/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12803095
and of course a healthy dose of Louie Anderson, can't get good tacos without Louie

>>12803095
I hope you get taco seasoning on your penis when you next urniate.

Brown the shit out of that beef. Oh fuck ya.

>>12803095
I've seen way worse on here.

>>12803145
Don't worry. It gets worse.

>>12803142
Oooh ya stirring in this sessoning is making me rock hard.

>>12803176
weird thing to get boned up about but ok

>how to piss off /ck/
>85/15
i lost. absolutely pedestrian, anon

>>12803095
Got a cat? Take pics of it sitting on your counter and say dickered

>>12803197
seething

>>12803197
My cat doesn't go on the counters. That's gross.

>>12803203
Based. Cat feet are just shit and piss gloves.

>>12803203
>uses taco seasoning instead of regular shit for ground beef, because this idiot thinks that's what mexicans use
>eats sour cream
>uses pre shredded garbage cheese
Yeah, but a kitteh placed on top of a box or towel on a counter, before you start cooking, and will wipe off like a normal human being that cleans, is gross, ok.

>>12803176
Seasoning is getting soaked up nicely by the beef.

>>12803095
>Flour tortilla
not a taco

>>12803216
Waaa, I don't know how to wipe my counters!!! I don't let my cats on the cou terms, hell they don't even try, but still, that cat guy doesn't have cat straight on there and puts it there to take the picture, you fucking anal retentive autistic cat killers.

>>12803249
Heating up tortillas in the microwave

>>12803256
Try again when you sober up, Todd.

>>12803256
>t. toxoplasmosis poster

>>12803203
>My cat doesn't go on the counters
10/10 thread already

>>12803265
Wrapped up and ready to go!

>>12803265
for what purpose

>>12803296
To go into business for ourselves.

>>12803176
>not draining the meat before adding the seasoning

I bet you are at least 250lbs

>>12803293
i'm gonna be sick...

>>12803200
Nah dudes a fuckin loser
>>12803203
Based fuck that dickered faggot

>>12803293
jesus christ at least toast it on the skillet so the cheese melts and the wrappers crisp up

This piece of shit did this months ago. I remember those horrid ingredients and the fact that he doesn't know how to heat the tortilla on the burner, and the fact that he calls a burrito a taco.

>>12803305
Drain the meat? And get rid of all the flavor? I think not sir.

Only southern mexicans will be mad, tia rosa is legit for tacos here. Sauce and seasoning is usually made directly with tomatoes and chilly.

>>12803305
i mean you see how fat his cat is. op guaranteed no less than three bills

>>12803335
He's not fat, he's furry.

>>12803195
this
are you even trying OP?

>not letting the water boil off so you can sear the beef
>microwaving a tortilla instead of toasting it on the stove
>pre-shredded cheese
>not even any lettuce or tomatoes

>>12803335
Is that slang for faggot?

>>12803301
I recognize your quote, anon

>>12803378
Good goy. Did you make sure to tweet about it??

>>12803362
The thread was "trying to piss off /ck/" which he clearly did.
The only thing he did "wrong" here was use lean beef instead of the full fat beef.

>purposefully making shittier food just to piss people off

But why OP

Delicious and reminds me of home. I just hope you added some salt because most of the time my mom forgot to do that. Also Mexican cheese? Imagine being so fancy pants that you had multiple types of shredded cheese in your home. It was always shredded cheddar growing up.

this is all fine. i don't see any issue. it's literally better than any food any mexican ate in the last week.

>>12803388
because it tastes better.

>>12803349
k

>>12803447
dont fat shame my cat fuckhead

>>12803318
Your ground beef is kinda shit tho, so a lot of that moisture isn't good, I tend to drain off the majority of the liquid leaving a table spoon or two of the oil/fats to mix with the taco seasoning.

After mixing in the seasoning i then add in clean filtered water to allow the spices to penetrates the meat better.

That way you don't have SUPER greasy meat when you're done, but it still has GREAT flavor.

>>12803107
>Life With Louie
For me, it’s Bobby’s World.

>>12803095
Where’s your ketchup or sweet baby rays?

>>12803195
>he doesn’t eat 1/99

>>12803293
>Am*ricans call these 56% monstrosities tacos

>>12803362
You seriously shred your cheese...?

>>12803725
Wh*t d**s *t m**n wh*n y** d*nt p*st th* v*w*ls?

>>12803648
Wasn't allowed to watch Bobby's World growing up cause my dad thought Howie Mandel was gay and he was worried that I was already a little fruit.

>>12803742
sounds like a smart guy.

>>12803731
You don't, the cheese taste way better when you shred it yourself
fcking kys

>>12803754
why do that work? pre-shredded cheese tastes fine.

>>12803754
The cheese is the same anon. You’re just imagining it.

>>12803362
Vegetables are anathema to obese americans.

>>12803765
Not that anon, but my issue with pre-shredded cheese is that weird shit they put on it to prevent it from clumping together, I'd rather just do it myself, also the pre-shredded takes longer to melt.

How can I make this with chicken and be yum yum

Do they same thing but chicken instead of beef.

>>12803807
literally do the same exact thing but with strips of chicken instead of ground beef.

>>12803833
Yeah but how do I get chicken greasy

>>12803968
use an oil

>>12803968
Fuck if I know. We need a blackanon or a latinxo to share their secrets.

>>12803968
Vegetable oil, lard, corn oil, ghee, etc.

For mexican food specifically lard or vegetable oil would likely be the two most common.

>>12804000
I don’t like oil or dark meat

>>12804153
...you asked how you get chicken greasy.

Grease is oil

>>12803293
>not showing the stuffing process of the food.

2 / 10. Nice try.

>>12804183
But there's gotta be a way to get it greasy without oil. I can't stomach oil.

>>12804190
Grease is oil, oil is fat.

Chicken is not fatty.

Beef is.

You're rendering the fat out of the beef for the grease when you make it with beef.

When you make it witch chicken you need to introduce an oil.

>>1280422
Ya but how do I do it without oil?

>>12804229
You don't

>>12804221
What about a fat that isn't oil?

>>12804246
Like i said, ghee, lard, etc.

>>12804231
Use pork. Pork has no oil

>>12803378
Based ghostbusters poster

This is exactly how I make my tacos, though.

>>12803095
Can I come over and have some anon?

>>12803095
I actually made this tonight too except for
>In Texas so my Kroger has Nolan Ryan ground beef, I got 90/10 which I think is perfect for flavorful tacos without needing to drain after browning.
>Old El Paso stand and stuff hard shells
>I hate sour cream but those daisy squeeze bags are going to be on the two day sale next Friday/Saturday
>I buy the big container of seasoning rather than packets so I can add just a bit more.
Tasted great, my roommate said he wishes taco cabana served my tacos.

My usual routine on taco night:

>Chipped steak that I scavenged from work (was going to get thrown out anyway), cooked in a pan with red pepper flakes
>Shredded lettuce
>Shredded cheddar
>Hard taco shells
>Discount store-brand hot sauce
>Any leftover steak is made into a burrito (with pinto beans and pre-boiled rice that I had in the fridge)

It ain't much, but it works for dinner.

>>12803781
>potato and corn starch
>weird shit

>>12803265
Fuck you

>>12803217
Have you considered that people use taco seasoning not to emulate Mexicans, but because it tastes good?

>>12803731
You enjoy cellulose coated oxidized cheese?

>>12803255
I tried corn tortillas once and they felt and tasted like latex. If you're telling me you make your own tortillas and they taste fine or something then whatever but store bought corn tortillas could only ever be enjoyed by literal retards.

>>12804626
This nigga sucks condomed penises confirmed

This is the best way to make ground beef tacos and I unironically don't understand this board and I feel that most of you are only pretending to be mad.

>>12803095
I'm not mad. I just want you to know that your food is garbage. I read this whole thread and it was easily one of the worst things I've read all day. Again I'm not mad just maybe a little disappointed or... I dunno an odd sense of pity. Its what I imagine it would feel like to watch an episode of The Bachelor or something.

>>12804631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bP2U4ZtcWM

>>12803095
You fucking piece of shit

>>12803095
Watching baskets? Good taste

>>12804386
>Hard shell
Into the trash it goses

>>12803095
finally a cooking thread that's accurate to my degenerate lifestyle.

>>12803309
seething

>>12803217
shut the fuck up

>>12803203
Top cat

Why?

>>12804811
Yes. I love threads that keep it real.
This is how 90% of us actually cook, we just dont start threads about it. People only post pics of their special occasion tryhard attempts, and everyday cooking stays hidden.

>>12805106
Lol speak for yourself

>>12803293
what is this, homemade Taco Bell

>>12805743
This is way better than homemade Taco Bell but yes.

>>12803740
You avoid the w*bb*ts tracking your activity for m*rk*t*ng purposes

>>12803203
this, only true filthy cretins allow animals to roam anyplace but the floors.
fuck you catblogger

>>12803095
i dont give a fuck how unauthentic making mexican food like this is, its fucking good. authentic tacos with the marinated meats and minced onions and limes and shit are great too, but as a fat american this tex mex type shit has a place in my heart too. mom used to make a huge spread with this and saffron rice and refried beans and chips and queso n shit, could have nachos tacos and burritos whatever you felt like which suited the 3 males in the house lol

>>12806256
wabbits?

>>12803176
>doesn't drain his hamburger before adding seasoning
>>12803203
>cat is obese
>>12803265
>microwaving your tortilla instead of cooking it on the burner
Just how fat are you?

>>12803293
That's the saddest thing I've seen here. I hope your rent check goes through. Anon.

>>12803983
What the fuck is a latinxo?

>>12804626
Go to an actual hispanic supermarket, 9/10 times they have a dedicated tortilla assembly line going, offering packs of like 2 dozen tortillas for a dollar. Your choice of flour or corn.
Trust senpai, nothing better than fresh handmade corn tortillas to make your tacos with.

>>12804668
SEETHING

>>12803781
>now melts

>>12804386
that was some depressing shit to read anon

>>12807011
"Woke" people use Latinx as a non gendered term for people of Latin American descent. It's fucking stupid.

>>12803293
I’m not going to lie, I’d eat the fuck out of these.

>>12807285
Nothing? Think again you obese sack of shit. Try actual good food, being a success in your field, making a lot of money, or fucking something that isn’t your hand or fleshlight.

>>12803293
you're so white, i can almost see through you

Just made some with an Old El Paso kit.

>>12803293
Although I didn't have cheese at least I put on some lettuce from a salad pack

I make enchiladas, but I grate my own cheddar and I add some lentils to the meat to make it stretch farther. This is sad, but to be fair, it basically looks like soft tacos from t bell

>>12803095
>trying to piss off /ck/
>doesnt buy premade hard taco shells

>ground beef
>flour tortillas
>cheese

So, this is a "white people attempt to cook ethnic foods but miserably fail by making it a pussier/worse version" thread?

>>12807822
Based

>>12808319
>ethnic foods
Go back to your own country and complain about white people there
I'm sure your fellow countrymen are all upstanding citizens who don't resort to violence in their hunt for food and women

>>12808336
Seethe more Bob.

>>12808343
Cry more shitskin

>>12808351
>still crying and seething

Yikes. Enjoy your last (You), Bradley.

>>12808372
>enjoy your last (You)
what's the chances you'll reply to me again darky?
We both know you have nothing better to do than complain about white people for existing after your goblin mother shat you out in the same hut your brothers and sisters were shat out in

>>12807981
You're so dark I can't see you at all.

>>12808428
Mexican food is gross and so are Mexicans

>>12803293
I get something like this from taco bell, I order a combo meal, the usually 15 ground beef soft shell tacos with no lettuce, caues lettuce doesn't microwave well...

>>12805106
kys

>>12808319
OP is latinxo, you fucking bigot.

>>12808517
>he thinks latinx watch baskets

Lol nice try cuck.

>>12808467
Know how I know you're in middle school?

>>12808517
>OP is a subhuman
FTFY