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You can only choose one.

>> No.12689919

>>12689840
I'd pick Gordon Ramsay every single time. Jamie Oliver looks sickly in this picture.

>> No.12690278
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>>12689840

I choose ja/ck/

>> No.12690366

I choose Thomas Keller

>> No.12690379

>>12689840
Did Jamie brush his teeth with olive oil too? Jesus christ

>> No.12690500

>>12690278
based and ja/ck/pilled

>> No.12691382
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No clue who the guy on the right is, so it kinda just looks like Gordon is doing a photo op with some downs kid.... so the downs kid

>> No.12691383

>>12689840
oliver

>> No.12691386

>>12689840
Both are pretty good cooks, nothing special. At least Ramsay is entertaining. Jamie Oliveoil just praises every fucking thing. It get's annoying fast.

>> No.12691389
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>>12689840

As a Bong that was too old to be at school when he tried to ban everything id have to go with Jamie.
Iv had way more use from Jamies books and recipes than anything Ramsays put out.

>> No.12691395

>>12690379
>>>12689840 (OP)
>Did Jamie brush his teeth with olive oil too? Jesus christ
Brits, really, don't do the fake caps and cosmetic dentistry like Americans. You'll see smokers are more common, as well as unabashed coffee stains like nobody freaking cares. Even the queen and the queen mother were like whatevs
Gordon has had a LOT of work, botox, fillers, hair plugs, laser resurfacing, full set of veneers, the whole thing including lipo
Jamie, bless him, was born not being so ugly, he's just got a lisp, and like a lot of brits, mom and dad didn't get orthodonture, or he didn't keep it up with a retainer in his 30s or something.
WTF with the pink though, Gordon looks like he went to a Paki tailor

>> No.12691414
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>>12689840
Also of note is Ramsay is a pathological liar.
He lied he played for Rangers (Glasgow Football team)
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/4903118/Gordon-Ramsay-admits-claims-about-his-Rangers-career-may-be-inaccurate.html
Tbh his whole persona is a fraud, he didnt grown up in the Glasgow, ghetto home of a single mother at all.
His father was an investment banker and his mother a librarian, he grew up in Surrey and attended a posh all boys school in Dulwich....

FACT.

>> No.12691431
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Another lesser known FACT is Ramsay is a mediocre chef.
He can knock up a nice scrambled eggs or a quick steak but his idea are achaic and his skills amateur.
When Ramsay wants new ideas for his top Michelin starred restaurants he has menu advisers.
Interestingly these advisers are not top French, Spanish or even Japanese chefs, they are none other than the 2 Americans in (pic related).

>> No.12691457

>>12691414
He didn't grow up "posh" nor with any class. His dad had various blue collar jobs, his mom worked in nursing (at what level or education, dunno) but, Dad was likely a drunk, if anyone is to believe he was violent or abusive, there would or should be police records, if it were verifiable which is not. But, with 4 kids, especially one as freaking hyper and annoying as Gordon, and one a heroin addict as a youth, there was likely some mental health torture just being around him or a parent whose genes created him.

There wasn't any great income in a double income family with 4 kids, to be sure, and without an actual royal pedigree or professional education career levels of income, there wasn't anything to give this kid a name, not a fake football career nor a family to be proud of, those things as well as mental health issues creates liars.

Don't forget that Robert Irvine claimed to both Princess Di's chef (as if she even ate anything), as well as "the" White House chef. Those lies were so verifiable as wrong in the days of the internet, and yet, he had this in his resume to get started anyway.

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>>12691457
>there was likely some mental health torture just being around him or a parent whose genes created him.


Insightful stuff Anon, i also now believe Gordon's aggressive and manipulative behaviour is the likely reason his younger brother turned to the smack.

>> No.12691555

>>12691431
>skills amateur
You can say a lot of shit about him but to suggest that his skills are amateur is retarded. Just look at any video of him cooking and handling meat. The guy knows his shit.

>> No.12691581

>>12691555

Smoke and mirrors mate.
One thing Ramsays actually pretty good at is slight of hand magic, that coupled with a skilled editing team makes him look like a master of the chopping board.