/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12851144
pistachios
sunflower seeds

>>12851144
Eating in public like some kind of animal?

>>12851144
Bananas. Simple, tasty, no mess, no smell, you can make eye contact with guys and they'll freak out due to their self-denial.

>public transportation

Peasant detected

>>12851221
bananas smell like ass and the peel is a disgusting mess

>>12851144
I don't eat or drink in public unless it's a facility made specifically for dining.

>>12851144
Bowl of eggs

blended jam

>>12851144
freshly microwaved spaghetti with extra raw garlic on top

>>12851144
Warm eggs and fermented fish.

>>12851144
eating on public transport is banned in my country.

there was a case sometime back where a lady was fined for eating sweets on the subway.

>>12851310
>bananas smell like ass
Have you been shoving your bananas up your ass before eating them?

>>12852624
>No penalty listed under durians

Do they just publicly execute you

Can of tuna. Sometimes with crackers.

KFC

>>12851144
tuna fish straight from the can with a side of kimchi

>>12851144
Unironic poster here. Dont eat on public transportation. We dont want to smell your stinking food, watch your ugly face stuffing shitty food down your throat nor listen to your ugly eating noises. REEEEEEEEE

>>12852670
Why are metrocucks so antisocial?

>>12851144
I Neither snack nor ride public transport

>>12852647
t.b.h i dont know for sure, no one Ive seen has tried it and it doesnt appear in the news or whatever. People are very law abiding here.

most likely you will be asked to leave the train at the nearest station.

also this is not about eating durian, just mere possession of it. Taxis will not carry durian too, and it is banned in many hotels.

>>12852677
how do you get around the no singles policy?

>>12852680
Here is a tip for you: Dont throw out ten dollar words which you obviously dont know what mean. Its makes you look like a moron. Its not "antisocial" to be disgusted when people bring up all kinds of smelly food and leftovers in tiny spaces with limited ventilation and lots of people.

>>12851144
Ass

>>12851144
Nothing. I don't have a need to stuff my face 100% of the time. What I do notice is the "urban youth" types on subways prefer the fried chicken and throw the bones on the floors. It's like a rite of passage for them.

>>12851144
Soup.

>>12852721
Lotta words just to say "i am unaware of my own motivations">>12852721

>>12851144
In the US public transportation is too filthy to touch any food.

>>12852647
>Do they just publicly execute you
Not good enough imo.

Gum

Semki

>>12852643

Well, how else are you mean to carry them around with you?

Why would you want to touch food that's going directly into your mouth with hands that have touched every door or handle that the entire city has also touched. I've witnessed people take massive shits in public restrooms and leave without washing their hands. I've seen men dig around in their pants to scratch their pubic hair and then reach up and grab a hold of a bar or handle on subways.

People are fucking disgusting and you want to eat things in an area where the stupid monkeys cough and sneeze in your face without covering their mouths and fondle themselves before opening a door?

You're BEGGING to get sick. Natural selection will come for you and when you die, nothing of value will be lost. Fucking disgusting.

>>12851144
marbles
but i mostly drop them and never eat them

>>12852680
You came into a thread you dont relate to at all and replied. Great job.

>>12852643
No I'm not an atheist.

>>12852931
You must have a weak ass immune system. If some old boomer farts in your direction you’d probably die.

>>12852952
Are your knees tired? Jumping to conclusions can wear you out.

>>12851144
Relly big icecream thats melting

>>12852959
boomer confirmed

>>12852986
do you know what that word means?

>>12852988
No. Anybody older than 20 is a "boomer" to middle and high school kids. It's the newest aggro-blanket label.

>>12853002
I'm 30 year old father of 2, but using a used up dad joke like that is unacceptable

Greggs sausage roll or sausage been and cheese melt

>>12851144
cum and semen

>>12853005
do you aggressively wipe down every single public surface before your child touches it?

>>12852959
Nice granny joke faggot

>>12851144
I don't feel comfortable enough to eat anywhere but in my house. I hence do not have lunch at work, and survive on breakfasts and dinners. Sometimes I skip breakfast even.
This is definitely pretty unhealthy but I'm an autist so I just HAVE to do this

>>12853005
>implying ANY dad jokes are acceptable

>>12853014
what kind of autism is this? do you feel like people are judging you eat..? i dont get it, and im pretty autistic myself

Cannot beat a Viennetta on a train

>>12852931
Your stomach acid destroys those weak ass door handle tier germs. Stop being a purelll pussy

>>12853031
Yes I am mostly afraid of what people will think of me when they see me eat
Also I am very afraid of accidentally dropping my food, or spilling my food. I often just choose to not eat, to avoid the whole mental dialogue on if I should or not

>>12853014
>>12853046
You're a garden variety narcissist, not autistic. No one cares about you enough to watch you eat

>>12853045
So prove me wrong and lick the floor or a bus the next time your on. Report back.

>>12851144
>riding public transportation
But anon I'm not from Europe, nor am I a nigger

>>12853045

>>12853010
no
I did convince my daughter to eat a worm she found once though
>>12853018
>daughter runs straight into my leg
>"OWW!"
>"my name's dad not al"

>>12852624
>no flammable goods
Possibility of a $5000 fine for carrying books in my backpack?
Ridiculous.

>>12853085
I always find earthworms trying to get across sidewalks a lot, especially after a rain. I always throw them back into some nearby grassy area. Only a true weirdo tries to kill or eat earthworms.

Canned herring or kimchi

>>12853085
Is she retarded? She she lick lead paint chips?

>>12853046
Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one. I've lost so much weight since I started my job

I eat in McDonalds all the time and sometimes bring some steelies with me

>>12853112
she's 2

I can't remember when was the last time,if ever I've eaten anything while riding the bus

Dried foods in a resealable bag is the only acceptable answer. Chips, jerky, trail mix, cereal, non-chocolate candies (m&m only exception)

>>12852931
Cringe

>>12851221
Bananas reek bro wtf

>>12853218
Cover your fucking mouth when you sneeze or cough.

>>12853014
Skipping breakfast is the healthiest thing you can do.

>>12852698
Buy 2 crabs

>>12851144
ceмички

>>12853150
Get her some of these for Christmas or a birthday present.

>>12853014
Buy a car

>>12853487
"no"

>>12852698
What are you talking about, retard? The man clearly got dubs.

>>12853487
"Hey babe, I got you some jerked worm. Feel free to reciprocate*"

*masturbate my penis

>>12853578
damn you're right
>tfw a retard

>>12852721
>dont know what mean
Learn English you spastic fuck.

>>12851298
American detected. Try living in the first world.

Also make sure it has room temperature and you sit somewhere with good airflow so that everyone can enjoy the aroma!

>>12852647
officer comes along and makes an instant extrajudicial execution on the passenger

>whatevers on the floor at the time

>>12855933
Do Americans really do this?

>>12855959
doesn't have to be a burger. That could easily be a normal chick coming back from the "Melbourne Cup" (horse racing event in kangarooland)

>>12855959
OBSESSED

>>12852947
Ray Comfort pls

>>12855985
Except that she's way underdressed for the Melbourne Cup.

>>12855959
yes

>>12853487
EAT BUGS

>>12851144
I don't ride public transportation.

>>12855959
Looks more like a drunk brit slag

>>12853220
>>12851310
>black people are afraid of bananas because it makes them look like monkeys
top kek

>>12857150
I've got a coworker who won't buy chicken or watermelon in the white parts of town for fear of stereotyping herself.

>>12852680
>antisocial is a ten dollar word
wut

>>12852624
>>12852647
why specifically durians?
That's like trains in my country saying
"Strictly no walnuts >:C"

>>12857158
How can a person be so insecure?

>>12855959
5 minute rule

>>12857476
Because they smell like absolute shit, only those people love there cheap smelly fruit so they had to actually enforce it rather than it just being a thing you don't do like carrying dead fish or prawns on a train or bus.

>>12857476
Some people cant take the smell. I don't really know what they are talking about, it's not particularly unpleasant. They also can get turned off by the texture, which is kind of like a vanilla custard but slightly stringy

Mario Batali said it's the only thing he refuses to eat

>>12851144
>no ones posted it yet
https://youtu.be/dvF2IpWB2B0

>>12858366
Hamerrai seems pretty baste

>>12851489
This is oddly specific.

>>12855933
>>12855959
>>12855985
That's the drunk train on the LIRR. I wouldn't be surprised if she's blackout drunk.

>>12853487
I would try this

>>12858366
Lol wtf its like a scene from a movie

>>12858366
Imagine bending that guy over and filling him with your seed

>>12851144
Why do niggers/nigger-like people eat pistachios and sunflower seeds all the time? And they leave a big mess while eating it

>>12858742
They leave more of a mess when eating fried chicken. Anytime I see chicken bones on a street, on a subway, in a bus, I know exactly what threw them there and it's not white folk.

>>12858747
... parking lots also.

>>12853484
Based, hope you've got some cheap vodka to go with it

>>12858742
>>12858747
Maybe because they learned from the russians? Go troll on /pol/ Vlad, they like you over there, lol!

When I was a kid I once watched this woman eat an entire apple on the bus. The whole thing. It was disgusting

>>12855933

>>12858366
literally anime

>>12858366
That was soon satisfying

>>12851144
sunflower seeds

>>12858366
Superheroes and princesses riding the subway. What a country.

>>12858543
>>12858635
>>12858642
>>12859136
>>12859181
>>12859250
It's staged

>>12859289
If that were stage the princess would be in frame more often to supply a bit of eye candy for the lads.

>>12859295
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/superhero-hammer-flicking-eating-seeds-17243259
>Crowds stand frozen in shock and one man tries to lift up the floored victim.

Claret appears to stream from his crown and into his palms.

But did you notice the comical-rubber like sound of the hammer blows?

That's because the video, filmed on a Line 2 subway in Xi'an in China, is a publicity stunt.

The creative filmmakers made it to advocate civilised behaviour on the metro.

The incident follows footage of a young woman taking a poo in a train photo booth and of migrants appearing to attack pensioners on a train in Munich, Germany.

crab legs

>>12859310
As if a guy doing cosplay would be carrying a real hammer anyway. Not to mention the kid would have been unconscious.

>>12851144
Chicken over rice

>>12854647
>my country is better because most of us can't afford cars

>>12859647
>My country is better because it is so badly designed you need a car to get from point A to point B

>>12857150
>>12857158
Don't you get bored of thinking of black people 24/7. The posts didn't even mention them and outta nowhere you bring em up. Talk about obsession

>>12859805
Nope. I just can't stop thinking about black people especially when it pertains to bbc.

>>12857476
fresh durian smells okay.

but the smell has a tenancy to linger on in the air conditioning, upholstery...and it morphs into something stale and gross

>>12852698
Don't worry, I'm good mates with Robert.

>>12853078
god i wish that were me

>>12853487
This is fucking concerning

>>12859802
>my country is better because time is money and it realized in all but the largest urban shitholes cars are the fastest form of individual transportation.

>>12852647
If you bring durian on the subway here they just nuke the entire car and the other passengers and the rest of the city are collateral damage

T. NYer

>>12852947
what does atheism have to do with anal sex
>>12857476
durians can smell pretty bad
>>12851144
granola bar i guess

>>12853078
What the fuck is it about attention that makes people act this way?

>>12855933

>>12864651
Addictive

>>12853487
Is it chewy or crunchy?

>>12866295
based and NYCpilled

>>12854647
>my country is so overcrowded and planned horribly that I can’t drive a car anywhere I want

>>12852624
Is this Singapore?

>>12853078
Ok this damaged thot is turning me on

>>12853580
heh 'reciprocate'

>>12853002
This, but we'll so who has the last laugh when we destroy the economy and AI autonomy destroys even the most entry level jobs.