/ck/ - Food & Cooking

oh wow cool can i take this jpg to the print shop and get it on my "kiss the cook" apron

>>12862445
it's a man's job to man the grill. women folk should not be anywhere near one

>>12862445
Did Mary invite her tall, buff, dark skinned friend over as well? Make sure to keep a good eye on those burgers.

>>12862445
>burning patties over direct fire

do boomers really

>>12862731
you need the char to have good taste

>>12862735
>burnt food tastes good

>>12862742
>what are smoky flavours

tastlet you are one

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>>12862748
>turning food into a lump of coal is the same as smoking it
kys boomer

>"I'll have mine extra dry please"

>>12862445
sounds comfy

>>12862445
Thanks for the blog post onion boy

>>12862445
Hi Mary's husband! Thx for the bbq OC and whatnot, :XDD!

Sincerely,
Susan's husband

>>12862936
Awesome blender

>>12862983
I'm pretty sure you can say s o y on this board without it changing to "onion". Also I'm pretty sure the filter changes it to "onions" not "onion" on boards where it is active.
There's only one way to find out I'm gonna say it.

Soy soy

If the above thing says "s o y" or "onions" you are a cringe larper

Indeed soy does not autocorrect to onion or onions, cringe larper detected

>>12862445
What the fuck are you babbling about you chicken fucker?

>>12863277
What’s a chicken fucker?

>>12863811
it's a new phrase for jerking off to anime

>>12862936
>patty is 100% all beef
>all the flavor comes from putting a trio mixture of mayo, ketch, and must on both buns

american logic

>>12863854
Dumb Euros pretending to understand burgers, don't you have a bread sandwich to munch on.

i hate ohio so much

>>12862445
Just figured I'd point out that this picture is probably OC and this post is serious. I assumed it was a shitpost because its a literal bald bearded faggot blogging and doing onion face which is memed to death here in literally every thread. LOL I'm actually cracking up. Post pictures of Mary's feet you cucklord.

I used to date a girl named Mary

Now I'm sad thanks op

>>12862445
Haha how about some whiskey and cigars for the gentlemen? Did you watch the football game last night? Love how the team is entirely made up of criminals.

Ahh yes, please put some bacon on my filet. Love bacon. Yea it’s right over there in my Yeti cooler. Worth every penny. Keeps my shit cold for 3 days and I get to put a sticker on my truck. I’m making payments on that F150 for the next 12 years. Definitely a ford man, no dodges in this family. No I don’t have a manual labor job or work on a job site nor do I tow anything. Why do you ask? Anyways, been really getting into cornhole. Had these custom boards made. Cost 300 dollars but you gotta have them for the tailgate.

Anyways, yea the bacons right in there. Just don’t touch those double imperial stouts saving those for desert.

i want to get awaaay
i wanna flyyyy awaaaay

>>12864393
Holy shit OP actually posted a picture of himself on 4chan

>>12862445
Most of America is asleep right now, so for the foreigners I'd just like to say: Ohio is the worst state in the union. Even if it weren't for the humidity nobody wants to live in the deep South, but most anons who've traveled outside their county will admit that bum fuck Mississippi is preferably over anywhere in Ohio. Fuck Ohio.

>>12864415
based self hating white guy

>>12865127
Having been to both Mississippi and Ohio I'd take Ohio in a heartbeat if it was one or the other. Ohio has the Cleveland Orchestra and Case Western. There are so many confederate flags and mobile homes converted into churches in Mississippi I was genuinely wondering if I would be killed, even at the airport some part of me was thinking, "these TSA guys are locals and could just disappear me and nobody would ever know".

Don't get me wrong Ohio is a complete shithole objectively speaking but it's mostly just mild disgust, pity, and curiosity at how anyone can stand to live there. I was never actually scared.

>>12865134
>There are so many confederate flags and mobile homes converted into churches in Mississippi I was genuinely wondering if I would be killed
Off my board, nonwhite

>>12865148
Nah, I'm sticking around.

>>12865134
To be fair I was indulging in a bit of hyperbole. As much as I hate Ohio I'd never move to Mississippi, or pretty much anywhere deep South.

>>12862445
Lookin' good OP *sips*

>>12862445
I’m at my most domesticated today.
>Think whipped.

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>>12865134
I still have no idea why everyone hates on Ohio so much. Have you been anywhere in Ohio besides our shit cities? Because I'll be the first to tell you that Ohio's cities are garbage (just like most cities) but our rural areas are quiet and nice.
t. have lived in rural Ohio for 28 years

>>12865230
There are more astronauts from the state of Ohio than any other state in the union.
How good could your state possibly be if it is literally driving people to leave the fucking earth?

>>12865237
Ohio inspires people to be great. We also have a few presidents.

>>12865243
>we also have a few presidents
Half of the presidents assassinated while in office where from Ohio. Kind of makes you think.

>>12865230
The rural areas are quite nice everywhere in the world.

>>12865230
>don't like {thing}? oh it's because you don't know the REAL {thing}!
Cleetus please. The city parts are the only parts that don't suck.

>>12865230
Columbus has been a wonderful city in my dozen or so times I've visited.

>>12865258
>The city parts are the only parts that don't suck.
>Cleveland

>>12865251
Not really. Rural areas are only nice when the locals aren't heavily armed violent unabomber types.

Rural Japan? Autism but fine.
Rural Mexico? Depends HEAVILY on which state.
Rural USA? Depends almost entirely on which COUNTY.
Rural Norway? More autism, still fine.

>>12865269
Yes? I never said I want to live there, just that, between a world class orchestra, a pathetic light rail, and Case Western, or some 2 lane county road with literal inbreds living on it and some coal rolling pickup trucks, I'll take the former.

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>>12864415
Just learned one of my coworkers unironically makes his own cornhole boards, who knew this was a thing?

>>12865258
You've literally never been to Ohio then. Our cities suck asshole. You're retarded.

>>12862445
Soyboy making burgers. Just look at that soyface

>>12865301
>if I just repeat myself and claim they’re a foreigner who hates America maybe their opinions will go away
Ohio is taking lessons from Wisconsin I see

>>12865333
Just you wait. In 15 years you're going to wish you lived in Wisconsin (or more north).

>>12865334
That seems optimistic, but I agree that once the violent wh*teoid population has been tamed and marginalized by immigrants moving in, places like that will seem more appealing to actual humans

>>12865288
When retards will legitimately pay $300 for a set why not take advantage?

>>12865347
I just meant once the planet heats up enough that no one south of Colorado can grow food and people start migrating further and further north.

>>12865355
That’s not really how climate change works, ocean currents and air currents are affected by continents and stuff. So you could see “warm” areas actually turning colder, or deserts getting more rainfall. Also the ogallala aquafier will run dry before then, so enjoy your beetus fastfood garbage while the getting is goodl

>>12865230
Rural Ohio is like any other rural midwestern area except maybe northern wisconsin/michigan. The thing that differentiates midwest states are the cities and Ohio boasts some of the worst. Columbus is fine but everywhere else? Not so much

It's actually a joke at the state department that they held the Dayton peace accords there because it was such a boring city the parties would sign anything just to get the fuck out of there

>>12865288
Of all possible woodworking projects that is probably the easiest. Does he paint them in an interesting way too? that's the real question

>>12865357
It isn't about the temperature really, it's about the lack of rainfall and the proximity of this area to the great lakes. But maybe I'm wrong about what's going to happen. And fast food is just a meme, no one really eats that, right? But I do fit the fat obese as shit Wisconsin stereotype 225lbs, feels bad.

>>12865148
based and redpilled

>>12865157
cringe and nogpilled

>>12865349
fair point

>>12865367
Not sure, it was just mentioned in passing but I guess my boss is commissioning him for a cornhole set.

>>12865376
>Based! Cringe! Pilled!
Isn't there a single ounce of originality in your mind?

>>12865525
This is 4chan. Most of the people here are broken, antisocial/sociopathic shells of human beings that abandoned their higher brain functions long ago. I wouldn't expect much creativity, or thinking in general, from this crowd.

Fuck yeah

>>12865127
>mississippi
>better than anywhere
It's the worst place to live for any length of time but gets worse the longer you plan to stay there.
Great if you are a business who wants to take advantage of loose regulations though.
I had to stay there 6 months while a ship was being constructed and wanted to blow my brains out every day. Idaho was better than Mississippi.

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>>12865525
Seething. What's wrong Jayquaza? Did your welfare check get "lost in the mail" again?

>>12865828
Mississippi, Alabama, and other southern states are great examples of what happens with prolonged, unchecked, unchallenged Republican rule.

>>12866014
Huh?

>>12862445
>that fucking shirt

> tfw visit Cleveland from Milwaukee
> car broken into thru driver side window
> mice in frens apartment near uni
> roaches in the second apartment he was going to move to
> rooftop bars have dogshit view od 3rd world Cleveland
> get tons of Tinder matches cuz everyone uglier there
> all the bars are like a block or two apart for no fucking reason in Lakewood

On the other hand
> hilarious how much no one gives a fuck leading to a more casual city life
> big ass shot glasses compared to Wisco
> the uni campus seemed nice
> not expensive

Prob never going back tho. Place is boring as hell even by Midwest standards.

What a wholesome picture.

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>Tfw none of you retards realize that that's fucking PENNSYLVANIA on OP's shirt

>>12866868
... except it’s not?

>>12866895
retard doesn't know his states either

>>12866868
Which takes precedence, the word or the outline?

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>>12866912
I asked you a question.

>>12866904
There’s a town called Ohio on the left side. Near Pittsburgh. The shirt is probably a high school team shirt from there or something

>>12866031
They’re also great examples of what it looks like when you have a 40% black population

>>12867099
nope it's just a joke shirt made by another nu male https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/639214190092283906?lang=en

>>12867197
As a PA native who has been to Ohio only to score oxycotin I want to bludgeon this fat bald fucker to death with a chunk of anthracite coal and ram a length of Bethlehem steel up his corpse's ass.

>>12865801
>iPhoneupload

>>12866031
Yep, you end up living in a third world economy under christian sharia law. It's why they cannot entice major corporations other than Bangladeshi level shoe factories because the public education curriculum is the bible and the labor force is uneducated and no one in their right mind working in a tech field would willingly move there. That's your national future if you guys keep it up.

>>12867215
>showing solidarity with some heartless corporation

>>12867261
>christian sharia law
>the public education curriculum is the bible
Imagine believing this

>>12867285
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania is not really a corporation. I suspect you knew this but wanted to show off your retard impression skills.

>>12867383
Try living in MS like I do faggot.

>>12867424
How does it feel living around so many niggers

>>12867406
Bethlehem Steel, you thunderous faggot

>>12862445
NU-BOOMER.

>>12867490

Compared to Sheffield Steel? That's shitty martensite crap.

>>12867490
The steel stacks have been out of business for decades you pig fucking idiot. They serve as a music venue now, it's actually pretty cool. The city really turned itself around, unlike Allentown which remains a fucking shithole to this day.

>>12865134
Makes me happy to live in Minnesota, the best and most based state in this union. FUCK 'SCONIE

>>12867539
Did some mention Allentown?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHnJp0oyOxs

>>12867520
I was severely depressed today and laughed at this. Thank you I needed it.

>>12867520

That would be funny but he didn't obscure the image and was happy. I don't understand you empty people trying to feel things. Psychopaths are a mystery to me.

>>12867576
You never realize how gay that video til you watch it. Gramps worked in Bethlehem Steel in the 30's. Caught a sweet gig in England making bombs to kill potato faced Germans. Went on to be one of the higher ups after working on the atom bomb and got to live in NYC like a real person. Still proud of all the people he helped kill. Got to make him his last real meal before he croaked to make this /ck/ related.

>>12863886
a hamburger comes from Germany, Hamburg... its in the name, ya know..

>>12862445
This actually might be the most Reddit-tier bullshit I think I've ever seen on this board.

>>12867620

The best austenite steel came from germany and england in the 1930s and 40s.

>>12867620
Yeah, great song, video does have a LOT of homo in it though. Cool story about your gramps.

>>12867539
>tries to justify anything related to PA

>>12867710
I wish I got to ask him more questions, but the only time I got a chance and was actually aware of what all those medals were for I was basically babysitting a geriatric. He got to meet Von Braun and Einstein, Einstein was apparently a very 'pleasant fellow' that spoke English quite well. He wasn't long to die after that. Gave him a nice spaghetti dinner with some good red wine he wasn't supposed to have but thoroughly enjoyed.

>>12867718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDZZRiPqruY

>>12867756

Can you imagine Edward Teller or Obenheimer afte they talked with Einstein and their letters during and after the war. Heartbreaking shit. They wanted to head off all the shit we're dealing with today.

>>12867784
You have to comfort yourself with the fact that we haven't nuked ourselves into fiery oblivion. With all the nuts and maniacs in charge over the last half century, it's a damn miracle and we would do well to remember cooler heads prevailed. Well, so far I think.

>>12865525
Yikes.

great thread, haven't laughed this much in a while.

>>12867824

And Stanislav Petrov.

>>12862445
sho mary pusy

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>>12865122
he forgot it wasn't reddit

>>12862791
Yes anon That is the joke I believe

>>12867629
Hamburger means it's made from ham, fritz