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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What are you bringing to the /ck/ cookout?

>> No.12698953

>>12698946
Beer I guess

>> No.12698958

Apparently chicken.

>> No.12698961

I'm out of frame, frying catfish.

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>>12698946
Rope and some friends.

>> No.12698964

>>12698962
This

>> No.12698965

>>12698946

>> No.12698967

>>12698962
Y'all gonna look real funny shitting out a rope the next day.

>> No.12698975

>>12698962
When the reply is this predictable it stops being funny

>> No.12698989

>>12698962
I just wanted to have a nice thread about having a cookout with my best friends. Plz take your bigotry and hatred somewhere else.

>> No.12699024

Bringing to THAT cookout? I’m rolling up with:
>2 bottles of rosé
>crockpot of mac and cheese
>pan of brownies
>1/8th rolled between 3 Dutchmasters
>pint of Henny for the host/dude manning the grill

>> No.12699029

The police

>> No.12699032

>>12698967
I busted at this comment

>> No.12699038

>>12698946
looks like ill be bringing a gun

>> No.12699044

>>12699029
fucking hell i lold

>> No.12699045

>>12698962
Thats not very cash money of you

>> No.12699086

>>12698946
Colt 45 & 2 zigzags.
Maybe some tanqueray & juice

>> No.12699143

Lobster Mac and Cheese and Potato Chips

>> No.12699228

>>12698946
NC style pulled pork, homemade vinegar barbecue sauce, a pack of nice brioche buns, an eighth of kush, and a suitcase of PBR Extra.

>> No.12699232

>>12698946
Oysters and ice. People always forget the ice

>> No.12699235

>>12698946
hotdog water, boiled steaks with ketchup marinade, medium rare chicken, 100 McChickens, raisains.

>> No.12699271

Wait, so is this happening or not? I didn't get my invite

>> No.12699440

>>12698967
keked

>> No.12699579

potato salad and two pies

>> No.12699605

A packet of fresh underwear
Squirt guns with hot sauce
Sidewalk chalk
Me in my gorilla suit
And a veggie tray from the store like my mom used to make.

>> No.12699606

>>12698962
fucking swiss ghosts killing black people

>> No.12700920

>>12698946
Beer, potato salad/kugelis, salt and vinegar chips, jello shots, and vodka

>> No.12700927

>>12698989
You have to go back

>> No.12700931

>>12698946
When we elected Trump, it was because he said he’d end shit like this. Why hasn’t he ended it?

>> No.12700932

>>12698946
Chilled Sexton whiskey and Ascott french brandy! 4 bottles of each, nice and chilled.

>> No.12700952

Tri tip santa maria style and hot links

>> No.12700956

>>12698946
salad with macerated strawberries, blueberries, candied pecans, crumbled goat cheese and a nice plum poppy seed vinaigrette

>> No.12700957

Same as I bring everytime, a whole uncooked brisket for the next cook out. I will then drink everyone's beer.

>> No.12700967
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>>12698946

I'm a Bong so id probably bring some traditional cuisine from my country.
I'm thinking a nice Toad in the Hole, some Pease Pudding, a dozen Jellied Eels and a big Spotted Dick for afters.
Probably spend the entire afternoon politely fighting your 'phillies' off my dick desu.

>> No.12701031

>>12699024
Gay

>> No.12701084
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12701084

*shrugs*

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12701109

chicken

it's plant-based so don't worry, Helen, you can continue to make vegan youtube videos that are thinly-veiled to sell your used underwear over the internet.

>> No.12701115

>>12698946
my hazmat suit & ricin
maybe some burgers

>> No.12701138

>>12698946
job applications.

>> No.12701150
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12701150

You'd really need a special kind of hate for yourself to eat at the /CK cookout.

>> No.12701196

>>12698946
Ice tea, skittles and a fat mexican with a pistol

>> No.12701198

A warrant.

>> No.12702345

cant cook so ill bring lots of booze that i'm gonna driunk most of, not to be rude but because i dont wanna be sober

>> No.12702481

>>12698946
Some brownies. I got a great recipe while browsing /k/.

>> No.12704260

I'll bring fried rice, with cilantro lime rice as vegan option.

>> No.12704315

>>12701138
>>12701198
You guys forgot the child support check

>> No.12704325

>>12698946
MD 20/20 to get the niggers drunk and a cell phone blocker to confuse the fuck out of them. It's a party! Then I wont have to deal with them.
Those blockers are very small and it's funny as fuck when chicks get all confused when they can't "get connected"

>> No.12704331

>>12698946
A small television, VCR, and seasons 2-5 of Fat Albert

>> No.12704626

>>12699024
>forgetting the crack rocks

>> No.12704672

>>12698989
>your bigotry and hatred
Die.

>> No.12704682

>>12701196
this is the only correct answer in this thread

>> No.12704750

I'm not bringing a bicycle, dad, or wallet. That's for sure.

>> No.12704753

>>12698946
My wife.

>> No.12705610

>>12698946
My fursuit and a portable mayonaisse cannon called the "Yiff Blaster 6900"

>> No.12705919

>>12699024
so based

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lol @ you 'mericans & your need to stuff your obese, diabetic, fat faces in front of friends for "social acceptance".

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>>12698946
>What are you bringing to the /ck/ cookout?

My fat ass, obese american wife and her apetite.

>> No.12705962

>>12698946
I'm here to ice dat muthafugga De'quan

>> No.12705968

>>12705949
Found the nigga who never got an invite

>> No.12705975

AR-15 with autosear and about 12 mags.
Nah, i'm kidding.

Home made char siu and beer.

>> No.12706007

>>12705975
fuck off /k/ tranny. You will not replace us.

>> No.12706041

Bootleg kung fu DVDs

>> No.12706315

>>12698961
nice

>> No.12706386

>>12700967
cant have random people eating your dick

>> No.12706407

>>12700931

who are ((we))? i voted for Donald for liberal tears

>> No.12707320

>>12698946
Thank you for not calling it a "barbecue." I fucking hate people who call cooking out/grilling out "barbecues" when THERES NO FUCKING BARBECUE BEING EATEN

>> No.12707881

>>12698946
Grape soda and mentholated cigarettes.

>> No.12707894

>>12700931
>he said he’d end shit like this
That's a cookout, not a fiesta.
The fiestas are all gone. Basketball-Americans are still Americans. Just poor, and illiterate, and prone to violence.

>> No.12707933

for me it's pasta salad tossed in wish-bone Italian dressing, then I eat all the good shit and leave

>> No.12708106

>>12707320
thats pretty autistic dude. thats like getting mad cause people call music with no words "songs"