/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12791800
Only selfish cunts do this

Jesus Christ, Brenda, just eat your shitty soggy fries. There's a reason why it's called "fast" food, and forcing them to cook an entire batch of fries just for your fat ass to let them go cold sitting in the back of the car as you argue with your husband in the driveway about why he had to get a vasectomy without telling you but the fact is he hasn't been fucking his office secretary and was genuinely concerned about wanting to adopt a child because he believes it's morally and ethically the better choice.

>>12791800
you can get free soda with a little ingenuity and a colostomy bag
never buy condiments again by asking for sauces every time you order even if you dont need any
take your burger back after eating it for a free replacement to take home for tomorrows dinner

>>12791800
>lifehacks
Reddit: the post.

>>12791800
>>12791818
>>12791833
I worked at a fast food place when I was 17. My very first day I was in training, and my manager had me do the fry station because it was easy shit. One of the first things he told me was that if a customer requested "no salt fries", I was to put some already done/salted fries back in the basket and into the frier for a couple seconds, because the hot oil melts/washes the salt away.

Obviously I dont know how many other restaurants have similar policies but I have to imagine it's quite a few. One thing my manager always hated was customer wait time. He said the corporate office was always trying to cut down on it, so making a new batch of fries just because some fag wants no salt was out of the question for him.

Keep that shit in mind next time you think you're cheating thrs system, you fucking autist.

>>12791818
god forbid you do some work for your $12 an hour minimum wage

>>12791850
Ever had an original thought? They're way more fun than repeating the same shit over and over plus they keep those around you entertained. Try it sometime.

>>12791856
I worked at 2 different McDonalds and a burger king, and every one of them made it VERY clear you HAD to make a brand new batch of fries because if someone with bad blood pressure asks for no salt you NEED to give them no salt

>>12791856
>Freshly refried fries

That sounds just as good.

>>12791858
It's not about the wagies, it's about sitting behind the fuckwad who does this and waiting longer

>>12791876
Then you can sit there and seethe while I get hot fries, cuck.

>>12791861
>bad blood pressure asks for no salt you
>still ordering fried potatoes by the pound

Don't get me wrong, sodium-sensitives can get some wacky bp spikes from even a pinch of salt, but bp management through diet usually involves cutting out fried foods in general.

If you call a McDonald's and complain that they fugged up your order and impose enough to make it an uncomfortable situation they will cave and give you whatever you want for free. I do it at least once a month at different mcdonalds around town. Just call them up and say about an hour ago you rolled through with a large order and half of it was missing and the other half was all wrong. Tell them you're coming back in 10 minutes to get your order and you expect it to be RIGHT this time, and you will get your food for free.

>>12791861
I see your point but I didn't work at a big name fast food placeblike McDonald's or burger king; where I worked the fry station is literally covered in salt. On top of that the fry scooper was caked in a layer of salt. That shit doesn't disappear just because you made a new batch.

>>12791867
We also had the same policy if we had older fries left over from the lunch rush and they remained unused during the 2-4 pm dead time; we would toss those old, soggy fries back into the frier to ressurect them. That shit was disgusting.

>>12791800
Salt added during the cooking process isn't the same as salt added afterwards

>>12791886
whatever, that's their business, not mine. i'm not a doctor. if they want to eat it they can eat it, but i'm not going to give them salted fries if they ask not to have them.

>>12791888
thats not disgusting it's just fries being reheated

now what's really fucking disgusting is subway. i worked at subway for 2 weeks and walked out because my manager gave me a verbal warning for "wasting product" when I threw away some rotten tomatos and some red onions that had fly larvae in them. The manager said we are to cut around the rot before you slice them up and just sell the good parts, and we were supposed to just remove the fly larvae and cut around the area we found it.

Haven't eaten subway since.

>>12791848
>take your burger back after eating it
How do you do this? Shit on the counter?

They ask you if you want salt and vinegar, and if you don't they just don't put any on. Why would they have to cook another batch? They're not pre-salted.

>>12791800
You can also just ask for fresh fries you socially retarded mongoloid.

>>12791906
I found this spicture of you on 4chan what an exciting day it must be for you

OP reads like a fucking buzzfeed article.
What a fucking faggot.

>>12791917
Cope harder

>>12791921
Every fucking fast food place puts salt on fries the second they come out of the fryer, fucking retard. You don't know dick, you stupid shit stain

No they fucking don't, that's why they ask if you want salt on it when you order them.

>>12791906
yes, they are pre salted

>>12791818
I do this to cut out a lot of unnecessary sodium if I just want some fries.

>>12791860
>Ever had an original thought? They're way more fun than repeating the same shit over and over plus they keep those around you entertained. Try it sometime.

They taste better to me when they sit around a bit

>>12791977
Then why do they ask if you want salt on when you order?

>>12791988
>responds to accusation of have no originality with the least original response possible

>>12792026
Dont forget it took him over 10 minutes to think of it too.

>>12791993
Nobody has ever asked that in the past two decades.

>>12791800
HERE'S A LIFEHACK FOR YOU?

EVER GET TIRED OF YOUR PRODUCE EXPIRING BEFORE YOU EAT IT? IT'S EASY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS


FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! JUST FUCKING DO IT!

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>>12792095
you could have just not posted

>>12791993
They don't. You can ask for salt packets in addition to the already salted fries though if you're american.

>>12792026
>>12792043
Reminder that mods delete soijack shitposts if you report them as spamming/low quality.

>>12791903
I worked at Subway too but we did not do this. However the pajeet manager did tell me to charge people extra for bacon if they ordered a chicken bacon ranch sandwich.
Also we kept soup on all day - didn't change it out every 4 hours as is mentioned in food safety guidelines.

>>12792103
Someone doesn't get the reference.

>>12792182
where do you live? the manager told me it was straight up store policy when she verbally warned me. i said that's fucking disgusting and walked out. maybe she was full of shit but i don't know i'm never eating there again. i had an actual rotten ass tomato with white and green moldy shit on the side and she told me to slice that part off and proceed chopping it up like a regular tomato.

>>12792182
That's disgusting, sorry to hear.
I worked in New Jersey.

>>12791800
If you ask for extra McChicken sauce, you'll usually get three for free. I dip my fries in it.

>>12792483
Haha, I bet they call you Three for Free!

>>12792514
Oh My Gosh! How'd you know?

>>12791860
Reddit: The response

>>12792474

pls by not north jersey

>>12791860
He's a newfag, he literally doesn't have original thoughts yet.

>>12791800
Na we got wise to your shit years ago. When I was working at a local fast food chain we wouldn't salt the fries until they were ordered. Just because of fags like you. You are going to get those cold fries and you are going to like them.

Tbh it's a problem with the system. The jews sold amerisharts on the idea of getting a full meal instantaneously while never having to get your fat ass out of your car. Food sales exist on a triangle. Quality, Speed, Price. You can have two of the three but never all three. Fast food lives on the speed+price combination. That means you get deep dicked on the quality. If you really want hot fresh food you go to an actual restaurant or make it at home.

>>12791800
artificial and homosexual.

>>12791800
Sorry but 90% of places just redrop the cooked fries in the grease

>>12791858
It's not about not wanting to do work. It's about corporate holding a sword of damocles over your head and if you don't get 90% of your cars out of the drive thru in 2:30 minutes than they come calling and than you are applying and a shitter place the next day.
I would gladly have taken the time to make sure every single person got fresh food when I was managing a mcdicks. But that isn't how it works and it never will as long as people are content with the corporate jew. Go to your local restaurants instead of getting in line behind 20 other soccer moms to get little jimmy his nuggies if you want things to change.

>>12791887
Maybe this works in downtown chicago but in any white area they will tell you that you better have your receipt or you aren't getting shit.

>>12792855
this.

>>12792197
That's sop anywhere where they cut their own tomatoes. I used to get shit all the time for tossing the half rotten ones. I just said sorry and did it when they weren't looking. The profit margin is so low for anything but the most high end restaurants that they all cut corners whenever possible. As long as they don't get in trouble with the law they will do it. Doesn't matter what they say they do, when you aren't looking they don't care. Just make your own damn food at home if you care about cleanliness.

>>12792839
If you're a fastfood worker htf do you know the meaning of "sword of damocles?" Just with that level of education you could get a much cushier job paying at least 5X as much as you were earning slinging pig trough slop to fatass retards and incels.

>>12792893
Long sad story but mostly drugs and women that fucked my life up. Trying to right the ship but I think I waited too long to try to get help. I doubt I will make it to 40.

>>12791850
I was browsing life hack and info graph threads on /b/ before reddit was a thing anon. Please cope harder with your disability or stop with the silly website war.

>>12792855
I've done this in fucking Connecticut. Just act like you're right and no one is going to want to deal with you.

>You'll need a receipt.
>Are you fucking kidding me? I threw out the whole fucking order. I'm not rooting through the garbage based on YOUR fuck up to find the receipt for an order YOUR staff fucked up. Not happening.
>y-yes sir

>>12792916
>mostly drugs and women that fucked my life up
based deflecting responsibility and not owning up to his own problems anon

>>12792934
i miss infographic threads
i remember the mug brownies one and the easy pancake one

>>12792973
Did I say someone forced them down my throat? No it was my choice, I chose a terrible relationship and when it fell apart I turned to drugs to cope. I also got hooked on pain pills for a bad back and was taking way more than I was prescribed because it was the only way to keep working. I think that fucked my kidneys up, I'm always having pain in that area and have passed some gnarly stones. Sure I could say that I had issues because I was raised by an abusive single mom that would lock me in the basement but whatever. I grew up and got out and I still managed to fuck my own life up. Shit sucks but I own up to it.
Also I'm not really that educated, I just read a lot as a kid because I didn't have fuck all else to do. But I don't really understand higher concepts and I am terrible at math. I have a GED and no college education. I honestly believe I would be lucky if I can get a job as a manager at costco or something once I kick the habit. But deep down I feel fucked up and expect to just fall over from a heart attack in the next few years. Dunno why I am telling a bunch of food autists about this stuff but I don't have anyone else to talk to. Anyways
fast food fries blow 90% of the time. Just buy the burger and a water and you save a lot of money and your future doctor bills.

>>12793018
didnt read but kek you're responsible for your problems it wasn't drugs and women that ruined your life you ruined them by being dumb and giving in

>>12791883
meanwhile you seethe having to wait behind someone who orders a filet o fish sandwich that has to be made to order

I discovered this fucking KINO drive thru lifehack last week. Order your food from the drive thru and when you pull up to the window just point a gun at them and demand the food for free.

>>12793018
Don't forget a lot of people who ended up being remarkable had very little formal education and it crosses boundaries from art, literature, music and even business. Your issue is more related to a self loathing fueled by addiction. Not going to tell you to seek help from medfags because they're just leaches and pirates profiteering off of a human condition they themselves encourage.

I used to go to taco bueno and order food and a water that the give you free. Back then they had lemons in the salsa bar, so I would just make lemonade. A week later they took out the lemons from the salsa bar

>>12791903
>>12792182
Remember that most Subway stories should be treated as being purely anecdotal. Policy enforcement is lax and unpredictable because there is nobody actually FROM Subway working there. Even the boss man is essentially just running his own store after having paid to put the Subway sign outside.

>>12791860
>Ever had an original thought? They're way more fun than repeating the same shit over and over plus they keep those around you entertained. Try it sometime.

I've literally never been served cold fries. Where the fuck is this an issue? Where are you getting cold fries so often you have to be an absolute cunt of a human

>>12793208
>cold
No one gets cold fries they get stale, soggy fries that taste like shit. The grease gets lukewarm/room temperature. If you want them to be crispy and hot, you get them to reheat them or get fresh ones put on. Eat shit, retard.

>>12791890
huh?

>>12793289
And I've never had stale or soggy fries. What kind of shithole fast food are you getting? Do american fast food restaurants literally leave a massive trough of fries out all day?

>>12792967
And here’s what really happens
>do you have a receipt?
>n-no
>sorry sir, we would need a receipt
>o-okay

>>12793310
Yes. There are fry troughs you pay $2 to use and you get unlimited old soggy fries. Some people will fill up backpacks with them before ordering their actual meal. Personally, I use the fry trough to stuff my fat fuck girlfriend full and then some so she'll get fatter.

>>12793400
Your country is a disgusting poor excuse for a civilized society

>>12793407
You are missing out dude. It's not living until you eat fries like a pig.

>>12791800
damn i sure love getting unsalted spit fries

>>12792103
Know your fucking place, trash

>>12791988
>phoneposter
>iphoneshitter
>wojackshitter
Sure smells like summer

>>12793729
Sure is anon, was such a nice day why would I sit on my computer?

>>12791800
This is the shit you read from Instagram. What are you 13?

>>12793478
if you bug them enough, you might get semen fries, so you dont need a burger

>>12791800
>If you want fresh french fries from a fast food place ask for fries with no salt.
This may have been true 20 years ago when some smart ass posted it on AOL Chat Rooms, but now they just dunk the old fries in oil for 20 seconds and you never know the difference.

>>12791887
This is how you get spit in your food. Never be a dick to the people that prepare your food.

>>12791800
In my experience working fast food we would just make you new fucking fries if you asked. Theres no need to be sneaky little bitch about it

>>12791887
I went to McDonald's last week and I forgot to tell the cashier that I wanted give plain cheeseburgers, so when I got them I went back and told them they got my order wrong even though it was my mistake. Ended up with five fresh plain cheeseburgers plus the ones they made the normal way.

>>12791951
>>12791906
Nobody asked the retarded Brit with their fish a chips

>>12792934
>stop being mean about lebbit!
go ahead and post rage comics then

>>12791800
Life hack to your life hack.
Running theory
Blacks will put way more salt than any other race. Whites will put the least amount. Other races tend to put the amount you would normally expect.

>>12792934
>stop with the silly website war.
It’s not silly. You normiefag soylent-sipping basedboys illegally immigrated here and have shitted up the place and are trying to make it another commercialized hugbox devoid of free discussion.

>>12791800
enough of these queers arguing, here's a tip.
during a lunch rush or late night, jack in the box will premake a lot of tacos and have them heating under the light to keep warm. they're required to throw any that have been warming under the light after i think 10-15 min, but knowing a former employee they can sit for up to half an hour or more if the workers are lazy. just ask for no lettuce to make sure it's fresh, or lettuce on the side if you really want it.

>>12795138
Fucking nice, thanks for that tip Anon.

>>12791861
Why the fuck would someone with bloop pressure issues go to a fast food restaurant anyway?

Ah, yes. Because 'Murrica. Land of the obese.

I'll sometimes ask for fries to be extra crispy so they can get dunked back in the fryer another minute and be nice and hot with my order.

>>12794952
>choice + freshness = retardation
Found the HFCS guzzler. Have a nice shart.

>>12791800
sounds like a good way to ensure your french fries are rushed and undercooked.

>>12791833
you thought this was funny but it’s not

When ever I try this they ways under cook the fries

>>12791800
This. Too much salt can kill. I should know, I died of cardiac arrest three years ago.

>>12795138
I've been asking for no lettuce because I don't like it. Didn't know they had some pre made. Bet they all hate me now.

>>12791833
cringe, is this your attempt at being funny?

>>12791800
I have some fresh hacks, don't forget to like and subscribe :D
If i want a burger i ask the cashier for a burger - wowzers!
Did you know that fast food is called fast food because it's faster than traditional restaurant food - golly gee willikers :^)
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Did you know that Colonel Sanders owned slaves and fought in the American Civil war?
If you want extra items on the your food just ask the cashier, you have a 50% chance of getting them - bazingeroo
If you're autistic you can use the self service machines to minimise social interaction - amazesauce!
That's all i have time for today folks. Don't forget to like and subscribe for more amazing content ;^)

>>12795094
Reminder only summerfags like this think there is some kind of "website war". Luckily school is starting soon

>>12791833
This is funny

>>12791856
>Keep that shit in mind next time you think you're cheating thrs system, you fucking autist.

Sounds like you get the same end result, without really inconveniencing the restaurant. It's win/win. Calm down.

>>12791860
Is this supposed to be ironic because I swear OP's "lifehack" has been an "industry secret" since before you were born

>>12795911
Op asked for more. Not cynical shitposts.