/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12745500
How about we start with what she likes to eat? Otherwise, buy mass gainer

>>12745500
I was with mine 9 years, but she became a trecherous whore. I suggest cutting your loss now.

>>12745500
Really, just cut your loss now unless you have kids with it.

>>12745512
I've fattened up several anorexics. Each time it started with convincing them that they needed more muscle to look good. You obviously can't tell them to get fat, but they care about aesthetics so it's an easy in.

>>12745500
Is that skeletor?

>>12745500
>What can I feed her to help her get up to a healthy weight?
It's a psychological issue, you fucking retard. Get her some mental health help.

>>12745523
Sometimes chicks don't want to hear crap, they just want to get fucked and that's that. Trying to convince some dumb chick that she's stupid wont work out and don't marry the thing and don't have kids with it. Why put that shit on yourself?

>>12745526
Why should OP get her mental health?
He should get out of a bad situation while he can.

>>12745526
After eight years it's too late to get her mental health. Cut the loss. Banging done.

>>12745533
On one hand, checked and this is true, on the other fate has entangled you for its purposes and if you like everything else about her it may be prudent to at least try.

I think at a certain point you set up an appointment for her and have a “bitch get in the car, we’re going, I’ve had enough and I don’t want to see the ending to this movie, let’s go.” If that works, great, if not you tried.

>>12745500
uhh
OP why does your "girl friend " have an adams apple ??
granted he is a rail , but he is still a "he " no matter what pronouns you are using.

that needs to gain some muscle mass on the glutes and hams to support it's lower back , that kind of pressure on the coccyx and spine is going to cause a lot problems later on

You have to address why she is finicky.

>>12745553
Wut? From that description it sounds like a hooker that hangs out under some bridge with some dude named bubba.

>>12745566
some fat assed fucking idiot adult cunt probably told her she was going to get fat if she ate a cookie or cake or some shit when she was a kid , and that left a virulent mental program in her young little mind that is now this fucking picture of " I can't eat food because I don't want to look like that stupid fucking fat assed cunt " using nearly all of her brains CPU power to process her self image , to make sure she doesn't .

I fucking hate people who do this to little girls because they are angry that let themselves go to shit, and are to lazy to change

Start with one McChicken and one McDouble per hour. Every day double the amount. Continue for 30 days at which you should see significant improvement in her physique.

T. nutritionist

>>12745603
you're not funny you piece of garbage.
you are probably a disgusting pig who is angry she is slim and your not

>>12745603
>Day 30: 536870912 McChickens and 536870912 McDoubles per hour
Based

>>12745577
Digits. My unstated point, anon, is it’s usually less stressful to just force it all at once rather than protracted negotiations/feelings/justifications/etc. With the former you can console yourself that you had no choice. If you’re potentially going to dump her like a hooker, try to help her like a hooker as well, this is my thinking.

>>12745620

fucking kek

>>12745589
Wew I'm sorry for your horrible childhood but there are many other causes. OP needs to get professional help for her either way.

>>12745526
>you have to see a doctor so they can charge you lots of $$$$ and make you take pills and shit and make it worse

if its just a mild case why even bother with doctors especially for something like anorexia? they are just leeches

>>12745500
Havent fapped in a while. Tensions been accumulating because of various random stimuli here n there. But when I saw your pic, I fucking blew it. Jacked off and let out huge dollops of hot vanilla nutella.

Its hard avoiding visual stimuli. You might as well just not use your phone

>>12745633
or at least his girlfriend needs it.

>>12745500
is she pretty?
do you *love* her, like 110%?
does she want kids?

if the answer is no to any of those questions you should just dump her desu. Damaged goods

>>12745533
>Why should OP get her mental health?
It's his girlfriend, so I assumed that he loves the girl

>>12745500
Imagine being such a bad cook your girlfriend starves herself

>>12745676
>the guy should do the cooking
>having a girlfriend who cant cook herself

yikes

>>12745678
Men barbeque
Boys rely on women to feed them

>>12745678
I don't have a girlfriend, as I am no cuck. Women are beneath me on redpilled grounds of whiteness and masculinity. And I don't mean beneath me in a sexual way, as I will never lay on top of an inferior woman. I mean spiritually, ethically, and existentially.

ANONS WE NEED TO POST ITT DISHES/RECIPES THAT OPS GIRLFRIEND CANNOT RESIST. THIS WILL HELP HER GAIN WEIGHT. ILL START

>>12745683
Real men spit, fart, and beat women

>>12745683
do you bbq every single day?

>>12745689
errday errday
fuck what anybody say
can’t see it cause the weber in the way

>>12745688
>desu
lol ,
that is what you believe ?
wow get used to being alone in your basement forever, because even guys don't do that shit unless they know them for along time .
and beating women ?
lol , oh puhleez do that please please please do that ..

>>12745699
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>12745702
>weeeeaaaaaaakkkkk !!!
little boy

>>12745699
I'm into redpilled beliefs. I am without a woman at present, which doesn't concern mean 'cus modern women are all worthless whores who don't deserve me. And I have my 2d anime waifus. But when I get one, I will treat her like a dog. That's the only way to treat a woman. She should know her place. In the kitchen, and in the bedroom. I'll be by the grill, barbecuing like a real man ought to

>>12745711
okay
your redpilled beliefs are perpetuated by other know nothings who are guessing and failing as well.
so yes I agree you should follow them ,

>>12745500
Give her senna tea 3x a day for a weak. feed her fruit juices high in sulfuric acid and soups. Have her shitting all the parasites. Then get her on protein shakes with heavy cream. At least 3k calories a day. Too much vomiting damages the intestinal flower and kills healthy organisms. Get her on probiotic regiment yogurt etc.

I'm so sick of these bait threads. It's not possible that people are so fucking stupid that they cant realize mental problems are addressed with mental help. Go shitpost somewhere else.

>>12745828
labelling every small thing as a "mental" issue is so 2019. She might not even be anoxeric, just stressed out or whatever. So instead of treating people holistically you just pump them full of drugs. Thats great, isnt it?

>>12745666
* 666
Maybe it's a soul drinking succubus?

>>12745506
Based
>>12745612
>slim
That's not "slim" you fucking retard, and if you think it is, you should probably just kill yourself because no boy is ever going to care about you no matter how many times you barf up your lunch
>>12745676
This
>>12745678
>>having a girlfriend who can't cook herself
Why would I want to eat inferior food made by a woman?

>>12745838
This guy gets it.

>>12745500
Why is that broad even wearing a bra? She's got no tits to support.

>>12745500
I'd like to fuck a chick like that just once.
I bet my dick would look huge going in and out of that bony ass.

>>12745506
>>12745512
>>12745533
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>>12745862
Sure is incel in here today.

douse everything you cook in fats
put coconut oil in her hot drinks
feed her nuts they're high calorie low satiety

>>12745500
A malnourished woman can’t support a pregnancy. If you ever intend to have kids this is a big problem. I dated a girl for like 8 years and it was comfy but comfy is dangerous. Breaking up was hard but the best thing I've ever done. Generally speaking if you date past 5 years its a dead end, marriage should have happened by now

>>12746063
>marriage
nice try, lady, but nobody's falling for it.
A lot of people on this board have actual jobs and don't like the idea of having half their shit taken away by some vengeful barren cunt.

>>12746051
Yes I'm sure an anorexic is going to react well to this

>>12746063
Cringe.

>>12746088
god damn you're stupid
you don't tell her about the fats

>>12746085
Obvious bitter cope aside, if you want a stable household and children you need to be married

>>12746089
Cope

>>12746096
Go find a suitable breeding mate to perpetuate your genes fedoralord.

>>12746093
>stable household
Are you a time traveler from the fifties?
Marriage does not at all guarantee stability these days. It does guarantee that some Jew lawyer will fuck over the man in the relationship when it goes sour, though.
By all means spend your whole life living with a woman and having kids with her, but never marry.

>>12746101
My genes are perpetuated kid. Just trying to give some real world advice to you bitter losers who think hoarding your money like a goblin is somehow sticking it to the evil boogeywoman in your head

>>12746050
>being this angry

>>12745838
Yes, I certainly said mental issues require being pumped full of drugs. One cannot possibly fix a mental issue by doing some reading and addressing yourself, of course.