went up to here and gave the standard spiel that she cannot smoke on hospital grounds and directed her to where she could. Then she told me that she has 'anxiety or acrophobia' or something I honestly forget and 'needs' her dog with her at all times. It was a small rat like thing. She said could she get some papers and go to security office to validate her issue to which I said no as the rules will apply to everyone. Even those who put their dog in a hi-vis leach and pretend it allows her to get out of the house.
I really hate people.

>>12640112
can you post the link to the yelp page? I want to see these photos.

>>12640112
She's so dumb she probably thought the place would have Kyle Maclachlan.

>>12639454
No real complaints about ones around me just the fact that there's one or two that are cash only and that's a hassle, those are the same ones that have annoying hours. That's not really a complaint, it's more of an observation.

I wouldn't bother to write a review about them since it's their business and they can run them anyway they want, I can also choose to not patronize them.

>>12640955
Fuck people that come in 5 minutes before closing.

>>12642190
Nothing wrong with that if you called ahead for a pickup order, I know what you mean though. Personally I really never do that for some kind of seating because I'm capable of seeing things from the point of view of others. If I place an order it's generally at least 40 mins ahead of the posted closing time.

>>12642190
I have found and it's just random that if I go to a pizza joint a few minutes before closing I can a good deal on a pizza or some slices that might other otherwise not get sold or thown away. The random ones are when some twat orders a pickup and doesn't show, they have to do something for it. Heck, I got a really nice whole pizza a few months ago for like $5 when I went for a slice just before the place closed. Ordinarilly that large pizza with 3 or 4 toppings would be like $20. Plus they know me, I live on the same block.
I didn't do that on purpose but the timing just worked out that way.

>>12639950

>>12639658
They don't spontaneously decide to mistreat people, they're directed to do so by the show's director.

>>12639454

>>12642167
>I will never forgive this.

k

>>12639711
>do the vegetarian tacos have mushrooms
This woman must be an absolute moron if her brain is so small she actually needed to ask this question

>>12641295
I live right next to you anon, it really is shit

this thread is making me think of the bad review rebellion I started at my old job

>work at fast food pizza chain
>store manager is batshit, pill popper, lunatic
>Every busy shift she works she freaks out
>Staff, mostly teens, are sick and tired of her bullshit
>I tell them casually (a lie) to one of the more popular younger staff about how I was able to get a previous abusive manager at another job fired by leaving increasingly awful reviews about their service and quality of food under secret aliases
>week later
>There are one suspicious new 1 star google reviews
>All targeting the manager
>Every time she goes especially nuts new reviews are left by increasingly funnier names
>she notices the reviews and starts reading them
>this further fuels her insanity, her wrath
>at this point the reviews are hard to distinguish, who knows whats fiction and whats reality
>scheduled to close on a friday, school had just finished, was gonna be a bad one
>for my final act
>i just didn't go
>and i never went back
>and i walk by there many times a week and chuckle to myself

last i heard from someone who worked there is that she was being investigated, mainly over the reviews. fuck her

>>12640077
How the fuck do you sit in a restaurant for an entire fucking hour and you don’t get up and ask someone hey what happened to my food

>>12642332
Tell me then, fuckface, do the vegetarian tacos have mushrooms?

>>12641780
t. FAGGOT who's going to have to pay McDonald's out the ass.

>>12642357
These are bullshit posts from those yelp idiots because they know that they're not only useless but also going out of business soon. Don't feed the marketing types.
But yeah, if I have a reservation for a restaurant and I'm on time and they expect me to wait more than 15 minutes beyond that reservation time, I'm outta there. Especially if they point me to their bar to wait around with other people, that's a fuckin' scam.
There are too many places in NYC and it's too easy to go somewhere else instead of dealing with some arrogant faggots that keep a reservation.

>>12641141
How does this actually happen IRL

>>12642373
Recreational drugs.

>>12642373
It doesn't very often, it's made up conversational advertising.

>>12641269
God dammit, just god fucking dammit. How do these people exist?

>>12642378
Because people such as you post them and patronize them. DUH!

>>12639773
>lets child draw in crayons
>then immediately complains about happy hour not being all day
Bitch you have a child to watch wtf

>>12642337
Do you want to meet up sometime?

>>12641283
It said the manager offered to move him inside and then later he literally says nobody offered to move him inside and it ruined his meal. What a mouth breather.

>>12642167
Why would anyone do this and why didn’t she do something more about it than bitch on yelp?
The kid was probably being a fucking ridiculous nuisance and I doubt anybody else was upset about what he did

>>12642369
Why would a taco ever have mushrooms, Sven? Go watch your wife getting fucked, you faggot

>>12642400
To loosely emulate meat.

>>12642380
How am I patronizing them in literally any way whatsoever

>>12642373
Not only do you post about them and patronize them but you also stand in line for these shit places from some idiot so called "celeb" and pay exorbitantly high prices for the privilge of standing in line. To me you're suckers.
They really pay suckers from craigslist and others to stand around in line to make a so called buzz around so called popular restaurants, clubs, etc.
It's serious pathetic shit.

So are these stupid so called cooking shows which are nothing but filler between advertisements, ramsay running around like a chicken with it's head chopped off, who is that entertaining to? Morons and people with nothing better to do in their lives.

Here people have a rotating chicken head...
The English Beat-March Of The Swivel Heads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQFTAFLBdi4

>>12642401
I bet you do that with your hands when you’re alone, Fred.

>>12642403
Holy fucking projection, what the fuck is wrong with you? Did I just strike deep into raw, unadulterated autism? Or is it some kind of schizophrenia?

Somehow I’m going to all these shitty restaurants, giving money to retards, getting paid by restaurants to write fake (bad?) reviews, am a complete and total sucker despite all of this, and I’m watching shitty cooking shows that have nothing to do with literally any of this thread. You need to take a long, hard look into the metaphysical mirror, buddy.

>>12639674
>blind person btfo

get working eyes scrub

>>12642411
Why are you asking me? Apparently you have those problems and likely have some marketing degree that you have to prove out, boo hoo, buddy boi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjnYRD2vm8E
The English Beat - Tears Of A Clown

>>12642415
Nigger I’m going to university for a physics degree and browse this shithole because it’s slower and calmer than the other boards and isn’t drowned in shitposting but is merely a finely aged shitpost in itself. Plus I like cooking.

You unironically need professional help, my friend.

>>12641141
fucking kek
>>12641357
>young waitress had shorts so short… I didn't bring my wife and Mom…view was amazing
hmm interesting

>>12642419
Let us know when you get a NASA job, those government jobs suck cock.
While you're at it, look at apod.
that's apod.nasa.gov
Cheers

>>12642419
Also if you want to do anything interesting don't manage to get yourself a criminal record or you wont get a clearance if you're white, if you're a nigger or indian then they make excuses and pass you through.

>>12640406
did you just assume xir.gender

>>12640943
>NO RIBS FOR YOU

btfo by the rib nazi

>>12642167
based jon

>>12642439
but what if I'm not a nigger and like fried chicken and watermelon?

>>12642419
Take your blog to tumblr, faggot.

>>12639946
>Oakland, CA
this guy is obviously a tourist, bay area natives are used to human excrement and used needles on the street

>>12641370

Sometimes you just want to drink in peace without a cunty bartender.

>>12641386
>tfw no gf

>>12639932
Trump should have just handed Kim a few nukes and let him do what must be done.

>>12639966
>the struggles

>>12642463
Did you even read that schizo’s post? I was only saying that because his whole idea of apparently who I am was completely based in information that his defective brain produced.

>>12640663
>>12640684
Hard Times, come again no more

>>12641115
Tao Lin plz go

>>12641208
Can you not read?

this kike nigger >>42054140
gave /ck/ a bad review

>>12639486
Why are blacks so insecure that any rudeness towards them, no matter how unrelated to them being black, becomes a threat to the very existence of their entire race?

>>12640622
Which one VAbro

>>12642610
Because being black is literally their entire identity

>>12642610
unironically because they're black

>>12641386
>nothing on the menu GF

>>12639773
Some species grow up with the natural born inherit desire to mark other's territory as their own with crude messages and symbols know as "tagging". But legally known as vandalizing graffiti.

11 years old and drawing like a retard on walls? Yeah, she is raising a hoodrat who likes to vandalize other's property.

>>12640112

now I want to see dem young titties

>>12641555
Imagine being so beta that you get tricked into buying 30 dollar margaritas all night because you're too scared to ask for water to cool your mouth from spicy beans.

>>12641141
>>12642373
>>12642375
>>12642403
Am I missing something?
What was that review supposed to signify?
What did the poster asking "how does this happen" mean, and why did the last one sperg out like that over it?

Here's a two-fer. They were right next to each other so I had to.

Should your entire bill be comped if you find a bug on your fruit bowl?

>>12642373
>>12642403
>>12642411
>>12642415
>>12642419

>>12642953
Do you see those posts anon? Those posts were made simply because I couldn’t fathom the idea that some fucking moron actually typed half a sentence with misspelled and not fully typed words for a review. And then some seething schizo poster accused me personally of being behind this whole Yelp food review scam.

Pretty neat, huh?

>>12642967
You should be heralded the new owner of the restaurant for being submitted to such crimes against humanity

>>12641386
Must be too hard to check menu in advance if you don't eat gluten...

>>12642941
AYO THESE BEANS BE TOO SPICY FOR WHITEBOI

>>12640112
>barely legal
So... legal. Typical toasty roastie

>>12642967
Lol.

>Chinese place
>review by woman with Chinese surname
>'food excellent, service impeccable, but 10% tax! way too high
>3 stars

Why are so many of these complaints during cinco de mayo? It's not even our own fucking holiday, why are people celebrating beaner day?

>anime avatar
>goes to the Taco Bell drive through everyday

This is one of you guys isn’t it?

>>12641052
Hang in there, Steve.

>>12643489
Shit forgot pic

>>12640648
What are u gay?

>>12640943
I'd genuinely be pissed if this happened to me so I get this one

>>12641326
>>12641370
>>12642486
>He needs his peace to compose his pseudo-intellectual ejaculation he calls a review.

Went to this place last week. Their tea collection is amazing, roughly 300 teas available in-shop by the cup. Something like 2000 you can order by the bag. Pretty good quality, actual loose leaf in a country where most tea even at teashops comes in a bag.

And this br*t*sh subhuman orders what he has every day at home. This is why no one likes br*t*sh tourists.

>>12642957
Running out of things is shit-tier, but what do they expect the employees to do? Call the emergency food service truck delivery service?

>>12643643
The thinking seems to be "I've been to several tea shops/steakhouses/laundromats etc. and they all had a certain thing, therefore any establishment by that name that lacks that thing is committing false advertising."

>>12642341
based
>>12641555
>$29 margarita
what the fuck is this? how big were they?
>>12643667
reminds me
>went with mom to starbucks while out in city
>she never had starbucks before, she's suburbanite, drinks shitty drip folgers all day long and drowns it in creamer
>she takes one sip of the starbucks coffee and throws the entire thing in the trash

>>12643643
To be absolutely fair, it is kinda ridiculous that this tea shop doesn't have cream or half-and-half.

https://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html

Who was in the wrong here

>>12643790
Yeah only soy and almond milk? Is it a fucking vegan tea shop? Is it advertised as such?

>>12643788
I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500.

>>12642167
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>>12643844
I'd guess they're vegan. I can't really blame them for wanting to prepare their expensive teas a certain way and being upfront about that. You can buy it looseleaf and brew it yourself at home if you want milk in it, they aren't running a traditional café.

>>12639674
This is a legitimate complaint. The owner could have at least apologized. My service dog needs to be with me at all times as prescribed and businesses that won't accommodate disabled people should be shamed.

>>12643788
>>12643866
That margharita price wouldn't surprise me at all. It's likely from some shit hole in fag town on Gansevoort, the meat packing district for fags in Manhattan, I know about the places because I used to go to school near there and it was on the way to friends house on Christopher street. His parents had a huge ass place there and they let us chill out there, that place these days would probably be worth like $20 million or so.

>>12643938
If it were a real service dog, he wouldn't have needed to call. Trained service animals don't need "dog-friendly" spaces.

>>12640064
This is perfect

>>12643951
... now that I think about it, more like $40 mil these days.

>>12643954
Might have been a breed like mine that people are pussies about. I usually try to warn ahead of time as well.

>>12643790
>half and half in tea
disgusting.
>>12643844
it's probably all customers ever ask for. the area is heavily asian, milk upsets their tummies. why stock anything that won't be used by the vast majority of your customers? into business, retard

>>12643788
>>12643866
Fags pay to be seen, it's what they're on about so $29 for a margarhita isn't unheard of or in any way surprising. They have to justify themselves by paying retarded prices for things.

>>12643966
That's reasonable. It's still a huge red flag that he would ask if a specific part of the restaurant is good for dogs, since by law the entire restaurant is good for service dogs.

>>12640663
Hard Times is the fucking best. I went there all the time in college for a 3AM biscuits and gravy. Their coffee is absolute shit though, and serving it in glass cups didn't help. Found some real treasures in that box of magic cards someone left in the corner though.

>>12640663
Hard times has the absolute worst people

>>12644003
I used to go to this place called Magic Townhouse when I was a little kid, I got forced decks aka Svengali decks all kinds of stuff from there, they wouldn't sell me fire tricks though because I was just a little kid. Now that area of that block is a fuckin' shit licking citibank. There are no places like Magic Townhouse around in NYC anymore, it's all useless faggotry.

This place is genuinely one of the worst run taco bells in the country, but it does gangbusters because no one else is open after midnight

>>12643976
>>half and half in tea
>disgusting.
I wasn't even saying I use the stuff in tea, just that it's weird they don't have that or milk. Calm down there.
>>12643844
It does seem weird to me, especially when milk and creamer aren't exactly expensive.

>>12644027
My local papa johns is open til 2:30 am, it used to be 3:30 am, but then its near a university. They will deliver if you order at least an hour or at least 45 minutes ahead of closing time.

>>12644027
We have a McDonalds that's kinda the same. I remember one of the employees saying that they're the worst rated one in the state, but frankly it's in a prime location so it's always busy as fuck. It's pretty clear that someone doesn't give a shit as long as it keeps making money

>>12642380
These people would exist with or without our ridicule. This isn't some sort of retard quantum physics question.

>>12641893

>Might recommend to my white friends.

fucking lol

Cook

>>12641893
>might recommend my white friends
Kek

>>12641921
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/twin-peaks-lakewood?start=0
Fucking bizarre that there are people who take wives or kids to the biker-themed hooters, though.

>>12642190
Why

>>12640406
>cashiers don't wish they were there
They like being there when they get to boink each other.

>>12644136
One time when I was a kid (around 13-14) my parents brought us to a Hooters because my younger brother really, REALLY wanted to go. I just remember that, due to me being young and awkward, I had a miserable time sitting between my parents in a mostly empty Hooters. To this day I kinda don't see the appeal

>>12642967
Like a fruit fly? Nah.
An entire god damn cockroach? Yes.

>>12643643
>responding to a finicky boomer by sassing back and nitpicking
That's not sound PR.

>>12644209
It was a bigger deal when sports bars with cable were rarer and you didn't have access to Internet porn. These days it just doesn't have the same kind of utility

Look at her fat fucking fingers

>>12642357
Betas. Boomers and flyovers are beta as fuck and are willing to be borderline abused before before they speak up

>>12640707
>crotch-fruit
Big LEL I’ve never heard kids referenced like that before.

>>12642357
To be absolutely fair I think this is a slight case of hyperbole, and she WAS 7 months pregnant on top of that

>>12643966
Pit bulls aren’t service animals. You are some soft faggot who pretends to have ptsd.

>>12644256
>make a crack about pussy ass bitches
>pussy ass bitches point themselves out
LMAO

>>12641326
well pardon us mr. gucci loafers

>>12639749
>I signed up to their email
these people exist?

>>12644069
>everything else is great, but I just need to have sex. 1 star
Incels were a mistake

>the shoyu sauce tasted like soy sauce to me
lel

guess the chain (without googling)

>>12644276
>needs a comfort dog
>calls others bitches
Nah nigger

>>12644423
Mc Donald's?

>>12639674
Reminder: In certain states a business CANNOT refuse a service animal, or ask for proof that animal is a service animal or face a hefty fine
There's nothing federally regulating service animals, what defines a service animal, or what can be a service animal.
There's nothing to federally prove an animal is in fact, a service animal. There's no federal data base, there's no state records, there is literally nothing.
In theory, you could go into one of these states with a fucking crocodile or a boa constrictor as long as it's wearing a "SERVICE ANIMAL" vest, and it'd be allowed in no questions asked.

Service Animals are one of those things that need to be regulated, but never will be.

I hate living in Belfast

>>12640406
Have sex

>>12644432
She's a service dog, not a comfort dog. There's a difference dipshit.

>>12644506
>being less capable than a literal animal
Lmao just euthanize yourself, retard

>>12644506
The whole point is to lie to not sound like an idiot. A good percentage of these reviews are probably dumb assholes lying about what stupid cunts they are to justify getting shitty service or rude wait staff. It’s not hard to believe someone would replace the word comfort with service to garner sympathy.

>>12644506
A seeing eye dog is not the same as an emotional support pitbull brought to cleanse the patio of toddlers

constant Asian vs. Asian conflict at this place

>>12639700
This. Fuck those types. It's always a goddamn pitbull too.

>>12642337
Cool, have any pics of your dick?

>>12644564
>>12644734
She only bites who I tell her to.

>>12644440
>loving the taste of daddy's boot leather this much

Are you sure you're not a service dog, anon?

>>12644742
>these two having an ESL-off
Asian!

>>12639773
>my kid can't draw on walls while i go for happy hour >:(
Why are nu-moms so goddamn stupid?

>>12639946
That's the cleanest McDonald's in Oakland.

>>12644791
>you may has misunderstanding of the sushi

>>12640943
>waiting in line for food

>>12644440
You're a retard. The ADA is federal law and clearly defines service animals.
You're thinking of emotional support animals, et. al.

>>12641139
>"just moved here"
>Local Guide

>>12639486
africans are always in the wrong

>>12641139
I want to know where I can get $1 egg rolls in New York. Unless it's Schenectady.

>>12644914
Good news, there's a place in Albany but you have to take a cab to get to it.

>thread making fun of reviews

>many of the reviews are valid

are you still mad at us gordon

>>12644236
those are some puny fucking wings though

>>12644236
Just how big does she think a chicken is?

>>12644957
>Albany
Is that still a thing?

>>12639486
work in the industy, niggers are always lying and telling half truths to always come out as the victim to get free shit. always.

From the Tim Hortons near my old workplace.

>>12641115
Based Choi Ming

>>12639773
What the fuck is that shit? Are they literally retarded?

>>12639946
>Ditanyol Fluker

>>12641911
Same job as you. Made an old guy in a wheelchair put out his cig. Next day I find out he died not to long after and i literally ruined the mans last cigarette

>>12641332
That was absolutely amazing

>>12639502
I wan't to genocide everyone who uses "y'all" its so infuriating

>>12639624
pls find this

>>12644326
Strikes me a jaded older female

So many boomers confused by google

>>12645372

>>12644860
You may has misunderstanding of the sushi

>>12645372
Because they are too stupid to adapt.

>>12644718
holy fuck

>>12639773
wtf is with these people and cinco de mayo?

>>12645159
Damn bro

>>12644718
why do koreans always have to chimp out at restaurants

why are waiters so disrespectful to customers of color?

>>12639483
Also uses this as an excuse to not eat salad

The most enjoyable ones are the ones where the owner of the restaurant replies to either btfo a customer or just get mega triggered over something some dumb boomer said

>>12645532

god damn

>>12644402
>>the shoyu sauce tasted like soy sauce to me
you don't say?
>>12644460
I was in a wendy's once and they were letting a hobo woman run around harassing all the customers for money. I refused and she threw a shitfit, and whenever I returned to that street she'd shout at me and threaten to kill me.

>>12644718
>one penny as a tip
I did this at a chinese buffet with a super fuckign rude waitress. her face was worth it, like i took her kid and personally yanked his college degree from his hand and ripped it to shreds.

fucking rude cunt deserved it.

>>12646100
>tipping at a buffet
????

>>12644069
Having a shit name like Taffy means you can't ever be a happy person