/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12761857
None of it. I love it all

>>12761857
>stuff face with cake
>force myself to throw up
>eat more cake

Poetic

>>12761857
For dinner tonight I had a big plate of cracklins left over from rendering lard. That's gotta be at least in my top ten.

one time for E3 a couple years ago i sat on the couch and ate an entire pizza and drank like 4 cans of cream soda over the course of 3-4 hours.

By the way, choco tacos suck ass, to whoever was meming them

>>12761857
University, hung over. Ate 4 mcdoubles, 4 mcchickens, 2 daves singles from wendys, and a large fry

>>12761973
For you, the day you ate a whole pizza and four sodas was the fattest day of your whole life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

>>12762021
and like 4 choco tacos, lets not forget

really why do people like choco tacos?
they're just ice cream wrapped in a shell made of old stale ice cream cone

>>12761857
i consider myself a stonie-lite but i can't seem to ever reach over 10k calories without getting totally stuffed
but faced against a massive plate of sweets and desserts and a total disregard to health and overall self regard, i can totally see myself going all out provided with such foods

I once drank an entire bottle of Baileys in an evening

>>12761857
There was a period in my teenage life when every week I would eat a bucket of fried chicken by myself. It's astonishing I never got from that, maybe I was still growing, I dunno.

>>12762178
*I never got fat

Eating your moms 600 lb pussy

ate an entire papa johns xl pizza with multiple toppings

>>12762188

About 20 years ago, when in college, I went on an amphetamine binge that lasted like 4-6 days (I forget). I ate almost nothing during that time.

At the end, as they wore off, I smoked a ton of weed and went to a diner at 5 a.m.

I ordered (and ate): 2 pieces of toast with butter, an English muffin, a regular muffin, a coffee, an orange juice, 3 eggs over easy, a stack of pancakes, a plate of oatmeal, and an order of bacon.

The waitress made an offhand comment that she'd never seen anyone eat so much at once. I then went home and slept all day.

One time ate a Taco Bell Double Chalupa box every day for over a month. It's wouldn't have been as bad where it not for all the vodka and whiskey.

>>12761857
When I was 5'7'' and 216 pounds, I would pan fry an entire pound of bacon for breakfast, eating every other piece that I took out of the pan while cooking the rest of it because I couldn't wait. After it was done, I would fry two pieces halves of hoagie bread, soaking up all the bacon grease entirely with them, slather them with a few tablespoons of mayonnaise, pile the rest of the bacon on, and eat it.

>>12763008
Impressive, but my college story has you beat. I was was alone in my apartment watching the Superbowl while my roommates were out partying and I ordered some Domino's. I ate a medium pepperoni pizza, a medium hamburger and onions pizza, a steak grinder, a 16 piece order of garlic knots, half a tray of brownies I made earlier that day, a gallon of Gatorade (made from the powder mix), and probably half a gallon of milk. I honestly thought I was going to have a heart attack when I went to bed that night. Piss the next morning was cloudy to the point I couldn't see the bottom of the bowl. Basically shut my kidneys down, lol.

>>12762021
>a whole pizza

jej

I ordered 3 family pizzas once and ended up eating 1.5 of them in one go.

>reading all these soyboy "overeating" stories ITT

>>12763008
>ate nothing for a week
>breaks his fast with literally just-above-average breakfast
that's so weak
I expected you to chow down on like a dozen burgers or a half dozen bowls of spaghetti or something not some faggy skeleton feast of buttered toast and a couple of eggs oh my god the absolute gluttony...

>>12763030
bmi 33.8
like clockwork

>>12763219
to make up for that anon's retarded junky binge I'll share my own munchies highscore
>2 munchy boxes (curly fries, wedges, kebab, cheese sticks, fried mushrooms and a bunch of other greasy shit I don't remember)
>leftover medium domino's pizza
>1.5 liter bottle of coke zero
>3 packs of m&ms that I didn't remember eating
all in the span of 5 hours

I'm not a big eater so my accomplishment is probably nothing to most but I liked it:
When I was in high school my mom was having some women's group function and I was just gonna stay in my room for the evening.
My mom got me a whole large pizza for dinner and that was good enough for me but right as I started eating my dad walked in with a bunch of kfc for me because he thought I didn't have anything. So naturally I ate both.
So something like a large pizza, 4 or 5 pieces of fried chicken, a large side of mashed potatoes, a large mac and cheese and a couple biscuits.
Normally I'd feel sick after all that but I remember feeling just fine surprisingly, ate it all while playing counter strike and left 4 dead.
That was a comfy night.

>>12763247
>5 hours
You have nothing to brag about either. You simply stuck a third meal between lunch a dinner.

>>12763253
>left 4 dead
Back in my day...

>>12761857
Once I sat and ate a whole large bag of white cheddar popcorn in one sitting. In my defense it's fucking delicious and I rarely get it.

It was either the time I ate 2 large pizzas by myself in a single sitting as a teenager, or the time I ate like 8 plates of sweet and sour chicken, generals chicken, eggdrop soup and crab rangoons at a Chinese place. BMI at the time was like 20.

used to eat 8 times a day while I was bulking

>>12763261
>2 munchy boxes back to back with 1.5 liters of coke
I doubt you or most of the posters ITT could do that besides the 5 hour stretch is in stoner hours which could have been a lot shorter but I literally don't remember eating a lot of what I apparently did so I just estimated

>>12763308
>I doubt you or most of the posters ITT could do that
You underestimate my obesity.

i had a really boring and controled childhood, so after moving out at age 19 there was a disgusting period of overcompensation. averaged 35000kj daily for a month, a lot for a 60kg twink boy

>2kg premade supermarket lasagna
>200g chocolate block
>2L cookies and cream icescream
>600g apple strudel to go with it
in one sitting. didnt vomit somehow, practice i guess

every day from age 11 - 16

>20 - 40 smokes, 8 energy drinks and minimum 3L of mt dew throughout the day
>breakfast was always bacon and egg mcmuffin
>2nd meal was shitload of fries
>lunch was either chinese takeout or large BBQ bacon double cheeseburger from BK
>meal 4 was just whatever sugary shit was in the store on the way home
>dinner was meatlovers pizza and 12 chicken tendies from dominoes

surprisingly enough I never got fat and have since started eating healthy and working out
all the energy drinks and mt dew have come back to haunt me though because i have stained as fuck teeth and awful skin

There's a pork burger shop that sells boxes of crackling. I've eaten nothing but crackling for dinner a few times now.

>>12763008
You must be joking. That’s barely more than a large breakfast.

>>12763338
>35000kj
What the fuck is this? Kilojoules? What’s that in calories?

I barely eat throughout the week, but when I do get the chance to gorge then I go all out. £40 worth of cheap Chinese food. 6-8 pints of beer. Couple liters of Dr. Pepper.

>>12763281
>a whoooole bag of popcorn
Look at this lightweight

>>12763253
I had a similar experience where my parent's were out once so I decided to order Domino's for myself. Went all out. Large pepperoni, garlic bread pizza, cookies, ice cream. They then come home after I've stuffed myself with food only to present me with a bag filled with Chinese food. I considered saving it for the next day, but it's never as good the second day. So I ate it all and just lay in bed with what I believe to be my first 'food coma' ever. It was fun.

>>12763668
8,365,200

considering this is a food board I've been pretty surprised at this thread, apparently everyone in here is a twink and their "gorging" is just something like 2 pieces of toast and now you lot apparently don't even know what to use to measure food nutrition

For five days straight, I ate $20 worth of mcchickens and cheeseburgers for breakfast (i would wake up at 11) with a large dr. pepper
Not in the lobby i would take it all home, i would also buy a 20 piece mcnuggets and gave my dog like 6 of them

>>12761857
Phillips buffet in Ocean City. One of the few buffets were the food is actually pretty good. I must have had like 4-5 plates.

>>12763708
Everyone uses kcal you fucking stuckup tosser

>>12761857
I'm 6'1" (185 cm)

i have never been more than 147 lbs (67kg) in my entire 30 year life.

>>12763859
6'4 obese giant here, currently fasting and I've been doing well for about a month. But when I wasn't worrying about my health, I'd easily smash 3 large pizzas with a garlic bread, once I went to Mcdonalds and ordered about 4 meals with a coke and ate it all. I was a big guy with a big appetite.

This thread is an amazing dick-measuring contest.

For me, it was about 2 large pizzas from an all-you-can-eat buffet. Not too impressive I guess.

>>12763192
you're not cool because you overeat btw

>>12764102
>my fat ass moment?
>uhmmmm, one time I ate two whole grapes!
>I had to lie down for a while...

2 kg of oven baked pork and some fries and a couple beers

every time i go to long john silvers i get the two chicken,one fish platter sometimes with extra fish
sides
cheese curds, french fries and hush puppies,

literally a plate %100 deep fried food
while camping recently, my friends and i battered the following items in pancake batter, then deep fried them

a clif bar
oreos
packaged mini chocolate donuts

the clif bar was improved dramatically. the others were delicious as youd assume. the oreo cookie really soaks up that grease though.

>>12764033
an all you can eat pizza buffet i hope.

When im at a chinese buffet and they have pizza i'm like , really bro? put some beef and broccoli on it or something?

>>12764152
It was a Cici's pizza buffet. The quality was terrible, but they had variety to keep the gluttony interesting.

>>12764147
Now that’s proper camping

>>12762157
I did the same thing first time drinking it, went to go out and get another bottle but managed to lock out my gearbox trying to get into reverse.

>>12763269
>Valve will never make a good game again

Steam is a blessing and a curse

I ate a slice of 4 different types of cake even though I knew it was too much after the heavy dinner I already had but I couldn't stop myself. I suffered for it and puked horribly after

>>12764362
Cake interactions are a bitch bro

>>12763008

Are you European or something? That's, like, a standard American weekend morning breakfast.

>>12763510
>all the energy drinks and mt dew have come back to haunt me though because i have stained as fuck teeth and awful skin

Those probably have more to do with the chainsmoking than the soda

I got drunk and ate a whole sandwich that was made with French loaf (could feed like 4 people) and a whole bag of chips. I felt so bloated the next day I couldn't even bring myself to look in the mirror

>>12764445
>I ate 4 sandwiches in a whole day and some chips
Have all the real fatties died?

>>12763293
I went to a chinese buffet with some 9f ki football teammates and the one guy at 37 chicken balls. He made a bet with a guy he could eat 40 but botched at at 37

>>12764418
i used to drink diet mountain dew, off brand everclear, and a tiny amount of cranberry juice every day until I passed out, without brushing my teeth at night.
man, i had a tremendous amount of cavities

>>12761973
>>12762021
Always confused when Americans talk about eating "entire pizzas" as if that's special because that's par for the course in Yuroland, then I remember our medium size pizzas are your "very small" size ones and your medium ones literally don't exist here.

>>12763942
Big boi here too. I feel your pain. Back in college it wasn't unusual for me to grab 3 meals from 3 different fast food places downtown for dinner. Had to hide the bags and drinks in shame before I got to the next place. I could knock out a Taco Bell taco 12 pack, McDonald's big mac meal, and a Cookout tray with a shake by myself, no problem. It was a disgraceful time in my life. I eventually got so pissed that I was spending $30 stuffing my face with junk every other night, that I stopped eating fast-food altogether for a while.

Not so long ago I ordered ribs and a huge burger with double fries and a brownie.

>>12761857
>be at american chinese buffet
>eat myself sick
>puke on table and floor
>switch tables
>go for another plate while busboy cleans up my puke and mumbles to himself
>waitresses giggle to one another and stare at me

>>12764485
American pizza is supposed to be shared by a whole family or group of friends. Each person eats a slice or 3.

>>12761863
done the same thing with mac and cheese, ate almost a whole box, puked, added plain white rice from a Chinese place to have more for the next day and ate that too.

Every day. A couple of bites into each Meal, I begin to cry because I know that the Meal will soon be over.

A couple months ago some rednecks had a seafood boil. I ate more crab legs in that day than my entire life combined. The main redneck said “that boy can eat”. Mounds and mounds of crab meat.

I used to eat chocolate biscuits with coke and cake with dr. pepper as a kid. Still can't believe myself.

>>12763008
how much oatmeal was on the plate? was it very dry oatmeal? plates seem odd to put oatmeal on.

>>12761857
When I got my final results for my Master's, I found out I had a Distinction for my thesis. A bought an entire NY vanilla cheesecake and ate it by myself while drinking like 10 belgian beers.

When I returned to my home country after an year living abroad, I went to a famous area near the sea where they sell amazing fresh seafod. I ate a plate of mussels, cured fried herring, octopus and a whole 1.5kg of seabass.
I'm not fat, though.

>>12763510
You smoked 20 cigarettes a day at age 11? How are you still alive?

7 schnitzel sammiches with two kilos of french fries downed with 5 litres of Coke, and 3 liters of ice cream.

>>12761857
Got super drunk and went to taco bell. Lady taking my order cut me off twice thinking I was done.
>1 crunchwrap
>2 supreme fries
>2 gorditas
>4 beef burrito
>4 beef taco
>3 handfuls of hot sauce

Ate all of it except 2 tacos in a little over an hour. Puked the next morning and it was a hot painful thick half digested sludge that almost made me choke to death. Not a great time

>>12763510
how could you afford any of this????

Was high once and consumed about 300g shrimps. Here is the thing, every shrimp was soaked in at double the weight of the shrimp itself in mayonese. Added white bread. I ate so much fucking mayonese. After I realized it I felt like fucking fatass, which I was.

I ate about 300ml of mayonese. That's like 2100kcal. Just as a quick snack.

>>12766438
The second time I got high, I threw up from eating so much

(1/2)
>about 7 years ago
>old lady who was friends with my grandmother before she died is going on vacation
>major fucking cat lady, like 5 or 6 cats all in this one house
>also starting to go senile
>asked me to house-sit for her
>an entire week of unsupervised alone time
>to an 18 year old with strict parents this sounded better than a vacation to Italy
>think about the house parties I'm gonna throw
>house is located in the woods practically in the middle of nowhere, so don't have to worry about any neighbors complaining
>old lady told me that she'd stocked the refrigerator and pantry so I wouldn't need to go grocery shopping
>drive out to her house the first night
>decide to inaugurate my house-sitting by having one night totally to myself
>besides the fucking cats
>smoke a fat bag of weed
>too stoned to do anything, could barely lift my hand to pet the cats

>>12766521
(2/2)
>sober up a little bit and smoke some more
>munchies set in
>chow time
>go to pantry to get some cereal
>open one cabinet and its just packed with cans of tuna
>"hm, must be cat food"
>open another cabinet door, completely packed with tuna
>"damn that's a lot of cat food"
>open a third cabinet, its packed with cat food
>"huh?"
>slowly the realization creeps in
>I open every other cabinet in the kitchen
>its all just cans of tuna
>about two years supply of tuna in total
>go to the refrigerator
>refrigerator has some water bottles and about 25 unopened jars of peanut butter
>realize I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, starving, too stoned to drive anywhere, with nothing to eat but tuna and peanut butter
>notice note on the refrigerator door says that sriracha is in the spice cabinet if I want any
>realize that there's nothing to do but for me to eat the tuna, peanut butter, and sriracha
>but I was too high to just eat them separately
>open about 40 cans of tuna into the biggest salad bowl i can find
>mix in an entire jar of peanut better
>taste it
>not peanut-buttery enough
>mix in another jar
>empty the bottle of sriracha into the bowl and mix it in
>sit down on the couch and eat the entire thing over the course of about 2 hours while the cats are going apeshit for the tuna
>two of them actually start fighting each other so I throw a spoonful at them, which just made the situation worse
>ended up splitting about the last 10% of it with just this one cat because the other ones were too fucking repulsed to try it
I went to the hospital the next day because I was afraid I got mercury poisoning.

>>12766438
Convert to freedom units or get the fuck out

>>12761857
3 $5 cheese pizzas from Little Caesars

then when I got them home I covered each in different treats, the fattest was a "cheese lover's" where I crunched and dumped Cheetohs on top, mixed with squeeze cheese, and 1 whole thing of the sawdust Parmesan

washed them all down with 2 2-liters of diet coke I chilled to a slushie in the freezer

>>12766531
ew but good story.

bought 3 cheeseburgers and the 20 pack nuggets at mcdonalds

20 pack nuggers is always too much but it sounds so good when drunk..

>>12766521
>>12766531
I didn't realize David Lynch browsed /ck/

>>12761857
I ate half a medium dominoes pizza and 8 wings...
My bmi is 16.5 btw

>>12761857
I ate ass last night

>>12761857
one day I woke up ate a giant egg burrito my mom made me (this was back in highschool)

then for dinner when the left for a trip I ordered a large thin crust pizza, ate the whole thing, my buddy then callled me and said he was having a LAN party, so I went there and he ordered pizza, and I ate half a large papa johns and like 3 pop tarts

I have no Idea how I was only like 150 pounds back then, probably because I lifted

>>12761857
I won a giant donut eating competition on Friday.

And the prize was definitely not worth it.

>>12761857
Eating 22 sliders from a crave case in one sitting.

>>12766406
Fucking hell. Post pics of yourself.

>>12766423
>Puked the next morning and it was a hot painful thick half digested sludge that almost made me choke to death. Not a great time

>>12763850
cringe

>>12766374
no back then i smoked a lot less, it only got up to those numbers for smoking around 13
I was super edgy and remembering it now fills me with cringe

>>12766434
parents were never around so they just left me money to live for the day

>>12765944
You added rice to your puke and ate it?

>>12764475
Sounds fucking based though. I have lots of trouble sleeping so I could totally dig that as long as it doesn’t make me oversleep

About a year ago I ate a bunch of tacos from Taco Bell and drank a bunch of beer and around 3 in the morning decided I wanted to try a local pizza place that was still open. So I drove drunk to the pizza place, got a pizza, got back home without being arrested somehow and ate the entire pizza. I immediately vowed to never do that again.

>>12763281
I used to do that weekly and I've never even been obese. Do you mean the party sized kind that is like triple the size of a normal family bag?

>>12767779
>parents were never around so they just left me money to live for the day
How much did they leave you?
That's like 40-50 bucks a day

>>12763510
>>12767779
Your parents should be fucking shot for what they did to you.
Why do people like that insist on having kids? Goddamn.

One time I got way too hammered off of two white claws and ended up eating a medium poke bowl (with half rice), a kale salad from Trader Joe's, a quarter cup of trail mix, half a bag of baby carrots with hummus, and 5 raspberries. I felt so full and bloated and disgusting I wanted to puke.

>>12763253
>Women's group function
>Dad was home
Anon your parents were swingers

>>12768355
>I got way too hammered off of two white claws

>>12768355
>t.an women

>>12761857
i made a "sandwich" out of graham crackers. the filling was marshmallow fluff and nutella with banana slices in between. i then drizzled honey on the banana slices before putting the two sides together.

>>12761973
>By the way, choco tacos suck ass, to whoever was meming them
imagine being this fucking wrong lmao just imagine

>>12768484
He's just a tastlet leave him be, leaves more Choco tacos for us patrician tasters.

I go to the bojangles about once a month and order the family meal that says feeds 4. They are wrong. It feeds just one fat man.

>>12768481
oh yeah I also ate 3 family sized bags of Utz Hot Chips in a day. I've never had a stomach ache as bad as that one. Still the best potato chips on the planet

>>12761857
ate two kilos(4 pounds) of pasta bake

>>12763308
you severely underestimate how powerful i am

>>12761857
its been a long time since i was fat so i cant remember exact meals. while im happy to be thin now sometimes i really miss just ordering 2 medium pizzas and a 2L from dominos for cheap and just eating everything in a 2-3 hour session while watching something on my laptop

>>12766406
/thread

>>12766521
>>12766531
good shit anon thx for sharing

got put on this steroid named prednisone

ate like 2 pounds of rice and 2 pounds of meat and a pizza one day

>>12761857
>finishes school
>have to get job asap
>gain 10 lbs through stress-eating, even though haven't gained weight in YEARS

>>12763008
damn Americans

>>12761857
>Nightshift
>Went past McDicks 9.15 in the morning
>Turned around, went in and ordered 10 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and a milkshake to go
>Ate it all when I came home
>Went to sleep
>Woke myself up from giant farts over the next couple hours
>Woke up for real in the evening
>Ordered two pepperoni pizzas and a 2l coke
>Ate all of it too
I must have consumed nearly 10k kcal that day.

Not crazy but it was funny at least
>be 15
>with 4 friends
>all stoners
>one friend just bought a quarter
>nothing crazy but for 15 year olds it was badass
>buy 6 little caesar’s pizzas
>smoke at least 7 bowls
>everyone eats a whole pizza or more, this one dude mike definitely ate at least two
>go home, shit brains out

>>12769262
>McDicks 9.15 in the morning
>cheeseburgers
They don’t serve cheeseburgers till after 10:30am I thought

>>12768355
Stupid whore.

>>12769365
Bigmac, mcbacon, cheeseburger and hamburger is part of the breakfast menu in my country.

anytime I eat reeses PB cups. Those things can make me want to eat like 10, especially whenever you get the halloween bags with reeses in them

Pastries are my weakness. I can eat a whole tray of pastries if I don't control myself. I try to eat only one a day if I buy any.
If I buy whipped cream sometimes I just walk over to the fridge and squirt that shit in my mouth.

>>12761863
I did this at a buffet.

I had a day where I ordered a double quarter pounder meal from McD's, large, with a 20 piece mcnugget. Then I went to the store, bought a whole pan of danishes, a bag of oreos, a can of pringles, a box of cheez-itz, 2 energy drinks, 2 whatchamacallit candy bars and a skor bar.

I then ate it all in a single sitting

>>12770124
>got the hot food first

>>12770151
I did things like this like 4/5 times a week. It took me less than 5 minutes to get out of the store and I was only a minute from home. Fast food was always hot.

>>12765944
>Almost a whole box
A whole box is a normal serving for an adult.

>>12766438
>300g of shrimp
Just fucking say how many man. Its not like its an amount so massive that its impossible to count.

>>12766531
Why didn't you order a pizza

>>12770563
Idk, it was a long time ago. Its possible that I was so high I figured that no pizza place would deliver to a house in the middle of the woods, idk

>>12761857
A Tombstone, a big box of Little Debbie's, and eight chili cheese dogs.

>>12761857
on new years eve i ate 3 bags of takis alone so thats like 6000 calories

>>12763030
Tfw 5'9" and now at 213 down from 267 last summer, down from a maximum of 285 lbs at age 19. Now I'm 25. At least I lost around 55 lbs in a year

>>12771196
I know we're supposed to shit on each other here, but that's awesome man.

>>12771298
Thanks Anon, those words do mean something to me, and it's nice that my efforts to lose weight have met some recognition. (Cutting the soda, fast food and sugary coffee for more than a year, and cold turkey to boot, has done wonders for me.) That said, this is 4channel, and you can shit on me if you want to.

>>12761857
Getting my stent.

>>12761857
I routinely smoked a blunt after overnight shifts at my old job and i would walk home and prepare a large stoner breakfast with whatever was laying around the pantry. I would often have a few bowls of cereal, ice cream, toast, leftovers, pizza and pasta, and several glasses of iced tea or coffee. sometimes i would also have fast food from mcdonalds or Dunkin on top of that. i would then sit back and watch hgtv. it was a nice time :)

>>12767635
What was the prize? I'm guessing more donuts.

>>12767635
You shit yourself?

>>12771382
I'm a different guy, but no one should shit on you. If they do, fuck em. Good job, keep going.

Couple dozen tim hortons donuts at work and 14 timbits and my own packed lunch. Was still hungry after but stomach hurt like a bitch

>>12766438
Lol what the fuck are you Boris?

>>12767813
>anon admits his alcoholic habits
>>sounds fucking based though
>>does it make you oversleep?
You’re a retard

My girlfriend bought me a huge fucking box of Ferrero Rocher or whatever the fuck those gay things are called. I swear it was a box like pic related, but it had the top layer and a second layer. That’s 96.

I ate all of them in one night. I shit lava the next morning. Fucking weed.

>>12761857
I ate an entire new yorker pizza from dominos. I was close to 300lbs then.

>>12772389
Yea but it still sounds based

Proudest: Eating a bakers dozen of donuts to impress other football players before school

Sadder: Go to Panda Express, order rice and honey walnut shrimp, screw up order, get the family sizes, too embarised to tell them, twice what i would of spent, Force myself to keep eating even though I don't want to anymore, so i don't waste it.

Saddest; joking with co-workers, talk about eating entire box of cookies, Woman is horrified and disgusted that someone could do that, I pretended it was joke, and not what happens every time i buy cookies.

>>12761857
I ate a half-eaten McChicken I found at a bus top once.

>>12765587
disgusting

>>12772700
I bet this was from a Prodigy concert.

>>12766406
This can't be real

>>12761973
Wow, a WHOLE pizza? Over 4 HOURS? Suuch a fatass dude

>>12772709
You may be right. i was gonna say an ICP concert, but theres a lack of makeup goin on.

>>12761857
A few years ago when I finally decided to stop being a lard ass and get myself in shape, I did a fast food binge the night before, which consisted of the following
>wendy's triple baconator w/ fries
>kfc's double down with mashed potatoes and gravy
>mcd's big mac meal with 2 apple pies
I got back home and ate myself into a coma. It was delicious, gluttonous, and shameful.

when i was 14 i was 6'1 and 240lbs and i would eat a tub of Blue Bell in one sitting almost everyday and then also a tripple belt buster from DQ, this was going on for 6 months because i was staying with a elderly woman and had a lot of cash.

>>12763644
>>12764409
This is why you Americans are lardasses. Your perception of normal amounts of food has been skewed.

>>12763008
>finally eating after a 5 day fast
>eats the average american breakfast

>>12763673
my man

>>12767813
drink gets you to sleep but like 30 mins later it wakes you up and you are too upset to get back to sleep, it happens EVERY time, an avid drinker should know this

>>12773128
correct.

>>12768355
woah sweetie, we wont think any less of you :)

>>12766600
>3 $5 cheese pizzas from Little Caesars
God damn I have a hard enough time eating just one.

Fat Failure:
I tried to eat a whole costco pizza but I got 2/3rds of way through and couldn't go on. I was so sad because I wanted to eat the whole thing.

>>12772699
Were you homeless and starving? Or just actually not able to control your urge to eat because you’re literally a fat disgusting pig?

>>12773042
They’re obviously exaggerating somewhat, it’s just weird for that anon to say he was starving for five whole days and he ate a slightly above average amount of food because of it.

>>12773559
The latter, sir.

>>12761857
>What was your most fat ass moment, ever, /ck/?

>>12773566
Christ anon, have you gotten any better? That sounds like a pretty depressing life.

>>12761857
>What was your most fat ass moment, ever, /ck/

>>12761857
>What was your most fat ass moment, ever
That time I became an American citizen

>>12773569
>Christ anon, have you gotten any better?
Well yeah. It was a weird thing I did to try to gross out a friend of mine when we were 14.

>>12773583
I imagined a 20-something year old man eating half a mcchicken alone at a bus stop, so I’m glad it wasn’t anywhere near that level of depressing.

>>12761857
>your most fat ass moment

>>12773582
>models aren't real women
Wow what the fuck Buzzfeed, how misogynist.

>>12773568
>>12773576
>>12773582
>>12773628
You can stop posting at any time, thank you.

>>12773582
>real women
what is it about 120 extra pounds that makes a woman more real?

>>12773638
> cries fat tears

lol

>>12773568
>tattoos "taco" on her knuckles
what did xir mean by this?

>>12773644
But I'm only 120lbs/55Kg

>>12773660
show your tits then roastie

I was hospitalized for attempting to eat 3 cheese cakes when I was 5'11 120lbs. pic unrelated.

>>12773568
>>12773576
>>12773582
>>12773628
>>12773644
Why do morbidly obese white women all think that other people should find them attractive? Do they have no self awareness of how unhealthy & disgusting they are?

>>12773666
But I'm not a girl. I'm just a thin dude that doesn't like looking at fat people.

>>12773669
Disney princess movies and boomer parenting.

>>12773669
>Why do morbidly obese white women all think that other people should find them attractive?
It's called White Women Privilege.
>Do they have no self awareness of how unhealthy & disgusting they are?
No. They've managed to convince themselves that it's "OK" to weigh 280 pounds, diabetic, & be out of breath walking out of their house.

>cooked a huge pot of seafood pasta
>got high
>started eating the pasta
>just kept eating until I was beyond full
>ate some more pasta
>ran to the toilet and puked it up cause I would probably explode otherwise
>fell asleep

truly a shameful evening

>>12773582
GOD DAMN IT PIERCE BROSNAN YOU DID THIS YOU FUCK

>>12773686
Its not OK to have whatever body I want, you misogynist pig, it’s FUCKing BEAUTIFUL

>>12773696
desu thats kinda hot
wish I was there to see it

>>12773669
I really do believe that in today's politically correct society, nobody has actually told these obese cows that they're disgusting. Which is why white women live in a delusional world for most of their lives.

>>12773710
>I really do believe that in today's politically correct society, nobody has actually told these obese cows that they're disgusting. Which is why white women live in a delusional world for most of their lives.
White women are delusional because they are trained by American society to be delusional.

>>12773720
>White women are delusional because they are trained by American society to be delusional.
pic related

>>12761857
>ate 2lbs of salted peanuts
>washed it down 2/3 of a gallon of soda
Smelliest turds I had for days.

>>12773725
As an artist, I would definitely date a big bitch. Her back will be my practice canvas and during Christmas I'll bondage that bitch up and turn her into my Christmas tree while I invite hookers during the holidays. Keep that bitch blindfolded and play some porn compilations on my airbuds so she suspects absolutely nothing.

>>12764107
Normal people have fat ass moments.
You're just full time fat ass.

>>12773725
> those knee folds
just ewwwwww

>>12773725
She’s not American. That magazine isn’t American. Stop blaming everything on us.

>>12763095
>domino’s
at least kill yourself with the good shit

>>12766531
lmao

>>12773673
>120 lbs
>not a woman
Lmao

>>12773771
>You're just full time fat ass.

>>12773878
You can call me whatever you want, but I still have a penis. Just because I can be man-handled with ease doesn't immediately make me a woman though.
>tfw my classmates would benchpress me in high school if there was nothing else to do

>>12766521
>>12766531
good story, but that's gross.

>>12773725
Absolutely Haram. You white people truly are disgusting.

I made coleslaw today. I was out of mayonnaise but had enough horsey sauce from arby's to make enough dressing for half a cabbage n two carrots. I'm pretty close to having finished it all.

>>12761857
A couple years back a pub where I live was offering all you can eat wings for $8.99 cad (10 wings per order). I had 4 pints and 8 orders of wings, I felt pretty gross at that point. My buddy on the other hand managed to to drink like 8 pints and get 17 or 18 orders of wings down. You think that would fuck a person up, I watched this tubby bitch then buy a 40 of old English and start talking about how bad he wanted curly fries. I would say he was 6'1" and like 250ish.

>>12773891
hot.

>be completely out of control of my life
>get off work
>get handle of fireball from store
>go to McDonalds
>order 20 cheeseburgers
>between speaker and window
>fill up 24 oz cup with Fireball
>chug it all
>get home
>pack bong tight as I could
>smoke it all
>gorge myself on all of it
I would do this about two or three times a week, sometime it would be like $40 of Dominos instead

>>12773669
Doesn't matter, I can get any dick I want because "thicc"

>>12761857
I would eat fast food three times a day

>>12761857
Back when I was 8, I ate 6 hotdogs

>>12761857
I ate an entire family sized can of chili in one sitting, wasn't hungry for almost a whole day after that

>>12762004
dayummmn boi that makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it

>>12762031
I'm more of a savory guy desu. Put me in front of a cheese board and shit ton of bread and i'll fuck that shit up

>>12775635
pic related, it's green thunder, the best damn cheese from snowdonia in wales

>>12762931
Bruh what toppings did chu put on the za?

>>12775635
would you even eat maggot cheese?

>>12763030

>>12761857
For one of my birthdays I got a 40 or so ounce porterhouse steak and finished off a loaded jumbo baked potato also. Then the waitress brought ice cream to the table for the birthday but nobody else wanted to eat it so I finished it off.

Thankfully the urge to vomit passed in only like 30 minutes but damn that was a good meal.

>>12763247
omg that sounds so filling i would die

>>12763293
damnnn boi 2 larges!? I feel sick after 1, but i guess teenage metabolisms are crazy fast

Monday, I made a 1h30 detour for burger king. I ate the thing and went to nap until 10pm, then I went to bed.

Back when Wendy's wasn't super Jewish and had a real dollar menu I would get off the day shift and order 30 things from them.

>10 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches
>10 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers
>5 Double Cheeseburgers
>5 Orders of Spicy Chicken Nuggets
>30 rack of Miller Light

After eating and drinking everything I would black out and wake up just in time to panic ready myself and get to work with less than a minute to spare.

>>12775654
da fuck is maggot cheese? i'm open minded

>>12762157
Out of a shoe?

>>12775736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ_-JzM-YQg
skip to 3:51 to skip the dumb bit

>>12761857
Debating in my car whether to eat a whole pizza since my relationship exploded. I went to town on that motherfucking pie.

>>12763708
You forget 4chan has gained thousands of new retards in place of our old ones.
They will become shit eventually

>>12775714
BASED

>>12761857
I ate 1 mushroom Swiss burger and 1 patty melt from Whataburger fries included
1 order of chicken strips
And for dessert 1 cinnamon roll
I didn't order any drinks since I had 2liter orange Fanta at home and drank like half of it
Most fat ass thing I've ever done

>>12766048
You have impressed the chief redneck. You may now lay with his daughter, as is tradition.

I had 40 freezy pops in one night. My piss was a light blue. Since then i haven't pigged out to such an extent

for like a couple weeks last fall i would buy a whole bag of frozen meatballs, a box of spaghetti, and a big jar of sauce and make spaghetti and meatballs using all of it, then put it all in this giant salad dinner bowl and eat the entire thing with an entire box of texas toast garlic bread

>>12761857
i've been eating plain sugar all day

Another young man stoner story that doesnt quite fit the thread.
We had a buddy who worked mcdonalds.
So we had thrown a small party. Couple OZ of weed.
We sent discount dude with 55 dollars to mcdonalds, he went to the one he worked at and got 100 mcdoubles.
You can only use your discount up too 20$ of stuff. But his coworkers didnt mind if he went through multiple times. getting 20$ of discount mcdoubles.
SO 5-7 people alot of weed and 100 mcdoubles. Good time

>>12768355
10/10

>>12769282
it wasn't funny either

>>12766438
yeah you're a fucking liar with your numbers faggot, its not humanly possible to eat 2,100,000 calories.

>>12774759
>>order 20 cheeseburgers
You ever get asked to go park while they sort your order out?

>>12761857
One time I had a chocolate chip muffin.
And I poured chocolate syrup over it and consumed it.

>>12776173
Never, I hadn't even thought about how odd that is

>>12764164
Mac pizza, and the desserts are God tier. Plus the garlic bread. The only better thing is beating people to the crab legs.

>>12761857
I once ate store-brought tiramisu with a bar of chocolate instead of a fork while I was high as fuck.

>>12776111
Idk dude it was a dumb stoner story it didn’t really fit the thread but also it sort of did bc it was four 15 year olds eating a shitload of pizza in a garage while smoking weed

after a week of eating clean and exercising/lifting/running daily, on fridays, my buddies and i would go to all you can eat sushi after lifting. we'd make it a point to try to eat 100 pieces of nigiri sushi each, as quickly as possible.

>>12778003
If sushi didn’t have rice it would sound easy, but that’s a fuckload of rice man. I went to an all-you-can-eat sushi place where it cost 30 dollars for whatever but if you didn’t eat all of it they would charge extra.
I racked it up to 60 dollars worth of shit and ate all of it. Was fucking amazing because normally I’m too cheap to buy the expensive rolls.

>>12761857
Had a pizza loaded with barbecue sauce, Doritos, and a bunch of other shit that I can't remember, all rolled up into a massive pizzarrito. I ate it with other people, but God I felt so fucking sick.

>>12773669
>Why do morbidly obese white women all think that other people should find them attractive? Do they have no self awareness of how unhealthy & disgusting they are?
No they don't, because a white woman will never ever listen to any truths about herself especially if they're negative. It's always someone else's fault or society's fault.

>>12778552
That's because women, especially white women in America, cannot be held accountable for any of their own poor life decisions. Everything is literally all mens fault to white women.

>>12778552
> shitskin just realizes how privileged White Women are

ool

back in college me and the room mates created something we called the sloppy jane. we had to clear out the fridge so we poured everything into a big pot so as not to waste it all. i can't remember eve ry thing that went in but it was something like a pack of hot dogs, ground beef, shredded chicken, some old onions, a block of velveeta, some blue cheese, a jar of pace salsa, some sour cream, and half a bottle of hot sauce. we poured it into hot dog buns.

>>12763708
8 million calories a day?

>>12779238
Considering the normal BMI is 2 million, 8 million would be 4 times the average human.
Calorie is interchangeable with Kcal which would be 1000 calories.
inb3 I never took a class in high school physics.

>>12761857
I once ate 2 McDoubles

>>12763008

>>12762021

A week or two ago I ate 50 pieces of nigiri, came home smoked some weed then ordered a large pizza. Then I drank a bottle of wine, ate 2 pints of ice cream, and had a burrito a while later. I ate something else too but I don't remember what. I'm 5'3 and close to 300 lbs.

>>12780238
I hope you get that sweet TLC money someday.

Eating a mini jar of peanut butter by scooping it out with Double Stuf Oreo cookies, and a quart of chocolate milk to drink, and this was after having half a Domino's pepperoni pizza for dinner.

>>12780238
Imagine the smell.

>>12763008
Drugs are for losers, also that's like a normal breakfast at Denny's you goober

>>12773042
Oh fuck off for Christ's sake. I'm so sick of Europeans.

>>12774759
I wanna hang out with you

>>12780238
>I'm 5'3 and close to 300 lbs.
So sorry if you're a dude. If you're a chick then LMAO.
The most I ever had for dinner was 2 large Papa John's pizzas (pepperoni, olives onion and sausage and jalepeno), an order of cheesebread and a marina plate from pubix.
And about 40 oz of bourbon.

>>12761871
how do people have the money to spend doing that.

>>12764343
left 4 dead 2 was pretty great
i mean obviously just running off the successful game they had with left 4 dead but still.

>>12773667
how does that get you hospitalized...

Today cause I got hit with a massive wave of depression. Ate a 5 dollar bag from Wendy’s, then ordered Chinese food (general tso chicken, wonton soup, fried rice, egg roll combo) and some McNuggets cause of McDonald’s bathroom bullshit

>>12778575
>AntiFemComics
wew

>>12780500
bathroom bullshit caused you to get mcnuggets?
im confused

I don't usually eat a lot so my stomach is pretty small, I've still had times where i've eaten so much I feel sick, but the actual amount isn't really that much.

>>12761857
McDonald's was selling 50 mcnuggets for $10
I bought one on my way to visit some friends a couple hours away and ate the whole thing in the car

>8 years old about 11am in the day
>no food at home and im left alone until 4pm usually
>mom already at work, dad decides to take me and him to papa johns to get 2 medium pizzas before dropping me back home
>was supposed to last the day for both me and mom
>i ate both pies within 2 hours, and the thought that it might be for my mom also never occurred to my fat ass
>my mom comes home around 4pm asking where the pizza was, doesnt initially believe that i ate both medium pizzas
>that night i fall asleep on the couch, and hear my dad come home late talking to my mom
>he asks how the pizza was and my mom explains
>he starts hysterically laughing for like 5 minutes straight

>>12779683
He probably genuinely doesn’t know that 1cal =/= 1Cal because American units are assblastingly retarded for no apparent reason.
Unironically here in America, 1Cal = 1kcal and 1cal = 1 calorie, and unless you have a chemistry teacher with a bug up their butt, there’s almost nobody who tells you these things unless you look into it independently.

>>12780443
He’d probably unironically get taller if he lost the weight and fixed his back that is probably suffering from the pressure.

When I was 17 I ate a full meal and then an entire chocolate cake. I wasn't fat at the time though.
When I was 20 I ate dinner at a sushi place but I wasn't full so I went to Five Guys afterwards and ate a burger and fries. I was fat by then.

Eating butter layered with brown sugar

The day my wrestling seasons would end in highschool, I would eat like 8000 calories as a 140 pound lad.
>Whole box of Entenmann's donuts
>Large Pizza from a local joint
>Entire box of brownie mix after it was made into batter
>Pint of Ben and Jerries
Currently a recovering fatfuck

>>12776157
are you retarded anon? A McChicken(the best fast food sandwitch) has 426 kcal in it. are you trying to be smug while also being hopelesly dumb? not a good combination...

>>12773878
go back to /b/ youunderage retard

>>12773891
p..post cute tummy

>>12778575
have sex

one time i chew/spit half a cake my roommate made.
another time after dinner i ate like 5 large cookies, 3 protien bars, a few cups of granola, almost a cup of pistachios and then went out for wings. i was physically super full but no matter how much i ate my mind was telling me i was still starving.
eating disorders are one hell of a drug

>>12769998
Fucking hell, m8.

>>12763192
>being this proud of gluttony

>>12776254
>crab legs
>CiCis Pizza
Where the fuck do you live? Boardwalk avenue?

>>12761857
I used to love the fuck out of spaghetti and meatballs when I was a little kid. I would already be on my third plate when everyone else was just finishing there first and only.
>1ft wide plate
>3in high pile of spaghetti
>3 tennis ball sized meatballs
>all three plates
I also had two pieces of Texas Toast.

>>12775698
Where the fukk do you live

Fuck, I feel like a lightweight here.

Place called Little Nicki's Pizza in Ephrata, PA. Being Italian, they have never heard of portion control. Go in with my grandfather (I was something like 14-15 at the time) feeling pretty hungry since I had not had dinner the previous day and breakfast had been a banana and a cup of milk. Order a large cheesesteak stromboli. This thing looks like it could feed four people. Finish it in one sitting.

>>12762157
Same, but it was over the course of an afternoon while fishing at a campground. This was accompanied by roughly half a bottle of Pinnacle, a couple glasses of Jameson and Jack Daniels each and a few sips of apple pie moonshine. Didn't throw up but I shat my pants that evening waiting for some toddlers to finish using the outhouse.

>>12772921
>You may be right
I MAY BE CRAZY
BUT IT JUST MAY BE A LUUUUNATIC YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR!

>>12772709
It's THE Prodigy, retard.

>>12761871
I love the pasta where the guy ends up eating at like 9 different restaurants before noon and then orders 3 large pizzas as a "snack"

>>12761857
Went to a Chinese buffet and puked all over my bedroom wall when I got home

>>12763030
>>12771196
Nice. I'm 5'9 as well and at the start of the year reached 277 lbs. My worst moment was looking at the scale and seeing that number. So I started working out right away and from January 2019 to now I've lost over 100 pounds and now sit at 176 lbs. It's possible to make it guys just lift and do cardio. Visit /fit/ it helps.

>>12761857
I went on a hangover binge.

The whole day summed up I had an ice cream (bubble'o bill), beer and soju, Bulgogi Bibimbap, maccas frozone, KFC 24 nuggets for 9.95, bowl of rice and bulgogi, two packs of uncooked ramen, bottle of 2L pepsi max, red rock deli sweet chilli sour cream chips

>>12761857
Regularly ate a 500ml portion of ice cream everytime I went grocery shopping for over a year. Went from skinny to fat.

>>12785974
just put it all in myfitnesspal

roughly 4.3k calories

>In boarding school
>Friend buys 5 deluxe bags of cheap nasty salt and vinegar crisps
>Has more than 1 kilos worth
>Says that he’s going to eat a bag a day over the course of the week
>That evening he starts his first pack of crisps while playing deadpool
>He’s shoveling handful after handful of crisps down his throat
>As soon as he finishes the pack he immediately opens the next one and resumes eating
>Halfway through the third pack he gets up and brings out 4 bottles of orange soda
>Since the tap water isn’t drinkable and the soda is cheaper than bottled water everyone as a gallon or two of it in their rooms
>Empties an entire bottle in one go
>His mouse is covered in a thick layer of grease and salt cristals by now
>Once he’d finished the fifth pack he gets up and brings back two big bags of Twixes from the candy closet
>He eats them all, some 50 twixes
>He ate all this shit in less than 2 hours
>Right after dinner
He must have had a really fast metabolism because he was rail thin but the second it slows down he’ll become obese in no time at all.

It's not that impressive compared to some of these, but I once ate a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in one sitting.

I ate nine cans of ravioli.

>>12787551

>>12773565
>slightly above average
It's at least double an average breakfast. The bowl of oatmeal plus the muffin is a normal sized breakfast.

>>12761857
I went to an American restaurant and ordered a burger, I ate every thing that came with it

>>12761857
i got really high, ate 4/6 pizza buns with ranch, 2 slices of little caesars pizza, 2 ice cream sandwiches and munched on those knock of doritoes chips with my friend. i havent eaten since to try and balance it out

>>12763008
weekend cocaine and alcohol binges throw me off so bad, i wont eat for like a week and then stuff my face for 2 days because i wasnt eating

>>12769998
Seconded, it was all you can eat sushi and didn’t want to pay for leftovers

Ate a whole block of cheese in one sitting, many a time. How I'm not obese is beyond me.

Maybe eating the uneaten half of a friend's Wendy's burger out of the trash after they went home
Thanks for making me remember that

>>12761863

>>12773128
Thats not true at all. I drink a pint of vodka every night and have done for the past 6 years. The only thing thats changed is my waistline and i dont get hangovers anymore.

>>12787551
>ravoli from cans
uncultured

>>12785701
You're acting like you're one of the guys in the picture.

>>12777975
Haha, I get it now. Dude.

>>12775771

I once ate 54 chicken McNuggets and McDonald’s. Washed it down with 2 super sized cokes. But it was the 90s and I live in the Midwest so I’m pretty sure this is normal behavior.

>>12761857
drank maybe 1.5 L of white vinegar, threw up all over my bathroom floor and my bathtub, then kept drinking and finished the last 0.5 L

>>12766521
>>12766531