/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12727712
hahaha now this is epic!!! xD

>>12727712
you can only hope to remake something as special as the sunday ramen you sperg.
>AHHAA LOL I PUT RANDOM INGREDIENTS IN WITH RAMEN UPVOTE ME XDD

>>12727712
go on....

I'm really gonna fuckin do it

MONSTER ENERGY LOAF ANON REPORTING. GIVE US A SHOW OP.

Actually smells really fucking good. Kind of like honey and pastry. Noodles are still really stiff, so I'll give it a few minutes.

>>12727750
Update?

It just finished cooking. Time for the taste test.

ooooo yeah aight, this threads going places

no

>>12727733
Really nobody fucking cares that you're wasting $4 worth of "ingredients".

Kill it, Cooper.

>>12727793
>wasting
I don't waste food, senpai.

>>12727846
Why are you pretending to eat ramen with a fork? Who even does that?

so...?

IT'S GOOD. I'VE MADE A DISCOVERY, BOYS. It's like a dessert lost to time and common decency.

BUT, what if we could make it better???

WHERES THE GARNISH YOU DONKEY

HURRY UP IM HUNGRY

>>12727865
man i want to try this but i really don't have balls

>>12727852
>eating ramen with a fucking spoon
can you imagine, get the FUCK out of this thread.

I'm doing this for you, /ck/

>>12727729
atleast this guy actual puts his retarded ideas out here to laugh at, all the other threads arent even about food anyways

Ok, I think I made a mistake. Ever accidentally use salt instead of sugar? Imagine doing that, but also adding the sugar, too. I'm gonna try some more to see if it gets any better.

>>12727906
When is the last time you cleaned your stovetop?

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ANON WAS NOT A BITCH TODAY. dubs and I drink what's left.
>>12727924
Like 2 or 3 months, my dude.

>>12727966
now you wil need to convive with your cancer

>>12727729
Dumbass you can't upvote on 4channel

>>12727877
you dont like your ramen slipping and having to get the noodles balanced on the the actual handle and end up sliding to your fingers?

report on how it tasted, and also the quality of your heartbeat

>>12728157
This is an anon from his shared discord, he has gone silent. I think we have a /k/ommando down

>>12728157
I've got a pretty solid tolerance for caffeine, so I wasn't too bothered by 20 oz of the stuff. The taste was a little more bitter than standard Red Bull, but was very sweet and had that almost cherry like Red Bull flavor. The taste of the noodles balanced out the sweetness with their eggy-bready flavor and had the same type of taste as a cheese danish where a taste not normally associated with sweets actually adds a good taste to something that is.

>>12727881
>adding the flavour pack AFTER the noodles has been cooked.

wtf that's just retarded.

>>12728854
Never microwaved Raman before?

>>12728854
The most retarded part of all this is not crushing up the noodles and microwaving it. Waaaaay too much work to wash an additional pan and wait for the water to boil, tend to it, etc. Just crush em, add some water (or red bull, whatever), toss in the microwave for 2 minutes, and BAM, ramen noodles the way Hirohito intended.

>>12728870
>putting a carbonated beverage in the microwave
That's just asking for a mess.

>>12727712
based op trying new things

>>12728887
what is that plastic looking shit on the left

>>12728939
Sous vide chicken breasts

>>12727737
Based monster bread and desert dune oven anon

>>12727865
May God forgive you, for I will not.

well how did it taste???

>>12728949
Christ almighty, I get eating healthily but how can ANYONE enjoy chicken with no seasoning cooked in nothing but fucking water?!

>>12729115
See >>12728848

>>12728854
No anon, you are the retarded one.

Seriously, try it. Just boil it as normal, drain into a bowl, then add the flavourings. Stir thoroughly. Having said all that, it works best with the mi goreng style flavour packs where it's mostly (if not all) liquid.

>>12728887
Chicken with blueberries, peanut butter, whey, and ... Salad?

... Involving a blender?

Please tell me you're blending everything BUT the chicken, and then slathering that paste onto the chicken when you pan fry or oven bake it?

>>12729139
gay

>>12729175
>drain
dropped

>>12729218
STFU pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taMrLVLIars

The only correct way to do it.

Anon please

worst thread on /ck/ currently and everyone in here deserves to be shot

Honk honk

>>12729323
lol moron

Guys? Did he died

>>12729323
This is close to how I do it too. I think he cooked the noodles too long, I like mine on the crunchier side. Also I don't add water back into it, just stir the flavor packet better.

I usually poach an egg into it, and quite possibly add chicken tendies or deenz. Also hot sauce or soy sauce.

>>12727966
Hahahahaha drink up faggot

>>12729361
Why you complaining about OC fellow /ck/bro?

>>12729180

>>12727966
Bullshit you just scooped it into the garbage.

mhmm boy that looks great.

Anon???

>>12730046
Exactly. I can't believe there are people retarded enough to believe this shit.

>hahaha he threw a bunch of random food items together and then didn't post any evidence that he actually ate it hahahahahahha XD