/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12784846
>you are also eating the semen
Thats what I want

>>12784846
Not if your a girl

>>12784846
Not if they're fried.

Cooked any other way and you instantly start lusting after the cocks of large harry men.

>>12784850
pressing as hard as I can...
Every drop counts (not related to blood donations)

By that logic, every woman who eats chicken eggs for breakfast is a lesbian.

i've always been curious if prairie oysters would taste different if you gorged the bull on pineapples first

>>12784879
All women are bi. Yes, all.

>>12784884
citation needed

>>12784891
Even spaghetti is straight until it gets hot and wet.

>>12784880
Not the same.

Semen comes out during a sexual encounter with a man, either into the mouth, anus, onto chest, face, etc.

A woman's egg comes out during a period, and usually, no one is having any contact with the menses

>>12784846
It’s super gay. Pee is stored in the balls.

>>12784884
Fuck off sebas

>>12784914
Then how do girls pee? Do they pee from their butt?

>>12784920
girl's transfigure biological waste into personalities

>>12784846
Not semen, no.

Semen is formed in the prostate.

>>12784920
yes

>>12784930
Kek

In China some people eat sheep balls and call them 'sheep eggs' or 'sheep treasures'. Some people also eat bull's penis and call it 'cow whip'.

>>12784901
How is this even close to what anon was wondering? Where is this talk of menses from?

>>12784846
I-Is that what they really look like?

>>12784846
There's no semen INSIDE the balls you fucking retard

>>12785276
Because they're all over your mother's face.

>>12784933
Seminal fluid is in the prostate, but the testes make the swimmers

>>12785296
I'd rather have them on my face

>>12785058
>sheep balls
Americans as well, ever heard of Rocky Mountain/prairie oysters?

>>12784920
I thought that they did until I was like 12. I legitimately had never heard of a vagina and was confused as hell.

https://youtu.be/JmvJF_SGyCM

>>12784846
>paying $5/lb for testicles

I'll suck the semen out of your balls if it's what you want

>>12784862
And how would you know?

>>12785298
Sperm cells ≠ semen

Semen = sperm cells + seminal fluid

Semen -> formed in the prostate
Sperm cells ->generate in the testicles

How bad is the American education system?

Sperm c

>>12785058
"Ram's egg" is a term in English.

>>12785298
Sperm cells ≠ semen

Semen = sperm cells + seminal fluid

Semen -> formed in the prostate
Sperm cells ->generate in the testicles

How bad is the American education system?

>>12785298
Sperm cells ≠ semen

Semen = sperm cells + seminal fluid

Semen -> formed in the prostate
Sperm cells ->generated in the testicles

How bad is the American education system?

>>12785968
My wife had some boiled and I'm not large or hairy.

>>12784920

they have a tiny dick and balls hidden inside the vagina.

>tfw someone told me that when I was 8 and I believed it until I was 12

>>12786298
It's kind of true.

>>12784884
ok retard

>>12786299

I thought there was literally a tiny cock and balls

>>12784846
yeah real men eat pussy

>>12785421
no

>>12786199
no it isn't

I cooked some goat balls recently. They were pretty good. I am a white American dude too, had to step outside the comfort zone.

>>12784846
Semen comes with the shaft not with the testes

>>12786392
Don't you mean cums?

>>12784920
Pee is stored in the balls, but girls pee from the butt because girls don't poop

only if you don't chew

You eat your own cum with no problem why is it so gay when it comes from somewhere else?

>>12787700
It's totally gay to eat your own cum.

>>12784846
What the actual fuck.
It's bad enough you kill animals for food, now you castrate them and sell the genitals for consumption. Only a true blue savage would eat these. And yes eating balls is gay.

Not gay but a bit beastiality there bro.
Only gay if human balls.

>>12784846

only if they are raw and still attached. removed and cooked is fine

>>12787575
So you're a swallower?

I ate sheep testies at a Chinese place once. I can eat most stuff, but it was too much for me.

>>12784846
>ITT retards that didn't even pass middle school level anatomy class
Semen doesn't come from the balls.

>>12788326
But we know where it goes. Into your mother.

>>12784846
I think you mean drinking the semen

Just make sure to drain the semen first, then its not queer.

>>12784846
Eating balls is manly, kikefag effeminate jewbag.

>>12788338
Is that what daddy said when he told you to suck his into your mouth?

>>12788348
Actually, yes. I flossed with his pubes.

>>12784846
It is very gay

>>12788348
Nice faggot ideation, soiboim jüden

>>12788363
I'll take that as a yes.

>>12784884
True. It's because they're only made for sex.

>>12788369
Yes with you as a cum recepticle

>>12788439
Hey now, I don't want to be your mother.

>>12788444
Your mother is a promiscuous jew whore cuckoldress who poses as a frum yiddish dickloving bitch, AND SO IS YOUR FATHER

>>12788460
Same to you. But they also suck balls.

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>>12788464
Unless you're eating human balls and getting sexual arousal from it, it's not gay.

>>12788352
Blonde like a good aryan, yah?

>>12788490
So if I suck a dick but don’t get aroused I’m not gay?

This is false. Performing a homosexual act is also gay and makes you irreversibly gay from that act on forward.

>>12788506
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>12788501
tastes like Just For Men

>>12788490
All me.

>>12787700
what

>>12788464
No same to you and your parents, fagkike jew

>>12788665
The only people who don't eat their own sperm sometimes is women, and women lick their pussy juices instead. There's no need to lie about it here.

>>12784846
Balls are hot so no its not gay

>>12785422
Girls don't pee from their vagina either.

>>12789248
Do they all pee from your vagina?

>>12785422
You never had a family friend who had a girl around your age who said: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." and you each dropped your pants and looked at each others junk? Cause I did and I was all of 5-6 at the time.

>>12789260
Err, I was @ 10 and it was a 12 yo cousin. I could get an erection easily enough but couldn't ejaculate. But she was into it. It was a weird experience. Probably contributed to my being so mentally fucked to this day.

balls

I want to change my name to Ron Testicleese.