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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 21:15:48 2019 No.12868216 [DELETED]

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>be me, senior year college student
>22yo khv
>have one real pleasure in life, going to d'angelo every day
>end up in philosophy class with a cute girl, sit next to her
>relaxed class, talk with her the first two classes without spilling spaghetti, really look forward to seeing her on the third
>third class is going really well
>the topic of restaurants comes up
>she asks me if I have a favorite place
>reply d'angelo
>she says she's never heard of it, but it sounds "fancy"
>"Oh I guess haha, the sandwiches are incredible"
>she says I should take her sometime
>ohshit.png
>Come saturday
>Pick her up, walk her over to d'angelo which is about 30 minutes from campus
>Arrive, walk up to the door, she stops and looks at me confused
>"anon, are you taking me to dee-anjello?"
>she laughs in my face and turns around without saying a word.
>mfw
bros what the fuck do I do? I have class with her tomorrow and I'm shitting myself. I'm thinking of trying to play it off as a joke??? I've been freaking out all weekend. help me /ck/bros you're the only friends I have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 21:20:23 2019 No.12868230 Assuming the story is true (I doubt it) she obviously got sick of you during your outrageous 30 minute walk to what is apparently a shitty restaurant. So get ready for her to sit somewhere else from now on in class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:05:07 2019 No.12868391 >>12868216 >dee-anjello But that’s how it’s pronounced....how the fuck were you saying it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:13:12 2019 No.12868425 >>12868391 dangle oh

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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:13:22 2019 No.12868426
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>>12868216
The only way you'll get her wanting to go out with you again is if you seem really alpha about it. Now its unlikely this will work, but you have zero chance with her any other way.

>she'll avoid you in class so try and run after her after class
>if she doesn't avoid you though do this anyway
>tell her in a deep voice "bitch fuck you flaking hoe, you think you're pretty enough to do shit like that? fuck you. basic ass bitch on the outside and trifling cunt on the inside. I only took you out because I felt bad for you, you seemed so lonely and desperate."
>then spit on the floor at her feet and walk away or move to a different part of the classroom
>she'll either be thirsty as fuck for your dick after that or you never had a chance in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:16:23 2019 No.12868444 >>12868391 dan-gelo with a hard g

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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:17:37 2019 No.12868448

>>12868216

I stopped going to my nearest mcdonalds because a fast food worker was nice to me
This tall white girl named Sam started smiling at me and laughing whenever she recognized my voice on the intercom, and gave me free food all the time. One time I asked her why, she said it was because I was nice. I was polite, but I am pretty sure I didnt say anything overly nice. What is there to say at a fast food drive thru, right? And she was white, I was asian. I felt strange getting hit on by a white girl. She was gorgeous and didnt belong at a mcdonalds doing drive thru work, so I had no idea how to approach this situation. So I simply ignored it, like the spineless cuck nobody raised me into. Sometimes Id go back inevitably, and she would be there. I never forgot when we first met, she handed me my order and her eyes got super wide while staring at me, like she was looking at the most beautiful guy in the world, but again how could that be me? Well, it's over now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:21:32 2019 No.12868465 >>12868444 it's also not pronounced "dee anjello" it's closer to dan-jello. unless it's named after a black guy

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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:28:04 2019 No.12868487

>>12868448
I know that feel
>didn't do anything about the first girl I had a crush on in the 4th grade
>didn't do anything but creepily look at the girl I had a massive crush on throughout middle school
>didn't do anything when I heard various girls had crushes on me in highschool
>stayed a shut in throughout college and never made any friends
>tfw still a kv at 21
I've basically given up on any youthful romance. My best hope is that once I have a job I'll meet a somewhat attractive girl to have a family with. Otherwise I'll probably just be alone forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:37:49 2019 No.12868532 >>12868448 Based non-racemixer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:40:26 2019 No.12868551 She thought you had money and wanted to take her to a fancy restaurant so you can pay for her meal. Get fucked OP!

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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:53:17 2019 No.12868623
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>>12868216
Uh, just go to class and ignore her. Sit somewhere else in class - start talking to another girl, try discussing what happened with someone else you might be familiar with. If you overhear her talking about it to her friends just keep your wild card up your sleeve for the right moment to call her out on her own ignorance, or put her in the place you think you might be in.
>Excuse me, I thought you would have asked where the restaurant was, how it's spelt, or more descriptive questions during our conversation instead of using me for free food. It's pronounced ____, not DEE ANJELLO you ignoramus. Learn to speak.
Or, something along those lines. Women are getting too comfortable today acting like they deserve attention and respect with no merit in a world they like to claim is dominated by men, so don't feel any incel for standing up for yourself and defending what image you may or may not already still have before a dumb whore tries to make you feel any less of a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:54:01 2019 No.12868628 File: 258 KB, 351x364, 1545733733834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12868487 >21 >Kissless How the fuck do you stop girls kissing you bro?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:57:28 2019 No.12868644

>>12868448
Years ago on Long Island at some McDonald’s, hot teen Russian girls would work there for a few months and then be replaced by other hot teen Russian girls. But I don’t go to those McDonald’s anymore so I don’t know if they still do it. It was fucking beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 22:59:27 2019 No.12868653 >>12868487 In 5 years: >didn’t do anything about the somewhat attractive girl who had a crush on me at work and now she’s married to another guy with 2 kids

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Anonymous Mon Sep 2 23:09:01 2019 No.12868698

>>12868653
Probably. I don't know whats wrong with me. I'm horrible at having a conversation with anyone I don't know really well. I get really anxious when meeting new people, much less asking a girl out (why I've never done it). Even a few times when girls have been really forward with me I just felt really uncomftorable and didnt know what to do and ended up avoiding them like the asian guy.